Kill-Hideki
f**k-Chan Ho
Marry-Ichiro

Next;
Kyle Boller,
Javy Lopez,
Brady Anderson

Sorry, but I'm going to modify this game in this instance. There's no way I can kill any of the three. And I'm noticing that we're starting to develop themes. Would this be the Baltimore connection?

f**k--Kyle Boller and Brady Anderson. I like my men just a few years older than myself (in their 30's). Give Kyle a few more years, and he'll have that "distinguished" look. But I wouldn't mind being under center with him as the QB.

Marry--Javy Lopez and Brady Anderson...I'm having concubines. Damn that monogamy law!

Next three (Lone Star Hotties):

Kris Brown (kicker for the Texans)
Tim Duncan
Kevin Millwood

Kill Tim Duncan
f**k Kevin Millwood
Marry Kris Brown (wow)

Next, Arizona Connection!

Kurt Warner, Steve Nash, Luis Gonzalez

I KNEW someone would like Kris Brown. I was highly disappointed when the Steelers cut him, although his atrocious FG% at Heinz Field made him a liability.

Onto your names, Phoenix...

Kill: Steve Nash....his face reminds me of a gecko.

f**k--Luis Gonzalez. Need I explain?

Marry AND f**k: Kurt Warner. He looks like a nice family man. And those powerful legs....drool wink

Next three (North of the Border Baseball Eye Candy):

Larry Walker
Jason Bay
Corey Koskie

Kill Jason Bay
f**k Corey Koskie
Marry Larry Walker

I was really tempted to kill them all! wink

Atlanta edition;

Jim Mora Jr., Jeff Francoeuer, Kyle Davies

I agree with you about Kris Brown. He's from my native Nebraska and I used to watch him as a cornhusker.... very hot.

now to the pix:

kill/ignore: Jim Mora Jr., he does nothing to me

f*ck & marry: Jeff Francoeuer & Kyle Davies, I like them both and want to be a sandwich between them for a few years....can I do that????


Next pick: david thomas, david wright, david bell

What? Are you visually impaired??? I wouldn't be able to choose between the three, although I have had a crush on Larry Walker for quite some time...

Tom, you bitch! I was typing a response at the same time you were. Game-whore! Now, I'll respond to your three:

Kill--David Thomas...by default only. I couldn't find a good pic of him.

f**k--David Wright....I want to feel his glove all over me.... wink

Marry--David Bell. I want to wake up to that every morning.


Next three--Birds of a Parrot Feather... (Former Pittsburgh Pirates):

Tim Wakefield
Estaban Loaiza
Andy Van Slyke (former Pirates OF)

[ May 13, 2006, 02:44 PM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

Kill Esteban Loaiza
f**k Tim Wakefield
Marry Andy Van Slyke (He was super hot in that Cardinals uniform)

Damn, that brought back some memories!

OK, Ex-Yankee Pitchers;

Andy Pettitte, Kenny Rogers, Javier Vazquez

That's a tough one....

Kill--Andy Pettite. He has NEVER really done anything for me, nor has he done anything for his team this year.

f**k--Kenny Rogers. He's cute, and that angry thing would be great in bed (think of all that passion ), but his temper could cause problems in the long-term.

Marry--Javier Vasquez. He needs to settle down....all that relocating and getting around. I could definitely tame him wink .

Next three--Fraternize With the Circumcised (Jews in Baseball):

Gabe Kapler
Shawn Green
Brad Ausmus

p.s. "Fraternize With the Circumcised" is NOT a Falconpride original. Sorry.

Are you allowed to f**k and marry all three?

"Gabe Kapler"

He was named! Blaspheme!

How about
Johnnie Morton
Vance Wilson (Detroit Tigers)
Darko Milicic

[ May 15, 2006, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]

Sorry, I'd have to kill all of the Detroit players.

But the Jewish ones, YUM!

Kill Shawn Green (because I had to)
f**k Gabe Kapler
Marry Brad Ausmus (forever and ever, til death do us part)

NEXT!

Trent Green, Scott Fujita, Tony Gonzalez

[ May 15, 2006, 09:17 PM: Message edited by: phoenix99 ]

only one of them is a Detroit player.

[ May 22, 2006, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]

What happened? I don't post something, and the whole thread starts to fall apart!

On to your three, Phoenix:

Kill--Scott Fujita. He looks like a cross between a neanderthal and Eddie Munster. Ewww......

f**k--Trent Green. I think I would just want to hit that once, maybe twice.....but not thrice.

Marry--Tony Gonzalez. I could throw in some cheap innuendo about Mr. Gonzalez's "position", but why should I make it so....tawdry? I want him for the long-term, thanks. wink

Next three...The Heat is On (former/present Miami Heat Players):

Christian Laettner
Antoine Walker
Alonzo Mourning

Kill - Walker....and it would be an easy kill since he cant play defense.

f**k - Laettner.....one-time-only, no whining or cuddling after....Man up, Christian.

Marry - Alonzo....I only have to give him my hand though right, not a kidney. Sorry, couldnt resist.

OK, back to tennis....sorry, guys. Carlos Moya, Mark Philippoussis, and Pat Rafter

Tee hee.....mildly funny. 1 point.

Ok...now onto your picks.

Kill--Mark Philippoussis. He was associating with Paris Hilton ! EWWWW......he most likely has the clap, or crabs at this point. He's a manwhore!

f**k--Carlos Moya. Deseo jugar con sus bolas! (That came from "Babelfish"....translate if you wish to be amused.)

Marry--Patrick Rafter. He seems like such a family man. Why must he be straight? NOT FAIR!!

Next three...Pitch to Me! (All-Star Pitchers):

Roger Clemens
Johan Santana
Mark Buehrle

[ May 18, 2006, 09:31 AM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

So glad that Flipper made your kill list....he's "hot" but does nothing for me. He "jokingly" said that he got his Alexander the Great tattoo on his shoulder because he's gay so there's hope for some of you.

Anyway, I'll let someone else handle the three pitchers since I'm useless when it comes to baseball and hockey....hockey players always seem to be the hottest guys though, but both sports just bore me.

OK back to the game....

Kill: Mark Buehrle-- I had to off someone here, so the luck of the draw being Mark.

F**k: Johan Santana-- Can't deny wanting him.

Marry: Roger Clemens-- Now with that multi-million dollar contract, that would seal the deal. Good looking enough to eye for a while longer and those millions would do wonders for me.


Alright, continuing with the baseball theme, how about 3 Chicago White Sox?:
Jon Garland
Scott Podsednik
Joe Crede

Kill--Scott Podsednik. He should've stayed in Milwaukee. BARF!!!

f**k--Jon Garland. I'd do him once, but not twice. I don't see anything progressing...

Marry--Joe Crede. Need I explain?

Ok, this one is ONLY for Goodguy. We need to teach him about the joys of hockey wink . If you need to, use Google Images to get a good look at them.

Eric Lindros
Dale Hunter
Dominik Hasek

Remember, ONLY Goodguy can answer these...how else will he learn?

Since FalconPride's choices are for GoodGuy, I'll answer the previous 3,

Kill- Podsednik, cute, but the least cute of the 3
f**k- Garland, nice long legs
Marry- Joe Crede, scrappy, probably very energetic in bed

Next 3;
Brett Favre, Mark Chmura, Geoff Jenkins

Kill- Geoff Jenkins okay looking in a soccer coach kinda way.
f**k- Brett Favre. Not bad looking.
Marry- Mark Chmura. Dark and handsome...yes, yes, yes.

Next 3: Dirk Nowitzki, Manu Ginobili, and Tony Parker. Two Europeans and a South American latino.

That's a tough one!

Kill- Nowitzki
f**k- Parker
Marry- Ginobili

Next 3;
Tom Brady, Jason Varitek, Tim Wakefield

Kill--Tom Brady. I can't see how anyone would find him attractive. Are they wearing perpetual beer goggles? Ahh...to each their own, I guess.

f**k--Tim Wakefield. Oh god, that would be fun wink .

Marry--Jason Varitek. I want to be able to f**k him everyday, at least twice a day. I would never get bored with him.


Next three--NFL Coaches (I think this is Round 2):

Mike Tice
Jack Del Rio
Steve Mariucci

First of all, I'm flattered....and I love a project. So here goes (based on google search only)....

f**k - Lindros Hands down, although with thoughts of marrying for easy access.

Marry - Hasek Cute and seemed sweet as well from the few pics anyway

Kill - Sorry Dale Hunter

I'll let someone else rate the coaches.

Kill- Mike Tice with that freakin' pencil!
f**k- Steve Mariucci (oh yeah!)
Marry- Jack Del Rio

Lets do "it" with 3 of MY Diamondbacks;

Luis Gonzalez, Conor Jackson, Chad Tracy

[ July 11, 2006, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

Sorry...this one's MINE!!

Kill (by default)--Matt Diaz. He's cute, but since I'm comparing him to the other two, not cute enough. SO SORRY!!!

f**k--Jeff Francoeur. My own little "Field of Dreams". For good measure, I'll add Kevin Costner, too.

Marry--Tim Hudson. Who, in their right minds, would pass up the opportunity to wake up to Tim every morning? You'd have to be demented, or visually impaired.

Next three.... Muy Caliente! (Hispanic/Hispanic-American Men in Baseball)

Nomar Garciaparra
Ozzie Guillen
Carlos Delgado

[ July 11, 2006, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

aight, lets try this again here...

Kill: Jason Varitek-- Hey, I have to off someone here.
F**k: Billy Wagner-- He fills the bill just perfectly.
Marry: A-Rod! OK, he has a bit of an ego, but after we get hitched, he'll take on more of my shy personality out of the sheets, and I'll take more of his personality between the sheets.


I'll try a NASCAR theme here. Next 3 up:
Carl Edwards
Kasey Kahne
Jeff Gordon

[ July 11, 2006, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

Wow....I had never heard of Robby and Reed until now. Thanks for opening my eyes, HRKing!

Kill (but by default only)--Tony Stewart. He has grown into his looks (I saw a pic from 1992....yikes!), but still doesn't make it to the next round. Sorry, Tony...maybe next time .

f**k--Robby Gordon. I wanna do some laps with him, or maybe do something with his lap wink .

Marry--Reed Sorenson. I can see why people find him attractive. And he looks like he's got a bright future. Let's go with the more stable bet.

Next three-- POWER BACKS. C'mon guys, this one is self-explanatory:

Jerome Bettis
Mike Alstott
Reggie Bush

[ May 23, 2006, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

marry and f**k: mike alstott!

kill: i'll kill bettis and bush for alstot!

next up, yankees:

jaret wright

derek jeter

kyle farnsworth

[QUOTE]Originally posted by gomets29:
[QB] marry and f**k: mike alstott!

kill: i'll kill bettis and bush for alstot!

next up, yankees:

Kill: jaret wright, by default. He is not unattractive, nor attractive to me.

Marry: derek jeter. The first thing we would do is change that haircut.

f**k: kyle farnsworth. He looks like a strapping, young, Iowa cornfed young man.

Next up:
Rafael Furcal
Andruw Jones
Chipper Jones

Kill: Andruw Jones-- No explanation needed!

F**k: Rafael Furcal-- Having seen him in person down here in L.A. last year, I can say he's do-able on a one-time basis.

Marry: Chipper Jones-- YUMMAY!! I could live with him for the rest of my life.


Next 3, sticking with the baseball theme:
Chase Utley (Philadelphia Phillies)
Johnny Damon (NY Yankees)
Travis Hafner (Cleveland Indians)

KILL: Johnny Damon....YUCK!!!!!

f**k: TRAVIS HAFNER! HOT!!!

MARRY: CHASE UTLEY! pretty boy. yumm!!!

next up:

david dellucci

pat burrell

david bell

[ July 11, 2006, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

HRKing, I'm glad you like this "game" wink . Now, onto your picks...

Kill--Aaron Rowand. Should've stayed outta my state....lowered the standards.

f**k--Jaret Wright. He's a Yankee, so he only gets a one-time deal with me.

Marry--Todd Zeile. I want to hit that EVERYDAY!!! God, he's SOOOO hot, and looks like a family man !

Let's switch sports...World Cup is coming up...so let's do USA Soccer:

Landon Donovan
Claudio Reyna
DaMarcus Beasley

Kill: DaMarcus Beasley-- Hey, I have to get rid of someone.

F**k: Claudio Reyna-- Looks good enough for 1 round.

Marry: Landon Donovan-- Too much to let go too soon, so of course I'd marry Landon!


Next 3 (no theme):
Joey Harrington
Brad Ausmus
Kobe Bryant

Kill - Joey Harrington (he's actually cute, but in this threesome somebody has to go)

F*** - Kobe Bryant (couldn't marry him cause he's a jerk and can't kill him cause he's packin)

Marry - Brad Ausmus (the guy is in his 40s and still gorgeous)

Next Three:

Grady Sizemore (CF for the Indians)
Eric Byrnes (CF Diamondbacks)
Brian Roberts (2nd for Orioles)

Kill--Eric Byrnes. Someone had to go! And truth be told, he was the least pretty of all three.

f**k--Grady Sizemore. I'd seize more of Grady! And I think he's younger than me...one of the few younger men I'd consider.

Marry--Brian Roberts. He's cute AND there's this great picture of him with a young fan. I could see him being a great dad.

Next three--Steel Town Studs (athletes born in the Pittsburgh Area):

Terry Mulholland (from Uniontown--an hour south of Pittsburgh)
Dan Marino (went to Central Catholic H.S.)
Joe Montana (from Beaver County)

:mad:

[ July 11, 2006, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

Catchers, my weakness!

Kill- Eli Marrero (sorry)
f**k- Vance Wilson
Marry- Doug Mirabelli

I'll stick with this great theme (Catchers);

Mike Lieberthal, Ivan Rodriguez, Jorge Posada

AHHH... some catchers!

Kill: Ivan Rodriguez-- Like everyone else says, somebody has to go out of this trio.

F**k: Mike Lieberthal-- YUMM!

Marry: Jorge Posada-- He is the one I'd wanna love for all my life!

Next 3, shortstops:
David Eckstein
Michael Young
Derek Jeter

Tough choices UCLA!

Kill- Eckstein (because someone had to go)
f**k- Jeter (over and over and over and ....)
Marry- Michael Young (till death do us part baby!)

Pitchers;
Kyle Farnsworth, Mike Mussina, Jon Garland

Every time I see this heading at the top of the list, I can't help but wonder why it is we feel so comfortable talking about "killing" someone in explicit terms, and so uncomfortable talking about "f***ing" anyone similarly.

[ July 11, 2006, 01:24 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

HRKing...I like the new element added to the game! Way to infuse some life into it! Furthermore, NICE CHOICES!!!!

Onto your picks, and I hope I'm doing this correctly, and if I'm not, this is fun as well.

Kill--Dustin and Brock---they don't do it for me.
f**k--Chad and Randon--I don't bareback, but if I did.... wink
Marry--Ryan and David-- menage-a-trois every night?!! What type of lottery did I just win?

I'm gonna do a two-for-one with WWF/WWE wrestlers past and present (and they're all still alive, since necrophilia is gross):

Scott Hall/Kevin Nash
Triple H/The Rock
William Regal/Bret Hart

Can I play please, pretty please :-)

MLB
K...Barry Bonds
F...Pat Burrell
M...Todd Zeile (always love those hairy arms)

NFL
K...Kerry Collins
F...Rich Gannon
M...Brett Favre (those nice southern boys)

Tennis:
K...Guillermo Coria
F...Carlos Moya
M...Dmitry Tursunov

or

K...Andy Roddick
F...Tommy Haas
M...Carlos Moya (say what)

[ May 25, 2006, 08:38 PM: Message edited by: kiperoni ]

Alright kiperoni, I hope this helps to clarify how to play the game. Hope you enjoy it as much as several of us have!

Back to the "real" game here!

Kill: William Regal/Bret Hart-- Nice, but not enough to keep up with the rest here.

F**k: Scott Hall/Kevin Nash-- Either guy will do it for me!

Marry: Triple H/The Rock-- Yeah, who wouldn't want either one of these studs? NWO -4- Life? Oh hell no! Triple H & The Rock for Life!


Next 3:
John Cena (WWE wrestler)
Marcus Giles (Braves second base)
Jeremy Bloom (Olympic skier/football player)

[ May 26, 2006, 07:23 AM: Message edited by: UCLAfan ]