Kill - Derek Jeter. He's cute, but overrated. I'm done with him.
f**k - Ichiro Suzuki. He's quite the cute young man.
Marry - Alex Rodriguez. What can I say? His eyes rock.

Next three are for the Dodger fans:
Sandy Alomar, Nomar Garciaparra, and J.D. Drew

Kill - Sandy Alomar
f**k - Nomar Garciaparra (love that big nose of his!)
Marry - J.D. Drew (He looks like he could f**k all night)

Next, 3 of my D-Back favorites;

Craig Counsell, Chad Tracy, Conor Jackson

[ July 13, 2006, 09:21 AM: Message edited by: phoenix99 ]

OH NO! I seem to love Conor Jackson that I can't help but play this round.

Kill: Craig Counsell AND Chad Tracy-- Compared to Conor, these boys can go back into the rotation and not come back.

F**k & Marry: Conor Jackson-- Milk does that body good! He just simply makes anyone else on that team look like a can of dog food that was run over on I-10.


Next 3. How about a trip to Houston?:
Aubrey Huff
Andy Pettitte
Brad Lidge

I know what you mean UCLA, Conor has that Elvis Presley sneer, and I just love the way we wiggles his ass when he comes to bat. I would love to share a King size bed with those three D-Backs, HELL YEAH!

Anyway, on to your choices;

Kill - Aubrey Huff
f**k - Brad Lidge
Marry - Andy Pettitte (This man is very special, I swear all I have to do is watch him pitch and I get aroused, and I ain't just whistlin' Dixie! I even used to dream this man.)

eek!

Next, Catchers!

Jason Varitek, Ivan Rodriguez, Brad Ausmus

Kill--Pudge. I don't find him the least bit attractive.

F**k--Brad Ausmus. I like my MOT's, and he's still good for a round or two.

Marry--Jason Varitek. Yinz are all going to have to fight me for him

More Catchers...Let's add some new names:

A.J. Pierzynski
Vance Wilson
Brian McCann

Kill - Brian McCann
f**k - A.J. Pierzynski
Marry - Vance Wilson (Nice!)

Next!

Joe Mauer, Mike Lieberthal, Mike Piazza

Kill: Mike Piazza-- 1 word: OVERRATED.

F**k: Mike Lieberthal

Marry: Joe Mauer-- He is just too delicious to not pass up. Seeing him every morning would be too much not to enjoy for an entire lifetime.


NEXT 3, men of NASCAR:
Kasey Kahne
Carl Edwards
Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

ok here you go for the NBA
Kill: kobe
F&*k: Kirk Hienrich
Marry : Steve Nash

college football:

Kill: anyone of the gators
F**k: Brady Quinn
marry: Kyle Wright Go Canes!!

Kill: Kasey Kahne

F**k: Dale Earnhardt, Jr. I still wonder do the curtains match the drapes...

Marry: Carl Edwards. He has the best nipples. Jeez...

Next three from tennis:
Andre Agassi
Roger Federer
Rafael Nadal

I guess I will field the tennis one AGAIN....it's tradition!!!

This is a tricky one for me since I am one of the few who do not see the Nadal appeal, and although an Agassi fan I dont want to f**k him (anymore)....I would marry him though, but not before Roger. Arrrrgh!!!!

KILL - Rafa (You'd be a better f**k than Andre, but I just cant kill Agassi....I cant do it)

f**k - Andre (The third place f**k Andre is also my third place kill and second place marry, but we gotta do what we gotta do)

MARRY - Roger (no-brainer there)

Up next....

Randy Johnson
Kevin McHale
Vijay Singh

No one said this was going to be easy.

OK goodguy, I'll accept the challenge, and I won't wimp out and kill them all, I'll play the game as it was intended.

Kill - Randy Johnson (I would rather have sex with a woman than with this monster!)
f**k - Vijay Singh (Might be interesting)
Marry - Kevin McHale (He's a basketball player, maybe he's hung?)

Next, more ugly dudes;

Pedro Martinez, Curt Schilling, Hideki Matsui

I'd marry Pedro, f**k Matsui and kill Schilling.
(weird how I didn't have to give that much thought)

How about the former Braves pitching trio?

Greg Maddux
John Smoltz
Tom Glavine

Good job GBMetsFan!

Kill - Tom Glavine
f**k - Greg Maddux
Marry - John Smoltz (I know he's a big anti-homo, but that usually means they're interested!)

Next!

Tiger Woods, Barry Bonds, Steve Nash

An interesting selection but not quite the best I've had...

Kill: Barry Bonds-- Need I explain this one?

F**k: Steve Nash

Marry: Tiger Woods


OK, how about a trip to Anaheim with some Angels?:

Adam Kennedy
Casey Kotchman
Robb Quinlan

I had to google these 3 dudes, didn't really help, but here it goes;

Kill - Adam Kennedy
f**k - Casey Kotchman
Marry - Robb Quinlan

I could probably Kill, f**k or Marry any of them, they're kinda boring looking. :confused:

Next!

Shea Hillenbrand, Moises Alou, Steve Finley

I'd have to marry Moises Alou. Always liked him, so I'd want him to stick around. I'd kill Shea and f**k Finley.

Next, the most likely MVP candidates for the current division leaders in the NL:

David Wright (Mets)
Albert Pujols (Cardinals)
Adrián González (Padres)

Kill - Adrian Gonzalez
f**k - David Wright
Marry - Albert Pujols (Those thighs! Damn I'd love to feel those every night)

Next;

Jason Varitek, Barry Zito, Brian Roberts

Kill: Brian Roberts

F**k: Jason Varitek-- Sure, everyone else is still enamored of his manhood. But he's still just eye candy.

Marry: Barry Zito-- More than eye candy for sure!


Next 3-- Dallas Cowboys:
Terrell Owens
Terry Glenn
Mike Vanderjagt

Kill - Terrell Owens
f**k - Terry Glenn
Marry - Vanderjagt

Next!

Some sexy Colts,

Adam Vinatieri, Peyton Manning, Dallas Clark

Kill -- I can't choose any... damn! Okay, Vinateri!

f**k -- Payton Manning (I'll bet he's a freak!)

Marry -- Dallas Clark (forget that booty call action... I want to have his damn babies!)

Next -- Minnesota Athletes (I lived in the Twin Cities for four years)

Torii Hunter
Jim Kleinsasser
Marian Gaborik

[ August 09, 2006, 10:58 PM: Message edited by: coachjw ]

Hi CoachJW!

Kill - Torii Hunter (Doesn't do a thing for me)
f**k - Marian Gaborik (Nice!)
Marry - Jim Kleinsasser (Definitely my body type, yum!)

Some current AZ athletes (I've lived in AZ all my life)

Kurt Warner, Conor Jackson, Jeremy Roenick

This one's tough...

Kill -- Kurt Warner (not really, I'm a Rams fan but he went to UNI and I went to SIUC -- we might have a quickie before I off him though...)

f**k - Jeremy Roenick

Marry - Conor Jackson -- a younger man and appears to be built Ford-Tough!


Next, I have to go with track athletes since that appears to be the flavor of the month.

Andrew Rock
Matt Scherer
Terrance Trammell

I have to say none of these guys are my "type" but I "googled" them all, and here's the verdict;

Kill - Matt Scherer
f**k - Terrance Trammell
Marry - Andrew Rock

Next;

Ben Roethlisberger, Peyton Manning, Trent Green

After a brief absence, I am ready to return to this thread. Here we go!

Kill--Peyton Manning. I don't know why he's even been nominated . Someone stop playing this cruel joke....

F**k--Trent Green. He sure is purty....

Marry--Big Ben Roethlisberger. Still looking good after the accident. And since I live in Pittsburgh, and am young and pretty, I get first dibs!

Next three....Boys in Blue (L.A. Dodgers):

Greg Maddux
Russell Martin
Nomar Garciaparra

Well, welcome back Falconpride!

By the way, I find Peyton very fascinating, and would love to give him a shot! On to your picks, (boring wink )

Kill - Greg Maddux
f**k - Russell Martin
Mary - Nomar Garciaparra (I had to marry somebody, why not him?)

Next!

Javier Vazquez, Joe Crede, Jim Thome

Aww, thanks Phoenix. Kotter's got NOTHING on me.... wink Time for your picks, and I like the choices:

Kill--Joe Crede. I don't like the new look. He was better off clean-shaven.

F**k--Jim Thome. And it would be so more than a one-night stand.

Marry--Javier Vasquez. I wanna see his jalapeno .

Next three...Meet The Mets:

Tom Glavine
Lastings Milledge
David Wright

None of three is supermodel attactive face-wise, but their bodies... WOO! Especially Scherer and Trammell. Rock is probably the most attractive of the three. Phoenix, we are going to have to work with you on the appreciation of the track athlete's physique!! haha j/k


Next three...Meet The Mets:

Tom Glavine
Lastings Milledge
David Wright

Kill: Lastings Milledge

F*ck: David Wright -- I didn't know him before but he looks like he could get physical!

Marry: Tom Glavine. He's more mature but kinda handsome. We wouldn't have to have sex all the time -- we could ride into the sunset together though. (That was kinda sappy!)

For Phoenix wink MORE track (Google 'em or ask Finneye to hook you up...)

Jordan Kent
John Woods
Matt Shirvington

[ August 14, 2006, 09:34 PM: Message edited by: coachjw ]

Coach...are you a Saluki? I read your profile, and I saw you mention SIU. Now, to your choices:

Kill--Matt Shirvington. He's cute, but not as much as the other two. Sorry

F**k--Jordan Kent. A triple threat, playing b-ball, football and running track. I'd say he has the energy to satisfy my sexual appetite. wink

Marry--John Woods. I didn't know about him before. Thanks for shedding the light on him, Coach .

Next three...Vezina Trophy Winners. These are for Coach, as we're going to introduce him to the joys of the NHL :cool: .

Dominik Hasek
Patrick Roy
Martin Brodeur

Yes, Falcon, I am a proud Saluki alum -- I'm even a four-year track letterwinner! (Missouri Valley Conference 400m hurdle champ in '91 and '92 -- should've run my lazy ass in the Gay Games... perhaps in '10?)

Kill -- Dominik Hasek -- does nothing for me!

F*ck -- Patrick Roy -- you didn't leave me many options but he looks like he can be rugged!

Marry -- Martin Brodeur -- he's the only one I didn't know of before but I am all for a quick engagement! wink

Okay, I'm gonna change it up and go Big Ten this time! Since it's just about football season...

Jim Tressel -- OSU coach
Pat Fitzgerald -- New NU coach
Ron Zook -- Illinois coach

Ok, this Ohio boy will give it a shot...

Kill: Ron Zook. Handsome guy, but someone's gotta go...
F*ck: Pat Fitzgerald. Damn that boy's hot!
Marry: St. Jimmy, who has rescued the Scarlet and Grey from oblivion and crushed Michigan with his heel...

Next, in honor of this week's PGA Championship!
Tiger Woods
Sergio Garcia
Roberto Gamez

Damn! I was so tempted to kill them all! Golfers?

Kill - Tiger Woods (yuck)

f**k - Sergio Garcia (I guess...)

N/A - Roberto Gamez (Couldn't find anything on this dude)

Next!

Miguel Cabrera, Dan Uggla, Joe Girardi

[ August 25, 2006, 07:56 AM: Message edited by: - ]

I like the way you think HRKing! But Miguel is 23, which is my minimum age limit, Dan Uggla is probably so tight that he squeaks, and Girardi is hotter than half of his own team!

Let's see;

Kill - Ryan Howard
f**k - Lance Berkman (love his racoon eyes)
Marry - Carlos Beltran (love his body)

Next!

Johnny Damon, Jason Giambi, Jorge Posada

[ August 18, 2006, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: phoenix99 ]

K** Giambi before he kills me in a 'roid rage fit

F** Damon since he's too pretty to stick around

M** Jorge because he has a buttocks to die for


Next: Some Broncs

John Lynch, Jack Plummer, Jay Cutler

OK Jay,

Kill - Jay Cutler
f**k - Jake Plummer (nice ass)
Marry - John Lynch - (nice everything)

Next!

Some sexy AZ Cardinals,

Larry Fitzgerald, Kurt Warner, Neil Rackers

Kill -- it'd have to be Kurt Warner

F*ck -- Larry Fitzgerald -- he's been drinking milk
wink

Marry -- Neil Rackers -- he's got great guys I could wake up to and a nice body for a kicker.

Rams are up next then!

Joe Klopfenstein
Torry Holt
Brandon Green

Kill - Torry Holt
f**k - Brandon Green
Marry - Joe Klopfenstein (Perfect, a tight end!)

Thanks for pointing out Joe K. to me, I'll have to keep an eye out for him.

Next!

Since NE is playing my Cardinals right now, let's check out some hot Pats;

Tom Brady, Mike Vrabel, David Thomas

Looks like it's been awhile... did nobody want to touch these Patriots?? haha

Kill -- Mike Vrabel (do I really have to? I'd sneak in a quickie as his last request)

F*ck -- Tom Brady -- that Metro look is only masking his true sex appeal! We could mess up his hair and a bedroom together...

Marry -- David Thomas -- young, HOT, and athletic... he has potential and size (I mean his 6'3", 248# frame)...

Next up, Iowa Hawkeyes in the NFL

Dallas Clark
Tim Dwight
Abdul Hodge

Coach!

Kill - Abdul Hodge
f**k - Tim Dwight
Marry - Dallas Clark (Yes!)

Next, some sexy Falcons;

Keith Brooking, Michael Vick, Patrick Kerney

Hiya, Phoenix!

Kill -- Michael Vick (sorry, Dawg)!

F*ck -- Patrick Kerney -- who needs a gym membership when you can have sex with him?!?

Marry -- Keith Brooking (sigh... Mr. Perfect!)

Next, NFL Coaches

John Gruden
Jack Del Rio
Jim Mora, Jr.

Now that's what I'm talking about! Perfect! I could easily f**k & marry all of these men, but I'll play the game the way it was intended.

Kill - Jim Mora, Jr. (Can I f**k him to death?)
f**k - Jack Del Rio
Marry - Jon Gruden (I've had fantasies about this man since he coached the Raiders. I imagine him getting really angry about something and then he channels all his anger into his ass-f**king. Oh yeah!)

Next, some sexy super QB's!

Drew Bledsoe, Chad Pennington, Brian Griese

Drew Bledsoe, Chad Pennington, Brian Griese

Kill - I should really break the rules (?) or set a precedent and move two to the next... none of them should die!! Okay, after MUCH deliberation... Chad Pennington! (We would have a quickie before he walked the Green Mile though.)

F*ck -- Drew Bledsoe -- he could've easily been swapped with Chad.

Marry -- Brian Griese -- actually, I probably would've married any of the three (it's not like Brian stands out).

Next, more track (my first love)!

Jamie Beyer
Breaux Greer
Leonard Scott

Coach! Some nice track & field dudes. Thanks wink

Kill - Jamie Beyer
f**k - Leonard Scott (what a smile!)
Marry - Breaux Greer

Maybe I'll start watching these events more often.

Next;

Brian Giles, Russell Branyan, Mike Piazza

My turn...

Kill--Brian Giles. He looks too "Hey, Buddy" for my tastes.

F**k--Mike Piazza. It was a toss-up between him and Brian. Piazza gets the edge, since I like Italian-American men.

Marry--Russell Branyan. So tall! So handsome! So mine!

Next three...NCAA Men's Basketball Coaches:

Ben Howland
Tom Crean
Billy Donovan

Kill - Ben Howland (Real funny Falconpride)
f**k - Tom Crean
Marry - Billy Donovan

Next!

I'll think of these 3 to get my mind off those 3 coaches.

Steve Finley, Jeff Francoeur, Jim Edmonds

Kill: Jim Edmonds

F**k: Steve Finley-- ALL NIGHT LONG!

Marry: Jeff Francoeur-- Check my pulse because I think it shot up another 20 points just thinking about this possibility!


Next 3 from the World Champion Chicago White Sox:
Scott Podsednik
A.J. Pierzynski
Jon Garland

Kill - AJ (just nothin hot about him)

f**k - Scottie Pods (cute face, hot bod)

Marry - Jon Garland (gorgeous, how could I not wake up to that every morning)

Next Three -

Reggie Bush
Alex Smith
David Carr

Kill - Alex Smith (cute, but doesn't do it for me)
F**k - Reggie Bush (that GQ spread was just too HOT!)
Marry - David Carr (being a Christian, he probably has very strong anti-homo feelings, but he is the marrying kind... wink

OK, more NASCAR drivers...

Jimmie Johnson
Jamie McMurray
Ryan Newman

K - Ryan Newman
F - Jimmie Johnson
M - Jamie McMurray (as long as we do it everyday)

Tennis Players I saw Close Up last week

Augustin Calleri
Robby Ginepri
Tommy Haas

Augustin Calleri
Robby Ginepri
Tommy Haas

They're all kind of cute!

Kill -- Augustin Calleri (you wanted me to choose one in the spirit of the game)

F*ck -- Tommy Haas

Marry -- Robby Ginepri -- if I could be with him everyday, I don't think I'd EVER complain about anything!!! haha (for real though)

Next, tennis "greats"

Jim Courier
Pete Sampras
Jimmy Connors