Since football season is just around the corner, I thought I'd get pulses racing (and get some tips on whom to watch in the fall) by asking this question:

Who are the 10 sexiest football players (both pro and college)?

I'm a novice when it comes to football, so I don't really have a list of my own. I'll be eager to see what other people come up with.


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[ November 27, 2005, 08:44 PM: Message edited by: m1 ]

My 10 Yummies:

1. Jake Plummer

2. Chris Simms

3. Jeremy Bloom replaces the retired Ed McCaffrey

4. Tim Couch

5. Chad Pennington

6. patrick Kerney

7. Brett Favre

8. Brock Huard

9. Todd Heap

10. David Carr

[ August 11, 2004, 02:14 PM: Message edited by: bobby78751 ]

1. David Carr
2. Jeremy Bloom
3. Eli Manning
4. Peyton Manning
5. Kris Brown
6. Brett Favre
7. Chris Simms
8. Tom Brady
9. Jake DelHomme
10. Vincent Young

How could I have forgotten Jeremy Bloom? eek!

[ August 11, 2004, 01:33 PM: Message edited by: bobby78751 ]

Uh Ed McCaffrey doesn't play football anymore. Sad, but true! Not that he doesn't deserve an eternal ranking!

Okay, I'm replacing Ed with Jeremy!

-Adam Vinatieri - K Patriots - Hell of a nice guy actually, does a lot of charity work in NE
-Patrick Kerney - DE Seahawks
-Buck Rasmussen - DE Patriots
-Chris Simms - QB Buccaneers
-Kyle Brady - TE Jaguars
-Jeremy Bloom - Colorado State - if the NCAA doesn't get self righteous about his skiing.
-Brock Huard - QB Seahawks
-Gabe Crecion - TE 49ers
-Anthony Becht - TE Jets
-Marco Battaglia - -TE Panthers

What can I say -
I have a thing for TE's and DE's

[ August 11, 2004, 03:02 PM: Message edited by: ITJock ]

Bobby I don't know how you forgot Jeremy. I stop by the thread that has that shirtless ad of him at least 5 times a day.

I know I'll get blasted again for this...But Shockey and his amazing bootie deserve to be among the sexiest.

Alstott belongs in the hall of fame. Kerry Collins also get my vote

I just saw a pic of anthony cannon the Tulane Linebacker in the "Picture this" segment....

My oh My.....

Here's a few of mine just off the top of my head

Adam Archeleta
Tood Heap
Kyle Boeller
Chris Rix
Brock Berlin
Jake Plummer
Chris Simms
Joey Harrington

Its been a busy and lond day : (
I'll come up wiht some more tomorrow
: )

Mike Alstott - Bucs
Dave Moore - Bucs
Brian Griese - Bucs
Joe Jurevicius - Bucs
Jake Delhomme - Panthers
Ricky Proehl - Panthers
John Kasay - Panthers
Peyton Manning - Colts
Eli Manning - Giants
David Akers - Eagles

Not meaning to interject "race" into a thread....but I'm finding it fascinating that (unless I've overlooked one in my brief scanning of the thread)none of you have listed at least one man of color on your lists!...
And this in a league that is a majority black????
Expand your horizons, guys.... :confused:

1- David Carr: He's gorgeous and his body is sculpted.

2- Terrell Owens: Hands down the most ripped player in the NFL. Abs are unbelievable

3- Jeremy Bloom: No comment needed.

4- Eddie George: Sexy with some of the biggest guns in the NFL.

5- Brady Quinn: Hot as hell, needs to lose the shirt.

6- Chris Rix: Tall, tan, and muscular!

7- Jason Sehorn: How could this stud be left off any list.

8- Simeon Rice: Good looking and jacked!!

9- Adam Archuletta: Hottie with nice guns.

10- David Macklin: Loved him at Penn St., shredded body and cute.

College:

Matt Leianrt

Brady Quinn

Justin Zwick

Zack Mills

Kyle Wright


Pros:

Drew Henson

Tom Brady

Tim Couch

Cody Pickett

Tim Rattay

I kind of avoided posting on this thread because a lot of football players I don't find that attractive... so I'll list as many as I can from the BPT's "You will be mine... OH YES, You will be mine list"

1) J*** H********* - (but c'mon you knew that!) I'd be his receiver anyday.

2) Johnny Morton -- The sufboard, the shorts, the washboard abs, mmmmmmmmmmmm :cool:

3) Jason Seahorn -- If I say any more, Married Lady will need to pass me a ciggy.

4) Terrell Owens -- give me a hunk 'o cheese to grate on that tummy!

5) Will Demps -- It's all in his smile. Don't ask why.

6) Tim Couch -- Yeah he stinks as a QB, but I think he's hot...

7) PhillyFan

Thanks to everyone who contributed a list to this thread. Does anyone besides bobby78751 have links to players' photos (shirtless or not)?

[ August 22, 2004, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Eric Swanson ]

I second the guy that said Jeremy Shockey ! That awesome booty.

Quit being hillbilly haters and add him to your list !

I know!!! Isn't he just hot? and seriously. that as is one of the prettiest things on the field.

(and I'm not kidding about this. Totally serious) I get a boner just watching him play in the game and seeing his incredibly sculpted full round ass. MMMMMmmmmmm!

Chad Pennington
Chad Pennington
Chad Pennington

Oh, and also:

Joey Harrington
Tom Brady
Brady Quinn
Ken Dorsey
Dane Looker
Adam Archuletta
Adam Vinatieri
Matt Leinart
Jeremy Bloom

Tough list to crank out, but I'll give it a go
1.Keith Brooking (ATL,LB): no surprise considering my screen name. It's love not lust (well maybe a little lust)
2-4.Tom Brady, Joey Harrington, and Drew Henson on the same king size in nothing but their socks and cleats. Run that little skit through your mind and see if you don't get woozy.
5.Matt Stewart (ATL, LB): Best part of owning season tickets is getting to watch Matt do pre-game stretches. He's the total package.
6.Brian Finneran (ATL,WR): as hot as Jeri-whatshisname in Tampa but without the messed up grill.
7.Patrick Kerney (ATL): A bigot? Yes. But this pick is all about muscle worship.
8-9.Ty Law (NE, CB), DeAngelo Hall (ATL, CB): I'm a sucker for shut down corners with incredible asses.
10.Mike Alstott (TB, RB): Has a jock in more dire need of a tongue bath than any man in history.

Okay, I know the list favors the falcons. But the best 5-11 team in the NFL is also the hottest.

BB, you're right....The Falcons are the hottest team in the NFL. With that said, here are some on my list in no particular order:

Michael Vick
Patrick Kearney
Brian Finneran
William Green
Adam Vinatieri
Todd Heap
Robert Griffith
Torry Holt

My list is real simple......

Mike Alstott
Mike Alstott
Mike Alstott
Mike Alstott
Mike Alstott
Mike Alstott
Mike Alstott
Mike Alstott
Mike Alstott
Mike Alstott

[ August 24, 2004, 09:26 AM: Message edited by: justinjok ]

Man, you can tell that most of you guys are white, because with only a few exceptions, every athlete y'all named was white -- which is cool, if that's yo' thang.

My Top 10:

1)Torry Holt (NO AZZ in the NFL looks better in millinium gold pants!)
2)Mike Vick
3)Santanna Moss
4)Darren Sharper
5)Terrell Owens
6)Clinton Portis
7)Brian Dawkins
8)David Carr
9)Jamal Lewis
10)Adam Archuletta

Chad Pennington is a cutie--I was at Marshall when he was there

much better looking in person

and no, I don't have any stories, unfortunately

[quote]Lil J
[QUOTE] [/quote]Man, you can tell that most of you guys are white, because with only a few exceptions, every athlete y'all named was white -- which is cool, if that's yo' thang.

Point taken. How's this...

1.Curtis Martin (NJ, RB): Only other player whose jersey I'd wear. Killer Smile.
2.Keyshawn Johnson (DAL, WR): Incredible ass. I'd just need to give his mouth something better to do than talk.
3.Donovan McNabb (PHI, QB): Dude is solid, and those lips kill me every time.
4.Quincy Carter (NJ, QB): Blasphemy coming from a Tech fan, but I wouldn't kick him out of bed (or off my team).
5.Jason Taylor (MIA, LB): Should have been on my last list and every list. He's F@#$% gorgeous.
6.Kellen Winslow (CLE, TE): No shirt, bald head "I'm a F@$%& soldier!." Just shut up, Kellen, you had me at no shirt.
7.Mike Vick (ATL, QB): You just hope he's not fast at everything.
8-9.Michael Jenkins and Dez White(ATL, WR): The team photo I get in the mail every year just keeps getting better.
10.Keith Brooking (ATL, LB): If you turn off the lights, you can pretend he's not white.

Oh my god yes. Seen that Footlocker commercial where he orders the rookie to go out and buy him shoes? Mmmmm....

Jason Taylor...I agree that he should be on everybody's list. His skin is gorgeous.

http://www.west-point.org/family/mem2007/f...album/index.htm

Check this team out.

Ever notice how some guys seem to try a little too hard to look straight and masculine

And others look like they don't have anything to prove because they're comfortable with who and what they are


And others are so hunky it just makes you heartsick that they might be straight


Then some look so stuck on themselves that it really doesn't matter

Maybe I read too much into pictures, but body language speaks pretty loud sometimes. First impressions mean a lot, but getting to know someone beyond that is worth it even if it takes some work.

Just my two-cents for the day.

Now if we could only get a team photo of Air Force we'd be all set.

Here's another good one of Tim Couch -- joshing around with Kenny Peterson. Couch is still trying to make the roster, if his hurt arm heals.

I feel like we already did this thread before....but anyway here are mine in no particular order:

Javon Walker
Darren Sharper
Peerless Price
Travis Taylor
Jason Taylor
Priest Holmes
Dante Hall
Clinton Protis
Kellen Winslow
Santana Moss

I have left out SOOOO many other PHYNE NFL players but this list will do for now....I'll probably add another 10 in a few days, after the Hurrican passes.

Da Kid.

Ram Tough - at work and play

Adam Archuleta just begging for a hug

Tackling Carolina's Deshaun Foster

Hanging out on the corner

Learning to dance with a girl. Doesn't seem very close to her. wink

On top of a pile-up.

Kevin Garrett congratulates Dane Looker

Tight end Eric Jensen

Thanks Sport!! Adam is the hottest player in the NFL in my view!! He went to ASU and I've seen him a few times in Phoenix and one of his cousins is stationed at the base im at. Very cool girl and I got a jersey for free : ) shes a good friend and hope to get the chance to meet Adam sometime soon
Thanks again Sport your the man!!!

That's pretty cool azairforce. If that Jersey has actually been on Archuleta maybe you should frame it, under glass, in a vacuum.

Seriuosly though, he seems like a nice unassuming guy from the interviews I've read.

Despite my little attempt at humor above, maybe he was teaching HER the dance.

Top list of Pro's:

Adam Vinatieri
David Carr
Drew Brees
Kris Brown
Adam Archuleta
Chad Pennington
John Lynch
Dane Looker
Tim Dwight
Joe Jurevicius
Brandon Stokley
Peyton Manning
Eli Manning
Olindo Mare

College Players:

Brady Quinn - Notre Dame
Steve Suter - Maryland
Nick Novak - Maryland
Chris Rix - FSU
Gino Guidugli - Cincinnati
Agim Shabaj - Michigan State
David Anderson - Colorado State
Brodie Croyle - Alabama
Tre Smith - Auburn
Brock Berlin - Miami
Jeremy Bloom - Colorado (Ineligible)

Whoooo, where did RUDI JOHNSON come from! Damn! He is phine.

My ten (in no order--could be 100):

Curtis Martin
Rudi Johnson
Jamal Lewis
Dhani Jones
Clinton Portis
Julius Peppers
Michael Vick
LaDainian Tomlinson
Duce Staley
Willis McGahee

Fantomas, did you see Dhani Jones in the most recent issue of GQ. There is one of him standing in nothing but a small towel. eek!

kurt warner, tom brady, and adam vinatieri.

Yes, yes, yes--I've got those shots--they were even online!

Plus I've met him, and he's even HANDSOMER AND SEXIER IN PERSON!

Some time ago, this photo of him was posted at QB Heaven. QB Heaven has a new site and an old site. I don't know if the pictures from the old site can be found at the new site. I'm sure I've linked to this picture here before. I like this picture so much that I'd like to present it here again.

Brodie Croyle vs. Georgia on October 5, 2002

Online Athens has a giant index of images. The picture of Brodie Croyle, for example, is from this directory. It is my experience that the time you spend there is time well spent. There's no telling what you can find.

[ September 20, 2004, 09:38 AM: Message edited by: twin58 ]

In typical, boneheaded Mike Shula fashion, Brodie Croyle is out for the year with a torn ACL. You have your star player who you HAVE to have, you are up 31-0 on Western Carolina and you still are starting him in the second half.

I'm sorry, but I hate to see any player, no matter from whom they play, get injured due to stupid coaching decisions.

Yeah, torn ACL. A real drag.

About three years ago, there was a QB at Seneca Valley HS in Maryland's Montgomery County. He signed at Maryland, where was going to be the Next Big Thing. Tore an ACL in practice before the season opened. Out for the season. The following year, tore another ACL. Just horrible, as he had enjoyed a terrific HS career. Really too bad.

Here's another pic from the Online Athens index.

Eli Manning meets Georgia #45, September 3, 2002, from this directory.

[ September 20, 2004, 11:26 AM: Message edited by: twin58 ]

What a shame about Brodie : ( hate to see that. Very stupid decision by Shula but not surprising. I dont see him at Alabama much longer
Take care Brodie and get well soon : )

A little of Adam Archuleta goes a long way

It's all about Tom Brady. Luv his Sirius satellite radio commercial...

I'll be his "new favorite receiver".

I can't believe you guys hardly mentioned Michael Vick, Peyton Manning, or Brandon Stokely! Yum, yum, and yum.

Funny you brought up Stokley. I just noticed him about a month ago. That little guy has a serious ass on him! Gets me drooling every time.

Michael Vick...loves to show off his azz with those extra tight pants

Clinton Portis...sexy eyes

Keenan McCardell...sexy body and beautiful azz

Charles Woodson...cutie who loves to get drunk

Tiki Barber...should do a Playgirl centerfold

Dennis Northcutt...little guy with a hard core look about him and a pretty azz

Joey Harrington...real cute eyes and love it when he shows off facial hair

Kellen Winslow Jr...great physique for this soldier

Jerome Bettis...yea he's kind of fat but he has a real cute face and pretty eyes

[ December 28, 2004, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: amazin12 ]