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Herr Tiggee
I almost don't need to mock this...it does a fine job on its own.

Sugar Bush Squirrel - Defender of Democracy

You have to look at the gallery links in order to FULLY appreciate this woman's psychosis. But here's a crazy quote to get ya going:

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She has awards too numerous to mention but one, of which she is most proud, is 'The Great American Citation for Patriotism and World Peace'. She was given this award for her work as 'The Military Pin-Up Queen' where she traveled to military installations, boosting the morale of our service members, around the globe.

Now, after settling down in sunny, south Florida, Kelly has decided to continue her mission to boost the morale of our troops by photographing her pet squirrel in cute military shots. That way the guys and girls, keeping our great country free and helping to bring democracy to the rest of the world, will have a little 'Military Mascot' to carry around with them in their pockets to remind them that we, back here in America, are with them all the way.
Thank you, Kelly. You are my Crazy Bitch of the Month!


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[ May 25, 2005, 01:04 PM: Message edited by: m1 ]
metromathis13
WHAT THE HELL?

I'm sure that's exactly what the soldiers want to see: pictures of a psychotic woman's squirrel dressed in camoflauge.

Then again, I suppose it's the thought that counts. Anything is better than nothing.
NewYorkVenus
Admin:

Can this post/thread simply be moved to the "People Who Should be Shot" thread?

Then VH1 could create a reality show designed to narrow down from a group of military personnel who would be the lucky winner chosen to shoot her!

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eek!
Eric Swanson
Just when I thought the human race could not amaze me any longer ... along comes Sugar Bush Squirrel!

AT least it's good for a few cheap laughs.
Herr Tiggee
Which is scarier?
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or this...

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Herr Tiggee
Eric - you are in Kansas. Can I assume you write for the local Morris rag? Anyways, this woman is in FLORIDA. All crazy people on the eastern seaboard eventually wind up in FLORIDA. Its just where they all go. Like someone carving Devil's Towers out of mashed potatoes - they are called to it. Its like Mothership, or something.

On the west coast they all wind up in Hollywood.
Lexington
The top picture is scarier, because it appears as if her eyes are empty.

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bobby78751
I think these pictures are hilarious! smile.gif
Eric Swanson
Yes, I work for the "Morris rag."

Why do you think all the crazies wind up in Florida or Hollywood?
Herr Tiggee
Another installment - which is scarier?

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or....

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