The Score Bard -- pure poetic genius... if you're into that sort of thing.
Try the Random Peter Gammons Generator
The Chat Wrap of J. Morgan Prufrock (Love child of Joe Morgan and TS Eliot)
Haiku...
Cactus League
Saguaros, arms raised,
Reach for the desert spring sky
Dreaming, "I got it!"
Limericks...
On the Expos staying in Montreal
The Expos new deal will be struck
They'll play this year as a lame duck
All the fans in Quebec
Wonder when in the heck
Is the ref gonna drop that dang puck?
Topical doggerel... (this one a tribute to Dale Petroskey)
The Petroskey Polka
We fight Iraq so they won't get
A nuclear reactor.
In Cooperstown, a bigger threat
Is Nuke LaLoosh, the actor.
Someone tell the Hall of Fame
That if you take a stance
Don't find Americans to blame;
That's why we have France.
Brilliant stuff, a gem on every page.
