Okay, I know Ousports probably has a disclaimer somewhere that absolves it of all responsibility for the insanity displayed in the photos like that in today's
Picture This.
And I assme the hunk on the right holding the jaundiced duck is actually fondling something called a Loonie, which is not a description of Canadians in general but some sort of national symbol, or other meritricious object of affection.
But why on earth is that gorgeous man in the back with a right nipple enticingly thrust forward wearing black and white pigtails?
Is that suppose to be a reference to the Vikings who were the first Euros known to set foot there?
Is Loonie Yankee patriotism consuming the folks up North as well?
We've got a lot to answer for, contaminating the minds of Canada's buxom youth. To correct that we should be slurping the pits of Mr. Loonie while riding the back of Mr. Viking holding on to his pigtails like a Longhorn bronco bullrider. Maybe we could finally f#$k some sense back into those poor despondent excuses for men.