Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 28 2005, 12:22 AM
Vote for one in each match-up. Voting ends Tuesday, March 29th at 11:59pm
Click on the name to see the photos. New photos have been added for most of the athletes.
Brackets & Photos [ March 28, 2005, 07:07 AM: Message edited by: Mariner Duck Boy ]
John King
Mar 28 2005, 05:05 AM
Jason and Javy. Two of the best looking men in sports. I hated that I had to vote against James Blake, but that picture of J-Lo squatting was enough to put me over the edge.
Despatie is an attractive young man.
bobby78751
Mar 28 2005, 06:53 AM
Hummm...a couple of 6-3 upsets?
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 28 2005, 07:41 AM
Go Joey Go! Yeah! Joey has taken an early lead over Brees. But I'm not underestimating the power of Brees' fabulous booty & Illini's picture posting ability wink
I am rather surprised that Ben Cohen is trailing Korver. Maybe it's the Philly votes that are roling in first...or is Joe In Philly stuffing the ballot box?
Like the first round, Despatie has spotted his challenger a lead. Will he be able to reel him in and justify his #2 seed?
The toughest choice for me was Owen vs. Safin. And judging by the early results, this one may go down to the wire.
Joe in Philly
Mar 28 2005, 08:03 AM
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Mariner Duck Boy:
I am rather surprised that Ben Cohen is trailing Korver. Maybe it's the Philly votes that are roling in first...or is Joe In Philly stuffing the ballot box?
I'm not here to talk about the past. I'm here to be positive about this subject.
Married Lady
Mar 28 2005, 08:05 AM
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Mariner Duck Boy:
Go Joey Go! Yeah! Joey has taken an early lead over Brees. But I'm not underestimating the power of Brees' fabulous booty & Illini's picture posting ability wink
Well, I'm waiting to see if I need to reopen that 300 post Joey thread. Just so that people are aware of just how good-looking he is.
Don't Forget - Drew Brees hates puppies and kittens, so why vote for him?

wink
[ March 28, 2005, 07:05 AM: Message edited by: Married Lady ]
BPT-336
Mar 28 2005, 08:17 AM
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Married Lady:
Don't Forget - Drew Brees hates puppies and kittens, so why vote for him?

wink
Brees also clubbed baby seals back in '02. eek! I'd post the pictures, but they're almost as horrifying as closeups of Michael Jackson.
Vote Joey.... early and often!
Eastsidewa
Mar 28 2005, 09:54 AM
Kyle Korver has darkened his hair as of late and looks just like Ashton Kutcher. In fact Ashton was at Laker's 76ers game last night and the TBS camera guys panned them both side by side several times. Sorry Kyle get my vote.
Seeker
Mar 28 2005, 10:30 AM
I was worried after reading MDB's comment about Ben Cohen. But he is in the lead. Go Ben!!
Adam
Mar 28 2005, 10:31 AM
Couple of upsets in the making in both of these regions. Maybe next year, there'll have to be some sort of investigation into the seeding selection. wink And the Number One seed in the Southeast is having a hard time with a 16 seed.
~Adam
illini n milwaukee
Mar 28 2005, 10:36 AM
Don't worry, this will keep me distracted for a while.... wink
And I'm gonna sabotage this thread while I'm at it...
One more... Straight women shouldn't be able to vote- they can't appreciate an ass......
theodoresdaddy
Mar 28 2005, 10:42 AM
Does anyone else think that Antoine Vermette looks like Ashton Kutcher
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 28 2005, 10:47 AM
Illini is in the house & he's got a buttload of ammo! I would counter with pics of Joey but I'll leave that task to our favorite Married Lady!
And no complaints about seeding! Otherwise, I'll make one of Gaga's Pro Bowlers the numbers 1, 2, 3 & 4 seed next year
And speaking of Gaga, I know he's back tomorrow, but he'll be mighty upset if you let Michael Owen defeat his boy Marat Safin. Oooh, you're in big trouble now all you Owen voters.
And how can you not vote Jason Taylor? He's one hottest sexiest athletes in this competition. :mad: Screw Boller. Wait. Check that last comment.
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bobby78751
Mar 28 2005, 10:49 AM
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theodoresdaddy:
Does anyone else think that Antoine Vermette looks like Ashton Kutcher
Echo...echo...anyone else reading an echo?
Ashton does have a twin brother back in Iowa...maybe this is the unknown triplet.
illini n milwaukee
Mar 28 2005, 11:01 AM
bobby, and you know there's more to be unleashed
Jason Taylor has a swanky butt too!
Married Lady
Mar 28 2005, 11:15 AM
That's it! It's Go Time!
His Butt isn't that bad either!
Another good shot And the Final Shot!
[img]http://pro.corbis.com/images/DWF15-495665.jpg?size=67&uid={501921ad-675e-4730-ace4-4153390f98af}[/img]
Remember - Drew Brees doesn't call his mother on Mother's Day, so why vote for him!
Joe in Philly
Mar 28 2005, 11:39 AM
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Eastsidewa:
Kyle Korver has darkened his hair as of late and looks just like Ashton Kutcher. In fact Ashton was at Laker's 76ers game last night and the TBS camera guys panned them both side by side several times. Sorry Kyle get my vote.
His hair looks as dark as it always has since he's been with the Sixers. Don't know what it looked like in college.
MarinerFan
Mar 28 2005, 11:57 AM
Wow I had a hard time choosing between Despatie and Skipper, they both have horrid eyebrows.... wink
True to my word and agreement MDB my vote went to Joey!
This has been a lot of fun!
Mike
CHIathlete
Mar 28 2005, 12:07 PM
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And how can you not vote Jason Taylor? He's one hottest sexiest athletes in this competition. Screw Boller. Wait. Check that last comment
I agree!
YEAH, the Adam/Andy votes are closer than I thought they would be....GO ADAM!!
illini n milwaukee
Mar 28 2005, 02:24 PM
What's with these low blows and lies about Drew Married Lady!? I didn't know you were such a Republican! eek!
And promoting Joey's butt? Please! If you can't appreciate it, you can't vote...
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Married Lady:
Don't Forget - Drew Brees hates puppies and kittens, so why vote for him? p wink
Puppies and kittens are cute, but not as cute as Joey. And I've heard that Drew hates Joey, so I guess Drew is just a big ol' cute-thing hater. I don't know how anyone could vote for such a hateful human being.
Go Joey Go! All the way to the Finals!
P.S. Resist the Drew butt pictures. I bet it doesn't look that good out of uniform, and really, isn't that what matters?
Married Lady
Mar 28 2005, 03:14 PM
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illini n milwaukee:
What's with these low blows and lies about Drew Married Lady!? I didn't know you were such a Republican! eek!
'Dems fightin' words, partner :mad:
And you're just angry because Joey's more than just a great ass - he's the full package. wink
Remember - Drew Brees wastes electricity and doesn't feel bad about it , so why would you vote for him!
illini n milwaukee
Mar 28 2005, 03:40 PM
Eh, I'd take him in uniform!
No need to hate on Drew here, I'm not bad mouthing Joey am I!? Joey's hot! It IS just a game here... wink
If I was to be with Joey one night, I'd just prefer to go all out and have Drew there too......
kick
Mar 28 2005, 03:41 PM
The funny thing is- I didn't vote for Joey OR Drew in the first round. They just don't do anything for me. They lack that special "it" when I look at their pics.
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illini n milwaukee
No need to hate on Drew here
I heard he doesn't like people from Illinois.
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 28 2005, 03:57 PM
Yes! Jason Taylor is making his move on Boller and has closed the gap to 3 votes.
Adam V is hanging tough with Roddick. Will he be able to pull off the upset?
I thought the Owen/Safin match-up would have been closer. But, it's still only day 1.
And I'm not hating on Brees. How could you not admire that butt? I just like Joey a lot better. He's got that sexy voice and is just sexy sexy. Drool.
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 28 2005, 04:42 PM
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kick:
The funny thing is- I didn't vote for Joey OR Drew in the first round. They just don't do anything for me. They lack that special \"it\" when I look at their pics.
Sacrilege! Well, I'm positive if Joey drives out and pays you a personal visit in Meeechigan, you'll be singing a different tune
illini n milwaukee
Mar 28 2005, 05:49 PM
Who said that just because I went to Illinois means I am from Illinois!?
And you've obviously never heard Drew talk....
What a dog hater... Hates kids... Can't stand his family... And you gotta love a guy that likes role playing.... And apparently his teammates do too....(who's the stud on the right?!)
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kick
Mar 28 2005, 06:24 PM
Mariner Duck Boy Said:
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Sacrilege! Well, I'm positive if Joey drives out and pays you a personal visit in Meeechigan, you'll be singing a different tune
Something like...ahem ... "Just give it to me one more time...."
BTW, I am within an hour of Joey at all times
Neeter neeter nah nah!!
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 28 2005, 06:56 PM
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kick:
BTW, I am within an hour of Joey at all times
Neeter neeter nah nah!!
I am so jealous of you!
And damn you, Illini for posting those pics, The one with him in shorts showing off those legs...that's just dirty! You, you you Drew Brees lover, you
Where are all the Despatie fans? Your boy is in trouble!
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 28 2005, 06:59 PM
This one may finish off Despatie. Video!
Skipper taking it to a higher level - live Go Ducks Go Go!
Edit 1: I loaded more photos of Kyle Boller & Jason Taylor for those of you still on de-fense! ha ha.
Edit 2: I also loaded more Adam Vinatieri pics since his folder was pretty skimpy.
[ March 28, 2005, 09:06 PM: Message edited by: Mariner Duck Boy ]
Married Lady
Mar 28 2005, 07:12 PM
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illini n milwaukee:
Eh, I'd take him in uniform!
No need to hate on Drew here, I'm not bad mouthing Joey am I!? Joey's hot! It IS just a game here... wink
If I was to be with Joey one night, I'd just prefer to go all out and have Drew there too......
Well, I wouldn't throw Drew outta bed for eating crackers, but he's missing that dark, sexy charm that Joey has.
And I think Drew's trying to choke that dog in that first photo. eek!
[ March 28, 2005, 06:19 PM: Message edited by: Married Lady ]
illini n milwaukee
Mar 28 2005, 09:35 PM
Drew's got very sexy legs. I mean, he's got size 15 feet, hot legs, a big round butt....and that's just his first half (and who knows what's on the other side of that butt wink )
Big feet, tan legs...mmm Damn the NFL for requiring knee high socks!
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 28 2005, 10:09 PM
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illini n milwaukee:
Drew's got very sexy legs. I mean, he's got size 15 feet, hot legs, a big round butt....and that's just his first half (and who knows what's on the other side of that butt wink )
I'm not looking! I'm not looking!
I'm a Joey lover....I'm a Joey lover...I'm a Joey lover...there's no place like Joey's home...there's no place like Joey's home...
PatSanFran
Mar 28 2005, 10:28 PM
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...
Vote for Alexandre!
millerbeach
Mar 29 2005, 04:56 AM
Well, my newest love and latest obsession, Ben Cohen, looks like he's safe in the polls. Imagine being the filling of a Drew Brees/Ben Cohen sandwich...yum!
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 29 2005, 08:11 AM
As we head into the second and final day of voting, there are a few races that are still undecided.
Despatie is making a charge on Skipper as the gap between them has closed to 4 votes.
Harrington's double digit lead is down to a single digit. :mad:
Roddick continues to struggle against Vinatieri.
Taylor & Safin supporters better campaign for votes because your men still trail Boller & Owen.
Lopez, Cohen and Zito seem to be cruising into the Sweet 16.
As I mentioned in an earlier post, new pics have been loaded for Boller, Taylor and Vinatieri. And there is the link to the video of Skipper in one of my earlier posts.
If you haven't voted...what are you waiting for?
[ March 29, 2005, 07:27 AM: Message edited by: Mariner Duck Boy ]
Gaga4Gaby
Mar 29 2005, 09:57 AM
I cannot belive Safin is losing to that guy. I'm stunned. I mean, he's alright looking ... but he's no Marat Safin!!!
Woe.
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 29 2005, 10:07 AM
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Gaga4Gaby:
I cannot belive Safin is losing to that guy. I'm stunned. I mean, he's alright looking ... but he's no Marat Safin!!!
Woe.
Welcome back, G4G! I wish I had better news for you. I tried campaigning for Marat but it doesn't seem to be working. I think you need to find a Safin full monty photo to put him over the top!
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 29 2005, 10:23 AM
Well look at what we have here!
We have a Louisville like comback going on in the East region as Alexandre Despatie, once trailing by as many as 14 votes, is within 1 vote of Tommy Skipper. Wow.
Gaga4Gaby
Mar 29 2005, 10:26 AM
Gaga4Gaby
Mar 29 2005, 10:28 AM
Now tell me that's not the King of the Hardwood right there. Vote Marat!
Thanks for the welcome back.
Gaga4Gaby
Mar 29 2005, 10:32 AM
Another enjoyable photo ... *AHEM*
boomer400
Mar 29 2005, 11:20 AM
QUOTE
Mariner Duck Boy:
Well look at what we have here!
We have a Louisville like comback going on in the East region as Alexandre Despatie, once trailing by as many as 14 votes, is within 1 vote of Tommy Skipper. Wow.
Go Alex go!
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 29 2005, 03:50 PM
Bumping this up as we make the turn & head into the home stretch!
Hotest race Update: Skipper back up by 3.
We're currently at 73 votes. I think the record is 83 so we need at least 10 more people need to vote!
On a personal note: Joey is currently up by 9 and thinking, not declaring anything & not looking past Breesy, but thinking about his strategy to shock the hell out of the Superpower known as Javy.
Thanks to everyone for playing with me. Well, you know what I mean
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 29 2005, 08:03 PM
5 hours to go and Despatie has tied Skipper. Brees has cut Joey's lead to 6.
You could be the one who decides if Despatie moves on, or goes back home to Canada! Polls close at 11:59pm.
To quote Gewn Stefani:
QUOTE
What you waiting, What you waiting, What you waiting for???
PatSanFran
Mar 29 2005, 08:24 PM
Go! Alex! Go! Tied at 50-50!
Tommy's up by 1. Go Tommy Go! Run to the light, Tommy!
Mariner Duck Guy
Mar 29 2005, 09:33 PM
And it's tied again between Skippper/Despatie!
40 votes each.
Joe in Philly
Mar 29 2005, 09:36 PM
Andy Roddick is only 5 votes ahead of Adam Vinatieri. The boy vs. the man! A couple of races too close to call and I won't know who wins until tomorrow morning! How will I sleep tonight? wink
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