I like!

Kill: Jason LaRue-- I have to get rid of someone here.

F**k: Jason Varitek

Marry: Paul LoDuca-- Oh, the thought of having Paul for the rest of my life is too much to stand!

Next 3 (World Cup time):
Christiano Ronaldo
David James
Landon Donovan

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This is a tough one:

Kill - Tom Brady (hot as hell, but has the worst body of the three)

F*** - David Dellucci (looks like he could drive anyone through the floor)

Marry - Chase Utley (super nice guy, cute as hell, who wouldn't want to wake up to him every morning)

Next Three -

Grady Sizemore
Jon Garland
Mark Mulder

Hmmm...

Kill: Mark Mulder-- Had to get rid of someone.

F**k: Jon Garland-- Had to love him for just one night.

Marry: Grady Sizemore-- Had to love him enough to marry!


Next 3:
Javy Lopez
Paul LoDuca
Travis Hafner

[quote]HRKing74:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by UCLAfan:
NOW for some locker room fun with our own members, give a shot at these three men:
UCLAfan
Falconpride
phoneix99 [/quote]HRKing, I'm flattered that you'd even consider me for this list. However, I don't know what UCLA and Phoenix look like. And you don't know what I look like...how do you know if I'm sexy or not? Now lets look at the last choices:

Kill--Paul Lo Duca. How do people find him attractive? EWWWWW....GROSS!

f**k--Javy Lopez. That smile.....

Marry--Travis Hafner. He's all homegrown, being from North Dakota and all....

Next three--Members of The Tribe (Past and Present Cleveland Indians):

Jim Thome
Kevin Millwood
Victor Martinez

I really have no business answering this one.... baseball players do very little for me.... BUT, ....

Marry: Kevin Millwood
F*ck: Victor Martinez (i'd like to see his "o" face when I enter....
K*ll: Jim Thome (process of elimination...sorry)


Hmmm.... how about Wally Szczberiak, Brady Quinn, and David Beckham? How's THAT for variety?????

[ June 27, 2006, 01:44 PM: Message edited by: tombauer98 ]

Easy one for me...

K*ll - Sir Wally (By elimination only)
F*ck - Brady's Bunch (Definitely wanna hit that)
M*rry - Becks (after seeing his Interview with Ali G, I fell instantly in love. He can even bring Posh along!)

Next Up;

JT Snow
Chad Pennington
Mike Bibby

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Princess, if you would just look in the Clubhouse, and type in my username, you'd find my picture.

Kill--James Farrior. Um, I know he's on the Steelers and all, and I respect him as a player, but....no.

f**k--James Augustine. WOW!

Marry--James Blake. I'd like volleying his balls!

Next three--Past and Present Minnesota Twins:

Michael Cuddyer
Joe Mauer
Corey Koskie

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Alright let's give this a try here...

Kill: Corey Koskie

F*ck: Michael Cuddyer-- Yeah, I'd think of him more as Cuddlyer, haha!

Marry: Joe Mauer-- By far and away, this is my dream stud! He could do anything he wanted to me and then I'd ask for more. OH DEAR LORD!


Next 3 (Texas Rangers):
Michael Young
Ian Kinsler
Mark DeRosa

Kill: Michael Young
F^ck: Ian Kinsler. He has a nice little booty.
Marry: Mark DeRosa. I've liked this guy for a while.


Next three are, if you guessed it you get five points, World Cup players:
Zinedine Zidane
Michael Ballack
Bartosz Bosacki

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HRKing, I can't believe you actually took the time to do the analysis. I am highly impressed and deeply disturbed . Now, onto John's picks...

Kill--Michael Ballack. Auf Wiedersehen .

f**k--Bartosz Bosacki. I never knew the joys of international soccer.

Marry--Zinedine Zidane. I dunno...out of all three, I'd want to spend all my time with him.

Next three--Superbowl QBs:

Matt Hasselbeck
John Elway
Donovan McNabb

So there, HRKing...new names for ya! Add that to the list! By the way, did you ever look at my pic? wink

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Kill: Donovan McNabb

F**k: Matt Hasselbeck

Marry: John Elway


Next 3 (still) Super Bowl QBs:
Troy Aikman
Joe Montana
Tom Brady

K - Joe Montana

F - Troy Aikman

M - Tom Brady

Next: Foreign Golfers
Camilo Villegas
Adam Scott
Padraig Harrington

Kill - Padraig Harrington

F*** - Carmilo Villagas (have you seen his arms)

Marry - Adam Scott (hot body, gorgeous, I want to be spending my life with that)

Next Three:

J.J. Redick
Ray Allen
Dwyane Wade

[ July 11, 2006, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: HRKing74 ]

And now, back to a wonderful 4th of July weekend.

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[quote]HRKing74:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Falconpride:
Oh YES, sweetheart, I did take a good long look at you. WOW! I would marry you, if I were 20 years younger. I do have a 22 year old son who is single . . .
By nature, I am a people pleaser. I was not trying to impress you, but that is where I get my jollies, by making people happy wink Actually, I wanted to know who was the tops, now we know and I don't have to do that again. Love you Guys. [/quote]Aww....I'd marry you, HRKing...I like me Southern Men. I'd go after your son, except a) I don't know if he's gay and I like men to be older than me...to a certain extent. If they're Senior Citizens, then it's not likely. However, if you have any friends of yours that look like you, that have a Deep South Accent, and are available, please let me know. Thanks.

OK Ladies, let's get back to the game at hand, and stop with the admiration society By the way, a couple of days ago I spent the better part of an hour trying to change my avatar to a personal photo, but was unable to. (I am very impatient) It was a photo that I had used previously as my avatar, I removed because I thought it was quite frightening.

Anyway!

I would have to kill Ray Allen & Dwyane Wade and marry that sweet young boozehound JJ Redick!

Next;

Bret Boone, Aaron Boone, Gil Meche

Yes, but I like admiring some members of this society, thanks .

Onto your picks...

Kill--Bret Boone. Good thing he retired; I thought he should've been put out to pasture ages ago... wink

f**k--Gil Meche. It was a tossup, but I think I could be with Gil for a few nights.

Marry--Aaron Boone. He's cuter than his brother, plus he's been through alot. I like his strength of character and emotional fortitude. And have you seen that face ?

Next three--Going Fishing (Current Florida Marlins):

Joe Girardi
Dan Uggla
Miguel Cabrera

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Perfect timing for these 3 men and a tough selection you hand out:

Kill: Miguel Cabrera-- Oh man, out of the 3 here, he is one to go.

F**k: Joe Girardi-- Yeah, he's still a hunka, hunka burnin' love!

Marry: Dan Uggla-- If you get a chance to check him out, by all means, do it! He doesn't disappoint at all.


Next 3. Time for a trip to Yankee Stadium:
Johnny Damon
Derek Jeter
Alex Rodriguez

Oh, UCLA, how can you make me choose between the three?!! Alright...

Kill--Johnny Damon. Sorry....he's GORGEOUS , but one of 'em had to go...

f**k--Alex Rodriguez. I know he can play in several positions....

Marry--Derek Jeter. I don't care if people think he's overrated. I'll take him to my dugout anytime.

Next three--Head to PNC Park:

Zach Duke
Craig Wilson
Paul Maholm

OK Falconpride, I've avoided these 3 long enough, instead of taking the easy way out and killing all three of them, I actually googled all 3 of them. It didn't help much, but here are my choices;

Kill - Paul Maholm
f**k - Craig Wilson
Marry - Zach Duke (short marriage)

Let's move on to 3 HOT guys!

NEXT:

Barry Zito, Mark Mulder, Tim Hudson

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These were some hard choices, but I made them anyway.

Kill - Tim Hudson
f**k - Barry Zito.
Marry - Mark Mulder. If I remember correctly, there is picture of him in his gray boxer briefs and what a culo.

Next three are from the White Sox:
Jim Thome, Javier Vasquez (Mr. Adjuster), and Mark Buehrle.

Uhm, Mark Mulder, in underwear, please give me more info. Please. Thanks.

On to your choices;

Kill - Jim Thome
f**k - Mark Buehrle
Marry - Javier Vazquez (I've had a "thing" for this guy since he was in Montreal. YES!

Next, the LA Dodgers edition;

J.D. Drew, Jeff Kent, Rafael Furcal

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Phoenix, the picture was posted a year or two ago in the locker room. I can't find it now.

Kill - Jeff Kent
f**k - J.D. Drew
Marry - Rafael Furcal

Next three from the Orioles: Kris Benson, Javy Lopez, and Daniel Cabrera.

Kill - Daniel Cabrera
f**k - Kris Benson
Marry - Javy Lopez (Until death do us part BABY!)

Next!

Ryan Klesko, Brian Giles, Trevor Hoffman

Kill -- Brian Giles (by process of elimination)
F*ck -- Ryan Klesko (nice shirtless pics in google)
Marry -- Trevor Hoffman (I'm a catcher, so I gotta love pitchers!!


Next:

A little shift....

Freddie Ljungberg, David Beckham, and David James

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I like!

Kill - Vance Wilson
f**k - Jason Kendall
Marry - Jason Varitek (Pretty easy choice)

Next!

Since football season is starting in about 2 months, let's "bone up" on the NFL hotties; Coaches Edition

Jon Gruden, Jack Del Rio, Jim Mora Jr.

I think we've done these three before, but here goes...

Kill (but by default ONLY)--Jon Gruden. He's hot, but not as much as the other two. Sorry, Chucky .

F**k--Jim Mora, Jr. WAY better looking than the Senior Edition .

Marry--Jack Del Rio. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I likes me Italian Stallions.

Next three--NCAA Basketball Coaches:

John Calipari
Tom Crean
Rick Pitino

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Good eye, HRKing74! How did you know about these fine young specimens? It was a delight googling these three.

Kill (Reluctantly) - Todd McClure
f**k (Vigorously) - Jeff Hartings
Marry (Faithfully) - Drew Hodgdon

Some good old NFL standbys;

Drew Bledsoe, J.P. Losman, Adam Vinatieri

I like these 3!

Kill: Drew Bledsoe-- Since I have to eliminate someone.

F**k: J.P. Losman-- YUMMY!

Marry: Adam Vinatieri-- OK, Adam is too hot to turn away at all and sensitive enough to stay married to for years.


Next 3:
Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Ray Lewis

Kill - Eli Manning
f**k - Ray Lewis (Oh YES!)
Marry - Peyton Manning (I know he's not the best looking guy, but there is something about him, maybe it's just me)

Next!

Mike Alstott, Brian Griese, Jake Plummer

Kill: Mike Alstott-- OVERRATED!

F**k: Brian Griese-- Mmm... YUM!

Marry: Jake Plummer-- Seriously, how can anyone NOT be attracted to Jake "The Snake"? With a nickname like that, he was meant to please!


Next 3:
Michael Vick
Daunte Culpepper
Alex Smith

Nice variety UCLA!

Kill - Michael Vick (I heard he has cooties)
f**k - Alex Smith (I'd f**k him silly)
Marry - Daunte Culpepper (Wouldn't mind waking up next to him every morning)

NBA Edition;

Jason Kidd, Karl Malone, Richard Jefferson

Kill--Richard Jefferson. Pass!

F**k--Karl Malone. The Mailman will deliver!

Marry--Jason Kidd. I'll keep him in line!

Next three...Sibling Sets. It's a two-for-one special today here on Outsports! Pick the pair you'd like to kill, f**k, and marry. Outsports...the only place where polygamy is legal.

Bob and Mike Bryan
Marcus and Brian Giles
Tiki and Ronde Barber

Oh yeah, I like the way you think Falconpride!

Kill - the Bryans (who?)
f**k - the Barbers
Marry - the Giles'

Next, the Colorado Rockies Edition;

Matt Holliday, Yorvit Torrealba, Todd Helton

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I'm gonna let someone else respond to your three. However, if you wanted to see what the Bryan Brothers look like, all you had to do was click on their names. It was supposed to direct you to a picture of the twins as they were awarded the Wimbledon Mens' Doubles Championship. Oh, well...

OK, I saw the picture, I'd say I made the right decision.

I guess nobody pays attention to the sports teams west of the Mississippi? Those 3 Colorado Rockies are really hot? Any takers? If I could post a link of their pictures I would. Whatever.......

Oh, don't whine, I'll do it...

Kill--Matt Holliday. Just because he's an all-star does't mean I find him attractive.

F**k--Yorvit Torrealba. Mm....will convert to pitcher for this game.

Marry--Todd Helton. No reason necessary. His hotness speaks for itself.

Next three...since Phoenix is complaining about not enough representation from west of the Mississippi, here you go...Hotties from the AL West:

Barry Zito
Chone Figgins
Mark DeRosa

Thanks Falconpride, I'll stop whining now!
And I appreciate you checking out my boys from the west! wink

Kill - Chone Figgins
f**k - Barry Zito
Marry - Mark DeRosa (I really like this one, he is on my all-time hotties list!)

Next, First 3 AL batters from All-Star Game;

Ichiro Suzuki, Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez