hockeyTom
Aug 10 2005, 10:13 AM
Okay guys, whike watching Dent and Kieffer warm up, I thought to myself, Kiefer definitely has a nice bubble butt. Who else has a nice tennis ass? Nominate your pics here! I also nominate Roddick and will add updates as I notice more players coming up. Should be a great day In Montreal, assuming the rain stays away.
mdterp01
Aug 10 2005, 10:22 AM
wow....best ass?? Thats tough. James Blake, Rafael Nadal, and Andy Roddick have great asses and I don't think I can pick whose is best cuz I love them all. James' really sticks out his legs aren't that thick. He's got a hell of an ass. Andy has the type of body I prefer the most, not all muscular but swimmer's build and Andy's got some great cheek action goin on. Rafael Nadal has a great body and his ass fits him and is very nice. I can't pick just one. Uhh...I can't wait til the Open in a few weeks. I will be scoping those 3 out on the practice courts lookin for some booty action.
playerten73
Aug 10 2005, 11:26 AM
From tennis past, the best asses were:
1. Thomas Muster
2. Stefan Edberg
3. Alex Corretja
Currently:
1. Nicolas Kiefer
2. Nicolas Lapentti
3. Thomas Johannson/Guillermo Canas/Richard Gasquet
Gaga4Gaby
Aug 10 2005, 11:46 AM
I'd say Hewitt or Coria take the honors for tennis's top ass.
[ August 10, 2005, 11:47 AM: Message edited by: Gaga4Gaby ]
Good Hands
Aug 10 2005, 11:48 AM
From tennis past:
1. Pat Cash
2. Pat Cash (have to include both cheeks

)
3. Thomas Muster
Can't think anymore about today's players, for some reason. wink
shep71
Aug 10 2005, 02:00 PM
Rainer Schuttler's got a nice be-hind. Fernando Gonzalez has a greta lower half too.
There was a picture of Muster floating around where he was changing shorts on court, and all he had on was a jock. That was alright.
HotlantaTarheel
Aug 10 2005, 02:03 PM
1. Kiefer, Kiefer and Kiefer
2. Nadal
3. Roddick
mattkorey
Aug 10 2005, 02:58 PM
Past = Muster
Present = Canas (though I guess he might be past as of now)
hockeyTom
Aug 10 2005, 04:17 PM
So far seeing alot of Kieffers, some Roddicks and some Musters... I agree....lots of nice tennis butts out there.
batboy
Aug 10 2005, 04:19 PM
From the past don't forget Jim Courier!
In the present, I would still say any of the Latin hunks!
sportinlife
Aug 10 2005, 05:13 PM
J eddie
Aug 10 2005, 06:24 PM
QUOTE
I'd like to be attached to those thighs!!!
[ August 10, 2005, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
Puddy
Aug 10 2005, 09:33 PM
While I was looking for some Kiefer shots I found
this. Nice!!!
Here's
Kiefer. And finally, not an ass shot but still pretty
nice! Mmmm, kiwi!
[ August 10, 2005, 09:34 PM: Message edited by: Puddy ]
mdterp01
Aug 10 2005, 10:12 PM
Puddy....Gonzalez and Massu live together in Chile. Cliff Drysdale made a statement during the Wimbledon quarters in which he said "I'm shocked that Massu and Gonzalez share an apartment together in Santiago, Chile. They both are millionaires". They are among the usual suspects I constantly hear about in tennis as being familia.
kick
Aug 11 2005, 02:52 AM
My argument against assuming young cohabitating men are gay is simply: How much time do either spend in the apartment in Santiago- how often on an 11-month world-wide tour are they spending at home? Not exactly a bunch of major tourneys played in Chile.
hockeyTom
Aug 11 2005, 06:07 AM
Puddy great shots! Thank you sir. Kieffer is so hot. Get me a fire extinguisher please! eek!
Gaga4Gaby
Aug 11 2005, 06:14 AM
Kiefer looks like Bud Bundy to me. Go figure. wink
js1metsfan
Aug 11 2005, 08:24 AM
QUOTE
Gaga4Gaby:
Kiefer looks like Bud Bundy to me. Go figure. wink
It's funny, I just looked at the picture and was thinking the same thing!
Josh
Gaga4Gaby
Aug 11 2005, 09:56 AM
I always meant to send that into Jon Wertheim for the long lost siblings, but I've sent him displeased emails a couple of times for his dislike of Sabatini and I think he's got me on some kind of crazy person list and blocks my emails. wink
firedrake
Aug 11 2005, 10:27 AM
Blake's is sure prominent isn't it? But where do you start in this topic....Safin, Moya, Haas. I've also got a real thing for Olivier Rochus - sweet looking guy with a quality rear!
John King
Aug 11 2005, 12:46 PM
James Blake and Andy Roddick. Nadal is a close second.
DestinyRules
Aug 11 2005, 01:13 PM
QUOTE
shep71:
Rainer Schuttler's got a nice be-hind.
I've got a pick of him getting massaged
au naturel. wink
shore
Aug 11 2005, 03:00 PM
DestinyChildRules, you've got to share that picture. Please.
Adam
Aug 11 2005, 05:19 PM
In the classics division, John Newcombe and Bjorn Borg both had rather nice backsides and in the more recent years, Corretja, Todd Martin, and Mark Phillop. all take nice rear photos.
~Adam
[ August 11, 2005, 05:20 PM: Message edited by: Adam ]
Puddy
Aug 11 2005, 11:21 PM
More Kiefer! Here's some Robredo. Here's a vey lucky physical trainer.
And
here is an entire group dedicated to Andy Roddick's butt. So enjoy!
mdterp01
Aug 12 2005, 02:07 AM
Puddy...you are my new favorite person. My my my Andy has a nice ass. eek! A thing of beauty. I wonder who in the family he gets that from.
J eddie
Aug 12 2005, 04:23 AM
Imagine being sandwiched between Andy Roddick and Tommy Robredo!!! oo-la-la
ung
Aug 12 2005, 05:31 AM
I can not believe there is an actual group/website called "Andy roddick's butt"
I thnk that's hilarious.
For me a few of the most memorable butts are Emilio and Javier Sanchez, Nicolas Lapentti, Johan Kriek, David Nalbandian and Mariano Puerta.
I remember when I was just coming to realize my gay feelings (I was very young then) I was at a bookstore at a shopping mall when I came across a book called "Buns".
The book was written by a woman who said she was at a tennis tournament when she kept staring at a players buns. The players name was Butch something..... anyway... that inspired her to take pics of athletes asses and publish the pics as a book. Players like John Alexander and Kriek were there as well as others of that era.
That book fascinated me so much... I remember that I sat thee at the aisle and just stared at the pics for hours. Finally the clerk came and told me to buy the book or put it up.
Anyway... that was my innitialtion to the whole world of tennis asses.
hockeyTom
Aug 12 2005, 06:30 AM
That is indeed too funny. Did you notice some of the posts about the website too. A wee bit racy, you might say. eek!
Puddy
Aug 12 2005, 07:29 AM
QUOTE
Puddy...you are my new favorite person. My my my Andy has a nice ass. A thing of beauty. I wonder who in the family he gets that from.
Let me tell you, it's been a pleasure looking for the pics. BTW,
here is a pic of Nadal's fine looking ass. And while not an ass shot
here is another very lucky physical trainer.
mdterp01
Aug 12 2005, 07:44 PM
Hmmm..watching Gaston Gaudio warm up tonight against Agassi I noticed he's not too shabby in the ass department either. He may be a hot mess in the face but those hugging black shorts were showin off those cheeks pretty nice.
And Puckman...yes...some of the posts on the Andy butt page were just really out of control.
[ August 12, 2005, 07:46 PM: Message edited by: ltskinmdterp ]
hockeyTom
Aug 13 2005, 06:22 AM
Lets then give Gaudio an honorable mention at the very least then. I agree. wink
excel828
Aug 14 2005, 05:36 AM
its gotta be becker, nadal and blake.....
playerten73
Aug 15 2005, 12:40 PM
O.K., well, after having just watched him in Cincinnati, I have to say that Andy has a hot ass! (especially the white shorts with his black underwear coming through)-very hot!
I'll definitely keep my eyes on him from now on!
Damn, is there time for a cold shower?
Butt:
http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/photo?slug=dcl...dclj111&prov=apOther:
http://sports.yahoo.com/ten/photo?slug=ohd...ohdk101&prov=aphttp://sports.yahoo.com/ten/photo?slug=ohk...ohks109&prov=ap [ August 15, 2005, 12:47 PM: Message edited by: playerten73 ]
dunumber44
Aug 15 2005, 01:15 PM
This is a no-brainer for me... Andy's is perfect. James Blake's however is bigger, but it is just TOO big compared to the rest of his body. It looks unnatural, really. But if size is ALL that matters, then nobody's comes close to JB's. Honorable mention to Kiefer and Arnaud Clement.
mdterp01
Aug 16 2005, 01:26 AM
I don't like the underarmour-ish tighties that Andy is wearing under his shorts now. Maybe someone told him that his dick sticks out a little too much and he needed to keep it down and in place. Most disappointing is I don't get to see that phatty jiggle. Blake and Nadal's phat booty's I get but where did Roddick get that ass from?
http://groups.msn.com/AndyRoddicksButt/and...oto&PhotoID=119 http://groups.msn.com/AndyRoddicksButt/and...oto&PhotoID=123My gracious...what was Mandy Moore thinking? Does he have really bad breath? Does he have a small dick? Is he an ass**** behind closed doors? Does he not have any stroke game? Mandy...the ass alone would've been reason enough to stay.
[ August 16, 2005, 01:28 AM: Message edited by: ltskinmdterp ]
J eddie
Aug 16 2005, 04:05 AM
That ass just looks sooo tasty.
[ August 16, 2005, 04:08 AM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
sportinlife
Aug 16 2005, 06:07 AM
shore
Aug 16 2005, 06:29 AM
Whereas he's not the best looking man on tour, over the weekend I saw a moment of Gaudio playing tennis, and my, he has a nice ass, and nice thighs.
baseball bob
Aug 16 2005, 07:13 AM
Nadal's face looks hot in some pictures, and not in many others. Depends on the camera angle.
mdterp01
Aug 25 2005, 01:14 AM
Rafael's plump rump Now grab your knees Rafa Definitely the best one My my my that boy has a phatty. eek! I don't mean to sound crass but if someone isn't slayin that on a regular basis that is some good ass going to waste. So nice it makes you want to slap your mama.
[ August 25, 2005, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: ltskinmdterp ]
sportinlife
Aug 25 2005, 04:21 AM
QUOTE
I'd prefer this one. My imagination can fill in the blanks easier with it. Sometimes I wonder if that guy isn't a female tennis player in drag. That butt looks a lot like Serena Williams'. Does Agassi know? wink
J eddie
Aug 25 2005, 04:29 AM
QUOTE
ltskinmdterp:
Rafael's plump rump Now grab your knees Rafa Definitely the best one My my my that boy has a phatty. eek! I don't mean to sound crass but if someone isn't slayin that on a regular basis that is some good ass going to waste. So nice it makes you want to slap your mama.
Looks like a nice size "basket" too!
baseball bob
Aug 25 2005, 08:34 AM
You guys are right. That is one bodacious booty.
WOW!!!
J eddie
Aug 25 2005, 10:08 AM
QUOTE
baseball bob:
You guys are right. That is one bodacious booty.
WOW!!!
Makes you want to take a test-drive,doesn't it Bob?!
baseball bob
Aug 25 2005, 12:05 PM
Yes, however that pretty pooper may be a used vehicle....
J eddie
Aug 25 2005, 05:18 PM
QUOTE
baseball bob:
Yes, however that pretty pooper may be a used vehicle....
As long as it's user friendly! wink
baseball bob
Aug 26 2005, 12:36 AM
Definitely some junk in the trunk...
J eddie
Aug 26 2005, 04:36 AM
QUOTE
baseball bob:
Definitely some junk in the trunk...
There is just enough room for my face.....
[ August 26, 2005, 06:33 AM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
footballfan32
Aug 29 2005, 01:26 AM
My my my that boy has a phatty. eek! I don't mean to sound crass but if someone isn't slayin that on a regular basis that is some good ass going to waste. So nice it makes you want to slap your mama.

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You're not being crass. Just being honest. If someone isn't hitting that tail nightly, it's a shame.
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