Yes!
Kill (In a nice way wink - John Cena
f**k (Like wild animals!)- Marcus Giles
Marry (In a most elaborate wedding, not!)- Jeremy Bloom!

Next 3;
Brian Griese, Jake Plummer, Bradley Van Pelt

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The game's been going well. Just got back from a 2 week vacation and it was fun to look at everyone's choices......well, golfers don't wear clothing to "help" think about people's assets, but......

K, only by process of elimination -- Stuart Appleby
Marry ==Luke Donald
F*ck---over and over --David Toms


Well, here's one I couldn't choose if I had to.... the Notre Dame connection:

Jeff Samardzija, Brady Quinn, Tom Zbikowski

Kill: Jeff Samardzija. That nose would get in the way of kissing.
F^ck: Tom Zbikowski
Marry: Brady Quinn. To be able to hit it whenever I wanted to.

Next up some soccer players: Landon Donovan, Cristiano Ronaldo, and David Beckham.

Kill: Cristiano Ronaldo-- In this trio, he's the odd man out.

F**k: Landon Donovan-- What a cutie! Well, he'd only be 2nd place to...

Marry: David Beckahm-- Yeah, definitely the best of the trio here. A lifetime with David would be far too much to pass up, better than winning any lottery in the country!

Next 3 (football theme):
Drew Brees
Tony Gonzalez
Jason Taylor

Kill- Jason Taylor,
f**k- Tony Gonzalez
Marry- Drew Brees

Next;
Jeff Gordon, Oscar DeLaHoya, Shaquille O'Neal

This is a tough one, since I find all three attractive.....

Kill (but by default)--Shaq. I know...I like big guys, too, but I had to kill one of 'em. And his career is declining.

f**k--Jeff Gordon. Sure, it would be fun once or twice....but I believe he has some commitment issues. Not good for a relationship .

Marry--Oscar De La Hoya. I know he should stay away from the music career, but he's quite the pugilist. However, he's gentle outside the ring....and if anyone messes with me, he'll kick the crap out of them .


Next three....Buckeye Babes (Athletes who play in Ohio):

Carson Palmer
Victor Martinez
Adam Dunn

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Kill- Carson Palmer (he does NOTHING for me)
f**k- Victor Martinez (he's a catcher, that's why!)
Marry- Adam Dunn (there's just something about a big dumb-looking long legged guy)

Next!
Casey Blake, Austin Kearns, Jason LaRue

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Easy as cake!

Kill: Austin Kearns

F**k: Jason LaRue-- Just like a moped, he'd be good enough to ride for a little bit but then I'd need something bigger.

Marry: Casey Blake-- And that something bigger is Casey! Everything about him is just too good to ignore.

Next 3:
Mike Lowell (Boston Red Sox)
Paul LoDuca (NY Mets)
Chris Ray (Baltimore Orioles)

Easy one!

Kill- Chris Ray
f**k- Mike Lowell (caveman sex!)
Marry- Paul LoDuca (those super thick thighs, imagine what we could do every night!)

Next!
(some nice, "older" gentlemen)
Steve Finley, Mike Piazza, Tim Salmon

Steve Finley, Mike Piazza, Tim Salmon

M-Steve Finley/ 6'2" 195 and 41? He has experience that I'd like

F-Mike Piazza/Just to show the world that he's not as straight as he says

K-Tim Salmon/only because I don't want to F or M him

for you college wrestling fans

Joe Dubuque; Dustin Schlatter; Jake Rosholt

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I HATEhaving to choose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wrestlers are a HUGE weakness...........

Alright, here we go....

K*LL / IGNORE -- Joe Dubuque -- only cuz I have to ignore one of them...but I sure wouldn't kick him out of bed.....


F*CK -- Dustin Schlatter -- cuz I have pix of him in a white singlet, and I think white singlets are HOT

MARRY -- Jake Rosholt -- cuz he has a bulge I'd wanna wake up to every day.....


OK, you can choose from my 3 favorite butts in the world.... David Carr, Ben Rothlisberger, Drew Brees.... any of them I could spend an eternity with.....

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Oooh.. QBs!

K: Ben Rothlisberger (Not until after "BIG" is verified, however)

F: David Carr (After living in Houston, he deserves to get what he did to the fans)

M: Drew Brees (Soo adorable)

Forgot to add next 3!
Hmm controversy is a good theme... Barry Bonds, Pete Rose, John Rocker

[ May 27, 2006, 07:18 PM: Message edited by: UH Coog ]

This is a tough one....

K...Pete Rose for cheating
F...Barry Bonds for cheating
M...John Rocker for spite - so he'll spend eternity with a black dude

Ok....the next three.

Jaromir Jagr
Brett Hull
Mark Messier

Kiperoni, you left me with some good ones here:

Kill: Mark Messier

F**k: Brett Hull-- I'd have to do him at least once, maybe twice. I get a whole night to do this,right?

Marry: Jaromir Jagr-- OK, of this group, Jaromir is the one I could tame.


Next 3:
Jon Trenge (college wrestling)
Nomar Garciaparra (L.A. Dodgers)
Donovan McNabb (Philadelphia Eagles)

UCLA Fan, good choices!!!! Tough choices!!!!!

Let's see......


This is where the game sucks big time.... I have to choose.....

Well, K*ll/ignore Donovan McNabb (Philadelphia Eagles) only cuz I have to do it to one of them....

F*ck -- Nomar Garciaparra (L.A. Dodgers) -- cuz he's married to Mia Hamm a soccer star which means he would be very wild for several times in a night....

Marry -- Jon Trenge (college wrestling) -- cuz dressed in his white singlet, he's been a fantasy of mine for year.


Well, it's 95 degrees outside, let's look at swimmers.... Filippo Magnini, Roland Schoeman, and Johan Kenkhuis. (you'll probably have to google some of these, but it will be worth it)

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K- Morales (for no reason)
F - Dumais (divers are so flexable )
M - Rogan

How about Matt Biondi, Gary Hall and Alexandre Despatie.

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F*ck -- Matt Biondi -- ah, what bliss....

K*ll -- Gary Hall -- only cuz the rules say I have to do it to one of them

Marry -- Alexandre Despatie -- I'd love to wake up to that every morning

How about Michael Phelps, Ian Thorpe and Fernando Platas

Kill - Platas - sorry someone had to go
f**k - Michael Phelps - seems way too young but ok, i'm in
Marry - Gimme the Thorpedo, but only because vandenhogenbond and krayzelburg weren't options

OK, switching gears.....No Swiss Misses Here

Roger Federer, Stephane Lambiel, and Nick Beyeler (trust me, go to nickbeyeler.com)

I never heard of Nick Beyeler but he's certainly not shy!

Nick

Kill: Stephane Lambiel (Sorry, have no idea who he is)
f**k: Roger Federer
Marry: Nick Beyeler (Also have no idea who he is, but God is he hot)

Next Three (Totally unrelated):
Anderson Cooper
Ed McCaffrey
Reichen Lehmkuhl

Kill: Anderson Cooper-- He's an athlete in which sport again?

F**k: Reichen Lehmkuhl-- Need I explain this one?

Marry: Ed McCaffrey-- He was the only reason I watched the Denver Broncos win and enjoyed it too. GOD, I miss seeing his gorgeous butt! But if we're married, I get to tap that all night long.


Next 3 (QB theme):
Drew Bledsoe
David Carr
Michael Vick

OK,

Kill- Michael Vick
f**k- David Carr
Marry- Drew Bledsoe

Next 3;

Doug Flutie, Adam Vinatieri, Tom Brady

KILL: Doug Flutie
f**k: Adam Vinatieri
MARRY: Tom Brady

Next up, Stanley Cup playoff contenders:

Michael Peca
Chris Pronger
Jochen Hecht

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K Jon Klemm
F Matt Keith. He's cute.
M Rhett Warrener. He's not bad looking, but he could grow on me after a while.

This game will last for a while because it is good mindless fun.

Next three:
Felix Trinidad
Jorge Posada (oh those thighs and that butt!!!)
Horacio Ramirez

Nice choices,

Kill-Felix Trinidad
f**k-Jorge Posada (yes, those thighs, I'd love to have him squeeze my head with those things!)
Marry-Horacio Ramirez (love that nice fat ass, would pound that all the time!)

Good choices John King!

Next;

Johnny Estrada, David Wright, Carlos Beltran

Kill - Johnny Estrada (not attractive at all)
F*** - Carlos Beltran (sexy lips, great forearms, spectacular butt)
Marry - David Wright (cute, muscular, humble, great smile, SEXY as hell)

Next three:

Scott Rolen
Mark Mulder
Rich Harden

Kill: Scott Rolen-- In this combo, he's the odd man out.

F**k: Rich Harden-- He's just yummy enough to have for the night, but not good enough for marriage.

Marry: Mark Mulder-- Yeah, just right!


Next 3:
Lenny Krayzelburg (swimmer)
Dario Franchitti (race car driver)
Tiger Woods (golf)

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HRKing, I like your thought on the marriage aspect. You are SOOO right. Now, onto your choices....

Kill--James Augustine. He doesn't look mature enough for me....

f**k--Jeremy Bloom. I think he'd be fun for a ride down the slopes.

Marry--Alex Smith. Like our buddy from Mississippi says, marriage is about being with that person all the time, even on the hard days. I think Alex and I can stick around for awhile.....

Next three...in honor of HRKing, I'll make these the Delta Dudes--athletes from the Deep South:

Jerry Rice
Brett Favre
John Rocker

Have fun!

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Thanks for the good choices here, HRKing!

Kill: Eli Manning-- He'd be a crybaby too much if we wanted to f**k.

F**k: Conor Jackson-- YUMMY!

Marry: Peyton Manning-- Like everyone else is saying, I'd be there for Peyton, even when he chokes in the playoffs, through thick and thin. (Well I'm hoping he's thicker than thin where it counts! )


Next 3 (baseball boys):
Alex Rios (Toronto Bluejays)
Brian Hawpe (Colorado Rockies)
Brian Giles (San Diego Padres)

Kill: Brian Hawpe
F^ck: Brian Giles (San Diego Padres)
Marry: Alex Rios (Toronto Bluejays). He is attractive. Um...bad thoughts!

Next three: Battle of the Freddies!!!
Freddie Michalak, Freddie Ljungberg, Frederic Kanoute

John,
You tell those guys to keep their paws off of Freddie Michalak!! He's mine!

Kill: Frederic Kanoute-- Cute, but not cute enough.

F**k: Freddie Michalak-- Sorry, eddiec., but he's good for a one-night stand. Then after I'm done, you can have him for the rest of your life.

Marry: Freddie Ljungberg-- MINE! ALL MINE!


Next 3:
Andy Roddick (Tennis)
Alex Gonzalez (Baseball)
Helio Castroneves (Race Cars, IRL)

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K Ryan McGoldrick
F Ben Cohen
M Apolo Ohon, so I can f^ck him every day morning, noon, and night after peeling him out of his spandex outfit, of course.

Next up the Battle of the Martinez boys:

Javier Martinez
Tino Martinez
Luis Martinez

[ May 31, 2006, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: John King ]

Alright, since no one else is playing the Martinez's, I guess it's up to me.

Kill: Javier Martinez

F**k: Tino Martinez-- Nice butt. I'll take him home for one night.

Marry: Luis Martinez-- It's all about the long term commitment!


Next 3:
Joe Mauer (baseball)
Dan Wheldon (race car driver)
Steve Nash (basketball)

K--- Nash (or at least send him away)

F---Mauer not bad looking

M----Dan Wheldon. Thought he was hot when I first saw him

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Pretty obscure names here, HRKing. I'll do my best under the circumstances though:

Kill: Tony Sanneh

F**K: Tony Lochhead-- Looks good but I doubt he'd be able to handle it in the long run.

Marry: Tony Meola-- Yum, yum, give me some, I think I'm in love!


Next 3 (Florida Marlins):
Joe Girardi
Dan Uggla
Jeremy Hermida

OK,

Kill- Jeremy Hermida (not too familiar with him...yet)
f**k- Dan Uggla (thinking of adding him to my fantasy baseball team though)
Marry- Joe Girardi (still yummy after all these years)

Next!

Jeff Francoeur, Kyle Davies, Chipper Jones

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Kill- Crawford
f**k- David Carr (and f**k him hard too)
Marry- Jake Delhomme (I think he would be nice to wake up to)

Next:

Dale Earnhardt Jr, Jeff Gordon, Helio Castroneves

Hmmm... Some racing men.

Kill: Dale Earnhardt, Jr.-- Someone has to go, and Junior isn't the best outta the bunch.

F**k: Helio Castroneves! He gets second place next to...

Marry: Jeff Gordon-- Ahhh... Talk about falling into his eyes and never coming back. I could wake up next to those eyes and never want for anything more.


Next 3, a Minnesota Twins combination of MNM:
Morneau, Justin
Nathan, Joe
Mauer, Joe

Yum! Nice choices UCLA,

Kill- Justin Morneau (by f**king him to death)
f**k- Joe Nathan (as many times as I can)
Marry- Joe Mauer (wow! what a looker!)

Next! Texas Rangers;

Mark De Rosa, Mark Teixiera, Michael Young

[QUOTE]Originally posted by phoenix99:
[QB] Yum! Nice choices UCLA,

Kill- Michael Young (somebody had to get voted off of the island.)
F^ck- Mark Teixiera...good times.
Marry- Mark De Rosa...why not?

Next up:
Curt Schilling, John Smoltz, and Tom Glavine