OMG HOT!!!!

Lords of the Ring, Delson Heleno (top) and Brad Blackburn (bottom) at an International Fighting League match in the Izod Center of East Rutherford, New Jersey.


The winner of this fight, by the way, was the bottom

I know there is ONE UFC fighter I am obsessed with:

Roger Fuerta. So hot.

You may have a better chance with him if you get his name right - Roger Huerta.

For those who like the All-American boy, check out Dan Cramer on this season's Ultimate Fighter. Pretty boy - I mean that in a good way.

Brazil's Delson Heleno could be my All-American

He flies like an eagle



And has the wingspan to cover even the largest pits



And as he shows with Jason Ellenberger, he can even be a bottom

Brad Blackburn equally qualifies as a top, and an All-American

Though he lost this match to Travis Cox after kneeing him to the head while he was down

Maybe he's better off as a bottom.

And that's not to diminish hunky hardworker Dan Cramer

or that hot-as-hell latino Roger Huerta:



And one of his favorite subjects as a college wrestler was physics. So much for shallow jocks.

Ha, totally didn't notice that. That F is very close to that H on a QWERTY keyboard thankyewverymuch.

The things they do

In the saddle

"Now you take a breather down there while I have snack"

"You want this with or without tongue'

"Bet she can't do this for you"

Don't start to suck until you see the tip of the straw

Red Hot and Chocolate

"Oh alright, if you insist. But be quick about it"

In Pit Heaven

Gotcha!

Cute and bloodied

Perfect for take-a-away

"Oh hell, I'll eat in"

yep, total hunk frank trigg posed full-frontal nude. dream come true.

Mauricio “Shogun” Rua, left, from Brazil, gets a hold on Chuck Liddell, from Santa Barbara, CA, during their light-heavyweight fight at UFC 97 in Montreal on April 18, 2009. Rua won with a first round knockout.