Does Clinton Portis fantasize about becoming another Flip Wilson or does he actually fantasize about dressing in drag? Every week I see new pics of him donning a wig and looking rather effeminate for the media.

I actually think Clinton is quite sexy and to be honest he's turning me on more and more when he dresses up in these wild outfits for the media.

Someone should ask Clinton how he would feel about having a gay teammate while he is dressed in one of his drag outfits. I would love to hear his response.

He's a fun guy.

I saw a bit on him during tonight's Eagles/Redskins game. Great outfits, lol. Maybe he thinks he's the football version of Dennis Rodman. Asking him gay teammate questions while he's dressed up is great idea.

Maybe he's just taking notes from the Ricky Williams playbook. Ever since he posed in a wedding dress on a magazine cover it's been open season for football players to try to out-crazy him.

And those running backs take more hits than anyone in the game so you wont find anyone more touched in the head (as my mom would say) anywhere in the league.

Maybe he aspires to be a tight end or a wide receiver.

He could even get a starring role on "Noah's Arc." Portis is thick and VERY cute! (And when he was on "America's Next Top Model" a few seasons ago, he looked like he was interested in joining the girls, not doing them!)