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Mariner Duck Guy
I have returned! After a well fought Sweet 16, our Elite Eight are ready to battle their way to the Final Four on Monday

Voting begins Wednesday, April 6th at 4:45pm and ends Friday, April 8th at 11:59pm.

EAST REGION:

(12) Joey Harrington
(3) Ben Cohen

SOUTHEAST REGION:

(5) Michael Owen

(6) Kyle Boller

MIDWEST REGION:
(1) David Carr

(6) Brad Ausmus

WEST REGION:
(1) Jeremy Bloom

(2) Frederic Michalak


For those Hard Core KOTH Fans, here's an updated Bracketology.
Updated Brackets

[ April 06, 2005, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: Mariner Duck Boy ]
PatSanFran
I'm not voting for anyone. I'm too depressed since sweet Alexandre has been booted. :mad: I suddenly don't give a fig about the KOTH competition. tongue.gif

I had a bad feeling about this round: Alexandre trailed in the two previous rounds, and came back for victories. When he started with such fire in this round, I just knew it was going to end up bad.

Well, anyway, good luck to those still in the race.

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Joe in Philly
The two remaining #1 seeds are both losing in the early going. Jeremy Bloom looks like he's finally getting a real challenge.

And Joey H. is only ahead by one. His fan club must be nervous!
Mariner Duck Guy
Oh no! Joey has fallen behind Cohen by one vote. Grrrrrr.

And it's shocking to me that Ausmus is kicking Carr's ass at the moment.

And the resuls from England must be coming in first because Owen is out to a big early lead over Boller.

The toughest choice for me was Michalak vs. Bloom.

But it's still early...
Eastsidewa
MDB: I voted for Joey- mostly because of all your hard work. wink wink Also sentimentaly a big Brad A fan because he was supportive, caring and concerned for Billy Bean when he came out in his book 2+ years ago.
Married Lady
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Eastsidewa:
MDB: I voted for Joey- mostly because of all your hard work. wink wink
SEE, now here is ANOTHER reason to Vote Joey! In honor of MDB! If he loses then it's a slap in the face of our amazing competition organizer.
bobby78751
MDB will be happy to know that Ben Cohen's hairy chest caused me to vote for Joey Harrington. smile.gif
Gaga4Gaby
No Marat ... No Javy ... eh. frown
Mariner Duck Guy
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Gaga4Gaby:
No Marat ... No Javy ... eh. sad.gif
But you voted, right?

Remember, due to the late start of the matches, polls will be open until Friday night.

The goal, people, is to top 100 voters!
Gaga4Gaby
No, I didn't vote. I actually think Joey is the cutest guy left in the competition ... but I can't bring myself to register a click for him.

I find most of these guys pretty boring. Well, a completely and unimaginably gorgeous kind of boring, but boring just the same.

I don't know. If there's a close contest, perhaps I'll cave to the drama and register a vote. But right now I'm excercising my right to abstain!
Mariner Duck Guy
Eastsidewa, Married Lady & Bobby: Thank You!

And I can't vote for Kyle Boller since he knocked out Jason Taylor AND Barry Zito.
Adam
A vote for Brad Ausmus is a vote for the true national pastime--lusting after baseball catchers.

~Adam
Gaga4Gaby
I was so bored at work that I decided to take the poll. And, bitter though I may be, I voted for Joey.

I really like Brad Ausmus. I'd make a full-out effort to campaign for him, but my support tends to be bad luck, so I'm just gonna leave it at that.

And I still don't get the big deal about Jeremy Bloom ...
Married Lady
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Gaga4Gaby:
I was so bored at work that I decided to take the poll. And, bitter though I may be, I voted for Joey.

I really like Brad Ausmus. I'd make a full-out effort to campaign for him, but my support tends to be bad luck, so I'm just gonna leave it at that.

And I still don't get the big deal about Jeremy Bloom ...
I thank you for rising above your misery and giving Joey your vote. You are good people.
Gaga4Gaby
Well, Joey is cute. I did it more for you and MDB, though ... it was less about rising above my misery and more about my priorities at the office!!
Married Lady
G4G - Joey is thrilled that you support the whole team.

You made him happier than Michael Jackson with a gallon jug of Jesus Juice

[ April 07, 2005, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: Married Lady ]
Seeker
Ben can still win!! Come on devotees of the fur! biggrin.gif
Mariner Duck Guy
A gift to all Joey fans. He speaks, he plays the piano and he wears baggy polo shirts. But damn his voice is sexy. And that smile...

You will need quicktime to view.

3EB and Joey
millerbeach
Come on Ben Cohen....I'm still rooting (and dreaming) for you!
bryant
mariner duck boy-

wait a second , i just realized that there are no swimmers to vote for in this round!!!

as a duly appointed representative for both lenny and marcus, we are petitioning the US district court for for hand recount of all submitted ballots!

i ask that you secure all previously voted ballots and bring them to palm beach county where the supervisor of election will dispense with a hand recount at noon today. we may also be asking for a temporary restraining order that suspends all voting until the "accurate" final 8 can be rightfully determined.

obviously this a vast "outsport conspiracy" against both the sport of swimmming and against its international governing body of the sport, fina.

we swimmers arent going to be railroaded by this obvious injustice mariner duck boy!!!
Married Lady
Ben Cohen is the reason there are no swimmers. Why would you vote for him? :confused:

I also heard that Ben's body hair, which everyone raves about, is actually plugs. eek!
BPT-336
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bryant:
we swimmers arent going to be railroaded by this obvious injustice mariner duck boy!!!
Bryant, would you rather be plowed instead? wink tongue.gif

Joey = Love

Vote Joey! biggrin.gif
Mariner Duck Guy
Well, Bryant, I am sure that if you and some of your swimmer friends, especially Lenny, Markus and maybe Aaron pay me a personal visit and show me 4 "reasons" why they should be in the finals, photos optional, maybe something can be arranged :cool:

Reminder that voting ends tonight at 11:59pm. The closet race is the most talked about one. Joey Harrington currently leads Ben Cohen 40-38. This one may go down to the wire.

[ April 08, 2005, 10:54 PM: Message edited by: Mariner Duck Boy ]
bryant
mariner duck boy

LOL - i see you have a thing for backstokers! interesting - then you apparently wouldnt like me!!

btw - i personally didnt vote for lenny or markus. i guess every supposed "team player" has its own built in traitor.

be well
Mariner Duck Guy
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bryant:
mariner duck boy

LOL - i see you have a thing for backstokers! interesting - then you apparently wouldnt like me!!
Oh, I don't mind front strokers either! I'm a non-discrminating stroke lover.
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Cadillac
I don't get the Joey Harrington craze - he does absolutely nothing for me. David Carr....he's hot, so is Bloom.
Aubie In Bham
Pewter, if I were you, I'd head for the hills. When MarriedLady reads your Joey comment, she's gonna come looking for you with a big stick.

wink
Married Lady
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Aubie in Bham:
Pewter, if I were you, I'd head for the hills. When MarriedLady reads your Joey comment, she's gonna come looking for you with a big stick.

wink
No, just a straight jacket and some lithium. It's obvious that he needs help. tongue.gif
Ken
I have to agree with PewterPirate about Joey Harrington. To me, he is by far the "ugliest" left in the Final 8. I don't know how he is beating Ben Cohen. I am a curse though, since everyone I vote for loses. Maybe I should vote for Joey in the next round!? wink
Mariner Duck Guy
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Ken:
I have to agree with PewterPirate about Joey Harrington. To me, he is by far the \"ugliest\" left in the Final 8. I don't know how he is beating Ben Cohen. I am a curse though, since everyone I vote for loses. Maybe I should vote for Joey in the next round!? wink
Oh no he di'int! He didn't use the "U" word to describe Joey did he?

Oooh, you're in big trouble now, Mister! :mad:

[ April 08, 2005, 09:23 AM: Message edited by: Mariner Duck Boy ]
Married Lady
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Ken:
I have to agree with PewterPirate about Joey Harrington. To me, he is by far the \"ugliest\" left in the Final 8. I don't know how he is beating Ben Cohen. I am a curse though, since everyone I vote for loses. Maybe I should vote for Joey in the next round!? wink
eek!

ATTENTION - Everyone keep 12-feet away from Ken! When the lighting bolt strikes him down, you don't want to be collateral damage. Maintain a safe distance at all times!

eek!
Gaga4Gaby
There should be a poll for who the "ugliest" contender left is ... tongue.gif

It's not Joey. I'd have to go with Kyle Boller or, I'm sorry, Jeremy Bloom.
Cadillac
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Gaga4Gaby:
There should be a poll for who the \"ugliest\" contender left is ...
That's easy it IS Joey...I think he's fairest bracket was against Drew "what is that brown thing on his face" Brees. AND I think Drew should have won it.....

UGLY - Joey ain't got no alibi, he's ugly, he's ugly but it ain't the married ladies fault! eek!
HotlantaTarheel
I wish I were as "ugly" as Joey Harrington.
illini n milwaukee
David Carr with that longer hair just loses everything for me.

I think Kyle Boller is nice to look at, but I have little attraction towards him. I just don't really like him that much for some reason.
VarsityVon
Pewter - agreed. Don't understand any fuss about Joey Harrington. Carr is attractive - longer hair? Haven't seen that...
Eastsidewa
David Carr has a couple of hot photos David QB Have you ever watched him play? His butt is cuter (more cute?) that Drew Brees.....
illini n milwaukee
Thanks for the humor today eastside tongue.gif

David's got a nice butt, but Drew's is a lot more bubbly.
Married Lady
Crack - It's what's for dinner for Pewter Pirate and anyone else who thinks Joey isn't a top contender in this thing.

He seems to have made it this far, and I don't think that was base soley on my witty campaigning. wink
Mariner Duck Guy
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Gaga4Gaby:
There should be a poll for who the \"ugliest\" contender left is ... tongue.gif
I'm hurt. After all I've done for you and the support that I gave to Marat wink


Here are the results as of 3:00pm.

EAST:
(12) Joey Harrington - Football 53% (46)
(3) Ben Cohen - Rugby 47% (41)

SOUTHEAST:
(5) Michael Owen - Soccer 61% (53)
(6) Kyle Boller - Football 39% (34)

MIDWEST:
(1) David Carr - Football 38% (33)
(6) Brad Ausmus - Baseball 62% (54)

WEST:
(1) Jeremy Bloom - Skiing 52% (45)
(2) Frederic Michalak - Rugby 48% (42)

Looks like a late push is being made by Michalak to overthrow the defending Champion.

8-1/2 hours left to vote.

Remainder of the KOTH schedule:

Final Four: Monday 4/11 - Tuesday 4/12

Championship: Wednesday 4/13 - Sunday 4/17 and I'm thinking of making it a blind result. You won't know who the winner is until the voting deadline has expired.
BPT-336
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Married Lady:
I don't think that was based soley on my witty campaigning. wink
No, but I think flashing some extra cleveage, and the Catholic school girl outfits, probably won Joey a few votes from the Sapphic side of the aisle. biggrin.gif tongue.gif
Married Lady
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Mariner Duck Boy:
Championship: Wednesday 4/13 - Sunday 4/17 and I'm thinking of making it a blind result. You won't know who the winner is until the voting deadline has expired.
What? Why? Are you trying to kill us? eek!
Mariner Duck Guy
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Married Lady:
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Mariner Duck Boy:
Championship: Wednesday 4/13 - Sunday 4/17 and I'm thinking of making it a blind result. You won't know who the winner is until the voting deadline has expired.
What? Why? Are you trying to kill us? eek!
Yes, I am evil! Bwahahahahahah!

I think it will make it more exciting and force people to vote not knowing who's in the lead (especially true if it's a landslide).
Theo
Since Despatie is out, I'm throwing all my votes behind Michalak. Those lips got me!!!!

Thought the Carr/Ausmus race would be much closer. BTW, I love the long hair on Carr.
Mariner Duck Guy
About 3-1/2 hours remain and we got a record turnout with 92 voters.

It looks like another #1 seed will bite the dust as Ausmus should advance to his first Final Four representing the Midwest with his apparent vicotry over Carr.

Michael Owen appears to have locked up the Southeast title with a commanding lead over Kyle Boller.

In the highly publicized and contentious East region, which also included name calling, Joey Harrington continues to hold a slim 48-44 lead over Ben Cohen.

It's even tighter out West as Defending Champion and the last remaining #1 seed Jeremy Bloom leads by 2 votes over french stud Frederic Michalak 47-45.

You still have time to cast your vote!
Matt the Bruins fan
One last, desperate plea for votes on behalf of Ben Cohen, image posting courtesy of jeffrey3410.

How can anyone vote against that?
Mariner Duck Guy
And the Final Four is set:

Joey Harrington
Defeated #5 Christiano Ronaldo 50-27
Defeated #4 Drew Brees 47-36
Defeated #1 Javy Lopez 42-39
Defeated #3 Ben Cohen 50-45

vs.

Michael Owen
Defeated #12 Cael Sanderson 43-24
Defeated #4 Marat Safin 46-37
Defeated #1 Andy Roddick 43-38
Defeated #6 Kyle Boller 57-38

On the other side,

Brad Ausmus
Defeated #11 Gervasio Deffer 44-24
Defeated #3 Mike Alstott 44-32
Defeated #15 Lenny Krayzelburg 47-34
Defeated #1 David Carr 57-38

vs.

Jeremy Bloom
Defeated #16 Dario Franchitti 64-4
Defeated #9 Simon Black 61-15
Defeated #5 Wally Szczerbiak 53-28
Defeated #2 Frederic Michalak 49-46
Ken
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Married Lady:
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Ken:
I have to agree with PewterPirate about Joey Harrington. To me, he is by far the \"ugliest\" left in the Final 8. I don't know how he is beating Ben Cohen. I am a curse though, since everyone I vote for loses. Maybe I should vote for Joey in the next round!? wink
eek!

ATTENTION - Everyone keep 12-feet away from Ken! When the lighting bolt strikes him down, you don't want to be collateral damage. Maintain a safe distance at all times!

eek!
OK OK... I meant ugly as relative to the rest. If I saw him walking down the street, I'd probably want to jump him! wink
Joe in Philly
Harrington had the toughest road by far to get to the Final Four. Does this mean he's the Cinderella of this tournament? wink
kick
I am surprised that Joey has gone as far as he has because I think he is hot as hell, but those other guys were hotter than he is...

I still haven't voted for Joey and probably will not vote for him unless he comes up against Brad Ausmus, who is highly overrated as well.

Ben Cohen was screwed!!
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