I suggest you quickly render penance to the Soccer-gods.

It is not up to me to say how.

Lol...how'd you know I'd been thinking about doing that to Ante Razov?

Be careful what you think or say, my son. For the Soccer-gods know all. wink

[ December 13, 2005, 04:49 PM: Message edited by: sportinlife ]

Currently most viewed photo on the World Cup 2006 website:

Ukraine forward Andriy Voronin unleashes his weapon of mass destruction upon Spain's Carles Puyol

Elsewhere:

Francesco Totti bulging in back...

...as well as in front

Breathtaking Inter Milan forward Adriano of Brazil taking a breath

Not only the most viewed, but also emailed eek!

I LOVE it!

Thanks for posting, sportinlife.

It looks like he poked him in the eye with that weapon! wink

Sexiest soccer photo of 2005

You've been Terp'ed! wink

Canada's Sandro Grande (front) fights off Costa Rica's Roy Miller

Bored with practice? Flash that belly-button.

Speaking of Christiano Ronaldo, here he is being groped (well, not exactly "groped") by some queens!


Picture 1

Picture 2

Picture 3

Becks. \"Oh! Suits you, sir!\" (I wonder if he borrowed them diamond earring from Posh?

Beckham looks great in that suit!!

It's ballet - football style.

I'm really wondering who gave those women permission to touch my Cristiano

Uh, Metro, there ain't no women that I see in those pictures of Cristiano... eek!

I've been wanting some decent pics of this show
for a long time! WOW!!!!!!!!! Look at those
nips....YUMMY!!!! I'd suck on those for hours!
WOW! nice pecs and abs too! yummy!

Ooh, they're in trouble. Get 'em, Metro!

BTW, no, "ellas" - bueno, deberia decir "ellos", no son mujeres eek!

Ellos son muy muy feos. Ellos se me enojan- yo nunca les permitiria a tocarlo.

Pardon my poor Spanish...

They are definitely going down :mad:

[ January 01, 2006, 06:04 PM: Message edited by: metromathis13 ]

Si, yo entiendo you enojamiento. ¡Oye que atrevimiento de ellos de toca a Christiano sin tu permiso!

¡Que descaro!

Rip off thier wigs, Metro (that's always funny, but not in a mean way, just funny) and then lay down the law as to who gets to only touch Christiano - you.

Tu Español esta bueno

Yo necesito mas practica...nadie de mis amigos quieren hablar en espanol conmigo.

Look! He's praying for me to come save him! He's on his knees! wink
Yo estoy alegre que yo puedo tocarlo!

I love it when my Sterling speaks spanish!
Ti quiero mucho,baby!Remember that I had my eyes on C.R. as well.

Working up to the Cup

Ban the idiots who want to ban the shirt exchange

Chelsea's John Terry (right) practices free-balling

Portugal's Jorginho (right) and Vitoria Guimaraes practice looking cute and hairy, a Porto specialty

Real Madrid's Cicihno gets wired up for a little S&M

Robinho just can't get over all the gorgeous teammates he has at Real Madrid

Yo te entendi Asi que tu Español asta bueno. Tu escuela no tiene un grupo dende estudiantes que quieren hablar en Español can meet up (didn't know how to saw that in Spanish)

Me gustaron las fotos que tu \"posted\" Si me das permiso, me gustaria tocarle las pierna en esta foto

Yo queria \"post\" (what's \"post\" in Spanish?) una foto de Ronaldo demostrando lo que el iba aser si lo rescatabas, pero perdi la foto y no la puedo encontrar


Yo te quiero a ti tanbien Eddie

Te estoy mandando un beso.


Nice picture sportinlife. I'm sure John sported some hot bounce as he played

I'd use poner for post...place and post are similar enough for me...

I think I should learn Portuguese...CR, Adriano, and now this Cicinho boy...mmmm...

By the way, when I say no one can touch CR, that doesn't apply to you guys...just ask before and you can do w/e you want with him wink

Yeah, I think poner is close enough. Sort of like, Me gustaron las fotos que pusistes.

I can't believe I don't know how to say "post", not the mail and pole, but the message board "post" kind, in Spanish :confused:

I think I would learn Portuguese to talk to Cicinho.

\"Encontrarse\" o \"reunirse\".

"Enviar" o, como sugirió metromathis13, "poner".

¡De vuelta a mi escondite!

You could practice with the Canadian women's national team, who finished 4th in the last Women's World Cup...

O tu, Sterlingman, y yo viajariamos a Espana! Nosotros practicariamos espanol y futbol con los galacticos de Real Madrid y entonces, nosotros pasar mucho mas tiempo con ellos....if you know what I mean wink wink

Noumenon, te gustaria viajar con nosotros tambien?

Para los chavos que desean practicar el espanol. Les envio este glosario que les ayudara con terminos de computacion. Amor y besos a todos. wink

Yo te quiero a ti tanbien Eddie Te estoy mandando un beso.


Sterling,
Sus besos me fijarían en el fuego.

El Vocabulario Indispensible

Besame mucho, pero no aqui

Las tres reyes inglaterras: Beckham, Owen y Rooney

El suizo Ricardo Cabañas mira al cielo mientras Marco Streller es abrazado por sus compañeros helveticas

Un amor profundo

Agarando la vida con gusto

La puerta esta abierta. Hay que ponerle la pinga

Las piernas estan abiertas...

Creo que esta pensando en ti metro

I'm impressed

Say Erik, Did you type that yourself or with the use of a Web-based translator? If it's the former, that is awesome!


Thanks noumenon.

That's what I was looking for, \"reunirse\" I think though \"enviar\" is more like \"send\", as in \"Enviar un correo electronico\" (Send an e-mail)

¡Oye, no te escondas!


Metro, mi equipaje esta listo para viajar a Españalp-Española. ¿Que te parece un juego de Fútbol entre yo y Ciciho y tu con Ronaldo? Y despues del juego, bueno ya tu sabes wink


Gracias por el enlace, SCTrojan. Salira beuno cuando tenge que espricar termonis de computacion a mis padres


No, Eddie, nada de \"tu\" (the formal \"you\" form), por favor mi amigo, usa \"tu\" - or the one I prefer, \"vos\" (which is the informal one)

Aqui te mando otro beso, y un abrazo fuerte.


¡Dios mio, que vurgar este sportinlife! wink wink

Como me gustaria ser el "King's Consort" de Rey Michael Owen


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I think I had better stay with english.

Hopefully you won't post that photo of your bleeding knee again.

Oh come on, who doesn't like bloody patellas?

No one on this end of the computer,Metro!

You know what, Eric, you f**k and you stupid bike.

I'm verry friendly, but I'm done with your mierda!

I can laugh at myself, and have done so (more than I'd like to admit LOL). Hell if I can't laugh at myself, then I can't at other things.

I realized I might've misread you post, but by the time I realized that, it was too late. I'm guilty of sometimes having a rather thin skin.

The thing is that I'm paying ya a friendly compliment, obvisouly I understood some of the things you said in Spanish, but you come with stuff like that crap. Bulges are a fetish of mine, Erik, not my whole life. Not everything is bulges with me (yes, I know I just posted a bulge video) I've noticed you make post where you somehow manage to bring bikes/biking and I don't saw "Oh there he does, bringing biking into it"

If my English isn't good - well, I guess I can work on making it gooder (yes, I know "gooder" isn't a real word), but hey, it's still pretty good, if not excellent, for someone with Spanish as he's native tongue.

[/QUOTE]I can laugh at myself, and have done so (more than I'd like to admit LOL). Hell if I can't laugh at myself, then I can't at other things.
I realized I might've misread you post, but by the time I realized that, it was too late. I'm guilty of sometimes having a rather thin skin.
The thing is that I'm paying ya a friendly compliment, obvisouly I understood some of the things you said in Spanish, but you come with stuff like that crap. Bulges are a fetish of mine, Erik, not my whole life. Not everything is bulges with me (yes, I know I just posted a bulge video) I've noticed you make post where you somehow manage to bring bikes/biking and I don't saw "Oh there he does, bringing biking into it"

If my English isn't good - well, I guess I can work on making it gooder (yes, I know "gooder" isn't a real word), but hey, it's still pretty good, if not excellent, for someone with Spanish as he's native tongue. [/QB][/QUOTE]

Sterling,
Your english is just fine but Erik has a very wicked sense of humor and very few of us could ever be that wicked.I told him he needs to stop riding his bike without a helmet and apparently he didn't listen.The next time those brakes give out on his bike he'll be wondering if it's just a coincidence or is it because of the wrath of Eddiecat! :mad:

[ January 04, 2006, 06:56 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]

Erik,
Stop messing with my man!! :mad: :mad:

Gracias, Eddie, mi amor

Si, hay mas in mi vida que "bulges" Lo que pasa es que a mi me gustan bastante.

No era mi intension de golpiarte con lo que dije aserca de tu amor por las bisicletas. Delto, yo no soy asi. Yo entiendo que tegustan las bisicleta, a mi tanbien. Si, tengo años que no me eh montado en una -- una bisicleta, pero me gustan las bisicletas.

I guess I can get carried away with my bulge fetish, but like I said above, I have a thing about athletic bulges. It doesn't stop there though. I totally respect and admire (in a non-sexual way) an athlete's abilities, accomplishments and achivements.

Take Jason Varitek (actually don't, he's mine ), I think the man is hot, handsome with a great body, but I also think he's the best catcher right now and really like and respect his incredible leardership skills.

I was actually sad that I didn't get to see his first grand slam homer last year. I'm a big fan of his, but since I don't like talking about sports that much, it take a slightly lesser interest to his hotness, but it's there and those that know me know that.

I'm buying a 'Tek jersey, and I'm going to do it more becuase I'm a fan and want to show my support, than me thinking he's hot (which he is, verry hot)

I wish I could join in on the baseball talk, and I might once the baseball season starts, but even though I watch and love the sport, I just don't like talking about it. The samething goes for Rugby (mainly Union) and other sports I like.

I think the best I can explain it is by you picturing you love of bikes. It's the same with me with my love of bulges. Only that mine is in a sexual way - and maybe yours too(?) wink

Unfortunately, it doesn't matter in which laguage I write in, Spanish or Ingles, I will sometime be misunderstood and it won't be intentionaly. Oy. In learning English, I'm forgetting Spanish. Ingles is actually by first language by default. I only speak Español with my parents and some family members.

Bueno, Erik, espero que no ahiga mala sangre entre nosotro. Yo soy muy amistoso, y no me gusta ser malo con las gentes. Well, sometimes I do, but it's only a taste of their own medicine.

And speaking pictures, since you're going to post shot of your bloody face to Eddie, one of your bloody patella to Metro. How about a shot of your bloody bulge for me? wink

Put some ketchup on it

(Speaking in my best Madrid accent)
Pues, tío, cómo no, claro que me gustaría viajar con vosotros a España. Pero después del verano porque primero tengo que viajar a Canadá...


Sí, es verdad, \"post\" sería \"poner\" en vez de \"enviar\". Mala mía.

¡Es que soy tímido! eek!

(noumenon vuelve a su escondite.)

¡Mentira!

Yo soy timido tambien (es verdad), pero estoy aprendiendo a no ser asi.

Chelsea's big German defender Robert Huth..

..hitting a header from heaven

An unequal shirt exchange

That little guy might fit better in to the shirt of Damien Huff

Portrait of Thomas Gravesen of Denmark and Real Madrid (shot from 2002)

Nice bald head from last year

Say, Thomas, what's making that bulge? Oh, I see.

Ryan Giggs: Clean-cut or scruffy is hot. Could stand to eat a sandwich or two though

What's going on here? (Werder Bremen FC)

\"Oh! Suit's you, sir\" (Michael Ballack)

Check out the \"A\"

I wonder who he's looking at?

Michael Ballack and his HUGE balls! wink

Ivan Klasnic, Jurica Vranjes and Torsten Frings during the Werder Bremen training camp Question is, what are they training for? eek!

Funny. That looks like Frings standing on the right. For some reason I always assumed he was a "bottom".

Maybe he's versatile?

Cuddly around the Frings

Unusual birthmark, kind of cute

Uh Oh, in goes the old stud

Nice eyes, and those lips

Profile

Smothered by Ballack, what a way to go

Hmm Torsten, how are ya gonna explain this one down at the local bierhalle, eh?

I love those photos!!

And a portrait of German teammate Michael Ballack

Curls gone wild

That mouth could probably take in those bouncing balls

Photographs with him must cost a Sheik's fortune

The brooding look of a Turkish wrestler

My favorite \"O\" of him. And that shaggy mane...