I think that's chest hair (or something like that) on Alan Smith

Chelsea on fire

Petr the eponymous

Waiting at the pad for 'who knows whom'

A Cech in Czech

Damned logos!

As Gollum would say \"We likes him a bit muddy, master, yesssss\"

Off with his sleeves! That's a start?

Uh, Yaaa. Maybe he can keep them on for a bit

The rest of the blue

This seems like the only way to get a win against them for now

And even that didn't work

Having even more fun with a blonde who's having more fun

[b]H-E-R-N-A-N!!!

C-R-E-S-P-O!!![/b]

Now you two are too cute to just be shaking hands

Shhh!! Don't wake up the rest of the league!

Fantasy Couple: Crespo-Drogba

Grab it like it's hot! Grab it like it's hot!

Oreo cookie with double-creamy filling. Mmmmm Yum!

Jole Cole: \"Yeah baby, you're gonna see a lot of this butt - the whoooole game\"

And if you're lucky, you'll espy a thigh too

Shirtless, with low-hangers. Yup!

It's an African Thang

Move it like you feel it

That Drogba-Crespo fantasy again. Nice to see they're versatile

Looks like oral satisfaction coming

Storming the Lampard

Shush! Quiet! Genious at work

Serving up team spirit. I'll have two helpings of that blonde in the center

Dessert

If he says he can fly, you need only ask \"How high?\"

The edible Crespo

The insatiable Crespo. Obviously even Drogba is not enough for him

Now THAT is a soccer thigh

The real pointer is not on his hand

\"I'm frrom Trransil-vane-ya, ahn die vont to drrrink yo bloow-ed!\"

Who, us worry. Surely you must be MAD

Singing the Chelsea theme

Didn't your mom ever tell you that if the wind changes...?

Okay guys, stop farting around! Where did you put that damn goal!?

Excellent pictures.... and there's something hot about a guy who can work "espy" into a sentence.

Umm, do I espy a compliment? *Gulp* *Gosh* I think I'm blushing! wink Wish I could take full credit but I am always inspired by the subject.

Glad you like the photos Olympicfan.

Aye-yi-yi! That's one hell of a thigh!!

Come on guys, someone must have a shirtless pic of Dallas Burn hottie Bobby Rhine?

Yes, Jockboy, I do - but he's in my bed.
Oops, I'm just dreaming. It's ok - I'm back now.

I'll have the same regarding the first picture.

Love the 2nd picture too.

Thanks for sportinlife!

Always welcome Sterlingman. And if the first is the same guy I was talking about, then he's tall enough for there to be ample for two...at least. And doesn't the second (Frank Lampard) have one of the thickest meatiest calves you've ever seen? Even though that one calf is barely visible.

¿Como andas, sportinlife?

Yup, that's the one, the blond in the center in the first picture

I hadn't noticed it befor, kind of strange since I love thick/meaty calves, but you're right, Frank does have a great calf there.

I was able to find this picture w/out the sock, but I'm going to see if I can find one of it with the football sock on, I think that's hot when a calf bulges out of a pair of football (or Rugby) socks.

Hey Sterling! I have thick meaty calves!! wink wink

Como me da la gana, hombre!

And you're right about the sock. But also the way the muscle is flexed during active us - which is why I like action photos so much. That thigh in the earlier shot would never look that good at rest. And a persons whole aura seems to change - and it seems to show in a photo - when theny are involved in something they really love.

Stevie's File

You shouldn't be sucking your own lip

Baby's face

Flexing his bulge

Those long hairy legs

With his handy-dandy lub dispensor

Frank Lampard

Now why didn't I think to bring a lub dispensor?

AHA! Left it at the beach

Enjoying a brief jockstrap malfunction

Tanning almost everywhere

With a female soccer star - he's the cute one

Becoming one with the Stevie

Spreading those thighs

Michael Owen

Ok Michael, that's enough. I think he's consoled now

Posted by alleninsf (Member # 2815) on October 30, 2005, 01:51 PM:

I would watch soccer if I could see more of this... Soccer Video Clip

[ October 31, 2005, 06:01 AM: Message edited by: m1 ]

The modern Brazilian man

Kaka sure loves hard heads..

..and soft fluffy pink towels

Dearest alleninsf,

That soccer video is priceless. The "exposed" player seemed in no hurry to put his "equipment back into the locker." The word cock-soccer comes to mind.

[ October 31, 2005, 05:37 AM: Message edited by: m1 ]

wow, the Italian national team is pretty hot!

I'd follow you anywhere.

TNT indeed

Goalkeep Shaka Hislop working it

The dirty yellowman

Being kind to his fellow goalkeeper

The man is serious business

Curly Carlos Edwards

Avery John with MLS' New England

Cornell Glen puckers, with some cutie in the back

Can't stop with just one hot pair of slightly gapped soccer thighs

I'll have three pair of thighs please. And a supersize drink of what's sucking that water bottle.

¡Eso es lo que me gusta oir!

I'm with you on the action shots.

Another sport where I also like to look at a calf bulging out a sock is baseball. Take for example the verry cutie Sean Boatright: face and body Check out those calves!

I got more pictures of him and can email them to ya if you'd like

PS LOVED your Steven Gerard pictures! Thanks for posting them.

E-mail away Sterlingman. An Irish construction worker in a nearby house is the spitting image of him (not as much muscle, but that's sexier in a way). Hope they wont finish that place for a while.

Will do that sportinlife

Gotta love those Irish, huh sport? One of my faovrite accents is that of the Irish.


Great set of legs on Christian Ronaldo (didn't know they were like that!)

Ronaldo definitely has nice soccer thighs

And nice torso for a soccer player, his teammate likes too

Useful talent for a guy with those thighs

And how did we miss this Steven Gerrard shot?

I knew he appreciated his gay fans but...

Love it

Thanks for posting sportinlife.

The Christiano shot is hot too.

So, if I buy an Intel Centrino powered laptop, will Michael Owen sit on my lap? Can I sit on his?

Picture See ad 'ere (below Television)

Italian footballer Marco Di Vaio is one handsome man

Likes to read too

And walk around on the field in his underwear

Woo-Hoo Sterling!!! I like Marco!!!

Yeah, he's a hot footballer! Glad you liked, Eddie


Nice bulge on Spours' Robbie Keane

Whoa! Either Robbie really gets into his soccer or he loves being lifted by whoever that is. That is a clear boner.

I don't know if you've seen this Italian Commercial but I like big guys and these soccer players are HUGE!

SKype Commercial

(You should right click and save target as...it's 15mb but worth it!)

Looking at it again sportinlife, it does look like Robbie has sprung wood!

I'd say it's the former, I mean. The Brits, as the rest of the world, do love football.


Hey Maddog,

Can you please tell me what the commercial's about? Because of the file's size, I'm afraid I can't download it. I'm on dail-up and it's going to take me a long time to download.

Thanks!

It's a commercial (for what product I'm not sure, as is the case with most indirect advertisements) that depicts various Italian soccer players (Francesco Totti is one I recognize) as literally out-sized persons in daily situations (i.e. bumping head against ceiling in a normal size room, trying squeeze into shoes that look like baby booties, etc.)

¡Muchas gracias, sportinlife!

That Toti is a cutie! I'm going to try to download the video.

A sexier Fabio Cannavaro

Bruno Carvalho

Bruno you know I like it

Shhh don't wake him

Is Josh DuHamel your cousin

John Hughes

Rochdale soccer team

People do buy stuff from the Undergear catalog

Marco Vanbasten having fun in the shower

Toss it

Soccer player Ian Wright entertaining a friend

His friend joins in

All right everybody get naked

Ian on the field

Soccer practice can be fun.

And can wear you out.

[ December 03, 2005, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: TommyC84 ]

Soccer player Andy Johnson

Faustino Aprilla lounging at the sink.

Steven Gerard gets discracted while training for the match against Chelsae.

I wonder what he's thinking,Sterling! wink

[ December 06, 2005, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]

Ok where the hell have I been that I am just now finding out about this Cristiano Ronaldo who is absolutely hot??!!! He's quite the metrosexual and my goodness he looks good in lowcut swim trunks. Plus, we have the same birthday so that makes him even more hot!!

Cristiano Ronaldo's bulge and great legs


Umm...where are his shorts? Damn thats a hot little ass

Capri pants and clutching a Gucci bag 1

Capri pants and clutching a Gucci bag 2

He's obviously metrosexual and European so I guess I'll give him a pass on this, although I still say men should not wear capri pants.

[ December 11, 2005, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: ltskinmdterp ]

ltskinmdterp-

I'd be happy to share Cristiano with you if you'd like...

And thank you, thank you, thank you for that first link! It made my day!

wink No problem metro..any way I can help out. He is definitely something. And yes...we can split him bi-weekly. Good grief...to think I passed up a Manchester United soccer game when I could have gone. I KNOW NOW!!!! LOL!!! Won't be passing that up again.

Terp from Ohio wins the big one for MD

Marc Burch continuing the trend toward bigger players in USA soccer

Where's the orgy?

The amazing levitating Mr. Burch

It would take strong arms to lift those thighs

Due to the recent scandalous activities occuring in a Bulgarian lockerroom, the following shall forthwith be prohibited in all venues where the game of soccer is played:

Mouths should not be opened during a game

Obscene displays of male beauty will no longer be tolerated. A full veil will suffice

All opponents who might inspire inappropriate thoughts should be strictly avoided. A 10 foot clearance is sufficient

Approaching youths under 20 years of age will be severely punished

Example of behavior that will be considered a capital offense

There will be no, repeat NO, discussion of objects of length greater than six inches. Any demonstration of the length of such object will incur the wrath of the Soccer-gods

Yeah sport...I'm so proud of my fellow Terps for coming through with the national championship. First one since 1968. Go Terps!!

I'm guilty of that first one.

And I agree with the ban on opponents who would inspire dirty thoughts...Gronkjaer forces me to think of "inappropriate" things...