sterlingman
May 16 2005, 02:07 PM
I was reading here at Outsports that to some Thome is known as the "Anaconda"
Could Roy Oswalt be not far behind?
Front side viewProfile/side view - wow! (Danm watermark!)
Side view (talking with ump)
Haning' down his right legGreat front viewAbout to throw ball - really bulgingJust like how his thigh looks here :-)
In jeans - no bulge, just niceProfile/side view - talking to Raul ChavezBTW if anybody has that picture of Jim Thome laying on the ground, trainer working on his leg - super cup bulge rising out of Thome's crotch, can you please post it...if available?
Thanks!
dfwAggie99
May 16 2005, 02:23 PM
OH MY!!! eek!
footballfan32
May 16 2005, 04:34 PM
I've always been a fan of Oswalt. Not because of his bulge, but because of his ass. He's got a hell of a tail on him.
I think that bulge could be misleading. He's a short, tiny guy, and it seems as if that bulge is just his cup that's riding up.
sterlingman
May 16 2005, 07:13 PM
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footballfan32:
I think that bulge could be misleading. He's a short, tiny guy, and it seems as if that bulge is just his cup that's riding up.
I'm not sure that's the case.
Roy wears some, relatively speaking, tight pants and the compression shorts must keep the cup somewhat in place.
I say that cup is protecting something Jim Thome-like in there
Joe in Philly
May 16 2005, 08:38 PM
There are misleading bulges, but I'm not sure that's one. I've noticed his tight pants before. wink The Astros come here for 3 starting Labor Day. I'll have to see if he pitches one of the 3 games and if so, try and get a ticket near the Astros dugout.
batboy
May 16 2005, 09:01 PM
Sterlingman, who's your daddy? Uploaded the pic you're talking about onto my Yahoo photo folder. You can see it there. You can thank me later. wink
Jim Thome, the original anaconda
MIB
May 16 2005, 10:12 PM
QUOTE
sterlingman:
Side view (talking with ump)
For a minute there I had hoped that was our Ump, but I don't think that pic's him.
John King
May 17 2005, 03:56 AM
Nice package. I need to start watching the Astros. He gives Javy Vasquez a run for his money.
jeffrey3410
May 17 2005, 07:42 AM
slap slap...
how about
Mark Mulder and
again [ May 17, 2005, 07:44 AM: Message edited by: jeffrey3410 ]
sterlingman
May 17 2005, 09:28 AM
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Joe in Philly:
The Astros come here for 3 starting Labor Day. I'll have to see if he pitches one of the 3 games and if so, try and get a ticket near the Astros dugout.
Nice!
Post your findings JIP
QUOTE
batboy:
Sterlingman, who's your daddy? Uploaded the pic you're talking about onto my Yahoo photo folder. You can see it there. You can thank me later. wink
Jim Thome, the original anaconda 'Tek?
(I wish!)
That's the picture alright!
Thanks daddy-o wink
QUOTE
jeffrey3410:
slap slap...
how about
Mark Mulder and
again Hmmm I don't know, but I think that one might be one of them misleading bulges, but Mark is a stud nonetheless.
GymTiger
May 17 2005, 05:37 PM
Damn, Jim Thome has Beefy Everything! YUM!
smalltownboy
May 17 2005, 06:06 PM
QUOTE
Joe in Philly:
There are misleading bulges, but I'm not sure that's one. I've noticed his tight pants before. wink The Astros come here for 3 starting Labor Day. I'll have to see if he pitches one of the 3 games and if so, try and get a ticket near the Astros dugout.
I'd rather spend my time watching Ausmus' ass.
NJ
Explorersea
May 17 2005, 07:05 PM
You guys hit it on the mark,,,,Jim Thome is the king of bulgin,,,,love to sniff that cup after a long game!! Any other cup lovers out there?
illini n milwaukee
May 17 2005, 07:56 PM
Nathan, may I join you?
I'd prefer to go when Andy Pettitte is pitching too.
Now if we can just get those 2, Mark Prior and Toby Hall on a team, that team would kick ass... wink
sterlingman
May 17 2005, 09:04 PM
A slim Jim Thome (from his days with the Indians) looking as hot as he wants to me.
The cup reminds the same though - big:
picture
Explorersea
May 20 2005, 09:22 AM
thanks Sterlingman for the awesome pic! I'd like to be the sports therapist in that photo,,,,and Jim's equipment boy after the game
sterlingman
May 20 2005, 10:22 AM
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Explorersea:
thanks Sterlingman for the awesome pic! I'd like to be the sports therapist in that photo,,,,and Jim's equipment boy after the game
You're welcome Explorersea
bobby78751
May 20 2005, 03:23 PM
I watched Roy pitch many games at Double-A Round Rock (they are now Triple-A) and his buldge was never an issue when he was there. Hummm...
Explorersea
Jun 4 2005, 07:38 AM
any idea what brand/style of jock and cup Jim Thome wears?
batboy
Jun 5 2005, 04:37 PM
Sterlingman, I was trying to organize my computer image files this weekend and came upon this photo that I thought you might like.
Roy vying for title of the next Anaconda
footballfan32
Jun 7 2005, 09:24 PM
Oswalt pitched tonight for the Astros.
In the away gray pants.
I wooded up instantly.
Lord, what an ASS!!!!
mets57
Jun 7 2005, 11:09 PM
yeah, he's a f**kin' ass****.
chazaq78
Jun 7 2005, 11:32 PM
footballfan32
Jun 8 2005, 07:12 PM
QUOTE
yeah, he's a f**kin' ass****.
Yeah, I guess he was wrong for that jacked up pitch, but quite honestly, I was too busy drooling over his butt to notice the pitch. eek!
sterlingman
Jun 8 2005, 10:14 PM
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batboy:
Sterlingman, I was trying to organize my computer image files this weekend and came upon this photo that I thought you might like.
Roy vying for title of the next Anaconda You bet I like it, no -- LOVE it, batboy! Thanks for posting it
He's for sure the next Anaconda in baseball.
bear321
Jun 13 2005, 08:26 AM
Okay, so we know they all wear a cup right?? Could this just be the cup pushing out and causing it to look like a huge bulge?
Has anyone here ever worn a cup before? I haven't. I guess you would need something behind that cup to push it out that far. Hmmmmm.... Are cups made in different sizes?
[ June 13, 2005, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: gadbearr ]
sterlingman
Jun 13 2005, 12:42 PM
QUOTE
gadbearr:
Okay, so we know they all wear a cup right?? Could this just be the cup pushing out and causing it to look like a huge bulge?
Has anyone here ever worn a cup before? I haven't. I guess you would need something behind that cup to push it out that far. Hmmmmm.... Are cups made in different sizes?
I think the compression shorts/jockstrap would keep the cup from bulging out. Now shifting to the sides yeah, but I don't think bulging out.
I haven't worn a cup either, but do know that they come in different sizes -- just like what they are protecting
JeffWa
Jun 14 2005, 08:31 AM
actually the compression shorts and jockstrap dont do much in the way of "holding in the bulge" hehe I have worn many cups having played alot of baseball and still wear them occasionally when playing softball. The cup does cause the bulge to a point. There are different sizes and shapes of cups. the tighter the pants the more of a bulge. Also depends on how the person packs it into the cup...also not every player is going to wear a cup. some just dont. Outfielders tend not to wear cups. and the "bigger" you are the more uncomfortable cups are to wear.
sterlingman
Jun 15 2005, 08:10 PM
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JeffWa:
actually the compression shorts and jockstrap dont do much in the way of \"holding in the bulge\" hehe I have worn many cups having played alot of baseball and still wear them occasionally when playing softball. The cup does cause the bulge to a point. There are different sizes and shapes of cups. the tighter the pants the more of a bulge. Also depends on how the person packs it into the cup...also not every player is going to wear a cup. some just dont. Outfielders tend not to wear cups. and the \"bigger\" you are the more uncomfortable cups are to wear.
No I meant that the compression shorts/jockstrap would keep the cup next to the skin, without any space between the body and cup, and so what's causing the bulge is the cup being big - protecting something big.
I guess at the distance outfielders are from the batter, the ball is traveling slower (unlike the speedo of it in the infield) and that's the reason they don't wears cups.
JeffWa
Jun 16 2005, 09:27 AM
The compression shorts hold the cup closer to the skin. However it doesnt keep it in place. The cup tends to slide around or move on you. I jock strap is better but same thing. They can move around some still though as your legs move. They are fairly un comfortable to wear for long periods of time. Like a weekend tournament.
sterlingman
Jun 16 2005, 01:23 PM
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JeffWa:
The compression shorts hold the cup closer to the skin. However it doesnt keep it in place. The cup tends to slide around or move on you. I jock strap is better but same thing. They can move around some still though as your legs move. They are fairly un comfortable to wear for long periods of time. Like a weekend tournament.
But the cup doesn't move or slide up - away from the body, right? As a prevous poster thought. That's what I meant by the compression shorts/jockstrap keeping the cup close to the body...
So you have a softball tournament this weekend? Good luck!
JeffWa
Jun 16 2005, 02:03 PM
actually no softball for me this weekend. The gay league ended last sunday for us. We won our division so will be heading to San Diego in August for the world series. Our straight league started last week but it is all weekday games.
Cups in compression shorts or jockstraps dont move up away from the body they tend to be pulled more toward the legs either getting pulled down between some or pushed out as someone runs. thier hard plastic so they are not real flexible with the movement of the body.
sterlingman
Jun 16 2005, 03:19 PM
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JeffWa:
actually no softball for me this weekend. The gay league ended last sunday for us. We won our division so will be heading to San Diego in August for the world series. Our straight league started last week but it is all weekday games.
Cups in compression shorts or jockstraps dont move up away from the body they tend to be pulled more toward the legs either getting pulled down between some or pushed out as someone runs. thier hard plastic so they are not real flexible with the movement of the body.
Let us know you did in the World Series!
That's what I thought. That the cup Roy is wearing isn't pulled away from his body, as the poster thought, but is big and that's what's causing the big bulge. As in the future Jim "Anaconda" Thome
JeffWa
Jun 17 2005, 09:37 AM
Will defenitly let everyone know how we do in the series in San diego. any one else's teams qualified to go? Will also keep you updated on how we are doing in the straight league that we play in. we usually beat up on them pretty good.
Explorersea
Jun 18 2005, 09:59 AM
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JeffWa:
Will defenitly let everyone know how we do in the series in San diego. any one else's teams qualified to go? Will also keep you updated on how we are doing in the straight league that we play in. we usually beat up on them pretty good.
Other guys still wear jocks n cups also? BIKE'd in WA state here.
footballfan32
Jun 18 2005, 03:57 PM
Astros are playing ROyals tonight in Kansas City. Roy Oswalt is on the mound. I don't give a shit about his cup, but I WILL be staring at that nice ass of his. eek!
Explorersea
Jul 5 2005, 03:47 PM
wathed KC last night, I was watchin the nice butts and cup bulges!
rabamafan
Jul 6 2005, 08:29 AM
Long Course speed skater' spandex shows the most package. Check out Erik Heiden from the 1980 Winter Olympic Games. This proves that all men are NOT created equally.
rabamafan
Jul 6 2005, 08:33 AM
Greg Louganis (diver) and Matt Biondi (Italian-American) swimmer fill out their Speedos quite nicely.
footballfan32
Jul 6 2005, 08:43 PM
It's official: Roy just took the final NL spot.
That ass will be on full display!!!
baseball bob
Jul 7 2005, 12:24 AM
Not only that ass, but also that marvelous bulge.
Explorersea
Jul 17 2005, 08:21 AM
QUOTE
baseball bob:
Not only that ass, but also that marvelous bulge.
Anyone else check for ass straps sightings also??
Dweebisis
Oct 20 2005, 05:20 PM
Roy Oswalt?????
I don't like to say anyone is ugly...but he's well, ugly.
shep71
Oct 21 2005, 10:35 AM
QUOTE
Dweebisis:
Roy Oswalt?????
I don't like to say anyone is ugly...but he's well, ugly.
Whatch you talkin' bout Willis?
BPT-336
Oct 21 2005, 11:39 AM
QUOTE
shep71:
Whatch you talkin' bout Willis?
Shep, leave Dontrelle out of this..... wink
shep71
Oct 21 2005, 12:20 PM
Nice...BPT! Got a good laugh out of me on this late Friday.
J eddie
Oct 21 2005, 01:53 PM
[ October 21, 2005, 02:24 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
softballstud
Oct 21 2005, 02:14 PM
I would have to disagree, but to each his own.
I think RO is lean, masculine and sexy. And not because he has a big wang, I'm not a size queen. :-)
JR in TX
Oct 21 2005, 08:53 PM
I had to laugh at today's Chronicle which has an article about Roy being the
Sexiest Man Alive! One of the photos caught him stretched out fully while throwing, making his ass look about the size of the Moon. In a good way.
Sorry, couldn't find the photo online!
PatSanFran
Oct 24 2005, 10:35 PM
Wrong city but is this
Roy's jockstrap? Size looks about right.
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