Who loves Drew Brees wonderful butt. I know I do how about you. Post if you like it or if you dont. And if you would like to see him in his jockstrap. I would like to see him with his jockstrap.

[ January 12, 2006, 05:46 PM: Message edited by: jake1615 ]

Umm, stating the obvious, but, OK, I'll play along. Yeah, I'm a big fan.

Following up with my post, here are some reasons why I'm a Brees fan. (And this is just from this season.)

Wide angle view, you need it for that butt.

Even just show a bit of that butt is enticing.

John Lynch trying to get a piece of that ass.

Always looking good in white tights.

See what I mean?

This time Yeremiah Bell wants a piece of Drew.

Oh, yes, a full on view.

Virtually everyone wants Drew in this position.

And finally, we end on this note, praising to the butt god Drew.

Brees butt is damn near perfect...he fills out those pants great but those damn compression shorts block the view....We need him to wear a nice sweaty jock...

I, of course, vote in the affirmative to both poll questions. What, specifically, do you guys like about his butt?

Funny thing, I did a search for "Brees butt" on Google (yes, this is how I spend my free time), and you actually come across two photos on the Chargers' official site. This leads me to conclude that either the Chargers' management itself think his butt is enough of a draw to tout it on their site or else one of the website masters is a fan of The Ass. Do a search for "Brees butt" and "chargers.com" and you get three results, two of pictures of his ass on the Chargers official site and one to the very butt-worthy Drew Brees thread started by Illini.


Here's hoping Drew recovers from his surgery soon.

Umm...its an ok butt in my opinion. I like em a bit more round but he's not a complete nasital...aka no ass at all

Agree. Everybody on this board thinks Bree's ass is The Second Coming, but I think it's ok. It's big, but not all that round an plump. It's ok. But a bit overrated. I've seen better.

Thank you, ltskin and fbfan. People like Illini in Indy, whom I otherwise respect, wax rhapsodic over this large shapeless thang - there, I said it! - but I'm not getting on board. Give me a nice round cupcake-butt to deftly surf anyday! :cool:

BOY YOU BETTA PREACH!!!! And thats what I like....distinctively round and plump. Some of those shots of Drew were just plain flat in my opinion. So I agree that it is overrated. But..different strokes for different folks. Not everyone likes the ass too round. Some I guess like em kinda flat...I guess. :confused:

Give me a Will Smith, James Blake, Rafael Nadal, Andy Roddick phatty any day!!

I like Drew Bree's butt. It's nice and big, and round to a certain extent.

James Blake's butt is the bomb.

I am fascinated by his butt. It's not the biggest, but it is perfectly shaped, and it is very round, but not in a manner typical of most men. In fact, a few years back, a female friend of mine, who knows I'm a fan of the Chargers, made a comment to me that Brees' butt was gross because it looks like a woman's. While I'm not sure I agree with her description, I did start a thread about it here. It's weird: it's round but not in the same way as other round male butts, like Patrick Kerney's or Colt McCoy's. I think I am fascinated by his butt because of its unusual look. You just don't see many men with butts that look like that.

Lets compare:

Kerney..round muscular and probably the deepest fuzzy crack ever..something raw and primal about this ass...big dimples and you can imagine that it is hard and smooth as marble...he knows he has a hot ass and walks around bareassed in the lockerroom...f**ks every woman he can but has a fantasy about being raped by a big black guy

Kerney

Colt McCoy: Beefy round...hard, but not as hard as Kerney.. has no idea how many gay men beat off thinkin about his butt and would be embarassed about it...defintely a blusher..fuzzy ass and crack.. def a little shy and hitches a towel round his waste in the lockerroom...makes love to girls...if his roommate crawled into his bed and began f**king him.. he would gasp...and pretend he was asleep

McCoy


Dave Thomas...more refined that Kerney...more mature than McCoy..hard sexy butt...not as deep as the big boyd...knows he is hot..wears a towel in the lockerroom but it comes off to snap his teammates asses.. does not have a problem being jo material for men... would let a man lick his ass and worship him..but his ass would be off limits to cock....

Thomas

And Drew Brees... Mature masculine man..not a boy like the other three..serious sold ass...round n deep but kinda square when viewed from behind...not embarasssed being naked but still wears a towel...knows he has a hot ass and men are into it but he is casual and cool about it...probably had sex with a guy in college and although does not want a repeat...does not regret it

Brees.....The Winner

I too find the Brees caboose a skosh overrated. I'd have to give the award to homophobe Jeremy Shockey and the good Vick, Michael.

[ January 12, 2006, 07:37 PM: Message edited by: Theo ]

LOL, smartalec! Was it you who wrote that piece about the Manning brothers? Kerney gets my nod.

smartalec - that last link goes back to Thomas...don't hold out on us Brees fans.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by smartalec78:

"Dave Thomas...more refined that Kerney...more mature than McCoy..hard sexy butt...not as deep as the big boyd...knows he is hot..wears a towel in the lockerroom but it comes off to snap his teammates asses.. does not have a problem being jo material for men... would let a man lick his ass and worship him.. but his ass would be off limits to cock...."

My ass would not be off limits to his cock,though!

[ January 16, 2006, 04:55 AM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]

ahhhhhh...the good ol american jockstrap. it may be the best article of clothing ever made. and hail to those (mainly football players and wrestlers) who still stuff what they got into one for our viewing pleasure, especially if they are wearing white!!!! bulges forever!!!!!

I guess with the Chargers not making the playoffs, there's little interest in Drew's butt. I hope more people keep voting, even during the off-season.

Sad, but true, Chargersfan. So instead of throwing in the towel, we'll just have to find other fine butts. C'mon! We know you're out there! Don't be shy!