What irony basejock. Glad I'm not alone in my fascination with the werewolf-like charms of Mr. Edwards.
Herewith my
Ode to the City of the SnowdriftShuffling off to Buffalo

The Quinn-Edwards Institute's secret formula to control T.O.'s mind

T.O. puts down the law to the QB for 2009-10

Rule number 1: "I get the ball."

Rule number 2: "You take the hits."

Rule number 3: "Omigod. I think I just forgot rule number 3."

"Maybe I'll take a hit of that."

"Oh lord. I know I want a hit of that!"

"Forget the friggin' rules. Start the orgy."

"Dammit Trent. Why do you get to have all the fun!"