fiveandagame, so-ooooooooo sorry to hang you out to dry on that one. eek! Yes, GJ is a she, and PF, well he just likes boobies.

Gotcha....I was thinking Jamie as in "Farr" for some weird reason. Ah, who cares about labels anyway...that's part of the fun of this board anyway I've found!

Back ontopic: I'm drawing a blank on anymore really attractive women's soccer players. Mia Hamm, well....okay, maybe....but nothing earthshattering like sweet, sweet Karolina.

The other Ronaldo - Cristiano

Beck's may be replaced in more than one way

Careful with those multi-million pound knees

That's more like it

Now if he could just figure out how to get Posh

I can't feel your pain but I could feel those legs

Number seven, lucky or a curse?

It looks like #7 may have been lucky, because Ronaldo scored on a header yesterday against the Dutch to help secure the home team a spot in the finals against either Greece (who upset them in the first game of the tournament) or the Czech Republic.

Ronaldo was also given a yellow card for taking off his shirt in celebration. Where's a picture when you need one?

Thanks for these, Sportinlife! Any of Brazil's team? Or Colombia's? Or Costa Rica, Ecuador, Cameroon, Saudi Arabia...?

THAT SHOULD BE A SIN. Giving him a yellow card that is. wink


Hmm, now there's an interesting suggestion.

Not a lot of photos out there as I could find, but here goes:

Ahmed Dukhi Al Dosari could play on my team anytime

Small pic of Ibrahim Al Harbi legs agape

Muhammed Al Jahani looks naughty in a nice way

Wish I could blow up this pic of his thighs in compression shorts

Rare shirtless pic, you'll have to work out who he is

The guys are all here - 2002 World Cup Team Photo

Don't have a name for the Saudi on the left, but I think I'd prefer his competition

[ July 01, 2004, 05:58 PM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

This shirtless pic of Ronaldo was on the front page of the Toronto Star's sports section today. Enjoy... wink

Thank you canmark!!

Yeah Canmark. I'm taking that image to work with me to get me through the day. Beck's eat your heart out!...then again Becks would probably be amenable to a threesome.

[ July 03, 2004, 09:00 AM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

Well, Heeeelllooooo Mr. Soccer Player!

That's a nice way to start my day.

Cheating, whinging but sexy bastard Ruud van Nistelrooy

Scene at the Eurocup

Ahem, sorry ma'am. Thought this was the Euro-thingy...

Ah! Here we go, Greek defender Taianos Dellas (blue, left) scoring that last minute goal to beat out pretty Petr Cech

Why do the French always stand on their heads with their butt up whenever they see a gorgeous GREEK stud?

Milan Garos (bottom) gets the full buddy treatment after scoring against the Danes

Sorry pall, no hands allowed. You can just kiss my golden slippers goodbye.

A disappointed Baros - nice hair though

When those Greeks win it's every man for himself

Italy wins but doesn't advance, poor Antonio Cassanos looks washed out

Dane Ruud van Nistlerooy may look happier but the real lucky guy is holding a shirtless Jesper Gronkjaer

Don't look so sad Jesper - you're coming to Philly soon - yum wink

Greeks love those headers, but it's their thighs that really rock

Swedish orgy anyone?

I think Czech goalie Petr Cech is having a premonition about that winning score above

Ronaldo's prayer: \"Oh please, please God let Luis Figo notice me\"

A nice Spanish Pinata filled with succlulent Raul in the center

Swedes and Danes all fall down laughing as both advance. Conspiracy? What conspiracy?

Port of Thessaloniki, Greece after they advance to the final - what's gonna happen if they win it?

[ July 04, 2004, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

GREECE 2004 EURO CHAMPS

A surely disappointed but resigned Luis Figo

Greek hero and Man of the Match - Angelos Charisteas - after scoring the only goal

Young Ronaldo Cristianos' agony in defeat - fear not, he may have a long illustrious career ahead of him

Those victorious Greeks. One olympic task done and one to go - ask their coach, it's all about teamwork

[ July 04, 2004, 07:04 PM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

Greece is the word!

Marat Izmailov of Russia

[ July 07, 2004, 06:04 PM: Message edited by: jamesw ]

Didier Drogba is going to Chelsea. And I'm going to heaven if he comes to Philly with them.

[ July 21, 2004, 02:13 PM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

A wonderful gallery: Soccer Studs of Euro 2004!

There are too many hot studs in those pictures to single any out of the bunch. But if you like 19-year-old pretty boys, one of 'em is a shirtless pic of 19-yr-old Cristiano Ronaldo

Soccer thighs of Hugo Almeida of Porto

And Ricardo Costa

And Almeida again

England goalie David James puckered up with his eyes closed

Cristiano Ronaldo. :: sigh :: Wish he was going to school with me. .

Aliou Cisse, just signed for Portsmouth

Aaah, soccer, bringing all people together.

Kewell of Australia and Houkarawa from Solomon Islands

Damn, he's almost as cute Chelsea's Didier Drogba: All the more reason to yearn for big time pro soccer in the States.

Wayne Rooney (L) plays for Enland's national team and MarkPembridge ® for Wales.

Click on thumnail for larger version.


[ October 12, 2004, 10:46 AM: Message edited by: sterlingman ]

Nice bikini briefs, Rooney!

Number 13 having his own friendly with Taylor Twellman in blue

Twellman looks very friendly in this position

Who is his cute teammate?

Giving the Crew the St Louis blues

What's hot in the UEFA?

Adriano

Adriano and Javier Zanetti

Torsten Fringes looking as hot as ever

Francesco Totti and...whoever

Look out guys! I'm coming in for a landing!!

Ronaldo does what any red-blooded guy would do when hugging Michael Owen: grinning from ear to ear

The equally huggable Roque Santa Cruz of Bayern Munchen

Does body-paint count as nude? Well, I'll risk it anyway.

The players of Spanish club Logroñés protest at their situation (not been paid for months, club demoted because of unpaid debts, locked out of their stadium by the mayor).

body paint 1 (click on botton right corner for bigger version)

body paint 2

body paint 3

Hmm, I'd call that fine art and let it pass personally. Besides they're all uncircumcised so you can't really see anything can you? wink

Now that I've cooled down a bit, back to UEFA:

Adriano (far right) gets a little loving from a teammate

Andriy Schevchenko's mouth begs to be filled

Antonio Cassano losing an arguement with the ref

The Deportiva La Coruna boyband practicing for their debut performance

Daniele de Rossi likes it rough

Didier Drogba and Mido head on their way to their honeymoon

Didier says \"Come fly with me\"

That tongue could carry me anyplace, John Terry could come too

Uh, Yum?

I don't think Fillippo Inzagi is gonna like where Massimo Ambrosini's knee is headed

Soccer as UEFA-mism for life

Soccer-speak for \"Can we make this a threesome\"

I could use some oxygen after seeing this guy

Why are goalies so often so sexy?

Well, maybe it's not just goalkeeps

Little Makalele is about to end up at the bottom of a pile

Heh! No peeking!

Gotta love them goalies

Always wondered what was under that shirt

What is it with euro-soccer and tongues?

Is this what happens to euro-refs who make a bad call?

That does it! From now on all soccer has to be played in sleeveless shirts

Rivaldo does a super-cool bicylcle kick

Samuel Eto'o's beautiful \"O\"

Ronaldinho seems more intested in what's below the \"O\"

I'd like to see Stilan Petrov's (on the left) \"O\" eek!

Could you explain that again coach, I was distracted by your cute chin

Thierry Henry's mouth and pits are too much stimulation in one photo

Gosh-darnnit, can't these guys keep those tongues in their mouths?

Cute couple practicing their dance moves for the prom

Zinedine Zidane is just too much man for only two guys

DC United's Bryan Namoff (left) gives one fan more than his money's worth

Love to get a blow-up of that!

[ November 02, 2004, 10:00 AM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

Could it be a Three-peat: First the Patriots then the Red Sox and now...the Revolution?

Keep your balls off my goal!!!

Wings to span three sports

I said keep your hands off my balls!!!

Three ways to three-peat:

Dreaming of the three-peat

Thinking about a three-peat

Looking carefully for a thee-peat

Tongue in cheek, eyes on the goal

Responding to the call of Paul Revere

[ November 05, 2004, 04:28 AM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

As of the beginning of this post Galaxy are losing 0-1.......and their still cuter

UH OH, tongue sneaking out again

Don't look now but I think you're being cruised from behind

VA VA VA BOOM! Yeah take it all off!

Compression shorts too tight?

Cheer up dude, your too cute to look sad

Yup! Tear away jerseys. That would bring 'em in

Can't kick. Compressions shorts too tight

And what were YOU doing last night to be itching back there

Thinking about his next hairdoo

And they said he wouldn't return

That tongue is still creeping out

Can't beat the Cobi doo

At the end of this dance he's only wearing a thin strip of that toilet paper

Dammit Earnie, get outta the way!

Sculpture

Franck Queudrue's bulge... and his \"goods\".

[ November 07, 2004, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: sterlingman ]

Your hair is so sexy when it's dripping with sweat

Who's that other cute new guy over there

What's that guy talking about? It smells fine to me.

No. 17 has a really nice bottom

I'd say imba picked a good place to advertise

Take it easy guys. This is my first threesome

Actually guys, this is an intergalactic telecommunicator to let me know when they'll pick me up...or is that just the drugs talking?

The "bulge" link I posted above sportinlife's post must happen more often then I thought!

Here's a picture of Tiberiu Ghioane of Dynamo Kiev and Michael Owen of Real Madrid.

Also...

Collins John of Fulham shows a nice outline.

WOOHOO! I get to see the MLS finals this weekend since it's on a major network in this area.

Now if I could just get the cameraman to cooperate and get some tight close-ups of Davy Arnaud preferably dressed like this. :cool:

Too young and skinny for me, but some might like this picture of a shirtless Cristiano Ronaldo riding a bike. (foot fetish people might like it too)

[ November 10, 2004, 12:44 PM: Message edited by: sterlingman ]

Okay, if you insist, I suppose I'll have to have him. Oh, the sacrifices I make for my fellow Outsporters!

In life, sport', sometimes we must make sacrifices. There are no other alternatives, no. We must make sacrifices.

sportinlife, martyr.

I think I would make the sacrifce for him too : )
Thanks nice pic!!

You're welcome azariforce.

Oh if only Chris was older, say in his late thirties, was beefier and had a ton of body hair...

[ November 11, 2004, 03:52 PM: Message edited by: sterlingman ]

Player #5 looks just fine unpainted.
And these appear to be of young Ned Grabavoy, formerly of the NCAA champion IU Hoosiers. :cool:

[ November 12, 2004, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: danimal ]

Right you are danimal.

More MLS fun

Darnnit, now you got my brand new compression shorts all dirty

Did I mention the wife and kids are away this weekend?

Mama Meola what a cute son you have!

Oh...My...Goalie

Puzzling over which goalie he likes more

Kaka goes gaga over The Sound of Music

Sweet Embraceable You

Ouch ref, my leg!..

I think it's a charlie horse or something!...

Stop the game! Call in the stretcher!...

Damn, those drama classes sure come in handy. wink

You know there's hair on your legs right up to your...

I think somebody just scored...big

Namoff plays hard to get

Massaging soccer thighs? They pay you for that?

ASMilan's Antonio Cassano, aka, The Shirtless Wonder

Embracing the world

Inviting his desciples to share shirtlessness

Shirtless with tongue

Shirtless shoulders

\"So what's wrong with taking it off?\" he asks

Vivid and hairy

Shirtlessness wins friends

With his shirt on wink

Conducting cheers from fans

Overjoyed at the attention

Hmm, not a bad butt either

Thanking God for the freedom to disrobe

Does ever put that thing on?

Riding Francesco Gotti...with his shirt on

Still shirted with Gotti

He likes being ridden as well

Showing off the briefs with a friend

Off it comes again

Whoa, he even puts on a jacket, with Totti

Being ridden again

Rewards his rider with a shirtless hug

Certainly gets this other player's attention

Even shirtless on the sidelines

Arranging his favorite threesome

Finally Totti gets him shirtless

Anybody read Chinese

This has got to be a classic

\"God, I love taking it off\"

He's gonna lose all mystery soon

Guess what he's about to do here

WRONG! He's about to hug Totti

A better shot of \"the classic\"

More Totti-love

Nice picture(s) sportinlife. Love the hairy chest...

This one's my fave. It kind of looks, to me, like the dude to the right of Antonio wants to look, but is afraid to so he's looking out of the coner of him eye. While the one to the left to Tony is looking and smiling... I don't blame him

I thought the guy looking and grinning was pretty good too.

A few more of The Shirtless One with a cute teammate:

Cassano and teammate looking away

Still with teammate looking away

Teammate checks to see if his package is giving away his interest

Both check to see if their package is telling

Some other shirtless players:

Deon Burton shows four of his six-pack

Marcelo Bordon shows his six-pack and nice pair of soccer thighs

Mark Bosnich selling compression shorts. I'm only buying if he's in 'em

Bosnich's mugs for the camera

Bosnich shirtless on the bench (l)

Mcihael Clegg's cut pecs - unusual for a soccer player

Paparazzi shot of Nicky Butt (on the right, partially blocked by the newspaper) by the pool...with \"friend\"? eek!

[ November 14, 2004, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

Alan Smith's mega bulge!

WOW! Simply, wow!

Alan Smith ® of Manchester United is shown the yellow card... he show off bulge.

Waney Rooney saw the bulge and fell in love.

"Monsieur Despatie, ou est tu?"

If he's not careful he's gonna trip over that thang!

Lean, serene Eurobeef

I'm listening Adriano

Alan Smith and Ronaldo getting excited - me too

Hernan Crespo and his big pole

Eto'o looking surprised

Irgi Yaroshik has got my number

And you thought Janet was bold

Dreamy Kaka dreaming

Michael Ballack has lost weight and looks better than ever

Nelson Dida is perfect, as is

Ricardo Quaresmo has two too many rings on

I like this take home prize

Andriy Schevchenko's thighs

Zinedine Zidane's pucker