Kill: Alex Smith (just for screwing up the 49ers even more)

f**k: David Carr (have you seen that ass!!)

Marry: Reggie Bush (sweet, loveable, sexy eyes)

OK buddy, welcome to the forum! Now, you need to give the NEXT person 3 athletes to choose for f**king, Marrying and Killing. Got it? wink

Sorry Phoenix! Hopefully I get a pass for being a redhead....lol.

NEXT THREE:
Matt Hasselbeck
Carlos Beltran
Jason Varitek

NEXT THREE:
Matt Hasselbeck
Carlos Beltran
Jason Varitek

Kill: Carlos Beltran - He screwed the Astros royally after signing with the Mets and he robbed the Astros of a win last week.

f**k: Jason Varitek - I'd love to have control over his ass, while grabbing a hold of his tree truck thighs.

Marry: Matt Hasselbeck - Just because he'd look great in a tux.

Next up 3 athletes of which have written books.

Lance Armstrong, Billy Bean and Kurt Warner

KILL: Billy Bean (I wrote him a nice email and he never responded...schmuc!)

f**k: Kurt Warner (He is SO cute)

MARRY: Lance Armstrong (name recognition, lol)

NEXT THREE:
NFL RB's

Sean Alexander
Tiki Barber (even though some say he and Sean are the same person)
Ladamian Tomlinson

hmmmmmm..... only cuz I have to......

Kill Ladamian Tomlinson
Marry Sean Alexander
F*ck Tiki Barber-- I think he'd be a great lay!!!

Next...QB's :

Colt McCoy -- what a butt!
David Carr -- what a butt!
Ben Rothlisberger -- what a butt!

I admit, I couldn't choose.... I'd like to see what you do.....

Yes, you get a pass, no problem. wink
Now on to the picks!

Kill - Colt McCoy (looks too much like a BOY)
f**k - Roethlisberger (I want to know if we should call him "Big Ben" or not)
Marry - David Carr (I would love to f**k that pretty face of his)

Next!

Daunte Culpepper, Bill Cowher, Jason Taylor

Kill - Bill Cowher. I don't know too much about him. And he definitely isn't a Jason Taylor.
f**k - Daunte Culpepper. Oh hell yeah.
Marry - Jason Taylor. Oh, the Sports Illustrated spread some years back with him in a towel and his chocolate chip nipples. He has beautiful skin.

Next!

Will Demps, Mike Lowell, and Santana Moss.

Kill: WILL DEMPS
f**k: SANTANA MOSS (something tells me he is great in bed)
Marry: MIKE LOWELL (I melt at the thought of looking at him each morning)

NEXT!
Keith Hernandez
Jason Giambi
Rondell White

OK, I'll bite!

Kill - Rondell White
f**k - Keith Hernandez (I'd have to do him with my eyes closed wink
Marry - Jason Giambi

Next!

Scott Rolen, Albert Pujols, David Eckstein

Kill: Albert Pujols

F**k: Scott Rolen, ALL night long!

Marry: David Eckstein, who is my dream boy! Ah!

Next 3, NFL Quarterbacks:
Marc Bulger
Jake Plummer
Carson Palmer

Kill George Steinbrenner, and distribute his entrails out of a low-lying plane over all of New York, and deliver his carcass to Johnny Damon.

F--- Tom Zbikowski. He's 21, so don't bother checking. Better yet, Brian Urlacher. Better still, Brian and Tom both, in the showers.

Marry Jason Varitek. And build that ranch house in Texas on 500 acres with a stocked fish pond and a fleet of restored 1977 Ford Broncos.

Question of protocol - if you choose F---, can you specify that it's, um, from behind, so you don't have to see their ugly mug? And after seeing his accuracy today, I sure has hell wouldn't want Jake Plummer on top! Just wondering. wink

LXN

[ September 10, 2006, 04:44 PM: Message edited by: Lexington ]

K - Mark Bulger
F - Carson Palmer
M - Jake "The Snake" Plummer: Always thought Jake was a hottie

Some baseball Players
Todd Zeile (remember him)
Jeff Kent (remember him)
Shaun Estes

Let's not get into details here "horse country" besides, it's your party, You can do it anyway you want

[ September 10, 2006, 06:52 PM: Message edited by: kiperoni ]

Wow, now that's what I call 3 DAMN good choices!
I could easily marry & f**k all three of them (at once!) Hmmmmmmmmmmm,
Kill - Todd Zeile (of course I remember him)
f**k - Jeff Kent (how could I forget this one)
Marry - Shawn Estes (I will NEVER forget this pretty boy!) wink

Next!

Kurt Warner, Chad Pennington, Drew Brees

Some baseball Players
Todd Zeile (remember him)
Jeff Kent (remember him)
Shaun Estes [/qb][/QUOTE]Wow, now that's what I call 3 DAMN good choices!
I could easily marry & f**k all three of them (at once!) Hmmmmmmmmmmm,
Kill - Todd Zeile (of course I remember him)
f**k - Jeff Kent (how could I forget this one)
Marry - Shawn Estes (I will NEVER forget this pretty boy!) wink

Next!

Kurt Warner, Chad Pennington, Drew Brees [/QB][/QUOTE]

great choices!
KILL: Drew Brees (he had to go out of the 3 of em)
f**k: Chad Pennington (have you seen that ass!?)
MARRY: Kurt Warner (this guy is just the sweetest, sexiest thing)

NEXT!
Alex Smith
Michael Barrett
Jared Weaver

KILL: Jered Weaver (looks too much like brother Jeff)
F**K: Alex Smith (awful young, but pretty cute for a QB)
MARRY: Michael Barrett (I don't normally go for babyfaced and blond / blue, but he'd be the one!)

NEXT!
James Blake
Mike Mussina
Neal Cotts

[ September 13, 2006, 06:52 AM: Message edited by: Bill W ]

Nice wink

Kill - James Blake
f**k - Neal Cotts
Marry - Mike Mussina (Love the way he squints when he's "looking in" on the catcher) He bends over nicely too

Next!

Brad Johnson (Minn QB), Mark Brunell, Trent Green

Hey, Phoenix!

Kill -- Mark Brunell -- looks like he could've been The Unabomber

F*ck -- Trent Green -- the sex would be hot!

Marry -- Brad Johnson -- he's not the hottest of the three but looks like the one I'd most likely settle down and marry!

Next, college football players...

James Laurinaitis, Ohio State
Drew Tate, Iowa
Brian Robison, Texas

James Laurinaitis - Kill (before the TX-OSU game!)
Drew Tate - F***
Brian Robison - Marry (maybe I can get a pass into the lockeroom!)

Next, football players in Texas

David Thomas (Texas, NE Patriots)
Troy Aikman (Dallas Cowboys)
David Carr (Houston Texans)

Easy choice!

Kill -- Troy Aikman -- never did anything for me
F*ck -- David Thomas -- mmmm that would be so nice
Marry -- David Carr -- cuz I'd want to f*ck him daily


Next: Heisman Winners:

Matt Leinhart
Reggie Busch
Eric Crouch

Kill: Reggie Bush

F**k: Matt Leinhart, as much and as hard as I could!

Marry: Eric Crouch, since marriage implies the f**king thing as often and as much as possible.


Next 3:
Michael Young
Derek Jeter
Dan Uggla

Ugh, this is another toughie!

Kill - Dan Uggla (because I HAD to kill "someone")
f**k - Michael Young (he HAS to have a wild side)
Marry - Derek Jeter (I'm NOT crazy!)

Next;

Luis Gonzalez (my husband wink ), Steve Finley (my ex wink ), David Dellucci (my current wink )

[ September 14, 2006, 08:21 PM: Message edited by: phoenix99 ]

I must admit that I am very intrigued by this "game"

Kill Gonzalez
F**k Finley
Marry Dellucci (I am a beef eater)

Here are three of baseballs infielders to look at:
Jason Giambi
Phil Nevin
Lance Burkman

Kill--Lance Berkman. Out of the three, I find him the least attractive. Put him in another group, and he might have survived. Oh Lance, what could've been . BTW, isn't Lance an outfielder?

F**k--Jason Giambi. I was mad when he went from the A's to the Yankees, but he's since been forgiven. Time for makeup sex!

Marry--Phil Nevin. He seems like a nice guy; he just needs a place he can call home, as he's moved around quite a bit lately.

Next three...Sexy South Africans:

Olaf Kolzig
Gary Anderson
Steve Nash

K - Gary Anderson

F - Steve Nash

M - Olaf Kolzig


Next - Cute Kickers

Shaun Suisham

Mike Nugent

Stephen Gostkowski

It's been a minute, so I figured I'd bump it back up!

Next - Cute Kickers

Shaun Suisham

Mike Nugent

Stephen Gostkowski

Kill -- Shaun Suisham -- cute but looks a little TOO young

F*ck -- Mike Nugent -- he seemed hotter at Ohio State though

Marry -- Stephen Gostkowski -- also looks young but I could grow "old" with him

Next, MLB playoffs

Chris Carpenter, Jake Peavy, Shawn Green

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Hey guys, long time no play!

Kill - Shawn Green (legs are way too skinny)
f**k - Chris Carpenter
Marry - Jake Peavy

Next!

Barry Zito, Eric Chavez, Jason Kendall (Go A's!)

Kill: Jason Kendall

F**k: Eric Chavez

Marry: Barry Zito -- How could anyone turn him down?


Next 3, All QBs:
Eli Manning, Matt Leinart, & Ben Roethlisberger

Next 3, All QBs:
Eli Manning, Matt Leinart, & Ben Roethlisberger

Kill - Big Ben Roethlisberger -- he'd probably get some play before the execution though...

F*ck - Matt Leinart -- he'd look like he's constantly been working out

Marry - Eli Manning -- he's SO damn cute!! We could do it all the time AND he could be my valentine!

Next, NFL Players

Ernie Conwell
Kevin Curtis
Rex Grossman

Well Kill Ernie Conwell
F*ck Kevin Curtis
Marry Rex Grossman, so I could s*ck and f*ck him long into the future.

Next:

College QB

Tim Tebow, Gators
Zach Taylor, Cornhuskers
Rhett Bomar, formerly of Oklahoma

Kill: Zach Taylor

F**k: Rhett Bomar -- Over and over and over again!

Marry: Tim Tebow -- I'd give him a tongue bath on our wedding night. It would start out like this...


Next 3, NY Yankees:
Carl Pavano
Derek Jeter
Mike Mussina

K - Mike Mussina

F - Carl Pavano

M - Derek Jeter


Next 3 Sweet Swedes

Stefan Edberg

Joachim Johansson

Robin Soederling

amen to marrying Barry!

Next 3, All QBs:
Eli Manning, Matt Leinart, & Ben Roethlisberger


Well, I thought this topic should be resurrected again.......

Kill -- Eli Manning, cuz I think he's not as hot as Peyton

F--- Ben Roethlisberger, cuz he has an ass meant for sex

Marry -- Matt Leinart, cuz I think he's phenomenal husband material


Next: Brady Quinn, JaMarcus Russell, and Joey Harrington

Kill - JaMarcus Russell

F*** - Joey Harrington

Marry - Brady Quinn (cause that means I'd get to spread my legs for him every night and get to see that amazing body all the time)

Next: JJ Hardy, Grady Sizemore, Chase Utley

Easy to decide this one!

Kill: Chase Utley

F--k: J.J. Hardy

Marry: Grady Sizemore because he is beyond dreamy

Next 3: Joe Mauer, Alex Rodriguez, and David Wright

marry A-Rod because he's my nephew's favorite and can you imagine having A-Rod as your auntie

kill David Wright

f**k Joe Mauer-he's a catcher

I couldn't kill any of those guys! TD,are you trying to start a war with David Wright's many admirers?!

Kill David Wright?!!!!

I would prefer to marry and f**K him often!

TD, you forgot to put in the next three...never mind, I'll do it. When you want something done right....

Theme: Birds of a Feather (Pittsburgh Penguins past, present, and future)...

2007 Hall of Fame Inductee Ron Francis
Mark Recchi
2007 Draftee Angelo Esposito

Enjoy!

P.S. Thanks for restarting this thread!

That's highly doubtful. Given the three choices, however, killing David Wright was the "Wright choice" to make. Just one thing that's missing, TD. I do believe you have to name the three studs that the rest of us have to kill, f**k or marry.

Edited to add: OK, it appears that Falcon took care of the problem.

OK, I'll play, although I know very little about ice hockey. But, just looking at their pics on Goggle, I would GUESS that in relation to the three names below, I would:
2007 Hall of Fame Inductee Ron Francis kill,
Mark Recchi f**k, and
2007 Draftee Angelo Esposito marry.

Continuing to older (and inactive) tennis players, three more names would be:
Boris Becker, Bjorn Borg, John McEnroe

Kill: McEnroe

F**k: Roddick

Marry: Sampras

As I sit here watching Wimbledon (stupid rain-delayed coverage), I'll take this one:

Kill - John McEnroe
F**k - Bjorn Borg (check out his body when he was playing!)
Marry - Boris Becker

I'll leave you with three of my favorite 40+ MLB pitchers: John Smoltz, Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine

Kill-- John Smoltz. Just a completely unattractive person.

F**k--Tom Glavine. I always found him to be yummy.

Marry--Greg Maddux. Not the hottest, but a very nice fellow. I think I would be okay with him.


Next three...Over-40 NFL Retirees:

Warren Moon
Vinny Testeverde
Dan Marino

And to Philip...kill Ron Francis? Are you blind?

Next three...Over-40 NFL Retirees:

Warren Moon
Vinny Testeverde
Dan Marino

And to Philip...kill Ron Francis? Are you blind?
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KILL: DAN MARINO (I have always found him annoying for some reason
f**k: WARREN MOON (He is a hot man lets face it)
MARRY: VINNY TESTEVERDE (He is hot, seems sensitive and protective)

Next Three:
Carlos Beltran
Carlos Delgado
Paul Lo Duca

KILL - Paul LoDuca (love stocky men, but he is the least of the three, so he goes...)

F * * K - Carlos Beltran (for obvious reasons)

MARRY - Carlos Delgado (he seems the marrying kind)

And now, back to the 40+ set:

Roger Clemens
Randy Johnson
Kenny Rogers

Kill - Randy" Hedious" Johnson

F**K Roger Clemens

Marry: Kenny Rogers