I'd been looking forward all week to the telecast of U. Texas' football game on Saturday. No college team wears whiter or thinner pants. Imagine my dismay to see shot after shot of the game and NOT ONE VJL (visible jockstrap line) on those beautiful Texas butts!! !!! !!!
Looks like the entire team has dumped jocks for compression shorts. :mad: :mad: :mad:
I am distraught.
Still in shock
SFD
Full Version: Tragedy! U. Texas football team goes compression shorts
Hey I saw plenty in yesterday's loss to Ohio. Colt's jock was visible, for one.
Is it just me or does the name "Colt McCoy" sound like a porn name???
Colt McCoy might be a porn star name, but I'd like to find out if he performs more like a porn star! wink
Well he performed like a porn star yesterday. He sucked and blew at the same time.
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George Twins fan:
Well he performed like a porn star yesterday. He sucked and blew at the same time.
Lol...Good One. Well he performed like a porn star yesterday. He sucked and blew at the same time.
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SFDutch:
I'd been looking forward all week to the telecast of U. Texas' football game on Saturday. No college team wears whiter or thinner pants. Imagine my dismay to see shot after shot of the game and NOT ONE VJL (visible jockstrap line) on those beautiful Texas butts!! !!! !!!
Looks like the entire team has dumped jocks for compression shorts. :mad: :mad: :mad:
I am distraught.
Still in shock
SFD
Compression shorts should be outlawed as unhealthy...those Longhorn butts need to breath
I'd been looking forward all week to the telecast of U. Texas' football game on Saturday. No college team wears whiter or thinner pants. Imagine my dismay to see shot after shot of the game and NOT ONE VJL (visible jockstrap line) on those beautiful Texas butts!! !!! !!!
Looks like the entire team has dumped jocks for compression shorts. :mad: :mad: :mad:
I am distraught.
Still in shock
SFD
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husker451:
Hey I saw plenty in yesterday's loss to Ohio. Colt's jock was visible, for one.
Agreed. I'm not really into Colt (not a fan of blondes), but he appeared to be pouring out of his jock! Nothing will ever compare to David Thomas, though!!
Hey I saw plenty in yesterday's loss to Ohio. Colt's jock was visible, for one.
WE need photos to support your disappointment, preferably comparison photos, up close and personal.
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HQQK EM:
THANK GOD, I taped every Longhorn game last season all because of David Thomas.
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husker451:
Hey I saw plenty in yesterday's loss to Ohio. Colt's jock was visible, for one.
Agreed. I'm not really into Colt (not a fan of blondes), but he appeared to be pouring out of his jock! Nothing will ever compare to David Thomas, though!! Hey I saw plenty in yesterday's loss to Ohio. Colt's jock was visible, for one.
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xeetim:
THANK GOD, I taped every Longhorn game last season all because of David Thomas.
I have such a "crush" on this man, it's ridiculous. Sadly, he is no longer available...he got married last July!! I wonder if she knows how lucky she is???THANK GOD, I taped every Longhorn game last season all because of David Thomas.
we went to those see-through pants last season - and man, matt baker looked good in them!
i was surprised at how see-through they really were
i was surprised at how see-through they really were
For those that may have missed previous posts. I've compiled slideshows with a few of my favorites!
David Thomas
Colt McCoy
David Thomas
Colt McCoy
what great ass shots! love those see-through white pants!!
Thomas and McCoy WOW- those are two magnificent pair wink
Now THERE are the U. Texas VJLs we know and love!
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HQQK EM:
She should do her wifely duty and eat that ass every hour on the hour.
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xeetim:
THANK GOD, I taped every Longhorn game last season all because of David Thomas.
I have such a \"crush\" on this man, it's ridiculous. Sadly, he is no longer available...he got married last July!! I wonder if she knows how lucky she is???THANK GOD, I taped every Longhorn game last season all because of David Thomas.
Texas vs. Rice today at 3:00 Pacific Time. Those jocks better be back in view on those jocks!
I mean it. :mad:
SFD
I mean it. :mad:
SFD
Texas v. Rice, 8 minutes into the first quarter. The only visible jocks on the Texas offense are on McCoy and 22 Young - the rest compressions shorts. Alas, Texas' glory days are past.
A fuming SFD :mad:
A fuming SFD :mad:
You need glasses.
Another McCoy does, Jordan Shipley does and Neale Tweedie the tight end does on offense.
Jordan Shipley
Quan Cosby
Tweedie
Another McCoy does, Jordan Shipley does and Neale Tweedie the tight end does on offense.
Jordan Shipley
Quan Cosby
Tweedie
Well, they weren't on camera in the first 8 minutes of today's game, after which I switched channels.
At least there's the Stanford NorCal water polo tournament to assuage the loss!
At least there's the Stanford NorCal water polo tournament to assuage the loss!
Yeah I was watching some of the blow-out yesterday on a 25 inch tv with crappy reception behind a bar and even I could see young Colt's strap from that distance.
Those pants are absolutely obscene. I noticed as the game went on the shots were more or less from the waist up...lol.
Those pants are absolutely obscene. I noticed as the game went on the shots were more or less from the waist up...lol.
Jordan Shipley is quickly becoming my new Texas "crush"...sorry David.
Apparently, Colt likes him, too!!
Now that he's healthy (fingers crossed), we should be seeing a lot "more" of him.
Apparently, Colt likes him, too!!
Now that he's healthy (fingers crossed), we should be seeing a lot "more" of him.
Those see through shorts and that many hot butts can't be a coincidence... the coach must be a butt pirate... wink
Talk about a tight end
Tweedie [/QB][/QUOTE]
Talk about a tight end
Tweedie [/QB][/QUOTE]
QUOTE(HQQK EM @ Sep 13 2006, 10:25 PM) 
For those that may have missed previous posts. I've compiled slideshows with a few of my favorites!
David Thomas
Colt McCoy
Thanks Hookem, you made my morning, all those strapped butts!!
Any idea what brand they're wearin? Ass straps look wide.
A lot of black compression shorts under white unies. 
Only Colt's jock was visible during their game last Saturday, against TCU. Shirts were also untucked, I guess with it being so hot. Even most of the TEXAS A&M guys had their shirts untucked while wearing the white pants.
Only Colt's jock was visible during their game last Saturday, against TCU. Shirts were also untucked, I guess with it being so hot. Even most of the TEXAS A&M guys had their shirts untucked while wearing the white pants.
HQQK EM - I don't know whether to hate you or love you for those pix!
I agree. It is a national tragedy to cover up David Thomas' assets.
*KERPLUNK*
Thank you Ausmusfan! Those were beautiful!
Ausmusfan - thanks! I can die happy now.
QUOTE(TC @ Nov 12 2007, 06:08 AM)
Ausmusfan - thanks! I can die happy now.
I've got a couple of more. If you'd like to see them...
QUOTE(Ausmusfan @ Nov 12 2007, 08:16 PM)
I've got a couple of more. If you'd like to see them...
Yes, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All I can say is "wow" to those pics...
Ok, you've twisted my arm.
Where the hell are getting these from!?
All I can say is thank goodness for white pants!
Thank you Ausmusfan!!! I just saw your new pics this morning, and it sure made my day. Thanks so much for thinking of your fellow board members!!!
Could someone please advise the local authorities to add me to the list of Colt McCoy's stalkers? I swear white football pants must have been invented by a gay man.
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Where the hell are getting these from!?
I got them from another discussion board. I'm glad that I was able to post to them for you.
Love ya guys...
Ausmusfan
WOW! The photographer who took those spectacular McCoy shots knew exactly where to aim his camera!
QUOTE(Ausmusfan @ Nov 14 2007, 01:23 AM)
I got them from Snicks. On another discussion board.
link, please!
QUOTE(Ausmusfan @ Nov 13 2007, 08:23 PM)
I got them from Snicks. On another discussion board. I will tell him you all loved. And I'm glad that I was able to post to them for you.
Love ya guys...
Ausmusfan
Thanks, Ausmusfan, we love ya too!!! Please keep posting.
I don't believe all of them are Colt since he's #12. Some appear to be #33, Scott Deery or Derry. Aaron Lewis #95 is another strapper.
TU sucks! Go Red Raiders!
Well, it's settled. I'm moving to Texas. I never watched much college ball until I was made aware of Colt and his pants...
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