Am I missing something here? Where are we coming up with these names? I'm sorry, but I didn't see where anyone offered up Terrell Owens, Tom Brady or Jeremy Shockey to F, marry or kill. Maybe someone is deleting some of the entries? Or maybe some of us aren't getting the idea of the game. I'll try again, three new names; Chad Pennington, Kyle Boller, David Carr. Then after you pick these 3 for F, marry or killing, then add 3 NEW names for the next player, thank you.

Totally agree. Shockey has a tail on him. I'd bend him over and split his ass open so rough he would be walking funny for a month.

Kill/Ignore = Chad Pennington (cute but no cigar)

F**k = Kyle Boller ('nuff said)

Marry = David Carr (he looks like the family type...and wouldn't you want to wake up to that hunk every morning?)

The next three choices:

Pat Burrell, Mike Mussina, Jason Varitek

KILL NO ONE!!! f**k AND MARRY ALL THREE!!! It will be my own little harem full of baseball yummies!!! And I will NOT be sharing . Nybud, THANKS!!!

Next three:

Simon Gagne

Ron Francis

Chris Chelios

Kill/Prefer Ignore: Chris Chelios (face made for a hockey visor)

F---: Simon Gagne (by far the youngest and presumably most virile of the three)

Marry: Ron Francis (he's aged very well and will probably be still lookin pretty good 10 or 15 years down the road)

Sticking with the hockey theme, next up:

Luc Robitaille, Paul Kariya, Vincent Lecavalier

M*RRY: Lucky Luc - Not only is he beautiful but a total sweetheart and seems very dedicated.

F*CK: Paul Kariya - I've had a crush on him for years.

K*LL: Sorry Vincient. You lost by default.

Next Three:

Brian Boitano, Brian Joubert, Brian Orser

Kill - Boitano: Sorry, but this is what Brian Boitano would do as well.

f**k - Joubert: I'd like to work him over for sure....but bring back Candeloro for me.

Marry - Orser: Handsome and seems like a stand-up guy.

Always had a thing for Kurt Browning though, but I digress.

Next up - Roger Federer, Marat Safin, Lleyton Hewitt

WOW!!

This is the easiest group so far-

Kill: Lleyton- prejudiced and ignorant jerk

f**k: Safin- DUH!!

Marry: Federer- cute, smart, talented and nice attitude!!

NEXT (Motown theme):

Steve Yzerman
Chauncey Billups
Pudge Rodriguez

[QUOTE]Originally posted by kick:
[QB] WOW!!

This is the easiest group so far-

Kill/Ignore: Chauncey Billups. He's not cute to me.

f**k: Steve Yzerman. Why not? He looks better than Billups.

Marry: Pudge...Ah, to wake up caressing his booty every day.

NEXT

Brett Boone
Benito Santiago
John Rocker

Well... This would seem to be easy for most, but I think I'll surprise a few guys here.

Kill: Benito Santiago

F**k: John Rocker. Yeah, he's a bigot, but he's also incredibly hot! And like a rental car at 24K miles, he'd be good for one ride.

Marry: Brett Boone. Didn't he just retire recently? No matter, he still has to be in incredible shape for what I have planned for him.


Next 3: Reggie Bush, Wally Sczerbiak, and Jan Michael Gambill

[ April 30, 2006, 01:11 AM: Message edited by: UCLAfan ]

I will take a turn again.

This is actually sort of difficult, because I find all three men to be very attractive. However, being forced to categorize...

Ignore -- Jan Michael (he is a hottie, but he does not seem that attractive as a person)

f**k -- Reggie (definitely a man to get naked with a time or two)

Marry -- Wally (I have had a crush on him ever since he played the NCAAs in STL a few years back. Plus he would be sweet to wake up to every day.)

Next combo -- Gary Stevens (jockey featured in Seabiscuit and who has won many Triple Crown races -- small but attractive), Mike Matheny, Ian Crocker (swimmer).

f**k--Ian Crocker....he's hot, but I don't see any long-term possibilities.

Kill (but by default only)--Gary Stevens. He's cute, but not as much as the other two.

Marry/f**k---Mike Matheny. He was on my fantasy baseball team last year, and he was in my baseball fantasy last night. wink

Next three:

Gary Hall, Jr.

Sean May

Kevin Mench

P.S. Slight irrelevance, but my softball team (Falcons--hence the username) has their opening game today against the Comets. LET'S GO FALCONS!!!

[ April 30, 2006, 08:54 AM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

Ugh, these choices!

Kill Sean May (never heard of him)
f**k Kevin Mench (I guess because I have to!)
Marry Gary Hall Jr (I kinda remember him having a nice smile)

NEXT!
Scott Rolen,Jim Edmonds,Albert Pujols

How have you not heard of Sean May? He won the national championship with North Carolina last year, and was a rookie this year with the Charlotte Bobcats, although he was injured most of the year, along with most of the squad.

Now, onto the picks....

Kill-- no one...are you kidding?

Marry--Scott Rolen (I think we discussed him already on this thread)

f**k--Jim Edmonds and Albert Pujols. We call that a double header....yum wink

Next three:

Xavier Nady

Carlos Delgado

Adam Dunn

Kill - Adam Dunn (just doesn't do it for me)

F**k - Xavier Nady (late discovery; real HOT!)

Marry - Carlos Delgado (seems like a nice guy)

Next on the list: The late, great Oakland A's triumverate of Barry Zito, Tim Hudson and Mark Mulder.

Lets see...

Marry -- my boyfriend Mark Mulder (he is very much the marrying kind)

f**k -- Tim Hudson (he does something more for me than Zito)

Ignore -- Zito (not sure why all the fuss over him)

Next three -- Alexander Popov, Justin Leonard, and Bill Self.

Kill: Bill Self because I have to get rid of someone.

F**k: Justin Leonard

Marry: Alexander Popov. Yeah, who would turn down the chance to wake up to him every morning?


Alright, next 3: Let's try Paul Hamm, Bode Miller, and Cael Sanderson

Kill/Ignore: Bode Miller.

F**k: Paul Hamm

Marry: Cael Sanderson. To wake up and hit every day, yeah, that would work.


Alright, next 3: Let's try Landon Donovan, Tony Gonzalez, and Kobe Bryant.

kill: randy johnson

f**k: JEFF FRANCOEUR!!!! HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

marry: JEFF FRANCOEUR!!!!

F Kobe Bryant
M Tony Gonzalez
K Landon Donovan

I only follow college basketball when the University of Arizona plays, that's why I've never heard of Sean May.

Next three;
Jon Gruden, Bill Cowher, Mike Nolan

f**k and Marry all three...I will find a place that hasn't outlawed polygamy. There's no way I could kill any of the three...they're all too sexy for me. And I can't live without any of them. So, they're all mine .

Next three (staying in the coaches vein):

Michel Therrien (head coach of Pittsburgh Penguins)

Kevin Constantine (former coach of the Pens, Sharks, and Devils)

Joe Mullen (head coach of the Pens' AHL affiliate in Wilkes-Barre)

If you don't know what these guys look like, go to www.images.google.com and type in their names. That's what I did with Mike Nolan .

P.S. Tell me if Michel Therrien "looks" gay. Sometimes you can tell by the eyes, and this guy looks like he enjoys hockey sticks in the non-traditional sense wink .

[ May 09, 2006, 02:39 PM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

I think "you" look gay even though I've never seen you! wink

(Using lisp and bending wrists) Are you sure? I don't know....you may be wrong. Ooh....Eddie, give it to me.....

Seriously, smartass, just answer the above question. And I was just joking about giving it to me. Even I have standards wink .

Oh I'm gonna give it to you alright,heiffer. Smooches!

Those are lousy choices by the way but here goes.. f**k Joe Mullen
Kill Kevin Constantine
Marry Michael Therrien


Your next three are....Steve Yzerman
Jose' Theodore
Marc Crawford

I love it when men call me fat, especially when they haven't laid eyes on me. For your information, I happen to be 5'8", 160...ask JIP, Scottie, Ted P, and Phillyrunner. So, contrary to your warped sense of perception, I'm actually far from it, although I used to weigh 215 lbs. Now, THAT'S fat!

Now onto your lame selections:

f**k--Marc Crawford. I've slept with older men before. So that means that you may have a chance after all, Eddie .

Kill/Ignore--Jose Theodore. Sorry, doesn't do it for me.

Marry--Steve Yzerman...has less miles than the coach. And who wouldn't want to sleep in the same bed with him on a long-term basis?


Next 3--sticking with the hockey theme:

Dale Hunter

Jarome Iginla

Mike Modano

I can't ask those other guys to verify your description since they don't seem to be on the boards these days.

[ May 09, 2006, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]

How was I giving a description? And you forgot to respond to my last three names. Do that first.

I'm teasing!

Okay here goes

f**k Mike Modano
Kill Jerome Iginla
Marry Dale Hunter

Next Three:
Lindsey Hunter
Jon Kitna
Bob Gainey(I don't know why his name popped into my mind.)

[ May 09, 2006, 06:35 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]

Are you kidding me with these three? The only one I'd consider f**king and marrying is Jon Kitna. Bob Gainey is ancient, and Lindsey Hunter doesn't work for me. And I'm allowing someone else besides myself and Eddie to enter the game and name the next three athletes. I want to imbue this game with some life, and if Eddie and I are the only ones playing, it's going to become stale rather quickly.

Hey! You're the one who said that he has slept with older men and I don't think there is very much difference between Marc Crawford and Bob Gainey age-wise! We're probably the only ones on the board anyway,so it doesn't matter who else you "allow" to play.

[ May 09, 2006, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]

Okay,how about
Bob Sura
Sergei Fedorov
Ray Whitney

Yes, but Marc Crawford doesn't look like he got thrashed with an ugly stick. Bob Gainey is FUGLY!

I'm bored with this game for today. I'll start up later, or allow SOMEONE ELSE to come in. TAKE A HINT, GUYS!

f**k: Bob Sura
Kill: Sergei Fedorov (he's not attractive.)
Marry: Ray Whitney

Next three: Manu Ginobili, Steve Nash, and John Madden

F**k Manu Ginobili -- he moves good on the court, i'll bet he's a great lay.

Marry Steve Nash (he is a MVP, probably is in bed too.)

kill/ignore -- John Madden -- only cuz he has the same name as the old guy and I wouldn't want to be confused when I was drunk!!!

next 3: Wally Szczerbiak (the legs on this man), Adam Archuletta (the butt on this man), Michael Phelps (the body on this man)

[ May 10, 2006, 06:56 AM: Message edited by: tombauer98 ]

F**k: Michael Phelps. Could I do it more than once?

Marry: Wally Szcerbiak

kill/ignore -- Adam Archuleta. He has a nice butt, but his face could use a little work.

Next up: Jeff Garcia, Jeremy Shockley, and Marcus Vick.

Michel Therrien does look like a big homo!

F Marcus Vick
Kill Jeff Garcia
Marry Jeremy Shockey

Next 3;

Todd Heap, Joe Jurevicious, Ed McCaffrey

Kill/Ignore Jeff Garcia
F*** Jeremy Shockey
Marry Marcus Vick (even though this is by default)


Your next 3 are:
Jeff Gordon
Andy Roddick
Brendan Shanahan

[ May 10, 2006, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]

F Ed McCaffrey
Kill/Ignore Todd Heap
Marry Joe Jurevicius. I could wake up every morning, turn over, and rub on his booty for good luck.


Your next 3 are:
Jeff Gordon
Andy Roddick
Brendan Shanahan

Kill - Andy Roddick (punk sproddick.....so many hot tennis players, not sure why he has so many admirers)

f**k - Shanahan (not a hockey fan, but glad i googled him....and i'd google him nice and hard too)

Marry - Jeff Gordon (handsome, sexy, good egg.....not sure why Nascar fans seem to dislike him so)

Next up
Aaron Boone
Dan Majerle
Wayne Chrebet

kill/ignore -- Aaron Boone
F*ck -- Dan Majerle -- long legs to wrap around me when i do him....
marry -- Wayne Chrebet-- i've been hard for this man for a long time...........

next up:

brian joubert
brady quinn
Allen Iverson

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[ May 11, 2006, 08:05 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]

Kill--Brian Joubert....he's too prissy-looking for me. I like MEN , not boys.

f**k--Allen Iverson...he doesn't seem like the marrying type.

Marry--Brady Quinn....He looks all wholesome and home-grown wink .

Next three:

Vinny Testaverde

Jeff Reed (kicker for the Pittsburgh Steelers)

Dante Culpepper

[ May 11, 2006, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: Falconpride ]

F Duante Culpepper
Marry Jeff Reed (he has one nice fat ass!)
Kill Vinny Testaverde

Next!!

Kurt Warner, Matt Leinart, Drew Brees

Kill (though I am morally opposed to that) Kurt Warner-he may win the award for Super Bowl winning quarterback to play with most teams other than the one he won for. Trent Dilfer is not far behind him in that categrory.

F**K Matt Leinart-He is one hot stud and I figured that is probably what Paris Hilton is using him for these days

Marry Drew Brees-He seems like a sweet intelligent guy and baby got back.

Next:

Tony Parker, Michael Young, Chris Pronger

Kill/Ignore-- Chris Pronger....he doesn't appeal to me.

f**k--Tony Parker, but only once. I don't see him having any long-term possibility. Plus, I heard he's a breeder . I will have to further investigate this. wink

Marry--Michael Young. I likes me big, beefy baseball players.

Next three (the battle of the Mikes):

Michael Cuddyer

Michael Vick

Mike Dunleavy, Jr.


Have fun!!!

Marry -- Michael Cuddyer -- as a Minnesota Twin, he'd have to be an eternal optomist...I like that

kill/ignore: Michael Vick, only cuz it had to happen to someone

F*ck -- Mike Dunleavy, Jr. -- suck nice legs to hold onto when he's being plowed........

next up: Ben Rothlisberger, Tom Zbikowski, Matt Leinart

Aww man, I have to choose ? Ok. Sigh....

Kill (but by default ONLY): Tom Zbikowski. God knows what his brain will become after a few rounds in the ring.

f**k--Matt Leinart---I hope he wears the condoms he endorses.

Marry AND f**k (If you don't do both with this man, why would you marry him?): Ben Roethlisberger. And like a fine wine, he'll only get better with age....


Next three (Swimming with the Sharks...)

Patrick Marleau
Jonathan Cheechoo
Joe Thornton

Kill (but by default ONLY): Jonathan Thornton. Out of the three he is least attractive.

f**k-- Patrick Marleau

Marry: Jonathan Cheechoo. He is the cutest out of the three.

Next three
Hideki Matsui
Ichiro Suzuki
Chanho Park