Bojan is just thanking Thierry for that great handjob the night before.


Becks naked in my bed could wear his hair anyway he likes. Long as he doesn't wear any of that greasy junk that gets left on the pillow and sheets.

For my part the poster of the pics is dead wrong about the dreads. An effeminant look on anyone else suits Becks to a tee. When it comes to extreme fashion, nobody bends it better than Beckham.

Slovenian Soccer Players with 30 caps

(That's 30 appearances in an international match for the national team)

Why they can't be dismissed

Goalkeep Samir Handanovič even gets the ref to tie his laces


Bojan Jokić may be the hunkiest left back in eastern Europe


This photo of defender Branko Ilič speaks for itself


Sophisticated midfield attacker Robert Koren (in front) with hot Hungarian Zoltan Gera


Midfielder Anton Žlogar is not shy. He just missed a goal.


They don't call them Striker for nothing. Milivoje Novakovič has 12 goals in the Bundesliga this season


And forward Valter Birsa already has experience carrying one of these

He may be sitting pretty but he's dangerous on the pitch

LONELY AT THE TOP

Germany's 6'6" Goalie Per Mertesacker

Wingspan of an albatross


Flexibility of a teacup


Consoling the little guys - Sebastian Kehl in this case


Proudly flashing The Teutonic Tan

Loves him some Podi - doesn't everyone?

Loves Naldo even more


Unfair advantage over Deniz Naki going for the header


A goalie facing the pressure of being young...

...always standing out..

...and alone in the net.

The Great Black Hope

The Black Stars of Ghana

Center Anthony Annan tangles with The Man


Involved in a rear-end collision DWA (Dribbling While African)


Takling Richard Eromoigbe with scissors

Stiff-armed by Cameroon's Samuel Eto'o


Hand-to-the-head ball double violation on Morocco's Moncef Zerka


Captain Stephen Appiah sets the standard


Tasteful earring and chain


Brazil's Lucio is tackled by his charm


Spreading those muscled thighs


Black Superstar


Even his shoes have fangs


Always a shoulder to cry on for teammates like Babu Adamu


Classic


Shirt off his back for Brazil's Ronaldinho

Pride of Ghana

"Oooh doc, got one of those for the other nipple?"

Nigerian center back Joseph Yobo


Dude, calm down!


Giving a ride to an Everton teammate


Guys seem to love his shoulders for some reason


I love that mouth

Steven Gerrard - Liverpool Lover

The Kiss - with Xabi Alonso


The Kick - with Hakan Arakan


The Twist - solo


The Wrap - with unknown hunk


The Captain - with Liverpool Buds


The Bulge I - with The Gang


The Bulge II - with Fernando Torres


The Flying Thigh


The Happiness - with You-Know-Who


The Affection - with FT riding the sweatty back


The Bulge III - get the idea?


The Surprise - headless, not with Torres again?


The Torso

Becks is back in Milan!

The 32-match tournament of African Cup is on in Angola till the end of January. These Angolan fans are not soccer/football players, but want to scare their opponent teams by dressing up as wrestlers.

When is a kiss not a kiss...?

...when it's just lads being lads.


...when it's modern Greek rather than ancient.


...when a third party gets into the act.


...um, when you only have...one ball.



...when it's just a shoulder massage....n.b. could be mistaken for foreplay.

...when despite the evidence...


...there is a forceful and credible denial...and the video evidence to support it.

...when there are more than three involved.


...when it's just a shirt exchange.

Mind you, that can be hotter than a kiss.

...and finally, when it's the kissing version of safe sex.

"Gosh I hope that's not hair lice tickling my nose."

Becks could well start thinking about an acting career now that his prime time as a soccer god will soon be over... or maybe that's not acting at all, he is just being himself?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K5XmGd6H9E

(vid not available in the UK for copyright reasons)

You gotta love the guy.

Awww,that is so sweet. What I wouldn't give to be that other guy!

Soccer stud Landon Donovan sizzles just drinking water

And despite that fat jewel in that ring I think he's now separated.

AMEN Sportie!!!!

This is a really old picture....it is from almost 10 years ago.
there was a series of them that ran in the NY times I believe.

The others were of:
Pablo Mastoreni
Clint Mathis
Brian McBride and a few others....I have them somewhere I will search my archives and post them.

How true. Donovan is much hotter now:



That's him at the airport - either debarking or returning from England - after highly successful turn on loan to Everton.

That was the occassion for posting the old pic. Sort of congratulatory. Just thought some newbies might enjoy the older pic more.

Well this oldie enjoyed every bit of both photos!

Gary Neville and Paul Scholes.

Scoring the winning goal with 20 seconds left in extra time to beat Man City deserves a kiss! Thanks for posting canmark...

Portsmouth FC's stars will need to shine when they take on Chelsea in the FA Cup May 15

Nwanko Kanu and Richard Hughes


Sulley Muntari and Nwankwo Kanu


Aruna Dindane and Kevin Prince Boateng


Danny Webber, Jon Utaka and Aruna Dindane


and their chameleon-like goalkeeper David James..




..who's shown he's even willing to get naked for the right cause

Huge celebration in Liverpool:
Diego Forlan of Atletico Madrid (originally from Uruguay) celebrates scoring his team's first goal in extra time during a UEFA Europa League match against Liverpool on April 29, 2010 in Liverpool, England.

His success playing the international game in England seems to have loosened up Landon Donovan's humor as well as his game - both beneficial after having reached the pinnacle of the sport. Checking out this photo:

Ghana's Sulley Muntari - a devout muslim - is not averse to falling on his knees in a suggestive position in front of a hunky and sexy teammate during the celebration of a goal during a match.

But he dissolves into childish giggles when Donovan bends over with his butt toward him during an Annie Liebowitz photo shoot for Vanity Fair:


Anyone else notice the irony that the two African players are the ones whose flags have a single star that can be strategically placed? Cameroon's Samuel Eto'o wears his with a sexy swagger, which helps to explain the rapport he developed with sexy Barca teammate, and Donovan lookalike, Andres Iniesta:




I guess that's another reason to call it "the beautiful game". Like Ultimate Fighting, gay sex for straight men.

Just Barca buddies: Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Gerard Pique

Keep an eye out for a Barca brother


And he'll return the favor

He may be the most dynamic striker in Africa who will NOT be in the world cup since Trésor Mputu's birthplace Kinshasa is in the DRC which did not qualify.

That doesn't mean we can not still enjoy Mabi

The Leopard that roars


Medusa's pigtails


Getting a little leg


Watch the toe


I think he likes golden balls


Hot sweatty and dripping wet


Someone who definitely will be at the Cup, baring injury, is Nigerian hunk Obafemi Martins. The Super Eagles have played well below expectations for the most populous nation on the continent.

Oh yes


Regal is as regal does


Do not rotate your monitor 180 degs


Just 'cause: a sexy pic of retired Danish striker Brian Laudrup about to get a playful spank from a lusty teammate. Click on the photo to blow it up and see the bleary eyes of the teammate staring at Laudrup's butt as he takes aim.

Torso: Alex Song, Arsenal
Cameroooooon!

USA defender Steve Cherundolo flashes the grin


Defender Jay DeMerit flashes a thigh


Please don't drink that stuff Jay


USA midfielder Hercules Gomez is innocent, he swears it


Frenchie Frank LeBeouf knows how to charm David Beckham


USA forward Edson Buddle makes like a grasshopper


And gets a yummy armful of Landon Donovan


Edson, you dirty dog you


Big USA defender Jonathan Spector may have to carry a heavier load than Clint Dempsey on D

Looks like Jonathan's ready to go to the mat

The Ego You Love to Hate

The ladies are just a backdrop

Guys on a shopping spree


"How ya doin down there bud"


"I'm such a saint..."



"...that the wings are optional."

Only one thing he loves nearly as much as himself


"Uh, Chrissy. Wheredayya think your gonna put...those hoses?"


Who else looks this cool on crutches?


"Why bother looking at her when you have The Chosen One right here?"


"Don't like my saggers? Just try and pull 'em up?"

Who needs an Oscar when you've got a Ronaldo?


Or even a BAFTA?


The greatest actor in Portuguese screen history?


Earning more per performance than any soccer player in history?


But when they say "Break a leg" for him it can happen.


But with a body tough as nails he'll risk his masculinity.


He'll cry like a baby, injured or no.


His grimmaces will bring the referee to tears.


So dedicated to his craft that he can't stop acting even while shopping.


But be certain, anyone's soccer muscles ache like hell after the first 45 minutes


So he'll continue to be every Euro fan's favorite player they both most love to hate, and most hate to love.

Of all the latent homoeroticists in football, the Italians are probably the most blatant. Their racist harassment of dark-skinned players is a sure sign of twisted sexual lust. So if Cameroon and Italy get through to the quarterfinals with one in first and the other in second, as is very possible, it will be interesting to see how Italian fans react to Samuel Eto'o possibly eliminating them from further play given the taunts he's faced from rabid testoterone-driven male fans.

Twists and turns

Holding it in

Warning the fans

Only player to win two trebles in consecutive seasons. Yet he was still disrespected by his national team coach Paul Le Guen - no doubt a motivating tactic as well. Perhaps will it work or backfire?

What the fans love - the score or the taut abs on display afterward?

Or is it a heteromanic jealosy of something else?

Sammy's version of the mafia kiss of death?

Members of the England soccer team, Jamie Carragher (L) and David Beckham, arrive at the Royal Bafokeng Sports Campus, in Rustenburg, South Africa June 3, 2010.



David Beckham and Wayne Rooney

Spanish footballer Robert Soldado certainly seems to appreciate his fans

But what the heck is that guy looking for in his shorts?


Did anyone ask at the interview?


All together now "AWWWWW".

PROOF THAT SOCCER ROCKS?

Proof that Steven Gerrard's bulge is bigger than his bite


Proof that footballers can count to 69


Proof that arabic soccer players know what "friendly" means


Proof that the Germans take the best soccer photos as well as playing the best soccer

Proof that 14 is a lucky number


Proof that a soccer player will take a dive at the sight of an ant on the field


Proof that soccer players, unlike pigs, actually can fly


What more could you want?

From a site that knows where to find a good Mannschaft for it's Bundesliga.

Germany managers Hansi Flick and Jogi Loew during Argentina v Germany 2010 FIFA World Cup - Quarter Finals


Goalie Fins Bartel stopping a goal attempt


Pausing for a pitstop


Czech goalie Jaroslav Drobny protecting the corner


Staring down the strikers


Flaunting a sweaty nipple


Protecting those pits as well as the pit in the net


Dutch treat Wesley Sneijder does a soccer jig


Serbian goalie Vladimir Stojkovic just lays it all out there for us

Who needs to drool over the Old Spice man...

...when there's Oguchialu Chijioke Onyewu (aka Gooch)...


...or Thierry Henry (aka La Main de Dieu)?


I'll have my drool with a helping of real athletic credentials, thank you very much.

Steven Gerrard's inner thigh problem.

Hold still Stevie. I'm almost there!

Or maybe it's just a young Mr. Humphreys, checking the length of the inside leg for the new unis?

Spain's Iker Casillas - The perfect goalie

In the perfect uni


Getting a little respect from a teammate and that other Spanish stud What's-his-name.


I'd take Iker's butt over his any day.

ManU has a Bebé. And at 6' 3" 190lb he's a biggun...

Rasta Tiago


Aiiiee, caramba


Got skills


Who's your Daddy now? (ManU CEO David Gill)


Movin' on up

Alejandro Moreno ® and Fred show a little brotherly love after Moreno's score this past weekend


While Sebastian Le Toux shows a lot more.

Deportivo La Coruña's Zé Castro steals a little of countryman Ronaldo's limelight


His twinkiness is worthy of Europorn


Dude, you should stay away from the bushes looking edible with your faux dogtag


The only thing better than Aston Villa's Ashley Young...


...and Marc Albrighton...


...would be the two of them together.

Now that's how to score!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnGHgDdM7ds

Good bits start 13 seconds in.

That's gotta be an illegal use of something, right?

The funniest part is that a bunch of the guys on the opposite team pull their pants down to demonstrate to the ref that it should have been some sort of violation.

Here it might have been considered creating distraction that caused the goalie to not block the goal.

In France where male nudity is not as big a deal, they probably would have a hard time arguing even that. (Think Dieux du Stade)

Heres the vid without the team names blocked:

A better view

BTW: I had to send that to my partner who is just arriving in France at the moment, even if the video is old. He never watches sport so he wont have seen it before.

Celebrating a goal by removing your jersey is such a bore, nowadays you must wear your shorts on your head.



Mirko Vucinic shows you how it's done

David Beckham

I think that pic might help to answer the burning question of whether David Beckhams crotch bulge was embellished for his many underwear photos, unless he's wearing a hard cup (which I seriously doubt in soccer - more harm than good) or is so vain he routinely stuffs his underwear (which he probably doesn't need to do), or maybe it's all testicles (is he that old? I don't think so, besides in my, ehem, expert opinion, the shape would be all wrong).

It seems more likely they had to smooth it out to make it less apparent and distract totally from the brand name of the underwear.

If so, they failed miserably in my case.

lukas podolski

Mexico practices "friendliness" before their international friendly with Bosnia and Herzegovina on Wednesday...

French footballer Yoann Gourcuff currently plays for Lyon.

Did I happen to mention I have a bit of thing for Alexandre Pato?