ColoradoSprtsnut
Nov 9 2004, 11:06 AM
Good Lord!
He has a huge package!
Is that really all him or does he tuck his towel in there???
kalabro
Nov 9 2004, 01:57 PM
Heh, I think that's all him.
Terry in Oaktown
Nov 9 2004, 06:05 PM
I love bulging speedos on a good-looking stud as much as the next gay guy but I'm wondering if the FCC will force NBC to "limit" this guy's exposure. I mean, come on, there's a package and then there's a PACKAGE! I wouldn't be surprised if they try to use different camera angles on him in the future. Or worse yet, make male divers wear suits similair to what swimmers are wearing (darn!). If NBC shows any future competitions with this babe, I wouldn't be surprised if they try to angle the camera differently as to not show so much of his profile. I mean, we're talking about a network that practically showed womens beach volleyball 24/7. It goes to prove that the network, despite its Will & Grace audience, is still run by straight, up-tight, white guys.
kalabro
Nov 10 2004, 05:38 AM
That would indeed be very depressing if they limited the exposure of a guy's package. I mean, really. And by '08, Despatie's gonna be, what, 23? I imagine he'll be even hotter then. Between him and Marian Dragulescu, I really enjoyed the '04 Olympics (except for their nearly constant coverage of beach volleyball).
bobby78751
Nov 10 2004, 07:37 AM
QUOTE
Terry in Oaktown:
I wouldn't be surprised if they try to use different camera angles on him in the future.
The beauty of a dive is in the artistic twists and turns of the diver's body and the attempt at a splashless break into the water. There is no way they can avoid showing the package no matter what camera angle they use. There will always be the side camera to follow the diver into the water, so, the buldge shot will always be there--no getting around it.

Speaking of big buldges, damn, I wish Chipper Jones would become a diver.
sportinlife
Nov 10 2004, 07:57 AM
Maybe we should wage a campaign to protect the Despatie package from underexposure. We could call it the
The Battle of the Bulge and that pic could be on our standard as we go to war. :cool:
Mahaney
Nov 10 2004, 08:29 AM
QUOTE
Terry in Oaktown:
but I'm wondering if the FCC will force NBC to \"limit\" this guy's exposure. I mean, come on, there's a package and then there's a PACKAGE!
I bet they are moving so fast that you can't tell and when they are standing around they will avoid it. A quick camera and you have the basket shot...and what a shot it is
batboy
Nov 10 2004, 12:33 PM
I think that the dive goes so fast, that even the viewers can't appreciate Alex's PACKAGE. (I vote that whenever we refer to Despatie's PACKAGE, that it should always be uppercase. wink ) But I agree with some that NBC or others may limit the angles when showing Alex prior to his jump and when he comes out of the water. Even straight on shots make that bulge look yummy, but I recall in some of the NBC coverage they always tended to do close face shots of Alex while on other swimmers they would do a wide shot that would show the whole body and swimsuit. But whenever Alex came on, it was always a close head shot or torso shot, but only passing glimpse of him full body from waist down. Sigh.
Cyd at Outsports
Nov 10 2004, 12:45 PM
I was flipping through some of our photo galleries today and was reminded of our Gay Games galleries with tons of great shots of swimmers:
Swimmers, Speedos and more - oh my!
sterlingman
Nov 10 2004, 01:03 PM
I'm not that into swimmers, too lean/skinny, but this Alex sports a great bulge.
www.AlexandreDespatie.ca [ November 10, 2004, 12:10 PM: Message edited by: sterlingman ]
PatSanFran
Nov 10 2004, 01:43 PM
QUOTE
batboy:
But I agree with some that NBC or others may limit the angles when showing Alex prior to his jump and when he comes out of the water.
... But whenever Alex came on, it was always a close head shot or torso shot, but only passing glimpse of him full body from waist down. Sigh.
Kinda makes you want to be a fly on the wall in the satellite truck outside in the parking lot during a diving contest in which Alexadre participates. I'd love to hear the conversations between the director and the cameramen.
Director: "PAN UP! PAN UP! You're pointing the camera too low! Remember: only shoot from the navel and above when that Candadian kid is on the board!"
They might request that he only wear black Speedos which "hide" the bulge more. Geez, I'm gonna shut up now so that I don't give the FCC any ideas!
sterlingman
Nov 10 2004, 01:56 PM
QUOTE
PatSanFran:
QUOTE
batboy:
But I agree with some that NBC or others may limit the angles when showing Alex prior to his jump and when he comes out of the water.
... But whenever Alex came on, it was always a close head shot or torso shot, but only passing glimpse of him full body from waist down. Sigh.
Kinda makes you want to be a fly on the wall in the satellite truck outside in the parking lot during a diving contest in which Alexadre participates. I'd love to hear the conversations between the director and the cameramen.
Director: \"PAN UP! PAN UP! You're pointing the camera too low! Remember: only shoot from the navel and above when that Candadian kid is on the board!\"
They might request that he only wear black Speedos which \"hide\" the bulge more. Geez, I'm gonna shut up now so that I don't give the FCC any ideas!
Why do TV people do this?
What's so "naughty" (for lack of a better word) in showing a well equipted man's bulge?
Could it be that deep - VERRY deep - down the men running the coverage don't want women to see a man that's bigger? Something about being insecured about one's own size?
dcbulgefreak
Nov 10 2004, 02:42 PM
camera people do not hesitate to show a breasty woman. why there is a double standard here for
guys? ;-)
bobby78751
Nov 10 2004, 02:49 PM
QUOTE
dcbulgefreak:
camera people do not hesitate to show a breasty woman. why there is a double standard here for
guys? ;-)
There aren't a lot of breasty women in athletics...I don't remember many...but then again, why would I? Breasty...what a funny word!
PatSanFran
Nov 10 2004, 03:23 PM
QUOTE
sterlingman:
What's so \"naughty\" (for lack of a better word) in showing a well equipted man's bulge?
Could it be that deep - VERRY deep - down the men running the coverage don't want women to see a man that's bigger? Something about being insecured about one's own size?
Not to get too far off topic, but I've heard this is the real reason for the lack of male frontal nudity in films, that too many actors are insecure about their size.
PatSanFran
Nov 10 2004, 03:25 PM
QUOTE
dcbulgefreak:
camera people do not hesitate to show a breasty woman. why there is a double standard here for
guys? ;-)
Probably because most television producers, directors, and cameramen are male.
kalabro
Nov 10 2004, 04:54 PM
The Bulge The Networks Won't Show...Ok, I have such a ridiculous crush on this guy. Then again, I had a crush on Greg Louganis waaaaaay back in the day. Unfortunately, Despaties claims to have a girlfriend. Dammit.
sterlingman
Nov 10 2004, 05:18 PM
QUOTE
PatSanFran:
QUOTE
sterlingman:
What's so \"naughty\" (for lack of a better word) in showing a well equipted man's bulge?
Could it be that deep - VERRY deep - down the men running the coverage don't want women to see a man that's bigger? Something about being insecured about one's own size?
Not to get too far off topic, but I've heard this is the real reason for the lack of male frontal nudity in films, that too many actors are insecure about their size.
Oh yeah, no doubt that's the reason. They don't even do bulge shots... like in underwear and other tight clothing.
Speaking of bulges...
sterlingman
Nov 10 2004, 05:21 PM
QUOTE
Excellent "profile" view of Alex's bulge
[ November 10, 2004, 04:25 PM: Message edited by: sterlingman ]
Okshyboi
Nov 10 2004, 05:26 PM
To Quote Eulalie McKechnie Shinn -
BALSAC !!!!!!!!!!
Terry in Oaktown
Nov 10 2004, 05:34 PM
A lot of great points guys. I think overall though that when it comes to appreciating a man's package, it really is more a gay male preference than straight woman preference. Most straight women are more interested in the rear shots, not that there's anything wrong with that either! I think someone pointed out that perhaps we shouldn't give the network any indication that we notice the bulge or give them any ideas on how to shoot this babe. I agree. Knowing these buffoons they're just gonna show more womens beach volleyball. As far as I'm concerned, I don't "see" a thing, do any of you?
batboy
Nov 10 2004, 05:34 PM
Not to make Alex one-dimensional, I offer up the view that he's also very charming! NBC did a profile feature on him and he was so laid back and relaxed when talking (and he didn't have a high-pitched squeaky voice) that made him even more adorable. It's no wonder that the INternational World swimming competition in Montreal next summer has announced that Alex will be the swimming event's official spokesperson. I hope he goes around making personal appearances to drum up interest in the 2005 event. I'd jump on a plane to Montreal anytime to see him in a speedo.
OK, back to the talk about his bulge.
[ November 10, 2004, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: batboy ]
sportinlife
Nov 10 2004, 07:49 PM
kalabro
Nov 10 2004, 10:17 PM
More Despatie goodness...
Blue BulgesI think he dresses leftI shan't comment on the things I'd like to do with/to him...
shore
Nov 10 2004, 10:35 PM
he is too adorable. what are his stats? how tall? it will help put the other...,measurements into perspective.
kalabro
Nov 10 2004, 10:42 PM
He's 5'7" and about 130-160lbs
shore
Nov 10 2004, 10:53 PM
okay, I can handle 5'7", but 130 vs 160 is a big differnce on that frame.
PatSanFran
Nov 10 2004, 11:47 PM
QUOTE
shore:
okay, I can handle 5'7\", but 130 vs 160 is a big differnce on that frame.
Well, take into consideration that at least 10 pounds of that is bulge.
batboy
Nov 11 2004, 01:03 AM
QUOTE
WHAT? That's not a photo of Alex! He's 5'7" but he's not that small! The guy in the arms of Tony Ally is the young Kuala Lumpur diver who's 15 or something. He was the youngest competitor at the Olympics in diving. It says a lot that Alex is inspired by the success of a young swimmer to feature him in his "memorable moments" section. That just makes him even more adorable!
sportinlife
Nov 11 2004, 05:16 AM
QUOTE
batboy:
QUOTE
WHAT? That's not a photo of Alex! He's 5'7\" but he's not that small! The guy in the arms of Tony Ally is the young Kuala Lumpur diver who's 15 or something. He was the youngest competitor at the Olympics in diving. It says a lot that Alex is inspired by the success of a young swimmer to feature him in his \"memorable moments\" section. That just makes him even more adorable! [/QB]
He was only thirteen when he won the competition (may have to copy/paste url into address)
I know it's hard to recognize him because THE BULGE is snuggled up to Ally's right nipple.
The mere thought of that gives me shivers. eek!
kalabro
Nov 11 2004, 10:10 AM
QUOTE
okay, I can handle 5'7\", but 130 vs 160 is a big differnce on that frame.
Well, if you look at him (besides the bulge in his Speedos), you might notice that he has some pretty big thighs. I don't think it's inconceivable that a guy who is 5'7 (though the Athens2004 site has him at 5'6") can carry 160lbs of mostly muscle. After all, look at bodybuilders, many of whom are not over 5'8"--they're friggin'
yooge!
batboy
Nov 11 2004, 10:12 AM
QUOTE
sportinlife:
QUOTE
batboy:
QUOTE
WHAT? That's not a photo of Alex! He's 5'7\" but he's not that small! The guy in the arms of Tony Ally is the young Kuala Lumpur diver who's 15 or something. He was the youngest competitor at the Olympics in diving. It says a lot that Alex is inspired by the success of a young swimmer to feature him in his \"memorable moments\" section. That just makes him even more adorable!
He was only thirteen when he won the competition (may have to copy/paste url into address)
I know it's hard to recognize him because THE BULGE is snuggled up to Ally's right nipple.
The mere thought of that gives me shivers. eek! [/QB]
OK, my bad. In that photo he really looks like that Malaysian kid who was competing in the Olympics.
For me, I likes me Alex all grown up and big. I don't need to go back to his childhood days to see his developing days.
ColoradoSprtsnut
Nov 11 2004, 10:46 AM
So do you think he is really big...or is it a small bikini???
and then it begs the question...is it the balls or the penis that is big???
sterlingman
Nov 11 2004, 11:11 AM
QUOTE
ColoradoSprtsnut:
So do you think he is really big...or is it a small bikini???
and then it begs the question...is it the balls or the penis that is big???
I've thought about the latter question befor...
Alex's bulge reminds me of
Tommy Rowlands' bulge. Both a big, but what reminds of of it is that, like Tommy's bulge (espcially in that Buckeyes' silve singlet), Alex's looks like it a big balls - as in BULL balls - bulge.
kalabro
Nov 11 2004, 11:56 AM
I think Alexandre has some girth to him.
Lord, now I'm all hot and bothered...
gmginsfo
Nov 11 2004, 12:33 PM
QUOTE
sterlingman:
Could it be that deep - VERRY deep - down the men running the coverage don't want women to see a man that's bigger? Something about being insecured about one's own size?
LOL, SM! They've yet to build the jockstrap that can secure this guy's
grande choux!
ColoradoSprtsnut
Nov 11 2004, 03:43 PM
QUOTE
gmginsfo:
QUOTE
sterlingman:
Could it be that deep - VERRY deep - down the men running the coverage don't want women to see a man that's bigger? Something about being insecured about one's own size?
LOL, SM! They've yet to build the jockstrap that can secure this guy's
grande choux!
Oh and if they did make a Strap big enough I would love to have it!
Jockstraps are my favorite....I have always wanted to get my hands on a Pro Athletes jock strap!
I wonder why you never have heard of someone owning someones old strap?????
Maybe that is a new topic for us all????
PatSanFran
Nov 29 2004, 07:53 PM
I've really fallen for Alexandre DeSpatie since seeing him in the Olympics. I'm always on the lookout for cool pics of him, and found a new favorite. This one doesn't show his bulge as well as others, but it's a hot pic.
Alexandre and Hunky Friend
bobby78751
Feb 7 2005, 10:56 AM
sportinlife
Mar 4 2005, 10:03 AM
calguysd
Mar 4 2005, 06:09 PM
PatSanFran
Mar 4 2005, 10:21 PM
QUOTE
sportinlife:
haven't seen these of despatie before
meaty Thank you for this one. Seen the others, but not this one. He's so beautiful. Alex is a god.
deconstruction
Mar 5 2005, 07:29 AM
I just keep on hoping for a 'wardrobe malfunction'...
PatSanFran
May 31 2005, 09:36 PM
Raffle Prize Winner?? I'd be smiling, too!
illini n milwaukee
Jul 10 2005, 06:08 PM
azairforce
Jul 10 2005, 07:09 PM
Thanks Illini!!
Very nice pics
sportinlife
Jul 11 2005, 06:31 AM
QUOTE
Well I'm not shy about bulge analysis (though it isn't always the first thing I notice about a guy) and I say that one is no trick of the lighting. What first caught my eye, after that kind and gentle expression on his face, is the way his right pec bulges from the arm angle. Ooh!
Bill W
Jul 13 2005, 07:53 AM
QUOTE
J1780:
Class and honor are sexy, and what Michael Phelps did puts him in a class by himself... We should all be proud of him.
While that was posted before Phelps' DUI bust, this
thoroughly unsubstantiated item (which I utterly believe) from last fall solidified my suspicion that MP is just another jock-thug ass****:
QUOTE
Michael Phelps, the cocky olympic swimmer, was at suede tuesday night, i was washing my hands next to him, and the guy on the other side asked him how many girls he had \"done\" while in greece. He responded with a confident \"7 man, and they were all hot.\" he looked nasty.
rickinto
Jul 13 2005, 09:28 AM
I never found Phelps to be hot, in the least.....
boomer400
Jul 13 2005, 11:01 AM
I don't really think that hooking up with hot girls throwing themselves on you makes someone a thug.
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