Let's just say I was on an NFL cruise, and it sunk. Here's who I'd want to be stranded on a deserted island with:
Arizona: Matt Leinart, Kurt Warner
Atlanta: Joey Harrington
Buffalo: Trent Edwards
Carolina: Jake Del Homme, David Carr
Chicago: Brian Urlacher
Cincinnati: Carson Palmer
Cleveland: Brady Quinn, Joe Jurevicius
Dallas: Tony Romo, Jason Witten
Denver: John Lynch, Brandon Stokley
Green Bay: Brett Favre, Mason Crosby, AJ Hawk
Houston: Matt Schaub, Owen Daniels, Kevin Walter, Sage Rosefels
Indianapolis: Dallas Clark, Peyton Manning, Ben Utecht, Adam Vinateiri
Kansas City: Brodie Croyle
New England: Tom Brady, Wes Welker
New Orleans: Drew Brees
NY Giants: Jeremy Shockey
NY Jets: Chad Pennington
Philadelphia: David Akers
Pittsburgh: Ben Rothelisberger, Heath Miller
St. Loius: Drew Bennett
San Diego: Philip Rivers
San Francisco: Alex Smith
Seattle: Matt Hasslebeck
And hope to GOD, we're not rescued, until I've had my way with all of 'em.