Are there any of you who visit these boards who have been in the Braves locker room to check out the players on this year's team? They're looking as hot as ever, especially with those cute rookies like Jeff Francoeur! Pete Orr, Kelly Johnson, and some of the others are pretty damn hot themselves.

I've been in the Braves locker room (for home games only) But have not really checked out the players bods as I'm usually walking back to the seats, the private lounge or the parking lot

I've never been to the lockerrom, but Chipper fills out the crotch of his jeans as nicely as he does in his uniform. GOOD GOLLY!

The Braves have always been hot. It's too bad that Javy Lopez is no longer with them. His tail gave me wood.

Speaking of which, when is Mike Hampton due back? That's one backside I've been drooling over.

Yes, yes, yes, Javy Lopez. He looked just as good the other night when I watched the Orioles game. His butt was looking so good. Damn, I'm getting wood just thinking about it.

Mike Hampton's tail is incredible.

Braves go down 4-1 to the Pirates at PNC today.

Thanks Buccos!

BOO!

That's okay. Atlanta's still 4 games in front.

For those of you who missed the announcement...

Announced today, Kyle Farnsworth of the hot linebacker body, the model like face and the infamous "Don't charge the mount cuz I'll bodyslam ya" reputation is now with the Braves.

as for all the comments about Javy. He actually looks even better in person than he does on TV. He a lot more handsome in person and even looks taller in person.

Farnsworth earlier in the season had another 'tackling' moment. Although it didn't get much attention (when you play for Detroit that happens).

He's one of the nice bodies, no brain kinda guys. And he's not even that great....

Met Javy during spring training in Orlando several years ago at a restaurant. He's prettier and bigger in person than you'd think.

[ August 02, 2005, 06:44 AM: Message edited by: baseball bob ]

Regarding Farnsworth....I saw that bench clearer...the bigget one I have seen, and the way he picked up that guy like he weighed 5 lbs was kinda hot LOL

And John Smoltz has some nice face fur

Smoltz is a TIT (troll in training)

But farnsworth looks like sex on a stick. a big stick. eek!

Farnsworth is going to be in a too-small Atlanta Braves uniform? Damn. I just got a boner. No joke.

Smoltz is hot. I like his face fur, and he has a nice ass. There's a nice hunkiness about him.

Yes, the Braves just got alot hunkier with the addition of that babe Farnsworth!!

All this talk about the Braves has gotten me hot. It's quite a damn team.

It's funny, because sportswise, I've always hated the Because I've always considered them one of the most overrated teams in sports history.

But, looks wise, they've always been hot all all get out.

Hell, even their first base coach is hot. Can't remember his name, an older muscular guy. Last name Hubbard, I think. VERY hot older guy.

I'd take my underwear down for many, many Atlana Braves.

I watch fairly often with Friends, Family Guy, and SATC....but I'll be watching alot more now.

Just got back from Braves and D-Backs game. Saw a few of the guys in the clubhouse/lockerroom. Saw more up close sitting in my seats which are directly behind the Braves on-deck circle in the first row.

Ok. I gotta say.. I hadn't paid much attention to Francoeur before. But he is a major hottie. His body will fill out in the next years. But it's still a nice one. But his face is just a thing of beauty.

econd... Chipper seems to have lost a bit of muscle in his legs/butt. and when Langerhans started dong toe touches in front of me.... I thought I'd faint.

But lets talk about somebody on the other team... Casey of the D-Backs.. his ass and legs are just porn flick material.... I could stare at em all day. Anyone know anything about him?

and Cormier the pitcher... ok.. gotta go touch myself

[ August 13, 2005, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: ung ]

Jeff is so very talented and so very hot. Gonna be fun and enjoyable watching him during what should be an illustrious career.

I told the person in charge of the team that he will be a marketer's wetdream. with his looks and his playing stats, he will be a major start very soon. He'll probably eclipse their $18million man Chipper very soon.

Does anyone out there have any shirtless pics of Chipper Jones?

A pantlees picture would be even better! wink

Pantless & shirtless in my bed would be even better.

ok... I'm trying to figure what the next comment would be to add to this progression.

"shirtless, pantless, in my bed... and sporting a hard stick that doesn't have "Louisville Slugger" on the side of it" perhaps?

Let's all calm down...I would just settle for a pic of this hottie with no shirt on. Wonder what his nipples look like? Does he shave or does he sport a hairy chest?

I'll have to look for it when I get a chance,
but there is a fairly well-known
pic of Chipper deep-sea fishing shirtless.
It's kind of a side view and not real
close up,but it's the closest thing to a frontal
view I've ever seen.It may actually have
been posted/discussed here previously in one
of the old board threads.Ring any bells??

[ August 17, 2005, 09:34 AM: Message edited by: Tim ]

all I know is... when he;s standing 5 feet away from you... his as and legs look just awesoem encased in tight white pants.

Thanks for the feed back, Tim. I think I know what pic your speaking of but please pass it on. Do you know of any good sites devoted to hot pics of this stud? Thanks again!!!!

I've seen this pic too. Chipper, Andrew Jones and Mark DeRosa are all shirtless in a fishingboat. I'll try to find the pic. But no promises. Very computer illiterate here. Been trying for years to get HBO on this screen.

Try Sling Box, thumper. It's an awesome little device.

Thanks for all the help you guys are giving on the bare-chested Chipper pic! I can hardly wait!!!
Does he shave his chest or is he boyishly smooth?

Can't decide who I'd want in my bed more on that team, but the list would go something like this:

Jeff Francoeur

Adam LaRoche (who's supposed to be monster hung)

Kelly Johnson

Ryan Langerhans

Brian McCann

Chris Reitsma

Adam Bernero

Pete Orr

Kyle Farnsworth

Kyle Davies

and have you seen that new rookie, Joey Devine? HOT!

Just got back from the marathon extra inning game between ATL-SD, and saw yet another rookie debut - relief pitcher Joey Devine.

What an ass and cup on this one. Easy on the eyes as well.

I was also at the rookie debut game for Francouer vs. the Cubbies a couple months ago. I am totally in love with "Frenchy", as he is now known on the team.

Its not just that the Braves have a rich farm system, but many of the ones they are bringing up are cute!

Now that Maddux and DeRosa are elsewhere, I wonder who the butt bangers are on the roster. There have always been a few in the clubhouse. Maybe I need to email Mark Lemke and ask him. Usually there's a sportswriter who's heard a rumor or two who posts on here, so maybe we'll get lucky and hear from them.

Maddux likes tail? That's interesting. I've never heard that rumor. He doesn't nothing for me at all. No ass, kinda dorky looing.

What does Derosa look like? I'm drawing a blank.

This Francouer is gonna be a superstar...

I love Horatio Ramirez. His facial features, smooth skin, and butt rock.

Hampton's butt is still my favorite on the mound.

you're right. Ramirez is hot

Francoeur made the SI cover this week. Looks totally doable.

Add Chipper to the mix and make it totally "double doable"

Uh oh...with the famous SI cover jinx, he'll either get injured or go 0-for-the-rest-of-the-season.

~Adam

SI jinx didn't take with Frenchie. He went 2 for 3 with his first legit walk, including the first bunt single he's had in baseball that spurred a three-run inning that won the game and the series.

He is sex on a stick!!!

Don't like the follicles on Chipper's chinny chin chin, however. Some guys look good with facial hair, but it doesn't compliment his pretty features.

He IS sex on a stick...you're right about that. Damn it! I already have one dog named Javy Lopez Jr. Do I now have to get him a step-brother named Jeff Francouer Jr?

Hey Baseball Bob, you sure he's got a face? I've never been able to get my eyes above the waistline!

I want Pete Orr on top of me...whatta MAN!

Someone posted a link to download the "Chicks Dig the Long Ball" commercial that Greg Maddux and Tom Glavine did for Nike some years back. The homoeroticism in the spot reminded me of the many rumors about the two of them being bi. I recall reading a post on this message board to that effect. Wonder if they ever got it on with each other...which one rumor purported that they did.

I can't believe nobody has mentioned Rafael Furcal.

He is one little stud muffin. I go to games always hoping to see him up close. His butt is a true bubble butt, and when he goes clean shaved he is sooooo cute.

Now, I have heard there are three photos somewhere on the net, that I would KILL to get my hands on.

One is Furcal shirtless, on a beach in his native Dominican Republic, when he was about 20 years old.

Another is more recent. He is shirtless and barefoot in his old apartment in Dunwoody.

The third may or may not really exist. Allegedly he is sitting on his steps at his current home in Duluth, shirt off, taking his sneakers off, and smiling broadly.

I WANT THESE PHOTOS. Who has them?

I know that most Dominican men are "available" - it's a cultural thing. Furcal could sit on face for hours.

PLEASE if anyone has shirtless or barefoot photos of him, please let me know! Thanks.

I've mentioned Furcal many times. He is on my list.

His butt is one of the best out there. I also had the pleasure of meeting him one night in Buckhead. He is nice as hell.

Which hot player combos do any of you think would get you off?

I'm sure pretty boy Kelly Johnson would be a hot bottom for any of the studs -- especially his roommate, Ryan Langerhans, who looks to be packin'.

how about big jeff francouer on top of little marcus giles or furcal