J eddie
Jul 3 2005, 06:07 AM
So which hot,sexy athlete would you like to be deserted with? Assume that there is plenty to eat but eventually someone is going to want some sex! I can think of so many! Johnny Damon,
Joey Harrington,Bobby Higginson,Adam Vinatieri,
Manu Genobli,Carlos Pena etc........
swiminbuff
Jul 3 2005, 06:12 AM
Ian Roberts , the Aussie rugby player because he is hot and already plays on our team so there would be less work.
[ July 03, 2005, 06:27 AM: Message edited by: swiminbuff ]
J eddie
Jul 3 2005, 06:20 AM
Oh! I'm sure you would be "workin" it! wink
swiminbuff
Jul 3 2005, 06:26 AM
Oh I'd definitely work it, just wouldn't have to teach it. My days of teaching homo 101 are over thankfully.
[ July 03, 2005, 08:51 AM: Message edited by: swiminbuff ]
J eddie
Jul 3 2005, 06:28 AM
Swim,
I can only find one picture of Ian on the internet!!
Ed
swiminbuff
Jul 3 2005, 06:31 AM
Look at the Out Athletes section on the Outsports home page, then click on the various links on his profile
J eddie
Jul 3 2005, 06:32 AM
Thank you,sir!
J eddie
Jul 3 2005, 06:38 AM
I love the old "Mardi Gras" photos,talk about "HOT"
swiminbuff
Jul 3 2005, 06:41 AM
QUOTE
eddiecat:
I love the old \"Mardi Gras\" photos,talk about \"HOT\"
Yep, definitely desert island material.
J eddie
Jul 3 2005, 06:44 AM
Desert island,bedroom,backseat,under the bleachers,on the kitchen counter,in the back yard,in the swimming pool....my mind is just racing thinking about the possibilities! Of course if he's not a top then it was all for naught!
[ July 03, 2005, 06:45 AM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
swiminbuff
Jul 3 2005, 06:57 AM
On a desert island I think you we could all learn to be versatile if the suituation called for it. If not you'd have to learn to make toys out of coconuts LOL
sportinlife
Jul 3 2005, 08:32 AM
QUOTE
eddiecat:
Swim,
I can only find one picture of Ian on the internet!!
Ed
Dude, where have you been looking?
A current Google Image SearchBetter still save some time and go hereOr look no further..What's more he's playing the henchman "Riley" to Kevin Spaceys "Lex Luther" in Batman Returns. How gay is that combo?
IR is definitely my deserted Isle guy...ahum after my partner of course. wink
Edited to add
this photo of Roberts as a henchman in a gay short film called Fudge Packing Heat. Wonder if the cute guy behind him is the "Fudge", or is he "Packing Heat". :cool:
[ July 05, 2005, 05:24 AM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]
J eddie
Jul 3 2005, 08:46 AM
I used Google image search but maybe I put in too much information.I guess I should have only put in his name.Anyway,Thanks Sport!
baseball bob
Jul 3 2005, 12:22 PM
Baseball - Laynce Nix or Brad Ausmus
Football - Tom Brady, Adam Vinatieri or David Carr
Basketball - Wally Szczerbiak, Chris Mihm or Luke Walton
Tennis - Andy "Erotic" Roddick or Roger Federer
Auto Racing - Jimmy Johnson
Bowling - Brian Voss or Paul Koehler
Soccer - Taylor Twellman
Rugby - the dude on the far right in "sterlingman's" June 22 post of "same as above only this time shirtless". I'm in lust...
[ July 03, 2005, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: baseball bob ]
thersis
Jul 3 2005, 01:52 PM
remove the name of he who can not be named, immediately, or i shall report you to the moderator!
Herr Tiggee
Jul 3 2005, 02:58 PM
Thersis, be advised of the rule updates when you talk to the Mod:
Outsports Rule 19.2.1
Mention of the one who shall not be mentioned is no longer grounds for editing or deleting a particular post, but shall result in the immediate extermination of the entire thread harboring the name of one who shall not be mentioned.
Outsports Rule 19.2.1.1
Anyone mentioning the one who shall not be mentioned will be issued a warning. A second violation will result in a lifetime ban from the Outsports message board.
baseball bob
Jul 3 2005, 03:16 PM
Do you want some cheese with that whine???
Herr Tiggee
Jul 3 2005, 03:37 PM
No, just the removal of that painful name. If you had been on this board in 2001, you'd hate him as much as us old-timers. Seems like there were 12 threads a week about He Who Shall Not Be Named. Also known as "Himbo", "The Overly Processed Narcissist", or Mister BLECH!
Remove it...now.
baseball bob
Jul 3 2005, 04:43 PM
Okay, unbunch your panties...it's gone...
rabamafan
Jul 3 2005, 05:43 PM
Track- Matt Shirvington,
Swimming- Steve Lungquist, Edwin Moses
Gymnastics- Ivan Ivankov
Figure Skating- Michael Weiss
All Australian lifeguards
Speed Skating- Johan Olav Koch, Dan Jansen
PatSanFran
Jul 3 2005, 07:14 PM
Patrick Kearney. In his white practice pants. In the rain.

But could we also have Alexandre Despatie as our Cabana Boy?
PatSanFran
Jul 3 2005, 07:15 PM
QUOTE
baseball bob:
Okay, unbunch your panties...it's gone...
You shouldn't remove Gabe's name from your list. If you like him, you like him. No big deal.
ITJock
Jul 3 2005, 07:38 PM
Oh God - So Many to choose from...
Ian Roberts for sure
Joey Harrington
Adam Vinatieri
Brady Quinn
Bill Romanowski
Eric Lindross
Any one of the Mannings
GK
Javy Lopez (because of that damn smile)
Mark Gasnier
Ty Murray
Any 2004 member of the Red Sox
So many men, so little time...
R
[ July 03, 2005, 07:40 PM: Message edited by: ITJock ]
swiminbuff
Jul 3 2005, 08:25 PM
Since you guys are being real HO's and taking more than one guy to the island, I want to add Alexandre Despatie and the Greek National water polo team to my guest list just in case Ian gets tired.
[ July 03, 2005, 08:26 PM: Message edited by: swiminbuff ]
calguysd
Jul 3 2005, 08:40 PM
Swimmer: Edwin Moses
Diver: Alexandre Despatie
Gymnast: Graham Ackerman (Go Bears!)
Rugby: Frederic Michalak
footballfan32
Jul 3 2005, 09:19 PM
THis is a cool thread. Yeah, after crashing landing and getting settled, you better belive i'd want some tail!
My list:
Javy Jopez
Albert Puholz
Donovan McNabb
Peyton Manning
Quincy Carter
Roy Oswalt
Roger Clemens
John Smoltz
Andy Pettette
Ricky Hampton
baseball bob
Jul 3 2005, 10:01 PM
Thanks for your support, patsanfran. I hereby vote AU Tiger off my island. Gabe is back on.
double j
Jul 3 2005, 10:14 PM
ohhh so many to choose from!
my top 3: joey harrington.brady quinn.DAVID WRIGHT!...the mets third baseman is soooo cute!
azairforce
Jul 4 2005, 05:34 AM
Michael Phelps, Steve Nash, Frederic Michalak, Manu Ginobla, David Carr, Tom Brady, Ken Dorsey, just to name a few : )
Herr Tiggee
Jul 4 2005, 06:55 AM
swiminbuff, I replied to your PM. I hope it explains everything.
sportinlife
Jul 4 2005, 07:00 AM
Whoops! See edit to previous post above.
[ July 04, 2005, 07:03 AM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]
baseball bob
Jul 4 2005, 10:10 AM
Double J, I'm watching the METS VS NATIONALS game right now, and you are soooo correct. DAVID WRIGHT is too pretty for words.
rabamafan
Jul 4 2005, 10:44 AM
I would want to be stranded on a desert isle with...
Rugby- Ian Roberts
Figure Skating- David Pelletier and Matt Savoie.
Swimming- Scott Tucker and Alexander Popov.
Diving- Alexandre Despatie and Chris Colwill.
Track and Field- Mitch Potter, Adam Steele, Andrew Rock, Tommy Skipper, Erki Nool, Donovan Kilmartin, and Ryan Harland.
Gymnastics- Mitch Gaylord and Bart Connor.
hockeyTom
Jul 4 2005, 10:51 AM
It would have to be Joe Sakic, of the Colorado Avalanche. Adam and I will have to duke it out though over posession!
MiamiSpartan
Jul 4 2005, 12:27 PM
GK of course....Bill Buckner a few years back...I saw him running shirtless back when he was still living in Andover, MA a few years back, and I almost drove my sister's car into a tree! Howie Long, Mike Webster back in the 70's (those arms!)...
J eddie
Jul 4 2005, 12:30 PM
Miami,
Howie Long IS one sharp dude!
double j
Jul 4 2005, 11:51 PM
baseball bob thanks for sharing the D-WRIGHT lovin'. if only david wright could get the same kind of lovin on the board like joey harrington does...man..the world would be a beter place
i seriously think all of his strength comes from that tongue he's always sticking out
double j
Jul 4 2005, 11:58 PM
whoops ^^^^ that link doesnt work!
here's another tongue-sticker-outer plus others
david wright pics
double j
Jul 5 2005, 12:01 AM
ohh geez! ^^^that doesnt work either..obviously i dont know how to use the computer... if this doenst work...then i'm a complete failure
david wright pics THAT WORK...i think
baseball bob
Jul 5 2005, 12:18 AM
Hey, Double J, let's see if our tastes really run along the same path. Do you think J.J. Hardy of the Brewers is hot? Nobody mentions him, nor Laynce Nix....but they should.
Adam
Jul 5 2005, 08:44 AM
QUOTE
puckman1:
It would have to be Joe Sakic, of the Colorado Avalanche. Adam and I will have to duke it out though over posession!
If we could arrange to be on the same deserted island, we could share Joe (swoon!) I'm sure there's enough to go around.
~Adam
jerseyguy
Jul 5 2005, 08:51 AM
Howie Long and Adam Vinitieri...just for starters.
J eddie
Jul 5 2005, 03:40 PM
Add Tom Brady and Andy Roddick, a blindfold,handcuffs and ice cubes.

:cool:
J eddie
Jul 5 2005, 03:42 PM
[ July 05, 2005, 04:01 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
J eddie
Jul 5 2005, 03:44 PM
[ July 05, 2005, 03:53 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
Explorersea
Jul 5 2005, 03:46 PM
Brady Anderson, Chipper or Jim Thome,,,,just two requirements, their jockstrap and cup have to come with them!!
ITJock
Jul 5 2005, 03:47 PM
A HS teacher of mine once defined 'Kinky'as being a large jacuzzi full of warm lime jello, a chainsaw, a toothbrush, and a pair of scuba fins.
I try not to think about it.
R
J eddie
Jul 5 2005, 03:58 PM
ITJock,
You just dissolved any horny feelings I may have been experiencing! wink
J eddie
Jul 5 2005, 04:03 PM
I seem to also be experiencing many technical difficulties today,hence the "repeated" posts!
texaslifter
Jun 22 2006, 07:25 PM
Laynce Nix is hot!
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