Here is a reason to go and watch University of Hawaii football this season, especially if this newcomer gets the starting job. if the link doesnt work, I will try to figure out how to post the pics on here. http://starbulletin.com/2005/06/26/sports/index1.html

The name is right out of central casting for a gay porn studio. He wouldn't need a pseudonym if football doesn't work out and he wants to change careers...