Capital One has just announced that it will be granting one lucky gay fan an opportunity to meet their favorite NFL team in a way never before attempted. A Weekend Locker Room Orgy.

The chosen winner gets to pick one NFL team to meet him in the teams locker room at 10pm Friday night and direct the orgy until noon Sunday.

To win, describe in 250 words or less why you should be chosen as the winner. Please be sure to include the team, specific players, positions, plays and anything that would set you apart.

Good Luck!

Wow Maddog! What have you been smoking?! wink

Let's just say Saturday NFL Football puts me in a mood.

I'd choose the Green Bay Packers. They certainly have the most inviting NAME!!!

Gee, that's atough choice. I suppose Ram, Packer, and Vikings are my choice because they got beefy linemen I like submissive big guys.

Baseball Bob, thank you, thank you, for the burst out loud laughing morning guffaw. Too damn funny!!! eek!