Anyone else think that Roy Oswalt is adorable?
So his hair is thinning, whose isn't? I think he's VERY easy on the eyes.

I do

Yeah he's hair is thining, but it can sometimes be hot, like a balding dude.

Roy's also a big cup wearer

So what's in there? Can't be just a cup....wow.

More than a cup...a pint? a quart?

I imagine big cup = big you know what wink


Soup bowl?

TUREEN???? CAULDRON???? VAT?????

Great butt -- BUT Brad Lidge's is just as fine, and he's cuter.

Granted, Roy Oswalt is a nice piece of eye candy, but he still doesn't compare to my manlust Jim Thome.....It's his ears.....those adorable looking ears....the way they just stick out like a sore thumb......I could suck on them for hours on end.

I would get an instant woodie if the Texas Rangers picked up Jim Thome from the Phillies. Seeing that adorable man (Jim Thome) in my favorite color, blue, would make my day. I'd buy his jersey immediately.

[ October 11, 2005, 11:34 AM: Message edited by: Ken at TexasBulls ]

Don't care about the hair or the eyes (though he does have a little boy cuteness about him).

I'm all about the ass.

Roy has a serious, serious ass on him. That tail gets me going every time I see it.

Here's one of Roy Oswalt, direct from HoustonAstros.com

Link

I'm all about guys with a cute face, and Roy is a definite cutie pie.

[ October 13, 2005, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Ken at TexasBulls ]

Roy could bang me all night long!

He is definitely one of the great looking men in baseball, and that bulge don't hurt none! :-)

He is cute and that ass, mmmmm!!!

Absolutely agree with the comments about Roy Oswalt! Infinitely more appealing than Roger Clemens in the looks department. If my hockey team hadn't been playing on another channel at the same time tonight, I would have watched more of the NLCS game.

Must agree with Bill W's post. Brad Lidge is a honeyboy, too. VERY LICK-ABLE...

Roy Oswalt is definitely hot! I'd like to blow his bubble!

http://www.astrosdaily.com/files/gallery/O...walt_Roy_03.jpg

Roy's pitching tonight in his away grey pants. That ass is going to be on full display.

What a tail on that little guy.

So the FOX director hates us. Virtually every close frontal shot of Oswalt last night was from the waist up or the letters up, even when he was walking off the field. Yes, I tend to notice these things. I'll get a life soon, I swear.

Roy showing some tummy at practice...

That picture makes me wonder more than any other.....What is the attraction??!!

Eddiecat, I can't say what makes Roy attractive to us Oswalt-lovers but I just can't deny that I think he is attractive! I guess this is one of those weird things that causes you to mumble under your breath "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" or some such thing...

Although I must admit the nose has something to do with it for me, as well as his amazing butt. wink

I'm inclined to believe you all are interested in his butt.

that is true. we are all interested in his butt.

However... more than a handful of people have mentioned the impressive mound in the front of his pants. I'm sure that has something to do with the fascination too.

But for me... what attracts me to him the most is about his demeanor on the mound... (the pitching mound.. not the mound in his pants) he is from a small town in the south and he acts it. he acts like a plain spoken sporty jock. and I for one find that to be highly attractive.

The butt and the bulge are hot - but I think he has a nice grill, too.

I'm on of those interested in Roy Oswalt's bulge, but only because I'm a bulge fetishist It has nothing to do with size, or anything like that.

But I also think ROy is HOT, I'd think so the same even w/out the bulge. Now what makes him, hot? Well I can't quite put it into words, he's jus HOT!

OK, don't throw things at me, but I have to say Roy Oswalt's butt looks a bit like a girl's. It's shaped in that pear shaped way. [[batboy ducks from flying shoes everywhere!]] I have to say I like more the perky butts like Brad Lidge's where it's really high up and rounded.

Despite this, I do admire his bulge and enjoy watching him pitch because of that.

Also, I find Roy somewhat attractive with his messed up hair. Who knew he had such a cute boyish hairstyle under that cap. (He's on the right for those who don't recognize him.)

Did anyone see him on Letterman last night doing the Top 10? He was so cute.

Isn't that Adam Everett in that picture. I don't think that's Oswalt.

Roy's face looks a little weather beaten to me.

Maybe I could give him a facial....

I want one!!!

All cleaned up