I once had this horrible job working all night stuffing inserts into newspapers. I used to work next to Adam Vinatieri, who told me that one day he was going to try out for the NFL. Ha, I thought. Anyhoo, he was absolutely the sexiest guy in the world. He would tell me about his sexual conquests. Also, he was working a day job as a lifeguard. This was not perhaps the best time for me to be in the closet, though he was pretty darn straight. But maybe he needed someone to hold a camera.

I once breathed the same air as Chipper Jones.