illini n milwaukee
Apr 11 2005, 05:07 PM
Brad Ausmus is the only guy that I find rather attractive in this group. The other guys are all 'hot' but you know, they are just your typical hot guy, something about Ausmus gets me. Of course, he's made some nice comments in the past too.
James2k3
Apr 11 2005, 05:33 PM
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illini n milwaukee:
Brad Ausmus is the only guy that I find rather attractive in this group. The other guys are all 'hot' but you know, they are just your typical hot guy, something about Ausmus gets me. Of course, he's made some nice comments in the past too.
I agree. Ausmus is a much better pick than bloom. His comments and support of Billy Bean make him much hotter than just how he looks. As for the other two, Owen should win in a landslide

Joey just looks very boring and he can't compete with a sexy british accent
Eastsidewa
Apr 11 2005, 06:49 PM
Here's the deal...And I'll say it one time....Oregon Men are frickin hot......Ever been to Portland? Or hang out in Eugene...Jeeez Louise...it's their dark eyebrows and great smiles...but also their great attitudes....
Joey, Joey, Joey....look at Tommy Skipper...same thing...Look at MDB...he turns heads at Safeco... wink wink
Give MDB - one more vote for the Gipper...maybe a Tip O"Neill vote (let's twist your arm w/ a whiskey) or from the 12th ward in Chicago...let the dead vote...or better yet a Provisional vote (HAVA at Outsports.com)...let's do a link anyone with a Y chromosome that opens up a browser- automatically casts a final VOTE FOR JOEY.....From the great state of Oregon... I go with Joey....
PS. Brad A was a roommate of Billy Bean's - need I say more?
[ April 11, 2005, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: Eastsidewa ]
Married Lady
Apr 11 2005, 07:03 PM
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James2k3:
I agree. Ausmus is a much better pick than bloom. His comments and support of Billy Bean make him much hotter than just how he looks. As for the other two, Owen should win in a landslide

Joey just looks very boring and he can't compete with a sexy british accent p [/QB]
Apparently you have never heard the sexy gruff voice of our boy Joey. I'm sure that MDB and I can find a link or two.
Vote Joey!
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 11 2005, 08:29 PM
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Eastsidewa:
Here's the deal...And I'll say it one time....Oregon Men are frickin hot......Ever been to Portland? Or hang out in Eugene...Jeeez Louise...it's their dark eyebrows and great smiles...but also their great attitudes....
Joey, Joey, Joey....look at Tommy Skipper...same thing...Look at MDB...he turns heads at Safeco... wink wink
Aw shucks. You're making me blush!
Day 1 of voting is winding down and Owen is up by 2 votes. Bloom is maintaining his eight vote lead.
OK, Married Lady, here's link one:
Here's that sexy voice! [ April 11, 2005, 08:56 PM: Message edited by: Mariner Duck Boy ]
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 11 2005, 08:55 PM
And link #2!
He knows about Martha Stewart...no hesitation what-so-ever! It's one on one - Joey vs. Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray/Tv's Extra.
Scroll down to Harrington vs. McGrath. This one is almost 10 minutes long.
ESPN one on one [ April 11, 2005, 08:56 PM: Message edited by: Mariner Duck Boy ]
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 11 2005, 09:00 PM
And to be fair, here's a hot picture of Michael Owen. Oooh baby, spread those legs just a little further apart!
Woof
azairforce
Apr 11 2005, 09:31 PM
Thanks for the pic Duck Boy!!
I agree WOOF!!
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 11 2005, 09:52 PM
Yeah, Mikey baby, thank you for listening to my request!
Spread 'Um Mikey's shirtless site...and more
John King
Apr 12 2005, 04:07 AM
It sucks that James Blake, Javy Lopez, and Koji didn't make it to the final four.
Oh well, at least Joey Harrington made it this far.
Married Lady
Apr 12 2005, 06:38 AM
DOWN BY FIVE! UGH! :mad:
He's MDB's favorite! How can you NOT vote for him? Do it for MDB, if for nothing else!
bobby78751
Apr 12 2005, 07:41 AM
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Mariner Duck Boy:
Yeah, Mikey baby, thank you for listening to my request!
Spread 'Um Mikey's shirtless site...and more HOLY FREAKIN' CRAP! I am SO glad I voted for him.
bobby78751
Apr 12 2005, 07:51 AM
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Married Lady:
DOWN BY FIVE! UGH! :mad:
He's MDB's favorite! How can you NOT vote for him? Do it for MDB, if for nothing else!
Looks like MDB is now campaigning more for Mr. Owen.
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 12 2005, 08:07 AM
QUOTE
bobby78751:
QUOTE
Married Lady:
DOWN BY FIVE! UGH! :mad:
He's MDB's favorite! How can you NOT vote for him? Do it for MDB, if for nothing else!
Looks like MDB is now campaigning more for Mr. Owen.
No, I'm not! I figured that since I posted audio/video of Joey, I should be fair and post pictures of the Brit. Mikey is hot, and he does have a lot of shirtless pics, but there's only one place in my heart and that place is reserved for Joey...with a softspot for Koji.
Bobby, why do I get this strange feeling that all the guys on your list kind of look the same?
And I wish I could make more of case for Ausmus in pictures, but there are not that many out there to choose from. If anyone has any good photos of the guy, let me know where to find them.
[ April 12, 2005, 08:11 AM: Message edited by: Mariner Duck Boy ]
Gaga4Gaby
Apr 12 2005, 08:32 AM
Not a great quality photo, but he is shirtless ... and this is just a fun site in general.
Shirtless Brad Ausmus ... and more!
Adam
Apr 12 2005, 08:45 AM
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Mariner Duck Boy:
Yeah, Mikey baby, thank you for listening to my request!
Spread 'Um Mikey's shirtless site...and more "Spunky's Shirtless-Superstars."
SPUNKY??? ~Adam
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 12 2005, 10:48 AM
Michael Owen now up by 4 votes. Bloom has increased his lead to 10.
82 voters so far!
Don't forget, the poll is open one day longer than normal so it will close at 11:59pm Wednesday night.
V-O-T-E
Married Lady
Apr 12 2005, 01:16 PM
MDB, or shall I call you Benedict Arnold - stop posting photos for the enemy!
You're killing our cause!
MarinerFan
Apr 12 2005, 02:20 PM
Well I made it back from Maui only to find my boy Markus Rogan didn't make it to the final four. That blows!!! :mad:
True to my word I voted for Joey for my bud MDB!
Mike
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 12 2005, 02:43 PM
Thanks MarinerFan!
And ML, I had to post what's his face's photo. Being the Commish, I really shouldn't show favoritism. Ogay Oeyjay!
Owen's lead is down to 3 votes while Bloom is now up by 13.
GO JOEY!
Oh yeah, and goowenbloomandnausmus
Married Lady
Apr 12 2005, 03:59 PM
WITHIN ONE!

*Time for the Mercy Plea*
Comeon! He only needs a few more votes to backslide into the finals! Give a man a chance! Joey might lose his starting QB job, this may be the only award he ever wins during his football career! eek!
Joe in Philly
Apr 12 2005, 06:08 PM
Owen leads by 3. Bloom has a much wider lead.
I'm beginning to think that J--- H--------- should be referred to as "He Who Shall Not Be Named II."
And as for the other race, there is one choice, the man who said these famous words:
QUOTE
If Billy Bean is happy being gay then I’m happy for him. I don’t pretend to understand homosexuality. I don’t pretend to understand why a man loves a man. It doesn’t make sense to me, but I don’t understand quantum physics either.
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 12 2005, 10:42 PM
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Joe in Philly:
Owen leads by 3. Bloom has a much wider lead.
I'm beginning to think that J--- H--------- should be referred to as \"He Who Shall Not Be Named II.\"
No, there is only one "He Who Shall Not Be Named"
There shall be no other!
Now watch, someone is going to post something like "Who is this He Who Shall Not Be Named?" and someone else will eventually mention HWSNBN's name. eek!
bobby78751
Apr 13 2005, 06:26 AM
QUOTE
Mariner Duck Boy:
QUOTE
Joe in Philly:
Owen leads by 3. Bloom has a much wider lead.
I'm beginning to think that J--- H--------- should be referred to as \"He Who Shall Not Be Named II.\"
No, there is only one \"He Who Shall Not Be Named\"
There shall be no other!
Now watch, someone is going to post something like \"Who is this He Who Shall Not Be Named?\" and someone else will eventually mention HWSNBN's name. eek!
Yeah...I totally missed out on the identity of this mystery guy...so, who is it?
MICHAEL OWEN leads by four.
BPT-336
Apr 13 2005, 06:30 AM
QUOTE
bobby78751:
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Joe in Philly:
Now watch, someone is going to post something like \"Who is this He Who Shall Not Be Named?\" and someone else will eventually mention HWSNBN's name. eek!
Yeah...I totally missed out on the identity of this mystery guy...so, who is it?
Bluebird.....
Married Lady
Apr 13 2005, 06:44 AM
I'm pretty sure I know who *HE* is, but I just don't know why he is not to be named. Was it for positive or negative reasons?
Joe in Philly
Apr 13 2005, 06:50 AM
It was because he was being named over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, in thread after thread after thread after thread after thread after thread after thread after thread after thread.
And this obsession with J--- H--------- is beginning to remind me of that. wink
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 13 2005, 06:51 AM
Back on the old boards, it was HWSNBN all day/ all night 24/7 about how HWSNBN is so hot. Have you seen his pictures in that fitness magazine. He shaves. He wears a thong. blah blah blah. If you really need to know, go here...but don't say his name.
a thread with He Who Shall Not Be Named
bobby78751
Apr 13 2005, 06:54 AM
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Mariner Duck Boy:
Back on the old boards, it was HWSNBN all day/ all night 24/7 about how HWSNBN is so hot. Have you seen his pictures in that fitness magazine. He shaves. He wears a thong. blah blah blah. If you really need to know, go here...but don't say his name.
a thread with He Who Shall Not Be Named Wow! I love...HWSNBN! I used to collect all of his magazines and baseball cards.
Married Lady
Apr 13 2005, 07:16 AM
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Joe in Philly:
And this obsession with J--- H--------- is beginning to remind me of that. wink
Well, we are mostly just obsessed for the sake of this competition. We just want to ride our big tall strappin' dark horse. . . . oooh . . . that's a visual . .. . sorry, ride him into the finals.
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 13 2005, 07:24 AM
QUOTE
Married Lady:
QUOTE
Joe in Philly:
And this obsession with J--- H--------- is beginning to remind me of that. wink
Well, we are mostly just obsessed for the sake of this competition. We just want to ride our big tall strappin' dark horse. . . . oooh . . . that's a visual . .. . sorry, ride him into the finals.
Ditto!
In fact, Big & Rich should re-record their hit country song in honor of Joey.
"Save a Horse, Ride a Joey!"
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 13 2005, 07:56 AM
96 voters! Let's top 100.
The start of Day 3 brings no change to the leaderboard although the gap is now 4 between Harrington & Owen. And unless there is a surge in Ausmus voters, Bloom looks like he has locked up a berth in the Finals.
Voting ends tonight at 11:59pm PST.
[ April 13, 2005, 07:57 AM: Message edited by: Mariner Duck Boy ]
Married Lady
Apr 13 2005, 10:27 AM
OK, people, all we need are three more JH votes and we are back in the lead.
Call your friends, neighbors, husbands, and wives, and tell them to get voting!
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 13 2005, 10:50 AM
99 voters! It's Owen 50 - Harrington 49.
Who will be the lucky 100th voter? And if you vote Joey...I'll give you something special! Oh, no, not me. I'm supposed to be impartial. Damn it! Uh...if you vote Joey, Married Lady will give you something special! Yeah, that's the ticket.
[ April 13, 2005, 10:52 AM: Message edited by: Mariner Duck Boy ]
Married Lady
Apr 13 2005, 11:08 AM
What the . . .? We jump up two votes and now JH is down by three? :mad:
And MDB, while a noble plan, I think that the majority of the voters from this site probably don't want what I have to offer. wink
[ April 13, 2005, 11:23 AM: Message edited by: Married Lady ]
Gaga4Gaby
Apr 13 2005, 11:53 AM
Maybe Mr. Married Lady would be willing to sacrifice himself for a good cause? wink
Married Lady
Apr 13 2005, 12:04 PM
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Gaga4Gaby:
Maybe Mr. Married Lady would be willing to sacrifice himself for a good cause? wink
Now THAT is a conversation that would have to be taped:
Me: Honey, I got a favor to ask
Mr.ML: What do you need
Me: I need you to do some things that aren't normally in your sexual portfolio so that we can get a few more votes Joey Harrington in the KOTHW competition
Mr. ML: *Confused look, eyebrow slightly raised*
Gaga4Gaby
Apr 13 2005, 12:07 PM
That sounds like at least it's a maybe! Woo hoo!
If he reeeeeaaaaaaalllllyyyyyy loves you, he'll do it.
Mariner Duck Guy
Apr 13 2005, 12:14 PM
Yeah, just give him 6 beers and I'm sure Mr. ML will be much more open to the suggestion.
It's for a good cause!
Married Lady
Apr 13 2005, 12:30 PM
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Gaga4Gaby:
That sounds like at least it's a maybe! Woo hoo!
God love him, he never tells me "no" out right when I ask him for things. I just worry that if I ask him for this favor, my jewelry allowance would be null and void. Do I love Joey enough to give up jewelry . . .
Gaga4Gaby
Apr 13 2005, 12:36 PM
That's a tough call. I say no ... Joey can win KOTH another year, but unaccessorized fingers last a lifetime.
Married Lady
Apr 13 2005, 12:42 PM
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
I love Joey, but unless he is buying me diamond earrings, the best I can do is encourage others to vote for him. wink
(p.s. G4G, check your private messages, I had a great answer to your question. Kiss your savings goodbye, though. I'm like a crack-head in a crack-store when I go there.)
[ April 13, 2005, 12:53 PM: Message edited by: Married Lady ]
Gaga4Gaby
Apr 13 2005, 01:08 PM
Thanks! I've noticed what an expensive habit it's already become. I'm scared!!! eek!
Married Lady
Apr 13 2005, 01:12 PM
Don't start knitting. That's my only advice. That can totally blow you out of the water.
I just spent $66 on yarn, $15 on the needles and I still have to make the damn thing. My new obsession is lace knitting, because quilting and regular knitting weren't time consuming and overly complicated enough.
Gaga4Gaby
Apr 13 2005, 01:14 PM
Well, it's not for me, really ... it's for the boy. Although I've been hijacked and forced to mark fabric on more than one occasion. Knitting's not for me, although it is in vogue! I'll stick to playing tennis (badly).
Married Lady
Apr 13 2005, 01:18 PM
Well, don't let him start knitting. My poor husband has received more scarves and hats then he will ever wear in this lifetime. And the poor cats . . oh those poor poor cats.
Remember: The saddest cat in the world is the cat in the homemade sweater.
BUT - Back to the task at hand!
Now, who does G4G have to sleep with go get Joey 4 more votes?
Gaga4Gaby
Apr 13 2005, 01:20 PM
How You Doin'?
Married Lady
Apr 13 2005, 01:31 PM
Oddly, that bananna bobs in perfect time to the song "Somebody Told Me" by The Killers.
SpartanJock
Apr 13 2005, 02:01 PM
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Married Lady:
Now, who does G4G have to sleep with go get Joey 4 more votes?
Damn...why did I vote so early?!?!?? I could have held out for some really neat bribes.
Married Lady
Apr 13 2005, 02:15 PM
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KSigSpartan:
Damn...why did I vote so early?!?!?? I could have held out for some really neat bribes. p
HA! Some oral and a new scarf! eek!
See, voting for Michael Owens doesn't get you that. Now, why would you vote for him? :confused:
[ April 13, 2005, 02:17 PM: Message edited by: Married Lady ]
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