Well to start, some scenes from the qualification matches

Who nibbled the neck of Argentine Luis Gonzalez?

Who does Canadian Lars Hirschfeld's hair?

How can you get a triple date with Frenchmen Jean-Alain Boumsong and Sydney Govou?

Looks like teammate Carlos Plumer is doing Hondura's Martinez's hair...very badly

Big Italian Francesco Totti seems unperturbed by little teammate Aimo Diana riding along

Franz Burgmeier and Mario Frick celebrate. Hmm, is this a Liechtenstein tradition?

Joaquin, Asier del Horno, Jose Antonio Reyes y Fernando Torres. Ahhh los Espanoles. Que bellos, son!

Proof that a single Francesco Totti nipple can make a man scream, just look at how it affects Alberto Gilardino

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Brazilian striker Adriano's tongue - a singular delight

Slovenia's Goran Sukalo plants a quicky kiss on Bostjan Cesar - don't cha just love the intimacy of those soccer pile-ups?

I'm moving to Canada

Lars Hirschfeld's hair is just way too freaking hot

If you're in the moving mood, how about

..Mexico for Omar Bravo

..or Mali for Tenema Ndiaye

...or to Europe for Feyenoord's athletic Dirk Kuijt

..or Standard League's even more athletic Gonzague van Dooren?

I'd move anywhere with Andrij Schevchenko

..or Albania's flighty Lorik Cana

..and especially Michael (Ohmigod) Owen.

Juventus' Swedish hunk Zlatan Ibrahmovic deserves something better than a foot up his butt wink .

Maybe he'd prefer what's between the legs of Liverpool's Milan Baros up there instead eek!

Cirque de Soleil

Beck spies a possible replacement for Posh Spice

Can't say he doesn't have balls

Josh and Landon get romantic while Eddie tries to cut in

Four hot, wet Brazilians + 0 = orgy

Those ballet lessons pay off

If you're gonna kiss my boyfriend, we have to have a foursome

If that hand slips any lower we're gettin' hitched

Josh gets more to celebrate than he expected

Kaka never looked so good

Could you move that hand a little lower? I'm ticklish.

Sheesh, Donavan just can't get enough

Are you guys fighting over Mchael again?

Two blondes having more fun

Don't get too excited. It's just the wind in his shorts

Where's MY hug?

Wouldn't it be easier just to stand on the ground and do that?

AC Milan striker Filippo Inzaghi, right, abducted by teammate Clarence Seedorf

Three sexy things about team Barcelona

Maciej Zurawski is a Celtic \"flag Pole\"

Mr. Iniesta knows an opportunity when he sees it

Mexican Oswaldo Sanchez, yet another gorgeous goalie

When Michael Ballack puckers, he makes you want to pucker back

He takes his shirt off for daddy Kahn

Pauleta keeps up the cute Portuguese player tradition

Who would dare to take a dive in when this man stares at them?

Robihno seems to have a problem with Siemen

USA's Clint Dempsey is a head above Jamiaca's Garfield Reid

Moved to soccer thread.

[ May 08, 2006, 12:05 AM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

El orgullo de Los porteños

The carrot-top of Fabricio Coloccini..

..could spread many a leg

Gabriel Heinze can't resist a guy who exposes his bellybutton

Who could resist him dripping with sweat?

Injured or drama queen?

Una lengua preciosa

I like him with that heavy Argentine shadow

Juan Pablo Sorin loves to show off those abs

And those locks are so sexy..long hair wins this one

An those nipples...ruf, ruf

Goalie guarding the post

Roberto Abbondanzieri, another leg-opener

The Argentian stallion rearing his big cup

A dish for every taste

Angolan Joao Ricardo Ferreira - great thighs for a goalkeep. Wish we could see more of them

Ghanaian captain Appiah's calves could work for Superman

Hmm, an intramural friendly between Ghanaians Michael Essien of Chelsea ® and Rennes' John Mensah

I would give two thumbs way up South Korean striker Ahn Jung-Hwan of MSV Duisburg

Brooding eyes of Iranian midfielder Javad Nekonam

His Iranian national teammate Ali Karimi, right gets a little affection from FC Bayern Munich, and also Iranian, teammate Andranik Teimorian

Harry Kewell could nicely fill some Aussie bum wear in Liverpool or anywhere else

Mexico's Francisco Fonseca, left, has to look upward to chastise South Korea's Jin-Cheul Choi

Ghanaian midfielder Michael Essien stares down the competition

Nigeria's Chidi Odiah heads over Ghana's Stephen Appiah

Philippe Senderos seems to be lusted after by Swiss buddy Tranquillo Barnetta

Baggy pants do nothing to hide the beautiful butt of Dong-Gook Lee hugging fellow South Korean Do-Heon Kim

The magnificent dome and twinkling ear stud of major stud Stephen Appiah
This is just toooo sexy: the uni color, the deep v-neck and that BUTT! Phew! I want an Appiah in my Christmas stocking

I'm surprised the homophobic Iranian President Ahmadinejad allows the team to assume this excercise position

Tranquillo Barnetta of Switzerland {left) to William Gallas of France: \"Dude, a one-nighter is not a commitment.\"

Tunisia's Kaies Ghodhbane (top) would be worth a commitment

Czechs in training.

Tennis anyone?

Barefooting?

Coach Karol Bruckner surveying potential new recruits?

Pavel Nedved adds a little flare to his calisthenics

Goalies Petr Cech and Antonin Kinsky worm their way through a novel workout

Practicing piling on

Pretty dirty

Damn, coach Karel worked miracles with those sheep!

Is there anything Steven Gerrard doesn't look good in?

Helmeted-up to view a new stadium construction site

Becks, eat your heart out

Perfect gift for a gay wedding...him that is

Ferydoon Zandi, the German-born Iranian Becks

Looking over his shoulder

His life story in a poster

Iranian tea over German beer?

Those soccer thighs

Skateboard Casual

In the Bundesliga

\"Oh, did I actually score that goal!\"

\"Now I can chill out on the Benz.\"

Please don't ever change that Iranian nose

Is that the wind in your shorts or are you happy to see me?

Stumbled-upon

Hamid R. Soorian, Greco Roman Wrestling (world champion, Budapest 2005).

Suggested prizes for the winners of the poll (May need to copy/paste):

3rd- gets to be in the place of the guy on the left

2nd- gets to be in the place of this coach

1st- gets to be the nozzle on this hose

Wayne Rooney gets Cup experience from Cristiano Ronaldo

Now we know how he really got injured.

Whereas Cristiano obviously has no Cup experience, and has apparently sprung a very big leak

[ May 27, 2006, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

Thank you for making this day absolutely amazing, sportinlife! Mmmm what hot guys...I wouldn't mind trying to get in with Rooney AND Ronaldo

Easy there Metro...Cristiano is my guy

Someone is sorely mistaken lol...

Haven't you two ever heard the word "share"? One takes a leg the other a thigh..or breast..or mountain oyster. Whoops, did I just say "mountain oyster"?

Les éléphant de La Côte d'Ivoire (or "CIV" in Cupspeak):

Arouna Kone at the Africa Cup, shows a Cameroonian brother how to spread soccer thighs

Arsenal defender Kolo Toure, right, and Arouna Kone of PSV Eindhoven, look more like well-bred stallions than elephants

A Didier Drogba fan gets pumped up

Emerse Fae (center) scores

Bonaventure Kalou interviews

Didier gets pumped up (that fan could be his twin?)

The Elephant dance?

Kalou's looks deserve all praise

Just Didier

Love the blonde stubble on Lukas Podolski

Brian Schweinsteiger talks dirty to young Lukas Podolski

Lukas pulls him back to hear more

Sportinlife, I didn't know you knew French! Gosh, you could easily charm any of these guys into your bed lol...

And fine, I will share Cristiano, but only if I can have Lukas Podolski, Bastian Schweinsteiger, and Bonaventure Kalou...I'm so greedy!

Just enough to get laid - or talked into bed - but not enough to lay - or talk someone else in to bed. wink

More on Germany's secret weapon:

Michael Ballack proposes a private friendly between himself and Prinz Prodi

The Prinz is all tooth and gums at the proposition

No question who will be the bottom in this one

\"Good boy Prinzy\"

Brian Schweinsteiger wants to teach him the Haka- what does he think this is, rugby?

Next he'll be going for that skinhead look - hmm, might work for him

And learning secret shakes to get into private parties

That sly smile could get him into any party

He'll have to show more skin than that to get into the White Party

Ahem, ok - that'll do

Hanging out behind trees looking like that will certainly get you in to the club

Don't worry we won't tell...more than one tabloid...or two

Whoops! Caught on his back again

What the hell. Just strip it all off and come out to play

[ June 01, 2006, 01:42 AM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

Wow Sport! Those were absolutely excellent photos!Yum!

It will start tomorrow! Time for last minute preparations.

These Costa Ricans trust the oldest trick in the world.

The Mexico team prefers safe sex.

You also have to consider the possibility of heavy rainfall during the games.

Anyone found with illegal substances will be harshly punished.

Some are clever enough to take all necessary precautions.

Ruud van Nistelrooy of Holland is too hot for his shirt... and the other ten sexy kickers in this series aren't too bad either...

[ June 07, 2006, 11:42 PM: Message edited by: Finneye ]

Who's hot in the Cup and who's not?

Arouna Kone

Asier del Horno

David Suazo

La Fernando Torres

Zlatan Ibramovich

Wesley Sneijder

Disco dancing with the German side at the 2005 FIFA Confederations Cup

Our instructor Bastian Schweinsteiger

Hmm, first you choose a partner

Jens Lehmann dances in the net while Thomas Hitzlsperger prefers slithering on the pole

Bastian gets Lukas Poldolski to show them how it's done

Lukas really cuts the rug

Looks like he learned fast

Even breaking out on his on with a little soccerball acrobatics

Michael Ballack has a little trouble with that trick

The seven letters that spell "Victory" in Portugal are now:

P-A-U-L-E-T-A,

P-A-U-L-E-T-A and

P-A-U-L-E-T-A!

Try to find a World Cup picture that's hotter than this:

[url="http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/jonah_freedman/06/12/us.openingloss/t1_onyewu.jpg"]John O'Brien (left) and Oguchi Onyewu couldn't hide their disappointment after the U.S. was dominated by the Czech Republic.
Christof Koepsel/Getty Images[/url]

This is hotter.

Top 20 World Cup Playboys

There are very few pictures but it gives you some names to google. A couple of cuties in there.

Although I'm not sure how this list was put together. Number 1 is Jose Maria Gutierrez Hernandez (Guti) who the fans like to shout, and I translate, whore, whore, whore, faggot. Can someone please explain how this is a good thing?

Some ineteresting camaraderie between Turkish team studs Ilhan Manziz and Hakan Sakur

Happy to see you

The approach

Ahem, a little privacy please..

The closer he gets the more he smiles

Sweaty embrace

YUM

Tartar love

Still hugging and sweating

Alone in their element

Togolese stud goalie Kossi Agassa

Squatting with his big hands and ball

Bright-eyed and glistening

You could eat off that chin

Yeah dude, you are hot

Kissing is a popular pastime at World Cup Football - and who could blame them...

in Togolese style

in Dutch style

playing it safe

in eskimo style - or are they just waiting for the moment?

in salty style

just teasing - or phantasizing

here it comes!

for some kissing would not be enough

When it's World Cup you can make real all your phantasies.

[ June 15, 2006, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: Finneye ]

Great series and comments Finneye. I had to send the one of the Togolese players to my partner. He'll love that one.

A kiss we missed - Ecuador's scorer Agustin Delgado and Ivan Kaviedes, after IK scored their third goal:

Pucker up dude. This is gonna be the big one!

Ah come on. You can do better than that.

[ June 16, 2006, 04:01 AM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

The Angoalie

Dude you should be buying him a plantation rather than just giving him a hug!

He was clearly Man of the Match

A manly shake with his back-up, star defender Jamba

[ June 18, 2006, 11:07 AM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

Sorry about this flooding, there are just so many delicious photos around of the World Cup (if not interested, just skip the whole thing....)

Balls in sight
Honey, this might not be the ideal moment, but I really must tell you how much I love you
Even Dutch beer has its consequences

Those accurate Germans have even urinals tailor made to fit your anatomy just perfect
Hope these guys won’t come and watch the same movie I want to see
When Ballack loves ya he won’t keep it secret from anyone
...whereas Podolski gently shouts it into your ear
Ronaldinho would not be so rejective if only he had noticed the bulge
This bulge won't go unnoticed by anyone
Portugal's captain is bulging too
Is that your secret weapon or are you just happy to see the sphere of leather?
Lots of balls in the air
Joy of the Ghanaian crowd - and what a crowd!
Omar Bravo teaching Andre of Angola to dance the Mexican way
Gerardo Torrado learnig Angolan steps from Figueiredo- just don’t trip over that ball!
Christiano Ronaldo, uncensored (for once showing him even down from the waistline...)
Little Christiano hopin’ mama didn’t see this
Christiano Ronaldo’s favorite tune: It’s Raining Men
...and they just keep pouring
Beckham likes raining men too
English midfielder and Chelsea player Frank Lampard demonstrates his limberness
Brazlian striker Adriano in a dreamy mood
Not an angel - Djibril Cisse is the Dennis Rodman of French football
English forward Michael Owen practicing can-can and looking his second best friend in the eye
Brazilians taking it easy
The little Deco of Portugal and his dream ass
That’s one nice training session!
Andrey Shevchenko on Ukraine has legs to jump high with
Luis Garcia of Spain wants to rob as many balls he can get from Andrey Gusin of Ukraine
A dream position for Cyd Gray of Trinidad an Tobago, but the Englishman Aaron Lennon is playing hard to get
I would welcome Marcus Allbäck of Sweden inside my net any time
When wearing patriotic colours you are always properly dressed
What the hell .... umm, of course, it’s Francesco Totti of Italy.

An African point of view, especially decicated to sportinlife’s partner...

Arouna Kone of Ivory Coast, when you are finished with Holland's Wesley Sneijder, can I be the next one please?

Excellent footwork

Waiting for the checkup

The German referee is doing his job with maximum precision

- all approved!

These guys sure are relieved

It was tough but all the hard trainig paid off!

That calls for celebration

...a big celebration.

The entire gallery can be viewed here.

Merci Beaucoup Finneye. I'm sure he'll appreciate the thought.

BTW the urinal picture totally cracks me up.

And the Italian player with the bulge reminds me that I was thinking the Italians all had hardons for Onyewu that entire game. Aggresiveness probably turns them on.

That Italian's bulge and Deco's butt are perfect!

Dutch forward Arjen Robben

shot the team’s first goal at the World Cup in a game against Serbia and Montenegro.

He was duly congratulated by his teammates

and if they do that on the pitch, you can only imagine what goes on in the locker rooms!

Wow! That is some bright orange lovin' right there. I don't care who you are...

Access Hollywood, 2006 World Cup Wonder Boys

From that series: Swiss Valon Behrami. Hey, your shoes are untied.

I watch Univision every day, sitting, at least in part, through games between countries I've never even heard of. No one person could link to all the appropriate pictures.

España's #9, Fernando Torres, looked pretty good today. Go ahead; choose just one.

How about this one?

[ June 19, 2006, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: twin58 ]

Thanks for the great link twin58, the person who picked those photos sure knows what he/she(?) is doing.

Does anyone still remember the times before digital photography? How did we even survive!

Here's another gallery from France of the pretty WorldCup boys.

press the right arrow on the bottom to advance.
pics from Le Figaro

[ June 20, 2006, 06:50 AM: Message edited by: ung ]

Wow, after a six month absence, Ung is back. Welcome back!

what??? you got an egg timer on me? :-)

anyway... the ads here have gotten a bit tamer. so I feel more comfortable visiting here. (remember that whole controversy many moons ago?) Now I'm too busy mourning all the bad publicity Geno's has been receiving.

anyway.. back to the topic. was planning on being at the World Cup. But things changed when I decided to go to Spain for the month of July instead. But still rooting for my favourite (aka:Hunky) teams. Team Italia (aka Team Armani), Espana and Portugal.

I just discovered portugal's team due to my recently getting involved with a certain portuguese hunk in Fort Lauderdale. Luis Figo is just the tip of the iceberg. That team is Hot Hot hot! Cristiano Ronaldo, Pauleta, Deco,Paulo Ferreira, Caneira, Hugo Viana, Tiago, Nuno Gomez and Helder Postiga are all just beautiful

[ June 20, 2006, 09:45 AM: Message edited by: ung ]

Another big o' welcome back ung.

And thanks for the inspirations:

Lowhanging lover

The morning after

Perfect reconciliation - former colonized & colonizer

thanks man!

I am at a loss as to what to do. Both Iran/Angola and Portugal/Mexico are going on at the same time.

First fo all, the goalie for Mexico is just absolutely fine!!!! and the entire iranian team is like a Kristen Bjorn Video come to life. and then.. .don't even getme started on the portuguese team. and! I'm at work!!! arrrggghhh!!!!

Iranian hunk Borhani

Mexican hunk Jose Fonseca

and then those sexy portuguesas...
hunky Paulo Ferreira

sexy Deco

cutie Tiago

Handsome Hugo

and then... o senhor Papi! Luis Figo!

Jesus H Christ!!! I spent too much time typing my reply! in that time, just 6 minutes into the match, Maniche scores a goal for Portugal!

Woo Hoo!!!!

Goodbye Didier

A kiss from Eidur Gudjohnsen

A goodbye gift from fellow Ivorian Boubacar Barry

..and nobody turns down scorching hot Barry....

..absolutely NOBODY!

Premier League buddy Ruud gives a hug

You can spell it, and even smell it, when it's this hot

The Royal Elephant

Chelsea buddy Asier del Horno cops a feel

A salut from French icon Zinadine Zidane

Too much to choose from

Is that Ashley and David?

Ashley daintily avoiding a handball

Carlos Tenorio's sweat

Edwin Tenorio's toe in Owen Hargreaves jock

England wins its game and loses its shirt

Do you think they're happy to see each other?

Shirtless Ecuadorian

Joe Cole takes it from behind from Ulises de la Cruz

Okay that's enough you two

He never looks like that with Spice

Luis Valencia fined for an offside bulge

Now Luis wants a look at Michael Carrick's ball

Rio Ferdinand peeking over the top is spying on how closely David holds Ashley

Thighs: Segundo Castillo's incredible ones, and Frank Lampard's edible ones

THE SAVE

We have posted a a gallery of fans at the World Cup, taken by an Outsports reader in Berlin.

Gallery here.

Great gallery. Only makes it more painful not to be able to be there. But I'm working on SA 2010.

I think I've fallen in love with the Italian team. Fabio Cannavaro and Luca Toni...mmmm... Even their names are hot!

And judging from this gallery I'm looking at, it seems that Mr. Cannavaro enjoys taking his shirt off!

Didn't somebody say somewhere on this site that French guys don’t mind touching eachother? So true!

The French are celebrating during the game against Spain. But why does one of the guys in the middle have a surprised expression on his face and what makes the guy on top of him look a bit guilty?

More celebrating French players - a lot of hands touching other hands, heads and bodies.

So much to reach for...