Sheva looks so much better with longer hair, and now he's the Ballon D'or winner.
I have a major crush on Carlos Bocanegra. I wouldn't throw him out of my bed for eating crackers.
Full Version: Hot soccer players
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sportinlife:
And you thought Janet was bold
Those are some choice soccer player pictures! And you thought Janet was bold
But if the "And you thought Janet was bold" one were on a straight chat board it would have a "visible boobies" warning: NSFW! (not safe for work!)
Two cuties for the weekend:
Jesper Grønkjær of the Danish national team.
and Wisconsin's Nick Van Sicklen -- looking way too serious in his media shot. Keep an eye out for him -- may be coming to the MLS soon!
Jesper Grønkjær of the Danish national team.
and Wisconsin's Nick Van Sicklen -- looking way too serious in his media shot. Keep an eye out for him -- may be coming to the MLS soon!
Belgian weekly HUMO is organizing a competition called "Kies De Gouden Stud", The Golden Stud, to find the sexiest footballer (aka soccer player) is Belgium.
Personally I'd vote for Patrick Goots. Though he could do with more chest fur and loose the thumb rings
Link to \"Kies De Gouden Stud\" site (click on each image to see larger version)
Personally I'd vote for Patrick Goots. Though he could do with more chest fur and loose the thumb rings
Link to \"Kies De Gouden Stud\" site (click on each image to see larger version)
Bjorn gets my vote. He looks like a long drink of water.
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sterlingman:
Link to \\"Kies De Gouden Stud\\" site (click on each image to see larger version)
... also known as The Joy of Socks! Link to \\"Kies De Gouden Stud\\" site (click on each image to see larger version)
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DCBucky:
Jesper Grønkjær of the Danish national team.
My favorite pic of him by far. I think he's from Greenland originally isn't he?Jesper Grønkjær of the Danish national team.
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Bjorn without a doubt. Doesn't need a sock either.QUOTE
PatSanFran:
Giorgio the Groper
Gotta love soccer. Giorgio the Groper
Jesper - HOT, even with his shirt on.
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Two words
Taylor Twellman
Taylor Twellman
Nothing \"wee\" about Irish footballer John Hartson!
That must be \"it\"!
Bulging (danm watermark!)
I think he's hot
Nice VPL
Another VPL shot
Second bulge shot
Is that a sweat stain or \"it\"
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That must be \"it\"!
Bulging (danm watermark!)
I think he's hot
Nice VPL
Another VPL shot
Second bulge shot
Is that a sweat stain or \"it\"
The following a caps of John from a match. I like how it changes positions/swings
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sterlingman, you have moved me to make my first post. those pix are freakin' fantastic! :-)
Holy crap, you really can see it move, and I haven't even been drinking! By the by, what is a VPL?
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millerbeach:
By the by, what is a VPL?
Visible Penis Line wink
By the by, what is a VPL?
millerbeach, how about "visible penis line"?
These soccer players are so hot they're smoking!
Dida plays with flair! (or is it flare?)
(the rest of the story)
Dida plays with flair! (or is it flare?)
(the rest of the story)
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dstain:
sterlingman, you have moved me to make my first post. those pix are freakin' fantastic! :-)
Thanks sterlingman, you have moved me to make my first post. those pix are freakin' fantastic! :-)
WOW That's cool. I'm honored that my post made you make your first post.
Glad you liked the pictures/caps.
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millerbeach:
... By the by, what is a VPL?
millerbeach,... By the by, what is a VPL?
It means Visible Penis Line
Check out www.UrbanDictionary.com
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Which says VPL stands for "Visible Panty Line," which is what I've always heard it to mean.(And this is my first post.)
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Puschkin:
(And this is my first post.)
No yeah I wasn't saying that millerbeach should search UrbanDictionary for "VPL" but to check out the site for the latest words added to the lexicon.QUOTE
Which says VPL stands for \"Visible Panty Line,\" which is what I've always heard it to mean.(And this is my first post.)
And you're right, it ALSO means that: visible panty line.
May I Reintroduce...LANDON DONOVAN!
Back from Germany and playing for LA Galaxy!
http://www.mlsnet.com/MLS/gallery/index.js...3312005_donovan
Gotta Love that Smile!
He is so hot!
Back from Germany and playing for LA Galaxy!
http://www.mlsnet.com/MLS/gallery/index.js...3312005_donovan
Gotta Love that Smile!
He is so hot!
Footballer giving himself a wedgie :confused:
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Hmmm, wonder how many guys volunteered to be their makeup artists?
Any bets on which North American sports team would be the first to release a nude calendar a la the French rugby team?
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Any bets on which North American sports team would be the first to release a nude calendar a la the French rugby team?
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Enough hoses there to put out a forest fire.
Olympic runner Iwan Thomas modeling underwear
Full body shot (front)
Up close of above
Full body shot (back)
Full body shot (front)
Up close of above
Full body shot (back)
nice pics Sterling Thanks
very nice body
very nice body
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azairforce:
nice pics Sterling Thanks
very nice body
You're welcome azairforcenice pics Sterling Thanks
very nice body
I also like the dude in the black shorts
Love the nude pics of the Spanish team. As an amateur painter, the thought of the male body as a canvas is invigorating. "Dude, I'm gonna paint your body, and this will probably take ALL DAY."
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baseball bob:
\"Dude, I'm gonna paint your body, and this will probably take ALL DAY.\"
LOL \"Dude, I'm gonna paint your body, and this will probably take ALL DAY.\"
Naughty footy
Somebody else likes Alan Shearer's taste in underwear too
Andrei (Andriy) Shevchenko may have the hunkiest thighs in soccer..
..and the sexiest torso (on left)
Bixente Lizarazu dressed in his birthday suit to greet France's President Chirac in the lockerroom
Dennis Bergkamp always keeps a spare ball handy...like in tennis
Christiano Ronaldo looks good in anything..
..but the less, the better
Filippo Inzaghi would look good in that tie..and nothing else
Michael Owens makes friendly with the neighborhood streaker
Robbie Fowler makes really friendly with all his gay fans
Roque Santa Cruz (bottom
) makes really, really friendly with an opponent
Robbie Van Persie and friends stage a midfield orgy
Somebody else likes Alan Shearer's taste in underwear too
Andrei (Andriy) Shevchenko may have the hunkiest thighs in soccer..
..and the sexiest torso (on left)
Bixente Lizarazu dressed in his birthday suit to greet France's President Chirac in the lockerroom
Dennis Bergkamp always keeps a spare ball handy...like in tennis
Christiano Ronaldo looks good in anything..
..but the less, the better
Filippo Inzaghi would look good in that tie..and nothing else
Michael Owens makes friendly with the neighborhood streaker
Robbie Fowler makes really friendly with all his gay fans
Roque Santa Cruz (bottom
) makes really, really friendly with an opponent Robbie Van Persie and friends stage a midfield orgy
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sportinlife:
Andrei (Andriy) Shevchenko may have the hunkiest thighs in soccer..
Dennis Bergkamp always keeps a spare ball handy...like in tennis
Yeah I agree with ya, sportinlifeAndrei (Andriy) Shevchenko may have the hunkiest thighs in soccer..
Dennis Bergkamp always keeps a spare ball handy...like in tennis
Those legs on Shevchenko are great! BTW loved the Dennis Bergkamp picture too
Ok, here's my list of hunkiest football players (we call it "football" here, not "soccer"):
From Valencia: Rubén Baraja (though he's shaved now, but still) and most of all, MARCO DI VAIO (who used to play for Juventus until last season). I know he has a website somewhere where you can even dress him in several types of trendy urban wear...
From Inter Milan: Dejan Stankovic, the Serb who's also on the SCG (Srbija i CrnoGore) National Team. Brazilian ADRIANO also has the best legs, especially that left one that is merciless near a goal.
AC Milan: Andriy Schevchenko. Too bad he missed that penalty in the Champions League final...
Liverpool: Steven Gerrard and Czech Milan Baros (though he doesn't look as good as he did at Euro 2004)...
Real Madrid: Goaltender IKER CASILLAS has got to be the hottest Spanish player alive. And of course Beckham but he's becoming a bit overexposed in the same way that J.Lo did when she went "Billboard". And of course, MICHAEL OWEN, how can anyone forget. Initially I thought he wasn't going to age well, but it seems he very well could...
Red Star Belgrade (I think he's still here): Goalie Ivica Kralj, who's still around since France 1998. He's not as visible as before, but still.
Bayern München: My countryman Claudio Pizarro, a Beckhamesque metrosexual who's not afraid to pose in tight trendy/alternative clothes here in Peruvian magazines.
Barcelona: You've got to admit the hottest one in that club is the coach Frank Rijkaard. Remember when he was a player? Damn he was hot!
Other names: Diego Barreto, the Paraguayan goalie at the Copa America 2004 and at the Athens Olympics. Wish we could see more of him but he hasn't played any of the World Cup qualifiers yet...
There is something about Juventus' Ibrahimovic, Liverpool's Fernando Morientes, US Goalkeeper Casey Keller, and Japan's Nakata (is he still at Parma?) that turn one on, eh?
I'm sure I'll come up with more.
Stjepanidze
From Valencia: Rubén Baraja (though he's shaved now, but still) and most of all, MARCO DI VAIO (who used to play for Juventus until last season). I know he has a website somewhere where you can even dress him in several types of trendy urban wear...
From Inter Milan: Dejan Stankovic, the Serb who's also on the SCG (Srbija i CrnoGore) National Team. Brazilian ADRIANO also has the best legs, especially that left one that is merciless near a goal.
AC Milan: Andriy Schevchenko. Too bad he missed that penalty in the Champions League final...
Liverpool: Steven Gerrard and Czech Milan Baros (though he doesn't look as good as he did at Euro 2004)...
Real Madrid: Goaltender IKER CASILLAS has got to be the hottest Spanish player alive. And of course Beckham but he's becoming a bit overexposed in the same way that J.Lo did when she went "Billboard". And of course, MICHAEL OWEN, how can anyone forget. Initially I thought he wasn't going to age well, but it seems he very well could...
Red Star Belgrade (I think he's still here): Goalie Ivica Kralj, who's still around since France 1998. He's not as visible as before, but still.
Bayern München: My countryman Claudio Pizarro, a Beckhamesque metrosexual who's not afraid to pose in tight trendy/alternative clothes here in Peruvian magazines.
Barcelona: You've got to admit the hottest one in that club is the coach Frank Rijkaard. Remember when he was a player? Damn he was hot!
Other names: Diego Barreto, the Paraguayan goalie at the Copa America 2004 and at the Athens Olympics. Wish we could see more of him but he hasn't played any of the World Cup qualifiers yet...
There is something about Juventus' Ibrahimovic, Liverpool's Fernando Morientes, US Goalkeeper Casey Keller, and Japan's Nakata (is he still at Parma?) that turn one on, eh?
I'm sure I'll come up with more.
Stjepanidze
Of course, how could I forget:
Thomas Sorensen from Aston Villa, also the Danish National Team's Goaltender.
Nuno Gomes (which club is he playing in?), a.k.a. as the Portuguese who eliminated Spain from Euro 2004, and one of the cutest players alive.
Croatia's Dario Simic just retired (so I hear) but I wonder what ever happened to Goran Vlaovic?????
Ok, that's it for now.
Thomas Sorensen from Aston Villa, also the Danish National Team's Goaltender.
Nuno Gomes (which club is he playing in?), a.k.a. as the Portuguese who eliminated Spain from Euro 2004, and one of the cutest players alive.
Croatia's Dario Simic just retired (so I hear) but I wonder what ever happened to Goran Vlaovic?????
Ok, that's it for now.
Another David Beckham photo, with Zinedine Zidane, of Real Madrid courtesy of mlsnet.com.
http://www.mlsnet.com/images/2005/06/22/m7Irg9DI.jpg
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http://www.mlsnet.com/images/2005/06/22/m7Irg9DI.jpg
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Sterlingman,
I was never much of a soccer fan but after seeing Andrei Shevchenko,I'm speechless!! I would love to have those thighs slamming against mine!! You rock when it comes to the hottest photos! Bravo and thanks!!
I was never much of a soccer fan but after seeing Andrei Shevchenko,I'm speechless!! I would love to have those thighs slamming against mine!! You rock when it comes to the hottest photos! Bravo and thanks!!
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Stjepanidze:
Ok, here's my list of hunkiest football players (we call it \"football\" here, not \"soccer\"):
From Inter Milan: Dejan Stankovic, the Serb who's also on the SCG (Srbija i CrnoGore) National Team. Brazilian ADRIANO also has the best legs, especially that left one that is merciless near a goal.
AC Milan: Andriy Schevchenko. Too bad he missed that penalty in the Champions League final...
There is something about Juventus' Ibrahimovic, Liverpool's Fernando Morientes, US Goalkeeper Casey Keller, and Japan's Nakata (is he still at Parma?) that turn one on, eh?
I'm sure I'll come up with more.
Stjepanidze
Adriano is definitely quite beautiful! And Andriy Shevchenko is also veeeery hot! Ok, here's my list of hunkiest football players (we call it \"football\" here, not \"soccer\"):
From Inter Milan: Dejan Stankovic, the Serb who's also on the SCG (Srbija i CrnoGore) National Team. Brazilian ADRIANO also has the best legs, especially that left one that is merciless near a goal.
AC Milan: Andriy Schevchenko. Too bad he missed that penalty in the Champions League final...
There is something about Juventus' Ibrahimovic, Liverpool's Fernando Morientes, US Goalkeeper Casey Keller, and Japan's Nakata (is he still at Parma?) that turn one on, eh?
I'm sure I'll come up with more.
Stjepanidze
But out of all the US players you picked Kasey Keller? Two words: LANDON DONOVAN. Even if I think he should be playing in Germany and not MLS, that doesn't take away how hot he is.
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Cattledog:
Another David Beckham photo, with Zinedine Zidane, of Real Madrid courtesy of mlsnet.com.
Yay! I wasn't the only one who liked that pic! Zidane looks kinda weird in it, but Becks is as hot as ever.
Another David Beckham photo, with Zinedine Zidane, of Real Madrid courtesy of mlsnet.com.
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eddiecat:
Sterlingman,
I was never much of a soccer fan but after seeing Andrei Shevchenko,I'm speechless!! I would love to have those thighs slamming against mine!! You rock when it comes to the hottest photos! Bravo and thanks!!
Hey eddiecat,Sterlingman,
I was never much of a soccer fan but after seeing Andrei Shevchenko,I'm speechless!! I would love to have those thighs slamming against mine!! You rock when it comes to the hottest photos! Bravo and thanks!!
Thanks dude, that's verry cool of ya to say
Becks, shirtless in jeans -- on all fours
Becks and his new \"friend\"
Hasan Salihamidzic and Mehmet Scholl celebrating -- making out(?)
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sterlingman:
Becks and his new \\"friend\\"
Looks like Luis Figo is dejected 'cause Becks is locking arms with Ronaldo instead of him.Becks and his new \\"friend\\"
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That is f--king hilarious
How can you tell he's "shitless?" Did somebody frighten him?
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Are the shin guards to prevent rug burn?
Hasan Salihamidzic and Mehmet Scholl celebrating -- making out(?)
WOW! That's HOT!!!!!!!
WOW! That's HOT!!!!!!!
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eddiecat:
Hasan Salihamidzic and Mehmet Scholl celebrating -- making out(?)
WOW! That's HOT!!!!!!!
Yes it is. I kept waiting for hands to slide under waistband and shorts to come off. Hasan Salihamidzic and Mehmet Scholl celebrating -- making out(?)
WOW! That's HOT!!!!!!!
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Becks pulling on his leopard-print briefs...
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