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maurice
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[ May 06, 2006, 01:44 PM: Message edited by: maurice ]
gmginsfo
Yes, indeed! biggrin.gif

But(t) does it have a face??? wink
J eddie
I think that ass belongs to one of the "Outsporters" Fess up guys,which one of you posed for the camera? wink

[ May 06, 2006, 02:09 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
maurice
imagine the stares he gets in public! biggrin.gif
Niner_Fan
I think a test drive is in order... biggrin.gif
J eddie
I actually work with a guy who has an ass just as good if not better than that.Unfortunately,he's straight,he's married and he's a holy-roller...sigh.
judemorrison
Like the guy on Seinfeld, I am Assman, but I have to tell y'all, that ass was freaking disturbing! I can't believe I'm saying this (up until now I've never seen an ass I didn't like) but that guy's was a turnoff. To each his own, I guess...enjoy!
maurice
his ass is bigger than a black girls! :confused:
Niner_Fan
they're like conga drums. I could play them for a while and see what kinds of sounds they would make... wink biggrin.gif
maurice
think how he looks in jeans eek!
jcboltfan
Aye carumba! Nice post.

But don't you think his calves are a bit lean?
I figure that may get some guys going like the Jake G in spandex thread.
Chargersfan
Great post.

I work with a guy that has an ass that's rounder and bigger than that guy's, and he gets so much attention because of his ass, in the office, on the streets. He was even pinched once in public. He's taken to covering it up because no matter how loose his pants are, they are invariably super tight around the ass. He's ashamed of it. He's not that great looking, although not ugly, but the girl's are jealous of his ass and the guys seem confused by it and how to react around him.
maurice
If I had an ass like that...why hide it? biggrin.gif
footballfan32
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Chargersfan:
Great post.

I work with a guy that has an ass that's rounder and bigger than that guy's, and he gets so much attention because of his ass, in the office, on the streets. He was even pinched once in public. He's taken to covering it up because no matter how loose his pants are, they are invariably super tight around the ass. He's ashamed of it. He's not that great looking, although not ugly, but the girl's are jealous of his ass and the guys seem confused by it and how to react around him.
LOL. Hilarious. How do the guys at the gym act around him? I've always believed that even straight guys notice other guys asses.

I've always had a theory that a guy with a nice ass - regardless of his looks - can get almost anything he wants. Any man or woman, and lots of attention.

I have seen some butt ugly guys with HUGE asses get tons of attention.

It's all about the ass.
Chargersfan
[quote]footballfan32:
[/quote]LOL. Hilarious. How do the guys at the gym act around him? I've always believed that even straight guys notice other guys asses.

I've always had a theory that a guy with a nice ass - regardless of his looks - can get almost anything he wants. Any man or woman, and lots of attention.

I have seen some butt ugly guys with HUGE asses get tons of attention.

It's all about the ass. [/quote]

Get ready for a long post about this guy, Footballfan32:

I really don't think he goes to the gym, because the only part of him that's at all "built" is his ass, and that I suspect is more fat than muscle. We once had a weekend company retreat, where several of us had to share a room. At night he would only wear thermal pajama bottoms and a t-shirt. I accidentally (I swear) bumped into him, and my hand and part of my arm touched his butt. It felt spongy and jiggly, not hard and muscular. He's a white guy, early 30s, thin and tall, slightly nerdy.

At work, the females don't seem so much attracted to his ass or him but either find it repulsive and unnatural or want to have one just like it. They talk about his ass a lot but never have I once heard the girls at work speak of him, or his ass, with sexual attraction. The women at work feel comfortable and are open around me, so I get to listen to their candid conversations. They describe the shape of his ass, its perfect roundness and size, but never have once expressed desire to date him or do him, even when he was single. Several have said that his ass is better than theirs or that they want one like his.

He is married now, and his wife is relatively unnatractive compared to him but he doesn't appear the "cheatin' type". He comes from a fundamentalist Christian background and is rather homophobic. For men to express an interest in his ass would be horrid to him and a threat to his masculinity. However, I've never seen any apparently gay man, including those at the firm, express any interest in him.

As for the straight men, I've caught many of them staring at his ass, with one guy just following him, gazing down the hall until he turned a corner. They frequently make comments about the tightness of his pants. One even said he should be a "butt model". They seem very uncomfortable about him, more because they seem uncomfortable about ogling another man's ass and their (apparent) attraction to it than because they in some way envy it or wish to have an ass like his.

The guy has, or has, developed a rather defensive personality and apparently hates his ass and the attention it brings. He doesn't realize the "power" it could give him or attractiveness others may see it. When we first switched to business casual from suits, he wore tan and khaki Docker's slacks Monday through Thursday and tight jeans on Fridays. He started getting so much attention at the office and at lunch that within months he began wearing darker colored pants and returned to wearing jackets and shirts that covered his ass.

[ May 07, 2006, 01:07 PM: Message edited by: Chargersfan ]
gmginsfo
C-fan, Take a look at the other videos on Buttman's page and you'll see he's in pretty good shape topside, too. His thighs show some definite, albeit unbalanced, work as well. Judging from his handle - allmuscleny - he appears to be from NY. Cyd, get on this tale! biggrin.gif
Chargersfan
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gmginsfo:
C-fan, Take a look at the other videos on Buttman's page and you'll see he's in pretty good shape topside, too.  His thighs show some definite, albeit unbalanced, work as well.  Judging from his handle - allmuscleny - he appears to be from NY.  Cyd, get on this tale!     biggrin.gif  
Thanks. Actually, I have seen his other videos. My response to Footballfan32 was actually about a guy with whom I work about whom I posted earlier, who doesn't have a great body but has an amazing ass.
footballfan32
C-fan,

Thanks for the info. Interesting. I guess some guys are just uncomfortable getting attention about their bodies. Especially ultra-conservative straight guys.

Also, it may be that a lot of guys see "the ass" as the place where their masculinity could be threatened, that even having a nice one could be shameful.

I find it interesting, too, that your co-workers , even the females, see his ass as unattural.

I guess I'm just too much of an ass guy, because if I worked with him I'd be staring at that tail all day long and beating off to thoughts of it when I got home. wink

[ May 07, 2006, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: footballfan32 ]
John King
I agree footballfan. There is a guy that work with that wears tight pants, and has a really nice ass. I asked him, playing around, why does he wear his pants so tight? He replied with: "I can't find any pants that fit because of all the junk in my trunk. The waist size is fine, but it gets tight around my ass." My cheeks got hot, and I immediately had to leave.
swiminbuff
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eddiecat:
I think that ass belongs to one of the \"Outsporters\" Fess up guys,which one of you posed for the camera?    wink  
Eddie, I've told you before. Keep your camera away from my bedroom window!!! biggrin.gif
Chargersfan
N/t
maurice
OMG!
MPetrelis
wow and wonderful. thanks for sharing that great butt from youtube. got any more links to share?
John King
Thanks for giving me hard wood. That knows how to ride a little sumthin, sumthin.
Chargersfan
Speaking of riding something, here's his new video on Youtube, "Dildo":

New Allmuscleny Video
Finneye
Nice videos allright, but I was missing some relation to sports (unless of course you say that anyone with muscles is a sportsman - but that would then include just about any porn star there is).
mdterp01
Not the best butt I've ever seen but better than most I've seen. Very nice. I'm an ass man and I must say that his ass is quite nice. Decent jiggle too because I don't like asses that are too muscular. I've seen plenty of naturally round asses like that and even bigger from guys who don't have to be in the gym the way he obviously is to get his to look like that.

I can definitely empathize with those who have junk in the trunk. I have the same issue in trying to find pants that fit. I like Banana Republic but I swear they make their pants for guys who have no ass. I have a 33" waist and I have to buy pant sizes sometimes that are bigger than my waist so that my ass can breathe in them. I do have my "ass" jeans though for times when I know I'm gonna be in certain environments and I know people are gonna be like "DAYUM!!!" All in all I love my ass though. I love the plump booties. I just can't stand someone that has a really long back with a crack in it. Total turnoff.

[ June 27, 2006, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: mdterp01 ]
John King
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mdterp01:
I can definitely empathize with those who have junk in the trunk.  I have the same issue in trying to find pants that fit.  I like Banana Republic but I swear they make their pants for guys who have no ass.  I have a 33\" waist and I have to buy pant sizes sometimes that are bigger than my waist so that my ass can breathe in them.  I do have my \"ass\" jeans though for times when I know I'm gonna be in certain environments and I know people are gonna be like \"DAYUM!!!\"  All in all I love my ass though.  I love the plump booties.  
We need a picture, sir, for confirmation.
Chargersfan
The guy in the first post has a new video on Youtube.

New One
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