Kill--John Smoltz. He reminds me of Josey Scott, from Nickelback. I believe the term is "FUGLY". EWWWW!!!!

f**k--Curt Schilling. I think he's cute, but he can't seem to stay put anywhere for too long.

Marry--Tom Glavine. Doesn't he look like the marrying kind?

Next three...Maple Leaf Men

Owen Nolan
Mats Sundin
Tie Domi

Hate the Leafs, but here we go...

Kill: Tie Domi (ugly goon)
f**k: Owen Nolan (kinda cute)
Marry: Mats Sundin (blonde, Swedish, captain, 'nuff said)

And now onto a REAL team, the Ottawa Senators:

Antoine Vermette
Jason Spezza
Wade Redden

Oookay....

Kill--Antoine Vermette. Um....no thanks, I'll pass.

f**k--Wade Redden. He'd be good for a one-timer into the crease. wink

Marry--Jason Spezza. I likes men with Italian heritage. Oh, yeah, can't be shallow. Um....he looks like a sweetheart?

Next three...sticking with the hockey theme...Former and Present NHL Coaches

Kevin Constantine
Peter Laviolette
Tony Granato (coached the Avs for a bit)

HEY....GET THIS RESTARTED!!!

I'm too freakin' lazy to look for those NHL coaches, so let's just say I'll kill them all and we'll restart this.

Next 3, Hot Phillies!

Chase Utley, David Bell, Mike Lieberthal

Thank you, phoenix! I owe you big for killing off those guys. I was waiting for someone I would have an off chance of knowing who they are.

Kill: David Bell-- Odd man out here

F**k: Mike Lieberthal-- This is as much as I want for one night, right?

Marry: Chase Utley-- Yeah, being married to him would be better than winning any lottery.


Next 3:
Drew Bledsoe
Lenny Krayzelburg
John Rocker

Can I jump in here? I saw Rocker and had to comment.

K: Lenny, only becuase I have no idea who he is. wink

F: Rocker, because that redneck needs to be taught a lesson. He's hot, but he's a bigoted jerk, and the only way he'll "get it" is if he's tied down and a stiff one is shoved up his tail. Hard. Over and over again.

M: Bledsoe, always thought he had great eyes.

Whoops! Looks like footballfan forgot the other half of the game, which is to pass on 3 more names for the next person to use, so I'll help him out here with the next 3:

David Carr
Michael Vick
Tom Brady

How do you NOT know who these people are? Fine, I'll just supply photos, so you can bask in their hotness:

Kevin Constantine

Peter Laviolette

Tony Granato


I'll let someone else comment on the next three choices, 'cause none of them really do it for me.

There are much better pictures of Granato available.

I agree that he is a hotty for sure!

Good thing I killed all three of those coaches! P-U!

Next! 3 more hot Phillies;

Pat Burrell, David Dellucci, Aaron Rowand

[ June 09, 2006, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: phoenix99 ]

phoenix, thanks for killing off those coaches. I agree with you completely. I would hate to sit here and wait for another week for someone brave enough to WANT to play with those coaches.

OK, I like these guys and have a passing familiarty. Here goes...

Kill: Aaron Rowand-- Gotta get rid of somebody.

F**k: David Dellucci-- David Delu-scious!

Marry: Pat Burrell-- To have him every day of my life is more tantalizing than anything else his teammates have to offer.


Next 3:
Paul Kariya (hockey)
Paul Hamm (gymnastics)
John Zimmerman (ice skating)

At a small gathering last night, there was a subgroup having their own party--a game of "Exile, Wild Weekend, or Marry," for those who don't like the idea of using kill or f---.

~Adam

Ok, Adam, we'll play it your way....

Exile --Paul Hamm. How do people find him attractive?? EWW.....

Wild Weekend --Paul Kariya. Need I explain why? wink

MARRY--John Zimmerman. He looks all nice and wholesome. I think I can change that....

Next three--Present Texas Rangers

Kevin Millwood
Mark DeRosa
Akinori Otsuka

KILL - Akinori
f**k - Millwood
MARRY - DeRosa

Next;

Ben Rothlisberger, Gus Frerotte, Trent Green

Being a traditional Howard Stern fan, I'm gunna stick to Kill, F**k, or Marry. So here it goes:

Kill: Gus Frerotte

F**k: Trent Green-- He's doable for one night.

Marry: Ben Roethlisberger-- Even before his accident, he was marriage material. Now afterwards, I'd help him rehab and get back up to speed, just so I could have him all to myself.


Next 3:
James Blake (Tennis)
James Farrior (Football)
LeBron James (Basketball)

Yum, the Chocolate edition!

Kill - LeBron James (Doesn't do "anything" for me)
f**k - James Blake (Oh yeah, I'd let him do me too!)
Marry - James Farrior (I love linebackers & catchers!

I agree, "exile" is too wimpy.

Next! More chocolate!

Karl Malone, Shaquille O'Neal, Kobe Bryant

K* Kobe - lying cheating bastard he is
F* Shaq - I think he would probably be fun in bed
M* The Mailman as I'm sure hell deliver

Next 3 Baseball players
Shawn Green
Alex Gonzales
Craig Counsel

K* Craig Counsel. Somebody had to get voted off of the island.
F* Shawn Green- His batting stance would forever be changed.
M* Alex Gonzales. We could have a romp every day.

Next 3 former Braves:
Gary Sheffield
Rafael Furcal
Greg Maddox

Kill: Gary Sheffield-- Yeah, he is the weakest link. Goodbye.

F**k: Greg Maddux

Marry: Rafael Furcal-- I suppose out of the three, he's the one I'd take to marry.


Next 3 (Oakland A's):
Dan Haren
Huston Street
Nick Swisher

Kill - Nick Swisher (I'm sorry, he's just not attractive)

f**k - Dan Haren

Marry - Huston Street (the guy has a hot body and is cute as hell, how could I not want to wake up to that every morning)

Next three:

Brian McBride
Michael Owen
Landon Donovan

Ooooh.....tough choices:

Kill--Brian McBride. One of the three had to go. Life is NOT fair .

f**k--Landon Donovan. He plays the field rather well.

Marry--Michael Owen. I'm getting that warm and fuzzy feeling.....


Next three--Current Pittsburgh Pirates:

Jason Bay
Oliver Perez
Ronny Paulino

Kill - Oliver Perez
f**k - Jason Bay
Marry - Paulino (I believe he's a catcher, so he'll do!)

Next;

Brett Hart, Lex Luger, Ric Flair

Wow! An all-wrestler selection...my favorite!

Kill--Ric Flair. He's old.....ewwww!

f**k--Lex Luger. SUCH a crush on him growing up. How could I have not known I was gay?

Marry--Bret Hart. I watched some documentaries on the guy...he's a decent human being. Plus, I love Canadians. That accent is hot!

Next three....More Wrestlers!

Triple H

Jeff Jarrett

Ken Shamrock

[ June 16, 2006, 09:06 AM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

Hmmm... Interesting trio here.

Kill: Triple H-- Just not into him at all.

F**k: Jeff Jarrett-- Not my type to marry but still good enough for a one-night stand.

Marry: Ken Shamrock-- I'd wake up next to him every morning and hopefully channel his rage into the nocturnal activities. wink


Next 3:
Brady Quinn
Gabe Kapler (Yeah, I named him. So sue me!)
Alexei Nemov

Kill - Alexei Nemov
f**k - Gabe Kapler
Marry - Brady Quinn

NEXT!;

Mike Alstott, Todd Heap, Jeremy Shockey

Kill--Todd Heap. I can't understand his appeal. Sorry....

f**k--Jeremy Shockey. For the same reason people want to f**k John Rocker. He's cute, and he needs to overcome his homophobia somehow. This would be an excellent way to do so.

Marry--Mike Alstott. Cute AND a good guy...two-point conversion!

Next three--More Canadians!

Larry Walker
Joe Sakic
Vincent Lecavalier

Have fun!

[ July 11, 2006, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

K -- Marcus Allback. Decent.
F -- Wayne Rooney. Not really my type.
M -- Christiano Ronaldo. Have you seen him?

Next World Cup selections:
Thierry Henry
Ronaldo
Alberto Gilardino (Italy)

Some international flavor to this game...nice!

Kill--Ronaldo. He reminds me of Alfred E. Neuman....like, gag me with a spoon!

f**k--Thierry Henry. As my friend Lara taught me to say: "Je veux le baiser jusqu'à février".

Marry--Alberto Gilardino. One word: WOW!!

Next three--more Jews in Sports:

Brad Ausmus
Jay Fiedler
Sage Rosenfels

[ June 19, 2006, 07:19 AM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

Kill - Sage Rosenfels
f**k - Jay Fiedler (love those ears!)
Marry - Brad Ausmus (who wouldn't want to marry this man?)

Next! World Cup

Kaka, Brazil
Brian McBride, USA
Ebrahim Mirzapour,Iran (the fine young man on my avatar)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by phoenix99:
[QB] Kill - Kaka. There had to be sacrifice at the altar.
f**k - Brian McBride. Pretty darn good looking this young fellow is.
Marry - BEbrahim Mirzapour. Yeah, he's hot as all outdoors. To see him everyday, and to hear him speak farsi.

Next! World Cup

Fernando Torres-Spain. Tall dark and handsome.
Joao Ricardo-Angola
Jesus Arellano-Mexico

I personally would do all three.

[ June 20, 2006, 12:16 AM: Message edited by: John King ]

[ July 11, 2006, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

My 300th post, and I'm using it for this game. My parents would be so proud right now .

Kill--Maximiliano Rodriguez. He doesn't have that mature and distinguished look. He reminds me of a high schooler. GROSS!!

f**k--David Beckham. Everyone has fantasies over him. Why should I be different?

Marry--Ruud Van Nistelrooy. Did NOT know that Dutch men look so hot!

Next three...Past and Present Dallas Mavericks

Michael Finley
Dirk Nowitzki
Mark Cuban (HA HA!)

[ July 11, 2006, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

HRKing, there WILL be a day when you type the word "f**k" in a message. Until then.....

Kill, by default only--Casey Fossum. I believe you that he's cute, but I can't find a good pic of him. Oh well....

f**k--Jorge Piedra. Jorge es muy caliente!

Marry--Kyle Farnsworth, who is a reliever for the Yankees now. He is no longer with Detroit. And with that body, he can relieve some stress for me, and I can return the favor. It's all about giving and taking in marriage wink .

Next three....Random Pick

Tony Gonzalez
Christian Laettner
Curt Schilling

Falconpride, Thank you for your observation, however, I am not the only one who refrains from the use of the letters "uck" as we play this game.

[ July 11, 2006, 01:30 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

K** --- David Odokor. Once again there had to be sacrifice at the altar. However. His blood was not shed in vain.
F^ck --- Pat Burrell. Mister Package.
Marry --- Javy Lopez. There are no words to describe this. His smile, he is super nice, and that butt is perfect.

The Next Three are more World Cup Hotties:
Henrik Larsson (Swedish hottie)
Alexander Frei
David Trezeguet (Wow. This guy is a cutie from France. His smile is great.)

[ June 20, 2006, 02:32 PM: Message edited by: John King ]

Ok....so that I don't offend HRKing, I will use a different language ...

Matanza --Henrik Larsson. Plain old "no thanks".

Vale --David Trezeguet. But only once....

Case --Alexander Frei. I think I could settle down nicely, but behave badly wink .

Next three--South Africans:

Gary Anderson
Steve Nash
Johan Botha--Cricket Player

Kill- Anderson
f**k- Botha
Marry- Nash

next three: Packers or former packers
Brett Farve
Mark Chumra
Amhan Green

Interesting set here...

Kill: Amhan Green-- Easy choice for me here.

F**k: Brett Farve-- Runner up goes to Brett.

Marry: Mark Chmura-- Oh, the things I would do to him and then some. Over and over and over again!


Next 3:
Jorge Posada
Alex Rodriguez
Derek Jeter

Kill - Jorge Posada, but only by default.
F*** - Alex Rodriguez; could enjoy him for days on end.
Marry - Derek Jeter ('nuff said!)

Next three (in honor of their NBA championship):

Dwayne Wade
Alonzo Mourning
Pat Riley

GO HEAT!!! YEE HAW!!!

Kill--Dwayne Wade. Not attracted to him...he's an awesome player, but no thanks.

f**k--Pat Riley. I've always been attracted to him. I know he's essentially a geriatric (he's 61), but he exudes masculinity. I love the slick image he portrays.

Marry--Alonzo Mourning. He's been through alot, and he still keeps on winning. I think he's a good long-term bet.

Next three...more Western Pennsylvania Athletes

Joe Montana (Beaver County)
Joe Namath (Beaver County)
Matt Clement (Butler County)

[ June 21, 2006, 06:25 AM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

[ July 11, 2006, 01:31 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

Hmmm... Interesting choices here. I like.

Kill: David Wright-- Sorry, he had to go.
F**k: Brian McBride-- Good enough for one night, but not good enough to marry.
Marry: Brett Farve-- Yeah, now this is just right. He would be the one to love and the one to love back. I'd want him to retire, but that's just me. There'd be some interesting pillow talk on that.


Next 3 (Pro Wrestlers):
Randy Orton
Shelton Benjamin
Mike "The Miz" Mizanin

Good choices....

kill - shelton
f**k - Mikey...yum
marry - randy orton. NO BRAINER on this one!

Next 3....tennis players:

Nicholas Kiefer
Rafael Nadal
Rainer Schuetler

Yay, the tennis fans take over on the K, F, or M thread....and Seles fans to boot. You may not want to read the latest response diminishing the impact the stabbing had on Seles's career though, but I digress. I came here to distract myself from that actually.

Sorry, here we go.....

Kill - Nadal Nothing against him, and I bet he will be hot in 2 years but his hot body isnt enough with that face of his.....he WILL grow out of that awkward phase though. The boy-face just doesnt match up with the man-body to me.

f**k - Kiefer So hot. But crazy. And you know he'd be amazing in the sack.

Marry - Forget Nadal, Rainer has the bess ass ever. Quite handome face too. I think he may be gay too, but probably just wishful thinking.

Next up....

Stefan Edberg
Boris Becker
Mats Wilander

OK - I'll bite.

Kill - Stefan Edberg. And I'll tell you how I'd do it. On little cut for every foot fault.

F*#k - Boris Becker. Those thighs. And that big meaty butt.

Marry - Mats Wilander. Those pretty eyes and that beautiful brain. So dreamy.

Next three - How bout we go for the homophobe trio:
Ozzie Guillen
John Rocker
Matt Millen
which do you teach a lesson to? which do you rehab? which do you off?

[ July 11, 2006, 01:32 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

99% of the time, I do choose one for f**king, one for killing and one for marrying, BUT, this time I'll take the easy way out, like some others around here have done, and I'll marry ALL three! I'll go Mormon and have 3 husbands, with one huge king size bed. How's that?!

Next:
Jason Varitek, Paul LoDuca, Jason LaRue