Those Preposterously Pretty Packers

What CB Joey Thomas wants...

...he gets

I want WR Andrae Thurman...

..and Joey Thomas

..ahem, and maybe a little of Darren Sharper as well

Magical things happen when Javon Walker opens his legs

..or Joey bends over

Heck, he doesn't even have to bend over

...now if he could hold this position for a while

Hope Shockmain Davis comes back from his injury soon

..but until he does, I guess I'll just have to enjoy Robert Furgeson's tattooed perfection

Thanks sportinlife. I've spend the last 5 mins flicking back and forth between the Andrae Thurman and Joey Thomas headshots trying to figure out whom I like more.

[ December 27, 2004, 07:34 AM: Message edited by: TomFord ]

I just create a little fantasy with all four of them in a big ole orgy. Choosing just one is so unfair. wink

More Packer meat

Javon Walker on the run

..then posing for his close-up

Na'il Diggs see-throughs

Doug Pederson can't get Ryan Longwell to disco dance

Paris Lenon's wide-bottom

In another thread, dextra posted

Tonight as i looked at Tom Brady talking post game on the field I thought he indeed the handsomest qb playing Any arguements?

My favorite Pat from last nights game was David Given

Here he makes the first TD reception of the 2002 (pre)season, from Tom Brady

Flexing those incredible arms - for a receiver

Hanging out - on the right. That may be his agent in the center, and another Pat on the left

Looking absolutely adorable being interviewed at Superbowl XXXVIII

[ January 25, 2005, 12:17 AM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

Anyone catch Tom Brady on Letterman last night? Not only is he smart, kind, and the best QB in football, but my God can he fill out a pair of jeans. Will Smith was on the show too...would have loved to be in the Green Room with those 2.

So, I stepped out today to catch the Patriot's Victory Parade as it passed by.....and fell in love....oh, yes I did! Not with any of those shirtless boys who painted their torsos in their team's colors, though some were hard to resist. Not even the one who emblazoned his painted chest with the surname of his favorite Patriot, Randall Gay (gutsy), but with a platinum blond Patriot I didn't know. Who turned out to be Kevin Kasper.

[ February 08, 2005, 12:18 PM: Message edited by: Torgauer ]

He's a hunk.

They're shirtless alright.... but I think they drank a couple beers while watching the game.

[ February 08, 2005, 12:55 PM: Message edited by: OlympicFan ]

That MVP guy

Loking good on a mag cover after an earlier Superbowl

Flashing those big whites in the pre-game interview before same

Ohh, that smile

Making whoopee with Tommy...the lucky dog...both of them

Then they do the Superboogey

Loving the love from the Patties

I think he should keep the hair on

Seen along the way -

Hunk safety Scott Farley

[ February 10, 2005, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

How about the brave "guy in the middle" who wrote GAY on his chest. I know it's a player's last name, but still... GOOD FOR HIM!

It's the best way for him to come out to his buds. At a game, with his clothes off, and his arms around them. Way to go boy!

Just an FYI:

The Pro Bowl Skills Challenge (most accurate, strongest, fastest, etc) is on tonight on ESPN at 6 PM EST I believe. The Pro Bowl is tomorrow (Sunday) at 7 PM on ESPN I believe.

The AFC is going to be wearing white pants (Drew's team woohoo!) and the NFC will be wearing a regular blue pant (not the shiny kind, but the kind that Virginia Tech, Maryland, Georgia, etc. play in).

Here's a pic of Drew and his fellow Chargers in their Pro Bowl Uniform....

Here are some pics from the past few Pro Bowls....


Kordell Stewart and his big ole butt...

Troy Brown and Hines Ward warm up...


Tom Brady warming up...


David Boston and his giant arms...


Jeff Garcia hands off to Mike Alstott...

The uberhunk of the NFL Mike Alstott....
Kurt Warner and his nick backside (yes, he was good at one point hehe)

Tom Brady's jockstrapped butt...

Marvin Harrison's jockstrapped butt takes off...

Rich Gannon shows off his beefy butt...

Hines Ward is nicely strapped in...

The memories of Rod Woodson....come back!

Priest Holmes sure prefers a thick jockstrap...

Brian Urlacher looking bored on the sidelines...

Several nice butts...

Hines Ward's shiny butt...

Ty Law displays his equally shiny and jockstrapped butt...

I love white pants...

Drew Bledsoe in a nice side shot...

Jeremy Shockey getting tips on how to not make an ass of yourself...

Mike Alstott looking hunky...

Philly tight end Chad Lewis...

Bledsoe's butt...

Alstott's beefy butt...

Ditto...

And now John Lynch and his butt..

Jockstrap alert!

Dante Hall also likes very thick jockstraps...

Hines Ward strapped in...

Peyton Manning in a sleeveless shirt...

Ditto...

Trent Green: \"Do I have a nice butt or what?\"

Ty Law and Ray Lewis both strapped in...

Chris McAlister spreading those legs...

Ty Law in his see through pants...

Peyton checking out Hines Ward...

Ray Lewis...nice strap...

Keith Bullock on Bubba Franks...

Derrick Mason giving us a nice view...

So does Keith Bullock...

Ray Lewis and Steve McNair display their jocks...


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[ June 13, 2005, 01:18 PM: Message edited by: m1 ]

(The following is intended to be conveyed in the tone of comedian Jerry Seinfeld.)

illini, first of all, thanks for this compilation. You're really dedicated and you have a great eye. Having said that, can I ask you something? (And, please, forgive my nitpicking and the familiarity with which I address myself to you.) Click on the link above and take a real good look at that pic again. Don't you think there's something painfully obvious to admire besides Peyton Manning that you forgot to include in your hyperlink title?... wink Or is this just a case of "different strokes for different folks"?

Apart from that, thumbs up, man. Keep up the good work.

this hot shot makes the case for more of those white uniforms:

>Dante Hall also likes very thick jockstraps... <

and this butt shot seems like such a natural 'get ready to eat this' position:

>http://www.idatasports.com/roadtrips/2004/020804/photos/4-58.jpg<

but whoever designed those awful ugly dark blue uniforms should be drummed out of the sports uniform design industry. i bet they look even worse on tv.

[ February 12, 2005, 07:34 PM: Message edited by: MPetrelis ]

Do you like Peyton watch that much!?


Yeah yeah, Tony Gonzalez is a hottie....

Yeah you're being nit picky. Maybe it has to do with the other guy is WAY in the background and out of focus?

super hot!

Geesh, these AFC uniforms are like watching soft porn..


And I'm pretty darn sure this cameraman likes Drew's butt as much as me.......pretty much every shot of Drew has involved his butt, especially that nice long 10-15 second following of Drew around the field...

Originally posted by StPtGator:
(I guess this doesn't merit a response, but...)

This is precisely the reason why I hesitate right before posting on English-language message boards. I was just trying to be funny, sheesh!!! I thought the humor'd come through, but probably this is what happens when English is not your first language and one hasn't yet mastered translating humor (Seinfeld references and use of graemlins notwithstanding). And is González THAT far back? Sure, he's not as close as Manning is, but González's god-like, statuesque physique is clearly visible enough to admire, methought, though I see not for others... (I think that after posting this I'm going to take Carpentier's advice below.)


illini, I tried my hardest to be humorous, but I guess it didn't work. Peace.

[ February 13, 2005, 09:24 PM: Message edited by: noumenon ]

I caught the humor.... wink

Did you see Gonzalez tonight? He looked like he always does...hot hot hot!

Thanks, mon cher.


Oh, yes, I did! I also saw Mr. Brees, but I know he's yours, so I'll stay in my corner and keep my hands off your territory. wink

Here's a few pics...


Drew looking a little creeped out...

Happy Valentine's Day....

And BAM....

Well I've been slacking off with the picture sharing, but now the mini-camps are starting up now that the draft is over, so hopefully I'll start sharing more.

For those who haven't seen it...

The #1 pick, Alex Smith, shirtless....

And from the first mini-camp of the year...

Jon Gruden showing WR Michael Clayton how to stuff his shorts...

Chris Simms...

What's with the tucking in Brian Griese? You used to show off your tummy....

[ April 26, 2005, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: illini n milwaukee ]

I couldn't get the Alex Smith pic to open. Is it just me?

Until you hit us up with your next dose of mini-campers, maybe a little ode to Tim Dwight's Charger career can keep us busy:

In the beginning, there was Iowa

And distant flirting with female fans

Then he hovered over guys with names like \"Maslowski\"

While he prayed for something better

He cultivated a naughty grin and a dome shinier than a new penny

A barb-wire tattoo finished the ensemble

Unfastening his pants a little helped as well...nothing too slutty

Suddenly guys wanted to just touch his hand...very subtle come-on, that one

So he turns on the charm - that cute glance from the corner of the eye

Shows off his sub-five minute forty

Now a hot teammate invites him to learn line-dancing

And half the team wants a piece of him

Where are these two slabs of beefcake now?

W/out a doubt, the hottest, most handsome bald headed man in the NFL!!! Love him!

All great pictures sportinlife

BTW I couldn't open the Alex Smith picture either.

Danm! They're HOT!

I found this about Chris Dalman.

I can't wait for football season. I'm going to Patriots training camp with a "Marry Me Tim Dwight...or at least let me shave your body and play" tee shirt on, and short shorts to show off my legs and more.

[ April 26, 2005, 10:52 AM: Message edited by: TommyC84 ]

The Alex Smith pic should work now. That's what 2 HTTPs in the link will do to ya!

For all you Big Ben fans out there, from his blog:

"I am looking for a new masseuse for the
season so if anyone out there has ideas I am open for them and remember this
is to make my body feel better so I can play better so make sure they are
good at what they do..."

I'd e-mail him and maybe you can get a 'try out'! wink

but alas... notice that he is looking for "a masseuSE". That means he's looking for a woman. he's not looking for a masseur. and no matter how womanly some of you reading this are... wink I think he's looking for the real thing.

I'd file that under "what he doesn't know won't hurt him"...

I think we are slipping, people. We had a whole bunch of mini-camps, where are the photos?!?

I'll start:

Stretch it out

Is that old woman crying?

You are so right Married Lady. How negligent of us.

Don't get up Jonathan Fenene! We like you on your knees.

Maurice Clarett keeps his 'proof of eligibility' papers handy. Just in case...

Dale Carter's hot legs, Fred Stamps nice arms

Lean on me too, Doug Jolley. Why should Justin Miller have all the fun?

Two of B-mores finest - Kyle Boller sitting and Derrick Mason squatting

Who's the lucky guy in the middle of this pack of Packers?

Saints wide receiver Chase Lyman - the name says it all.

Big smiles on Nate Burleson and Kelly Campbell

Any shirtless BOLLER pics out there?

Haven't seen a shirtless Boller but here are some interesting ones

Kissing his helmet...

..then offering it to his fans

Bearhugged by kicker Matt Stover

Squatting with Derrick Mason

As adorable as he is, to me his stock value took a nosedive with the whole Tara Reid thing. If it touched a skank, who knows what it might be carrying.

I'd like to kiss his helmet...the one made of flesh.

Kyle Boller is a hottie...thanks for turning me on to a new hot man. Maybe I should quit arguing on the Politics/Religion board so much....I sometimes forget what I am missing on the other threads!

In case they weren't see through enough...

A tight end's see through pants close up...

Jockstrap alert


Bucs tight end in his see through pants...


White pants and jockstraps should be mandatory...no colored pants and no compression shorts...these athletes butts need to breathe

Did someone say mighty arms?

In another thread, Darthp and Cajun posted

Tom Brady's jockstrap showing

In another thread, billywllc posted

man is wayne chrebet hot or what i want to suck his nipples really bad
wayne shirtless


ung replied

yes. Wayne is hot But in order to get a try at his pecs and nips, you have to be a 14 year old girl.

[ June 13, 2005, 01:43 PM: Message edited by: m1 ]

OOOOH, thanks for the shirtless Wayne Chrebet pic. Savory and succulent.

thanks for posting the pic of Tom Brady's jockstrap, I missed that one earlier.

Would like to help Tom "adjust" his supporter!!

Nice and proper....

Big arms...

Matt putting Iowa QB Drew Tate in his place....

There's a big pic of him at the bottom of this page...

Trying to lose the tough guy image...

I'd be going all out for Purdue QB Brandon Kirsch too....

Quite a nice backside...

Ditto that...

Looking good...

What the hell are you talking about!?

Not too interested in playing for the Colts...

Nice expression...

You're now getting creepy...

Another nice big pic...


Hope you guys like....


Oops, and how did I forget these...


At practice...

Ditto....

And he's missing one important aspect in being the next Patrick Kerney. He needs to adopt a jockstrap and he'd look perfect in those Miami Dolphin pants....

[ June 16, 2005, 11:35 AM: Message edited by: illini n milwaukee ]

I wish I was Tom Brady's jock strap!