>>>Any of yinz guys have favorite '80s one-hit wonders? Let me know!
Lots. Far too many. I thought I'd compile a quick list, which quickly became an anything-but-quick list. If you don't think some of these are one-hit wonders, cool - just pretend you didn't see them here.
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Tracey Ullman - "They Don't Know"
Frankie Smith - "Double Dutch Bus"
Jane Wiedlin - "Rush Hour"
Van Stephenson - "Modern Day Delilah"
Saga - "On the Loose"
Sly Fox - "Let's Go All the Way"
Baltimora - "Tarzan Boy"
When in Rome - "The Promise"
Gary Numan - "Cars"
Korgis - "Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime"
Taco - "Puttin' on the Ritz"
Planet P - "Why Me?"
SoHo - "Hippychick"
Yarbrough & Peoples - "Don't Stop the Music"
Junior - "Mama Used to Say"
Oran "Juice" Jones - "The Rain"
Re-Flex - "The Politics of Dancing"
Times Two - "Strange But True"
Vitamin Z - "Burning Flame"
Breakfast Club - "Right on Track"
Laid Back - "White Horse"
After the Fire - "Der Kommissar"
Nik Kershaw - "Wouldn't It Be Good"
Phil Seymour - "Precious to Me"
Godley & Creme - "Cry"
GLOBE & the Whiz Kid - "Play That Beat Mr DJ"
JJ Fad - "Supersonic"
Diesel - "Sausalito Summernight"
Red Rockers - "China"
GTR - "When the Heart Rules the Mind"
Benjamin Orr - "Stay the Night"
Stabilizers - "One Simple Thing"
Face to Face - "10-9-8"
Kings - "Switchin' to Glide"
Grayson Hugh - "Talk It Over"
Waitresses - "I Know What Boys Like"
Icicle Works - "Birds Fly (Whisper to a Scream)"
Deon Estus - "Heaven Help Me"
Harold Faltermeyer - "Axel F"
Loose Ends - "Hangin' By a String (Contemplating)"
Buggles - "Video Killed the Radio Star" (OK, 1979)
Chesney Hawkes - "The One and Only" (and this one's 1990 - what are you, the decade police?

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Jane Child - "Don't Wanna Fall in Love"
David & David - "Welcome to the Boomtown"
Hipsway - "Honeythief"
Bourgeois Tagg - "I Don't Mind at All"
Danny Wilson - "Mary's Prayer"
Plimsouls - "A Million Miles Away"
Jags - "Back of My Hand (I've Got Your Number)"
Clocks - "She Looks a Lot Like You"
Models - "Out of Mind Out of Sight"
Aldo Nova - "Fantasy"
Felony - "The Fanatic"
Limahl - "Never Ending Story"
Clubhouse - "Do It Again/Billie Jean"
Oxo - "Whirly Girl"
Living in a Box - "Living in a Box"
Doctor & the Medics - "Spirit in the Sky"
Curiousity Killed the Cat - "Misfit"
Earons - "Land of Hunger"
Camouflage - "The Great Commandment"
Sigue Sigue Sputnik - "Love Missile F1-11"
Trio - "Da Da Da"
Q-Feel - "Dancing in Heaven (Orbital Be-Bop)"
Mari Wilson - "Just What I Always Wanted"
Nails - "88 Lines About 44 Women"
Chuckii Booker - "Turned Away"
Cheri - "Murphy's Law"
Wa Wa Nee - "Sugar Free"
EBN-OZN - "AEIOU Sometimes Y"
Georg Kranz - "Trommeltanz (Din Daa Daa)"
Fiction Factory - "(Feels Like) Heaven"
Mi-Sex - "Computer Games"
Haysi Fantayzee - "Shiny Shiny"
Blanket of Secrecy - "Say You Will"
Freur - "Doot Doot"
PhD - "I Won't Let You Down"
Roger Hodgson - "Had a Dream (Sleeping With the Enemy)"
David Stewart/Barbara Gaskin - "It's My Party"
Our Daughter's Wedding - "Lawnchairs"
Joe "King" Carrasco - "Party Weekend"
Minor Detail - "Canvas of Life"
Eurogliders - "Heaven (Must Be There)"
Gerard McMann - "Cry Little Sister"
Polecats - "Make a Circuit With Me"
Wax - "Right Between the Eyes"
Belfegore - "All That I Wanted"
Godfathers - "Birth School Work Death"
Brandos - "Gettysburg"
Dragon - "Rain"
Bongos - "Numbers With Wings"
Pursuit of Happiness - "I'm an Adult Now"
Opus - "Live Is Life"
Danny Elfman - "Gratitude"
Beloved - "Hello"
Classix Nouveaux - "Guilty"
Peter Godwin - "Images of Heaven"
Fad Gadget - "Collapsing New Buildings"
Screaming Blue Messiahs - "I Wanna Be a Flintstone"
Freaky Fukin Weirdos - "Bitch Make Sandwich"
Holly & the Italians - "Tell That Girl to Shut Up"
Burning Sensations - "Belly of the Whale"
Medium Medium - "Hungry So Angry"
Dream Syndicate - "Tell Me When It's Over"
Comsat Angels - "I'm Falling"
Barnes & Barnes - "Fish Heads"
Blotto - "I Wanna Be a Lifeguard"
Liquid Liquid - "Cavern"
Afternoon Delights - "General Hospi-tale" (one of those so-bad-it's-good songs)
Nolan Thomas - "Yo Little Brother" (ditto)
Rodney Dangerfield - "Rappin' Rodney" (ditto again)
Stan Bush - "The Touch (theme from Transformers)" (OK, this one probably is just horrible)