Ronaldo cusping Higuain

Ronaldo might want to grab the other side of Gonzalo Higuain as well - quite the healthy muchacho


Arsenal wants his culo too - his ass will really be grass when they start tossing the green at him - or whatever color those pounds are


Not a bad cara either - though I wouldn't want to have to clean all that "product" off my pillow


Speaking of Arsenal - Michael Ballack is not the only German sporting a bulge


Six-and-a-half-footer Per Mertsacker seems to have everything in proportion and under control


Those deepset eyes and blonde shadow add a bit of mystery


I'd take his flight - first class so we could streeeeeetch as much as we like


Thomas Müller may be the biggest surprise of all


Yep, I think we have a winner.

Not sure which skill this training develops - maybe practice celebrating a goal: "You feeling anything yet." Jordan Henderson (right) and Danny Welbeck on England U21 duty

A look at Serb Austrian bad boy Marko Arnautović currently playing for German club SV Werder Bremen.

Got it under control


Sucking


Grabbing


Torso in a hoody

Jack Rodwell "whom all the girls love"


Those eyes could pierce panties

Looks like a Tweet photo


Legit shirtlessness, during a shirt exchange


Thomas Müller has eine kleine mann problem


Sometimes his "little guy" gets a bit too friendly


Better to be just a litttle frisky


The trainer seems stumped for a remedy for this unkown player's bulge malfunction


Arsenal's Carl Jenkinson is dealing with the opposite problem


Vintage photo of Dennis Bergkamp in short shorts showing how to just ignore the hammy little bastard


A modern day Robbie Keane just goes with the flow

To be or not to be...gay. Is it ours to know?

Why do they ask?


Hasn't every soccer player groped the chest of a buddy?


Don't they all share a casual embrace at the beachside cabana?


Is it so unusual for a striker to have the magic touch?


And why can't this just be a delayed celebration of a goal scored earlier that week?


Well could it have been two goals?


With those thighs could it not have been a hat-trick?


Ah Xisco, you are such a tease. We are so quick to claim you as our own. Yet still you have the nerve to live your life as though it were your own.

Good on ya!

The smoky dark pleasures of Zaragosa's Ángel Lafita

Spanish eyes are watching something


Happy to be spirited away


A sweatty Spanish dancer pursuing a ball


A killer smile AND a mole on the chin? Oh my.


Bonus pic: if they want to sell something commercial photogs can make even Lionel Messi look hot.

Some assets just need the right exposure.

Werner Bremen goalie Tom Wiese wearing some seriously retro fashion


Lionel Messi pulls Thierry Henry in close for an armpit exam


Barcelona, known for its exotic cooking, buys the most expensive oreo cookie in history


Showing even more creativity, they introduce the line-out to soccer

Scotland, the oldest national team in soccer, on the verge of elimination from the European Championship unless they defeat Spain or the Czechs loose bigtime to Romania - neither very likely. To Auld Scotland:

Starting, appropriately, with oldest squad member Barry Robson


Still fills out a buttstrap nicely


Lovely bulgette you have there for a Scotty

Guys still want to cop a feel of those cheeks


Scottish defender Darren Fletcher (left) barges in for a hug from ManU teammate Cristiano Ronaldo


Darren's nipple perks out even through Scottish navy blue


Goalie Allan McGregor is a rare Scottish bear


"I can handle these blokes sittin' on me bum."


I think he won


Suave David Marshall guarding goal


Christophe Berra looks damned kissable


Allan Hutton does credit to that receding hairline


Craig Mackail-Smith is always happy to give a brother a lift


Showing a bit a skin on the score


David Goodwillie has a problem keeping his shorts up


He seems to score more with them down


I think maybe he should take them off more

Iranian soccer players better stay cool even if their team scores, the big brother is watching:


The "incident" in YouTube

The story

It's the fine and indefinite suspension that should be a "shame" to the nation of Iran. This is so stupid it deserves its own commemorative headline:


Mohammad Nosrati caught administering an AhmadineJAB


Sweatty player's Goosegate


STOP, don't do it. The mullahs will freak


Sheys Rezaei exercised after fine for returning goose


Plenty of time to think about the crime


Big defender exposes crotch while stopping opponents score


You'd be happy too if Nosrati had just given you a wedgy


Sheys' goose of Nosrati


After Nosrati's goose of Sheys

And while we're in Iran, a little hanky-panky with the thought police

Munching on your buds hair could get you some notice


Admiring those two cute butts on the right could get you life


Wind lifts your shirt to show your undershirt - $10,000 fine


This is ok. It's just a rule violation for the game of football.


Keep your hands above the shoulders boys


That does it. You're banned for life. Put your shirt on and come with me.


Just practicing? Make sure it doesn't happen in a game.

The economy may be in a deep freeze but there is nothing hotter than Spanish soccer

Some shirtless action

Nacer Chadli (Belgian of Moroccan origin, playing for FC Twente in Eredivisie - Netherlands)


Pablo Zabaleta (Argentine, playing for Manchester City in Premier League - England)


Antonio Di Natale (Italian, playing for Udinese in Serie A - Italy)


Burak Yilmaz (Turk, playing for Trabzonspor in the Super Lig - Turkey)


Giannis Fetfatzidis (Greek, playing for Olympiacos in Super League - Greece)


Fernando Amorebieta (Spanish, playing for Athletic Bilbao in La Liga - Spain)


Daniel Agger (Danish, playing for Liverpool in the Premier League)


Daniele De Rossi (Italian, playing for AS Roma in Serie A)


Karim Benzema (French of Algerian origin, playing for Real Madrid in La Liga)


Dejan Stankovic (Serbian, playing for Inter Milan in Serie A)

Seemingly coasting toward another title, FC Barcelona continues to simultaneously make history and art. Not to mention the second highest revenue of any team. The muchachos at work;

Víctor Valdés, GK, wingspan even wider than that beautiful mouth


Daniel Alves, DF, tireless pursuer


Gerard Piqué, DF, the big obstacle


Cesc Fàbregas, MF, smooth as silk and just as strong


Carles Puyol, DF, ignore his scoring ability at your peril


Xavi Hernández, MF, where the magic begins


David Villa, FW, fearless, indefatiguable, Salvador Dalí with a soccer ball


Andrés Iniesta, MF, both a workhorse and a ghost who appears from no where


Alexis Sánchez, FW, get distracted by this siren's beauty and you'll wind up shipwrecked


Lionel Messi, FW, words cannot describe what he does, you have to see it - don't blink


Thiago Alcântara, MF, multi-purpose everyman liable to show up anywhere anytime


And a beefcake shot - Andrés Iniesta at the beach; lord get me to the beaches of Barcelona

Odd there should be an argument about racial aesthetics going on in another thread of "Hot Jock Talk". I've always thought that David Beckham represented the best of "black" aesthetics in his tastes and deameanor.

Talk about Cool J? This guy is Cool C, as in cockney


Shy and sexy


Equally sincere and vane


Endowed


Tattoos, scallyness and skanky made exceptable


And it's origins? One tat tells it all.


He's taken USA urban hip-hop culture and adapted it to south London social detachment, a cross-cultural cross-breeding reminiscent of Aretha Franklin's conversion of Beatles standards in a reverse cultural transcription at the peak of her career.

Learn to see what's inside.

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Arsenal's Welsh midfielder Aaron Ramsey




Separated at birth from Fantastic Four actor Chris Evans?


Those eyes and eyebrows


Infectious smile

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Some shirtless action

Nacer Chadli (Belgian of Moroccan origin, playing for FC Twente in Eredivisie - Netherlands)



Wow, he is gorgeous. Those legs, the dark hair, and that...

And the camara loves him. He's all over the net.

Holding his ball


Striding the fashion world


Suitable for wallpapering every boy or girls room

I'd have him in this position

Could be easily framed and hung in the best of establishments


My personal favorite


Or this, depending on my mood


He travels well. Needs only carry-on luggage And brings his own ball.


Oh yes, and he plays a bit of soccer.

Possibly the Biggest Booty in Soccer

And that's saying a lot, even of Branislav Ivanovic


The evidence is visible even from an oblique angle as he consols Ramires for being less well-endowed


Drogba himslef has declared it a winner


Petr Cech tells him to "Get off your ass and get into the game, err, I mean get into position, err...oh never mind. Just don't screw-up again."


A spy gets a close-up. Who needs a jockstraps when any strap is stressed?


Rooney stares in utter awl


Cole concedes"Bro', you ARE the man."


Big long-armed goalkeepers love to chat him up


Chelsea must make a special pair of shorts for that


From a humorous video on the web, a trainer attempts to massage his thigh without getting a faceful of you know what

Sportinlife, thanks for the pictures. These are some gorgeous pictures of him. I love his legs in the picture "depending on my mood". The other three are beautiful, too.

You're welcome John King. I can honestly say it was absolutely torture to find those pics...NOT!!!

Personally I prefer my booty with a body. A nice mug and good proportions are indispensables.

For instance, Aussie Lucas Neill who plays for UAE Pro-League club Al Jazira really rocks it down south


Shirt exchange? You bet!


Whoa, Luke baby! I thought you were married with twin babies. What are you up to with Cristiano?

Marvin Knoll plays as a midfielder for Dresden in the German Bundesliga second division. In this picture he's on the U20 national team.

Sergio Ramos y ese cuerpo que tiene

Needs a hug


Needs a towel


Needs nothing


Whoa! I need a fan


Love the pic of Marvin Knoll getting ready for Sergio

Bittersweet end to the Afrika Cup

In a game won by a shootout defense was the key

Appropriately named: Zambia's DF Stopilla Sunza


Zambian DF Joseph Musonda left injured from the final with full respect from Ivory Coast's Didier Drogba


Not to mention getting a lift from Zambian coach Herve Renard


Coach Renard could be very uplifting


He's obviously also inspirational in the locker room

Zambia's strikingly athletic goalie Kennedy Mweene - no pun intended

The mellow in yellow fellow who's Minding the gap

Stopping Didier Drogba in his tracks


Oh come on, even flashing the belly button didn't work?


His height may keep him out of Europe but South African teams fight over him.

Last line of defense


I think coach is liking what he sees


Muscle where it matters


Full-length


Tucked-in

Ghanaian Footballers

Daniel Opare DF for Ghana floats like an angel


German team Hoffenheim's defender Matthias Jaissle (center) feeling the love from defender Isaac Vorsah (left) and striker Demba Ba


Vorsah consoles fellow Ghanain Asamoah Gyan after that famous miss in the 2010 cup


The pic's no illusion. Vorsah at 6' 5" is a big dude


Ghana DF Jonathan Mensah's looks are made for the camera


Gorgeous sweatty and holding out those loooong arms


Profile and doll-baby eyes

Spanish footballer Juan Mata plays for Chelsea and as you can tell he's very excited about it!

Olivier Giroud kisses Mathieu Debuchy...See the video at the gay footballers thread in the soccer forum.

Putting the man in Manchester City

Forward Edin Dzeko in training


Then relaxing with defender Micah Richards


He could use a hand with his...gear


Striker Mario Balotelli sliding


Getting attention form Dzeko after a collision


The Manchester mohawk


Happy to become a Man's man


Defender Vincent Kompany's most highly prized best asset


He also cherishes the other end


Midfielder Adam Johnson ponders how he got into this situation


Maybe passing near that gay bar in this outfit wasn't so good an idea

Thank you for that wonderful treat!!!

Battle of the Bulge

From Romania, forward Adrian Mutu


Two from Germany: striker Michael Ballack


And another forward Thomas Müller


Butt the winner is the ever-versatile Brit Steven Gerrard


Who sets the standard with his brilliant butt and bulge combo

Absolutely beautiful! He makes my mouth water! This is the perfect wallpaper for my computer!

FA Cup game-winning goal scorer Didier Drogba

Love him sweatty


Love him dry

Love him shirtless


Love his...glutes


And really love seeing him with teammate Fernando Torres


This bulge is for you


Right back at cha big boy

Come to Papi my little bit of tapas


You know it's legal in Spain already


Besame mucho

Big on Chelsea Blue

Petr Cech looking good in any position; Drogba agrees


A mighty roar


"Yeah, that's right Ivanovic. I said 'Get your fat ass into position.'"