No new trio was nominated in the above post, so....

Heisman Trophy contenders:


John David Booty

Brian Brohm

Colt Brennan


(Note: Tim "Fishface" Tebow was administered a mercy killing, because......... well, just because).

Tough tough proposition but here goes...

Kill: John David Booty, despite the last name his ass of the three is the least of my interests

F**k: Colt Brennan, looks like I'd be in for one helluva night

Marry: Brian Brohm, this is a face I could wake up to every morning


Next trio up for debate:

Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels
Braves pitcher Chuck James
Rangers pitcher C.J. Wilson

Let's see here...

Kill: Chuck James fast!

F**k: C.J. Wilson, repeatedly!

Marry: Cole Hamels, quickly!

Next 3:
Brady Quinn
Derek Jeter
Andy Roddick

Kill: Derek Jeter
f**k: Brady Quinn
Marry: Andy Roddick

I originally had a bunch of people who were already mentioned pretty recently so I'll update.

The next 3 are the three Wimledon semifinalists who have yet to win Wimbledon:

Rafael Nadal
Richard Gasquet
Novak Djokovic

Kill Roddick

F**k the other two - menage a trois?

Already married...

R

Kill: Novak Djokovic
f**k: Rafael Nadal. That booty would be sore.
Marry: Richard Gasquet

I originally had a bunch of people who were already mentioned pretty recently so I'll update.

The next 3 are:

Reggie Bush
Carlos Arroyo
Ime Udoke

I have not participated in this for some time, so here goes.

Kill -- Carlos Arroyo (the pictures I saw were not so attractive)
f**k -- Ime Udoka (seems kind of attractive, and I like my men tall)
Marry -- Reggie Bush (there would be some sweet mornings waking up to that face)

Next three to consider:

Golfer Paul Casey
Racer Dario Franchitti
Volleyballer Sean Rosenthal

A little diversity for the next person!

K: Dario Franchitti, no real reason...just not my type.
F: Sean Rosenthal, I've seen him play in person and I'm pretty sure his athleticism would come in handy for a good time.
M: Paul Casey, he's an all-around cutie plus we'd do quite nicely on his prize winnings.

I'm all for diversity so I offer up:
Golfer Adam Scott
Baseball-er Jeff Francoeur
Soccer star Wayne Rooney

Kill: Adam Scott

F**k: Wayne Rooney

Marry: Jeff Francoeur (and then I could have some fun times with him on those chilly Atlanta winter nights)


Next 3, NY Yankees:
SS Derek Jeter
C Jorge Posada
OF Johnny Damon

Kill: Derek Jeter. Yeah he is cute, but is arrogance would become tiring.

F**k: Jorge Posada (I would ride that ass all night long.)

Marry: Johnny Damon. He seems to be the nicest guy.

The next three are Buccaneers:
Simeon Rice
Ronde Barber
Mike Alstott

Hi! It's been awhile (and I've been waiting)...

Kill: Simeon Rice before he killed me
F**k: Ronde Barber but I'd probably make him work... I ain't easy
Marry: Mike Alstott -- DAMN!! I've had a little crush on him since he was at Purdue

Next: KC Chiefs

Brodie Croyle
Patrick Surtain
Boomer Grigsby

F Brodie Croyle
K Patrick Surtain
M Boomer Grigsby

Next: Indianapolis Colts
Peyton Manning

Shane Andrus

Jim Sorgi

F: Jim Sorgi: Nice, tight butt and cute to boot
M: Peyton Manning: good husband material
K: Shane Andrus: not familiar with him

NEXT (this year's ESPY winners):

Landon Donovan
Sidney Crosby
LaDainian Tomlinson

OK, since no one else will touch these guys, I suppose it will be up to me to touch, feel, get to intimately know them.

Kill: LaDanian Tomlinson
F**k: Landon Donovan. He really does have a lick-able body.
Marry: Sidney Crosby. Normally I don't date hockey players but I can make an exception in this case.


Next 3 (First Basemen):
Prince Fielder:

Justin Morneau:

Travis Hafner:

Kill: Travis Hafner. He is the only one out of the pics that had to go.
F**k: Justin Morneau
Marry: Prince Fielder


Next 3 are Cubs:
Aramis Ramirez
Mark DeRosa
Geovany Soto

Oh wow, haven't played this game in years! Maybe I can get it going again.

Kill-Aramis Ramirez
f**k-Geovany Soto
Marry-Mark DeRosa

Next 3; AZ Diamondbacks

Conor Jackson
Eric Byrnes
Stephen Drew

none of the above!

Why respond if your not going to play? Whatever...

Let's see if we can resurrect some fun again....

Joe Flacco
Jamarcus Russell
Matt Cassel

Joe Flacco - Marry
Jamarcus Russell - Kill
Matt Cassel = Fawk

SI Sportsmen of the Year:

Dwayne Wade
Brett Favre
Michael Phelps

Kill Phelps,
f**k Wade,
Marry Favre.


NFC Tight Ends:

Kevin Boss
Jason Witten
Jeremy Shockey

kill Shockey
f--- Boss
marry Witten


Peyton Hills
Brian Leonard
Mike Alstott

"Kill" Brian Leonard
F--k Peyton Hillis
Marry (um...surprise!) Mike Alstott


Alright, how about some beef...

Jeff Ulbrich
Keith Brooking
Tom Zbikowski

Leyton Hewitt

Martina Navratilova

Mary Carillo

Kill: Jeff Ulbrich
F*%K: Tom Zbikowski
Marry: Keith Brooking

How about these slabs of beef:
Dallas Clark
Heath Miller
Dustin Keller

Kill: Dustin Keller
F***: Heath Miller
Marry: Dallas Clark

next up:

Mike Vrabel
Philip Rivers
David Akers

Kill David Akers
f**k Philip Rivers
Marry Mike Vrabel

I agree... I'd wanna hear Philip Rivers squeal....loudly....

Next up:

Tim Tebow
Chase Daniels
Sam Bradford

Kill - Sam Bradford
f**k - Tim Tebow (and I'm a Seminole)
Marry - Chase Daniel


Next up - NFL Kickers

Kris Brown
Jay Feely
Adam Vinatieri

Kill - Adam Vinatieri (somebody had to go.)
f**k - Kris Brown
Marry - Jay Feely

Next up - College Fooball Players that are named frequently

Colt McCoy
Graham Harrell
Jake Locker

Well, Kiill Jay Feely, only cuz I have to one of them....
F**k Kris Brown --with those legs, it would be awesome!!!
Marry -- Adam Vinatieri -- he's such husband material!!!


next --
Jake Locker
John Parker Wilson
Mark Sanchez

f**k: Jake Locker (just for the hell of it!)
Kill: John Parker Wilson (somebody had to go)
Marry: Mark Sanchez (just so I can f**k him every day)

I was watching ESPN this afternoon and came up with the next group.

Jim Rome
Mark Schlereth
Tony Reali

This one is fairly easy for me...

F - Schlereth...looks like a good enough time.
K - Jim Rome...the voice alone makes me cringe.
M - Reali...watching him right now on ATH


next up...to piggy back one from earlier that wasn't responded to:

Colt McCoy
Graham Harrell
Jake Locker

Marry: Colt McCoy
Shag: Graham Harrell
Kill (after a good shag or two ): Jake Locker

Next up:
Mark Sanchez
Daniel Murphy
Sean Avery

Well, I'd have to kill Sean Avery cuz of his mouth, although I might fill it with something first....

I'd f*ck Daniel Murphy, have you seen that baseball players butt? nice.....

I'm marry Mark Sanchez.... Latinos are sooooo sexy.... and he'll have plenty of money to keep me happy.... although something else he has would keep me happy for a looooong time....

Next up -- all are in the news:

Michael Phelps -- swimming
Patrick Kane-- Hockey
Jay Cutler -- Football

KILL Michael Phelps
SHAG Patrick Kane-- no idea who he is, but am just going to close my eyes while shaggin' him
MARRY Jay Cutler -- cuz he's adorable

Next, some old-time NFL QBs:

John Elway
Boomer Esiason
Dan Marino

a hard one.
Kill - Esiason (i like the person though so this is a hard one)
f**k - Elway
Marry - Marino

Some really hot swimmers next

Aaron Peirsol
Ryan Lochte
Eamon Sullivan

Kill-Eamon Sullivan
Fawk- Aaron Peirsol
Marry- Ryan Lochte

Some college football players

Tim Tebow
Jake Locker
Colt McCoy

this is difficult.

Kill - McCoy (don't want to do it)
Fawk - Locker
Marry - Tebow

next...... WR's.

Wes Welker
Kevin Walter
Miles Austin

(Exile to Dubai for life) = Wes Welker (I'm a pacifist, LOL)
F*ck = Kevin Walter (he seems like he'd be so wild and crazy in bed)
Marry = Miles Austin (a hot body, cute, and seems like a nice guy)

NEXT... Notre Dame larger-than-life personalites of late:

Kyle Rudolph
Jimmy Clausen
Charlie Weis

Kill- Charlie Weis
Fawk- Kyle Rudolph
Marry - Jimmy Clausen ( So i could fawk that every day.)

Matt Stover
Riley Cooper
Philip Rivers

Kill-Riley -- Riley Cooper
F*ck -- Philip Rivers
Marry -- Matt Stover


Tiger Woods
Jarret Johnson
James Blake

Kill: tiger woods

f**k: james blake

marry: jarret johnson


santonio holmes
jiri tlusty
grady sizemore

Kill: Santonio Holmes

F%#k: Jiri Tlusty

Marry: Grady Sizemore

Brodie Croyle
Kyle Boller
Matt Ryan

KILL: Ryan
FAUCK: Croyle
MARRY: Boller ....(yeah! tappin that EVERY nite!)




TIGHT ENDS:

Tony Gonzales
Kellen Winslow
Dallas Clark

KILL: Winslow (After I hit it)
FAWK: Gonzales (over and over again)
MARRY: Clark ( So I could hit that every night)

Some Cowboys
Tony Romo
Jason Witten
Miles Austin

Kill: Miles Austin (cause I had to put him somewhere)

F---: Jason Witten (over and over and over and over)

Marry: Tony Romo (But we'll have Jason over for "dinner" often)


Next up coaches

Sean Payton
John Harbaugh
Josh McDaniel

KILL: McDaniel ... (he does nothing for me)

FAWK: Payton.... (because he looked HAWT back in the day!)

MARRY: Harbaugh... (because he still looks HAWT now!)


"Has-been" Quarterbacks; Past, Present, and Future:

Jesse Palmer
Brady Quinn
Tim Tebow

Kill: Dallas Clark (does absolutely NOTHING for me so that was easy)
F*ck: Kellen Winslow (he looks like he is a damn freak in bed)
Marry: Tony Gonzalez (aye papi thats good husband material right there)

Tiger Woods
Jarret Johnson
James Blake

Kill: Jarret Johnson (see above for Dallas Clark)
F*ck: Tiger Woods (has a nice ass and now the rumors that he's well hung make that tempting)
Marry: James Blake (beauty, charm, Harvard educated...great husband material)

Some Cowboys
Tony Romo
Jason Witten
Miles Austin

Kill: Tony Romo (cartoon character lookin self)
F*ck: Jason Witten
Marry: Miles Austin (in order to be able to f*ck and wear that ass out EV-UH-REE DAY!!!!)

Kill: Jesse Palmer
Fawk: Tim Tebow (His face may be bad but I love the rest)
Marry: Brady Quinn (So I could wake up every morning and hit that)

Some Saints:
Drew Brees
Jeremy Shockey
David Thomas