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Joe in Philly
It's a rare day for me to start a Hot Jock thread, but this seems like the right place.

I have a reliable source who feeds me gossip from time to time, and I got this in e-mail about Tiger Woods. This person was in the room at the time:

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He was working on the newest version of his video game. So he had to don a black spandex suit with attached reflectors, so his golf swing could be mapped for the game. It was very cool.  

Tiger is supposed to change into the spandex.  He comes out of the dressing trailer, still in his street clothes. He is very concerned, because they haven't supplied him with a cup. He is telling the video game director that \"you can see everything,\" and that he'll be a lot more comfortable if he can wear a cup. Unfortunately, a cup will keep them from being able to map the joints where his legs meet his torso. They suggest that Tiger wear his underwear under the spandex, but he can't. He's wearing none.  

So it becomes a crisis of epic proportion. People are trying to figure out what to do, and Tiger's agent is called a few times. They talk about clearing the set. Finally, Tiger says, \"Ah, what
the hell? I have nothing to be ashamed of!\" Everyone laughs. He goes back into the dressing room and comes out in the spandex suit.  

Either he is freakin' huge, or he had stuffed a penis-shaped gym sock down his spandex. Tiger seemed uncomfortable at first...he kept \"casually\" covering his crotch with his hands. Eventually, he got used to it.

Meanwhile, one of his assistants had run out to the closest Wal-Mart and bought him a jockstrap.  He went back to the dressing room and put it on, and continued shooting the game.  
J1780
Tiger's a lot hotter than people give him credit for. You can tell just by his arms and shoulders that the guy is built--my guess is he's got an awesome upper body. Just those damned Nike golf clothes keep it covered up!
Penn State
I've always thought Tiger was a hottie and wished that he didn't wear such loose clothing so we could see how he was put together... biggrin.gif
rick bradford
I've found if you pay real close attention (especially when he wears light colored pants), at times when he is walking the fairway, you can see his "manhood" flopping around... biggrin.gif I guess he wears boxers? :confused:

[ January 29, 2005, 11:42 AM: Message edited by: rick bradford ]
boomer400
There's a hilarious picture of Tiger at Pebble Beach eating a banana with a huge semi. A couple old tournament friends of mine (the late Jimmy Hodges' sons, for the golf nuts here) had a book with that in it...the pic's bound to be online somewhere.
gmginsfo
I can corroborate JIPper's story. In the Spring of Y2K, Tiger was a guest at The Olympic Club in SF, where I'm a member. I walked into the pool to swim laps one day, right after he'd won the second of his three tournaments that year, and there he was in the jacuzzi, wearing a baseball hat. I jokingly told him, "Hey, take that hat off indoors!," playing off a house rule. He feigned a feared look, laughed and whipped it off. I congratulated him on his wins, we chatted briefly and then he stood up to leave, revealing a very well-muscled torso and at least as much referred to in the posts above, below. :cool:
strapluvr
Surely the 'master of the hot link', our reliable friend Sportinlife, has the banana pic (or its whereabouts) filed away somewhere ....... lol.........??
sportinlife
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strapluvr:
Surely the 'master of the hot link', our reliable friend Sportinlife, has the banana pic (or its whereabouts) filed away somewhere ....... lol.........??
Hey, what do ya think I am, some dirty ole troll? biggrin.gif Actually, I suspect it's less banana than a pair of large (golf) balls in a hefty sack. Tiger is more ripped but doesn't strike me as packing, not that I would know. wink Maybe gmginsfo has more info on the shape of it. eek!
strapluvr
lol.......well, they say "it takes one to know one", so I guess we are in good company guy!

I agree about doubting that Tiger is really packin', but the thought of a shot of a swollen 'semi' swinging in those baggy pants does make me wanna take a peek. Just love those shots when guys think nothing is showing (but it is.....hehe).

Actually is must not be a real good or revealing pic or I'm sure you would have it (or know about it) sportinlife -- I mean that as a compliment! I bow to the guru of bulge-links......lol
fantomas
Why wouldn't he be packing? He has long fingers....

BTW, Sergio Garcia's average-sized but delectable-seeming penis has been visible more than once as he's walked the greens during tournaments. I'm not sure whether he doesn't wear drawers; his drawers are thin European thingies; or what, but you (I) can see his meat poking and flopping at times. It's really hot.

[ February 04, 2005, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: fantomas ]
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