Yowzers - this guy is hot.

Yeah, and in 10-15 years he'll have a gut the size of Oklahoma.

Wanna play with my ball?

Well it's 2007 now and he's hot

Yeah,he's a cutie and more than likely not gay

How about Alabama's John Parker Wilson and his brother Ross (of MTV Two-a-days fame).

John Parker's backend is pretty nice, too.

I would like to add Louis Murphy from the University of Florida. What a cutie!

Gents, could someone please share some tips on searches or sites to find similar photos?

B Man, do you have a digital camera? You could take your own pics. Then go to www.photobucket.com to upload your pics for immediate appreciation by our loving eyes. Otherwise, go to www.google.com, click on Images, and search for fine pics to your heart's content. Also, www.yahoo.com has some nice images.

Does this provide the technical support for which thou are searching?

Crofoot to Succop: "Don't sweat it baby. Hit or miss, win or lose, Cocks still rule."

Matt Ryan's snowbunny bobtail leads a surprisingly lucky BC

Who woulda thunk they'd be tops even in the ACC

Photographed gettin' a little love from a coach

Love the musical name of Ifeanyi Momah

And he looks cute with a football too

Hotness is all I can say about this guy:


Kicker for Missouri, Jeff Wolfert - can't get any other pictures of him at the moment.

And, of course, Cody Hawkins of Colorado

From left, Cody Hawkins, Cart Kelly, Taylor Potts (back), Terrence Austin, Jarred Fayson and London Crawford strike a pose during the "Chopping Block" cooking challenge at the "Summer House" - an ESPN reality show of college freshmen football players.

Must have been pretty hot in that kitchen.

I was watching the Penn State and Purdue game yesterday. I was excited when they were tied because I enjoy a good close game. During the middle of the game, I noticed player number 40 on Penn State's team. He made a tackle, and camera went to one of the juicest asses. Dan Connor has a cute face, too, to match that nice ass.

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/47/472610.jpg

I attended the University of Memphis vs. East Carolina football game Saturday afternoon in Memphis and noticed these two fetching figures for your discriminating evaluation and/or admiration. Their names are Travis Simmons and Matt Dodge, I think from the roster at http://ecupirates.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl...footbl-mtt.html

COLT McCOY

Checking out the profile of Travis Simmons from your link I sort of doubt that either of the guys in that photo is him.

Can we get Colt McCoy a new face...the rest is just fine.

Maybe put a sack over the face?

[COLT MCCOY'S CELL PHONE STARTS BEEPING]

Brent Musburger: Hey, Colt! What's up?
Colt: You know the answer to that one, pal.
Brent Musburger: Gee whiz, Colt, you've got a one track mind!
Colt: You haven't complained about that before...
Brent Musburger: I have some sad news for you, Studmuffin.
Colt: What?
Brent Musburger: A couple of guys over at Outsports.com, that website you visit all the time to see what your countless gay admirers are saying about you, are telling everyone that they don't think you're all that hot.
Colt: Nooooo! [Is Devastated; Starts To Cry]



[A FEW MINUTES LATER]

Colt: Coach Brown! Coach Brown!
Mack Brown: What's the matter, Sweetie Pie?
Colt: These two guys over at this website are talkin' bad about me.
Mack Brown: Now that'll never do. Just what are these low-down, cotton-pickin' hombres saying?
Colt: They're sayin' that I'm not hot.
Mack Brown: They must be plum loco, Colt. Hell, everyone in Texas knows you've got the hottest caboose to ever be squeezed into a pair of skin-tight, see-through, super-sexy white pants!
Colt: Naw, Coach; it's not that. I think they like my caboose okay, but they just don't think I'm cute!
Mack Brown: Don't you fret now, Sweetie Pie. I'm gonna nip this thing in the bud or my name isn't Macmillan Theodosius Brown!



[AN HOUR LATER]

Mack Brown: Good evening, Colt.
Colt: Hi, Coach. You take care of those turkeys at that website for me yet?
Mack Brown: All in good time, Studmuffin; all in good time. I'm just a little worried about you, though. You've got a big game tomorrow, and you're probably too upset to even think about sleep.
Colt: That's for sure, Coach.
Mack Brown: So, here's what your Uncle Mack's gonna do for you. I asked an admirer of yours, a guy they call "Longhornsfan212," to pay you a little visit tonight.
Colt: What is he, Coach? Some kind of trainer?
Mack Brown: In a manner of speaking. Let's just say that after you spend an hour with him, you're gonna feel all your tension and worry just melt away. He's gonna give you just the kind of relaxin' you need.
Colt: Sounds great, Coach! Thanks a lot!
Mack Brown: No need to thank me now, Studmuffin. You thank me, and you thank all your fans and admirers, by playing like a champion tomorrow and getting us another W, all right?
Colt: Yes, sir!
Mack Brown: Good night, Colt.
Colt: Good night, Coach! Yahoo! I can't wait to meet this trainer!



[THE NEXT DAY, AFTER THE GAME]

Derek Lokey (#96): You sure played your cute little caboose off today, Colt!
Colt: Thanks!
Derek Lokey: You came out onto the field so fired up and rarin' to go. And your pretty baby blue eyes were sparkling even more than usual. So tell me: what's your secret?
Colt: This "trainer" named Longhornsfan212. I had some really tense muscles last night and he gave me a three hour massage I'll never forget. I slept like a baby last night.
Derek Lokey: Wow! That's great. You'd better make sure that trainer takes care of you before every game for the rest of the season!
Colt: Oh, I intend to, Derek, I intend to! You're gonna see me start every game with this same big smile from now on!

Bear Pascoe, from Fresno State, playing right now vs. Hawaii. If y'all can find other pics, PLEASE POST!!!
http://gobulldogs.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl...coe_bear00.html

longhornsfan212, post of the year

longhornsfan212, that was so hot. You need to extend that little essay out to novel size and sell it at bookstores (in the steamy adult section).

hahahaha that post was brilliant...nice job

[COLT'S WEEKLY NEWS CONFERENCE IN AUSTIN, TEXAS]

Reporter: Colt, I've got a question for you that I think a lot of people are waiting to hear the answer to.
Colt: That's a confusin' sentence, but go ahead and ask me.
Reporter: It was reported earlier today, on a well-known celebrity website, that there are scandalous photos of you circulating on the Internet, particularly at a gay sports fan website called Outsports.com. You with me so far, Colt?
Colt: Yeah... I mean, I think so. But what's your question?
Reporter: Colt, I'll just give it to you straight: it's a photo of the cover of a new porno film called "Presenting Colt's Real McCoy: Now That's What I Call A Longhorn, Vol. 1," and your cute little angelic face is on it.
Colt: [Stunned Silence]
Reporter: Colt, the good citizens of the Burnt Orange Nation need answers from you, and fast! Is this video for real? Did you have to get clearance from the NCAA to do it? Does a dollar from each sale really go to the Meals on Wheels program in Tuscola, Texas? Do any of your teammates or fellow Big Twelve QB's make guest appearances? Is there a website where the film can be downloaded, for those fans who value their privacy? And finally, how long is it?
Colt: [Profoundly Stunned Silence]
Reporter: Colt... how long is the film? Do your viewers get a lot of bang for their buck, so to speak?
Colt: Sorry, guys, but this here news conference is over. I gotta go talk to Coach Brown right away. Thanks to y'all for coming.
Reporter: No, Colt... I think we're the ones who should be thanking you!



[COACH BROWN'S OFFICE, TEN MINUTES LATER]

Colt: Coach Brown, Coach Brown!
Mack Brown: Come on in, Studmuffin. Have a seat. Now what's this emergency you had to tell me about?
Colt: Coach, I hear that there's a dirty movie out there, and...
Mack Brown: Oh, is that all? Now you just settle down, Colt. You don't have nothin' to worry about. I'm all over this. I've spent the last four hours at this Outsports.com, trying to see what these guys are all worked up about. There are some might fine galleries there, I gotta tell you.
Colt: But what about the video, Coach? I swear, I ain't never...
Mack Brown: Relax, relax. There is no video... I mean, not yet.
Colt: I'm not sure I follow you, sir.
Mack Brown: Colt, I'm gonna level with you. That's just what they call a mockup. It's a trial run sort of thing to see how much interest there'd be if you ever did... make a film like that.
Colt: Coach, are you tellin' me you knew about this?!
Mack Brown: Colt, now hear me out. Sure, the porno industry gets a bad rap, but really, you're an adult, no one's forcin' you to do anything, and you're gonna bring a lot of joy into the lives of thousands, maybe even tens of thousands of people. Not to mention what all the money'll mean for the good senior citizens of Tuscola. Now, what could be wrong with that?
Colt: This is all happenin' really fast, Coach. Sure, I'd like to help out the old-timers back home, and yeah, I'm glad to give folks some cheap thrills by wearing my super-sheer, skin-tight pants every single game, but I just don't know about this...
Mack Brown: Colt, you're 21, you've got the body of a Greek god, you're a fine all-around athlete, you've got the cutest little caboose I've seen in 47 years of coachin', and you're also packin' one impressive six-shooter, if you know what I mean. And you're the starting QB for the Texas Longhorns! If you're not a natural to be a world-class porno star, then who in the heck is?
Colt: Gosh, Coach, when you put it that way, I have a hard time sayin' no. But this won't upset Mr. Musburger, will it?
Mack Brown: I already talked to Brent about all of this, Studmuffin. He says to just follow your heart. He said that whatever you decide, he'll still take you out for a steak dinner and a late night movie anytime he comes to Austin. So, see, you haven't a thing to worry about.
Colt: Okay, Coach. I guess I'll do it, then. If it's okay with Mr. Musburger and all.
Mack Brown: Now see, it all worked out, so you were riled up about nothin'. Now you go take a shower and then put on your nicest uniform and the tightest, thinnest pants you have. Don't forget to wear that 100% silk jockstrap, too: you know, the one I picked up for you in Paris that time. Now you be sure to be at the front door of your dorm in half an hour to meet your contact, y'hear?
Colt: My contact?
Mack Brown: Yeah. Guy by the name of Longhornsfan212. He's gonna take you to the hotel where you'll be filming your movie. He's also gonna spend three or four hours with you preppin' you for your work. You know, to make sure this shoot is a really spectacular one. Now get a move on, Studmuffin, and remember... The Eyes of Texas Are Upon You! Do this for your team, your university, the people of The Greatest State in the Union, and for the citizens of the Burnt Orange Nation all over the world!
Colt: Yes, sir! I'll make y'all proud of me, for sure!



[THE NEXT MORNING, COACH BROWN'S OFFICE]

Colt: Good Mornin', Coach!
Mack Brown: Ah, just the fella I've been waitin' to see. Come on in, Studmuffin. Well, you're lookin' quite chipper today, young man!
Colt: Yes, sir!
Mack Brown: I take it your first exposure to the Hollywood life went well?
Colt: It sure did, Coach! I think I made Texas proud! I can't believe I scored that many times in just sixty minutes!



Mack Brown: I knew you'd come through. I never had any doubts; not for one minute. You've done somethin' really amazin', Colt.
Colt: Yeah, that's what that director guy said. He told me that he had never seen a guy, at his first shoot, do what I did. He really liked the part when I...
Mack Brown: Yeah, yeah, I don't need to hear the details, young man. Who do you think reserved the very first copy of your video on Amazon.com this very morning?
Colt: Thanks for the vote of confidence, sir!
Mack Brown: I'm very proud of you today, Colt. It takes a mighty big man to do what you've done here: a mighty big man, indeed. I guess every senior citizen in Tuscola is in your debt.
Colt: It wasn't that big a deal, Coach...
Mack Brown: That sure isn't what Bob Davies... I mean, that sure isn't what "Mr. D," the director of your first film said. Don't be so modest, Studmuffin!
Colt: Coach, what do you mean about "my first film"?
Mack Brown: Well, buddy, I just got an e-mail this morning. There's a very worthy charity here in Austin that rescues orphan bats and matches them with loving homes. They sure could use a new building...
Colt: But, Coach, are you sure that...
Mack Brown: I know how much you love animals, Colt. If you don't help those poor little bats out, then who will?
Colt: I guess I just can't say no to you, Coach.
Mack Brown: That's the way I like to hear you talk, Studmuffin. So, about "Now That's What I Call A Longhorn, Vol. 2"... there's this alum by the name of David Thomas, who I think was a senior here when you first joined the team, and I think that you guys would get along just fine. If you've got an hour to spare, I can go over a few ideas I had about how you guys can make this little scrimmage really memorable...
Colt: That sound's great, Coach! I always did know how to get a lot of use outta my tight ends! Yahoo!



[Disclaimer: The story you have just read is entirely fictitious and takes place in a parallel dimension beyond the bounds of the known universe on a date eleven billion earth-years in the future; thus, any resemblance between the characters mentioned in this work and persons bearing the same names in real life is purely coincidental, unintentional, and gratuitous. Oh, but the part about that hottie Colt McCoy having an awesome little caboose is right on the money: oh, yeah! - Dr. Tom Osborne]

I guess behind him or in front of him, I could still avoid his face.

Can a boy named "Colt," despite a face needing a complete makeover, make it "big" in the Adult Film Industry (if that three-year NFL contract and bonus doesn't get offered)?

There is nothing wrong with Colt's face.

I agree with Just Eddie- Colt has a cute face.

any good pics of Air Force cutie Chad Hall? I tried google images, and the USAFA website, but nothing without helmets...

Here's a couple of helmetless pics from msn.com of Chad Hall. (And, he is a cutie.)

BITE YOUR TONGUE AGGIE!!!!!!!!


Cute!!!

Chad and Colt would make a cute couple.

the Vols were celebrating in the locker room, jumpin' around, hollerin' about playing LSU, and gotta say Eric Ainge was quite the cutie pie in the middle of the pack... he's all growns up now...

i was at the ut-a&m game, and i had seats on the ut sideline on the field. the whole game i was glancing at colt mccoy, jordan shipley, the deep snapper, #11, #88, and #83. they all had amazing asses. oh and #33, i think his name is chris d sometihng.

What, NO pics?

More finely endowed Texans showed up at the Liberty Bowl in Memphis yesterday, only to be
"eaten" by the mighty University of Memphis Tigers. (tee hee)

Actually, Memphis only beat the Southern Methodist University SMU Mustangs by 55 to 52
(after three long and agonizing overtime periods).

See you at the New Orleans Bowl on December 21?

The University of Memphis football team, which defeated the SMU Mustangs, 55-52, in
Saturday's regular season triple-overtime finale, has accepted a bid to participate in
the 2007 R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl. The game will be played in the Superdome
on December 21 and will pit the U of M against the champion of the Sun Belt
Conference. Tickets for the contest will go on sale Monday morning beginning at 9 a.m.

Just found some gr8 new pics of the OU Sooners at the Oklahoman.com

Sooner Photo Gallery

Here's my fave.
http://photos.newsok.com/show_image.php?tn...9ce35d0900ec8bd

Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops gets in the face of Nic Harris (5) during the first half of the college football game

Yes Colt is all fine about all that. So lets give him his own thread, or own website, or better yet, his own country island.
Now if you want keep the 'spread eagle air force' players comming. These guys with apple pie, Cheverola and true Christian values should be exposed like Richard Roberts and Senator Hayes.

For those that like Colt McCoy's moneymaker, especially Kres ...

That is one extremely fine booty! If Colt ever became a porn star, he'd make millions!

Erik Ainge was almost intercepted, and the dude he was throwing to - No. 1, I think - his junks was totally swinging, and in like, an obnoxious manner. Was not only noticeable, but almost unmistakeable, especially in slow mo...

Erik Ainge frequently finds himself in the hands of huge and grasping people.

im watching the hawaii and washington game on espn2; and holy crap.. jake locker has one fine ass. if you go to gettyimages.com , type in jake locker and you can see his fine ass and HUGE package too.

And to think I got bored watching that game thinking the Huskies were obviously going to knock Hawaii out of Oz after that early 21-0 lead. And besides Locker wouldn't take his darn helmet off so that I could see if the rest of him looked as good as the body on TV.

Was I ever bummed on both counts.

That boy is truly blessed. Me suspects that he got extremely lucky somewhere in the gene pool. That can not possibly be all scandinavian or British Isles there.

Those cute lips:



That big button nose:



Even something about that smile:



All add to that bubble butt:



To make the package almost irrelevant - more handle than pistol imo

And the way he knits his brawl says "I know I'm Hollywood ready."



Unfortunately Hollywood would want him to have nose job, AND pin his ears back a bit. IDIOTS!

I don't know if this has been posted before. If so, it deserves a second, third ... look.

Does this hunk have a name?

I think that's Tim Tebow.

Not only does he have a name, he might actually have a Heisman trophy in the next few hours!