What better way to start than
a close encounter with Aston Villa's Gareth Barry on the left displaying very visible briefs?

Oh, and he's kinda cute too.

visible pantie lines?

oh no he didn't!

The other vbl (visible butt strap in my lexicon) that is that of Villa striker Luke Moore who just scored, in more ways than one, and whose crotch Barry's right hand seems to be taking an unseemly interest in.

But their teammate Liam Ridgewell has dibs on lucky Luke

And doesn't seem willing to give him up easily

Can't blame him, Lukers is quite the prize for Aston

He's certainly aged well

Needs to get a handle on those hand balls though

Brit Lads

It's boogey time, ole chap!

B-boy in Eindhoven

ManU thighs cause pretty puffed cheeks

USA's Bobby Convey in the mix

Best on the Beach

No head butts required - France takes the crown

Portugal seems to have pissed its pants attempting to beat them

Back home Les Bleus get a little revenge against Azzurri

Brazilian sandman Junior Negão puts on a show

But Frenchmen Mendy and Sciortino have the most to celebrate

And they'd like to celebrate alone, thank you very much

Portugal almost wet its pants last night in Helsinki when meeting the Finnish national team.

It was the the second European Soccer Championships Qualifier match for Finland

Last week Finland met Poland and surprisingly won the match 3-1

In Helsinki Ronaldo was naturally as gorgeous as ever,

while Nuno Gomes scored Portugal’s only goal in the game.

Gomes was duly congratulated by Deco.

The Finnish team had scored first,

it was Jonatan Johansson (left), celebrating the shot with teammate Joonas Kolkka.

The captain of the Finnish team Jari Litmanen had a good reason to smile, although the match finished even, 1-1.

Poor Becks and the paparazzi. He can't decide whether to moon them or spray them

It looks like he saw the camera, turned around to show them his ass, farted at them, and then turned back around lol.

P.S. He is hot

That's when I'm speculating he "sprayed" him/her - a golden shower some might like...camera clicking away. wink

Liverpool players with Sami Hyypiä from Finland, keeping his valuables guarded.

Talking about jewelry...

George Boateng (left), originally Dutch, playing for Middlesbrough since 2002

has a lot to be safeguarded in his shorts.

Nice bulge and nice blond!
Another shot
Cute!
Nice group of legs!
Another shot of his legs

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2005 AA champs and current #1 ranked Maryland Terps defeated UCLA 4-1 but the Bruins got in the best celebratory pile-up on that one score:

Find the Bruin with the pimple on his butt

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I wish he was my coach...wow!

Eurosports go metrosexual

Come on, gives us a kiss

You do the Odemwingie and you turn yourself around

Twas a foggy day in London when two sporty chaps were caught canoodling

Taking baby to bed...oookay

Patrick hopes that pretty red card has ref's private cell phone number on it

A Real orgy

Could you lift it just a weeny bit higher please?

Roasted Leg of Lilian sluuurp

Samuel meets his match

Fabio's butt muscles are unmatched

Don't know if we are now talking about a soccer god, but the British media is reporting of
Manchester City midfielder Joey Barton who is to be charged with misconduct by the Football Association for lowering his shorts to reveal his backside to Everton's supporters.

Read the whole sory from the Guardian Unlimited
and watch the YouTube video of the incident here.

Depends on whether he bends over when he does it, and how far. If the divine entrance to heaven is visible then he is definitely a soccer god

Settling the matter of Ferdinand's "You're a f****t." comment as reported in Jock Talk today: they're both taken-

Alan Smith is all but betrothed to Kieran Richardson

And Scholes has been connected to both Rooney and Becks

Rumor has it that Rooney has the inside leg

Gosh, do I have to do all the investigative work around here?

Not hilarious but funny mini-vid: Scroll down past the Joey Martin mooning vid to one called shirtless anonymous

Prinz Poldi

Playing with his balls

Twelve alarm smile

He could sell me underarm

Prince Pretty-in-Pink

With that Hilton slut who no doubt has one hand on his wallet and the other down his y-fronts

Levitating a soccer ball

Being dacked against Japan in the Cup...curse armourall.

Immediate Disclaimer: Reality is that Dutch striker Robin van Persie apparently has a girlfriend with knockers that make Posh look like a flatbed truck.

Now on to much more pleasant fantasy:

Oh yeah guys. A little bit harder please!

Ahhhhgggg! That's it! That's it!!!

About to dutch-kiss John Heitinga

No need to fight boys. I think I can take two little ones like you at the same time

Dreamboat

Got my eye on ya

Giving Arjen Robben an emergency wank on the field

Please guys, can the two of us have a little privacy here?

Robbie and Denis

Stop yer pissin' n moanin' n cum back ta bed

Tempting Bergkamp with that washboard belly

Jens Lehmann primer

Calm down

Fed up

Got balls

Yeah, but can you do this?

I'd like to do this

Some people are better without the tan

Or a shirt

Just a big cuddly baby

They couldn't have done it without those thighs

HE WILL PROTECT THIS FACE

Imagine the alternative

wish we could get a frontal on that one!

How about Ronaldo looking gayer than ever (I mean that in a good way)


http://www.justjared.com/2006/10/14/cristiano-ronaldo-jeans/

He looks hot as hell to me!! WOOF!

ANYONE out there with any pics of blond god Bobby Rhine of the Dallas Burn? This boy is the hottest blondie soccer babe I've ever laid eyes on - would love to see any shirtless pics of him anyone has.

Spreading scandalous rumors for make revenge against inglorious Blue Devils who were possessing my Terps

Mike Grella (right) caught with an escort at the World Cup in Germany

I hear Papadakis is a Greek bottom

Rumor is that each of these butts has been invaded by a foreign object

Chris Loftus is a Pearl Jam fan - is that a Duke lubricant?

Assistant coach Justin Serpone does tough Italian imitation

Darrius Barnes is my latest escort

But he will need to "butch it up" a bit to accompany me to games

I see he is playing fingers with Ryan Pascioni (15) when he should be listening to coach. And Mike Grella (9) is flexing to become my next escort.

Darrius will be happy to do a threesome with them for my entertainment

Golden Grella has yo-yo strings for legs - that could be useful

I may have to add Graham Gugioni to my stable

Grella's butt - no that is not the wind

Twinkle-toes Grella? - hmmm

Aha! Caught Grella connecting with little Spencer Wadsworth. I knew it!

Yes those butts have certainly seen foreign objects

Oooh! The Devil himself - Joe Germanese

Those pursed lips shall certainly see action tonight

Now off to watch them play footsie with the Wake Forest Demons - under a full moon. What a night this could turn out to be.

Well they've dispensed with the Demon Deacons. Though it took an extra 6+ minutes in overtime. But their still in my sights

Good job Justin Papadakis - now get over here in let me score a goal

Little speedy Devil Kyle Helton sees it coming

Chris Loftus sure likes rubbing Zack Popes head

Give us a smile Mike Videira. You're too serious

Yum. More Grellla please

Videira has a lucky noggin too

Dude! You still aint smilin'

My escort seems to be doing a Saint on the side. Must be a Catholic

I gotta Passion for Pascioni, Passion for Pascioni, Passion for Pascioni

And he's gotta big smile for me

Darrius does it with his eyes half shut

And he listens to coach's lectures with them fully shut

That corner-kicking king Spencer Wadsworth

That little tongue means business

Tim Jepson does the tongue thing too

Zach Pope has a famous name to live up to

He's already a lot cuter than his namesake

Just in time for Christmas

Have you heard the rumors about the size of Michael Ballack's....erm...gift?

Well it's no longer a rumor

Thierry Henry remains a poorly concealed treasure

Brett Stewart's gifts lies elswhere

And oh what a gift it is

A gift he wants to keep on giving

Got something right here for you ya little elf

A Zinadine Zidane Christmas card: "Could you have a look at my head coach?"

Soccer is for suckers - no mistletoe required

Ticklish are we? Santa likes ticklish

Couple of cool videos

Oliver Kahn slurps the face of an opponent

Amazing Soccer Plays

You gotta love this game.

So what are 250 million USA smackers worth in London nowadays?

















And maybe they'll even toss in this video montage of the photoshoot, from which that last pick comes, for free:

Beckoning

But it'll cost extra for him to lick your pits rather than his own.

Maybe the team owners find him as attractive as many of us do.

Could an american sports star be this sexual?

Why is there a picture of Justin Timberlake holding a basketball in the middle of the Becks montage?

My bad Maddog. Got that from a so-called gay sports site other than Outsports and should have checked closer.

Couldn't find a legit caption for the pic so I took it out. I decided based on the trail, or lack of one in Timberlake's case, and the waistline (Becks looks natural, Timberlake looks like he works out to have a figure) that it couldn't be DB's photo palming a basketball.

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea culpa.

The one and only soccer god's three ways of signaling:
I'm Number One!

Even gods have their moments of earthly weakness.

Ha, ha. Looks like that dude couldn't resist a free feel. I wonder if the referee saw that?

So a few weeks after Beckham signs with L.A. Galaxy -- and he goes all Hollywood on us. That didn't take long.

Signs up with Disney as part of their "Year of a Million Dreams" campaign - -as Prince Philip from "Sleeping Beauty"-- and gets to be photographed by Annie Leibovitz.

Here's the shot (that actually looks like one of those U.S. Marine Corps fantasy recruitment ads)

And here he is on the set in Spain (and that looks like a scene from Mel Brooks' Men in Tights)

The ads will appear in Vanity Fair, Vogue and the like -- also featuring Beyonce as Alice in Wonderland and Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella.

"The ads will appear in Vanity Fair, Vogue and the like -- also featuring Beyonce as Alice in Wonderland and Scarlett Johansson as Cinderella."

Picture this: David Beckham, riding on a horse into the sordid canyons of Los Angeles, to save the city from crime, corruption, and a nasty disposition to prefer baseball and football to the "game of the gods." Sounds like a promotion for an upcoming major motion picture?

Is there any possibility that Becks has not fooled around with a guy? I mean come on.

If so he'd probably be the first to tell us so. There are certainly gay soccer players in Britains Premier League but I doubt they do the things Becks does. It would draw too much of the wrong kind of attention.

I want that Cristiano Ronaldo. Talk about HOT!!!! I've had a love jones for him for quite some time...with his man purse holdin metrosexual self. Come on Cristiano...do you like to "rap on the mic?"

A soccer god gone bad:
The Colombian Fredy Rincón is sought by the Interpol suspected of drugs trafficking and money laundering.

Anyone with any shirtless pics of the blond boy toy Bobby Rhine of the Dallas Burn?? He is a built blond boy just begging for a daddy to take care of him after a game!

This guys's screenname on boyselfpics is kcsoccerstud10, so I nominate him as a Soccer God.

A real life soccer god once again:

Michael Ballack of Germany and playing for Chelsea, showing off the talents he is so famous of

Seriously!
I am beginging to wonder what Ballack is packing!
Is it all twig or berries?? or maybe both?
I have never seen him with out a bulge....So anyone ever seen it?

The secret weapon of the Italian soccer club Fiorentina to distract their opponents is revealed

It's their loose underwear that shows more than it hides

Montolivo is congratulated for another succesfull distracting operation

It works every time!

And both ways too

It also helps you to keep your balance in tricky situations

Of course some appear to take the next step going commando

I know what he sees over my shoulder

They just cannot help looking at it

How could they?

We’re just undefeatable

Well done!

I could sit here all day and all night

How come do I feel your heartbeat against my spine

Sometimes the rivals try to imitate the same strategy

Now it is spreading to other countries as well

A bad hair day? Never heard of such thing!

And there is a cure for that, you know

Beckham's new look

Yuck!!!

I don't care for tattoos, and really hate those Japanese mafia, full-arm jobs. What a terrific way to ruin a beautiful body.

Well if Sting gets back into acting and needs an evil twin brother...