Just when you thought it was safe to buy the National Enquirer...They're back!
Bennifer II

Please go away, please.

index fingers plugged into ears, eyes sqwunched shut, much as I have had to do while watching Sports Center lately...

I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU...I AM NOT LISTENING TO YOU...I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU...YOU DO NOT EXIST...BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!

Whew. I feel better.

Me too - thanks for the laugh!

Who are these people?! Never heard of 'em... :confused:

What's funny about all this media attention about thses two is that I don't know a single person who gives a rat's ass. Why did the media latch onto these two anyway?

There is always an "it" couple...Brad and Jennifer, Michael and Catherine, Ben and Jen, Eminem and Elton wink ...there is always someone they want to shove down our throats.

Oh God, please, no! They just reported on the news ( sniff, sniff ) that Bennifer ( sniff, sniff ) have gone their separate ways. I'd type more, but I have to go lie down. Can't. Go. On.

Did anyone ever believe the whole Bennifer phenom anyway? Kind of like all the hype over Tom Cruise and that Aussie girl ... never happened, never will.

Ben's a closet case. With a toupee.

Movie idea: Cruise and Affleck starring in a remake: "Girls on the Side"

O man....crazy celebs. Maybe he needs some counseling after this. He can come and visit me anytime...


It's threads like this one that remind me how absolutely hilarious everyone here is...

[ January 22, 2004, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: metromathis13 ]

They've broken up? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Anyway, my sources tell me she's been sleeping in P. Diddy's bed lately. Reunited and it feels so goooood.... wink

Well, good, now we can focus on more important issues...like cutie Scott Peterson, guilty Kobe Bryant, and crazy Michael Jackson.

Congratulations, Matt.

Im sure we'll all miss the magic that was Gigli.

[ January 23, 2004, 07:41 AM: Message edited by: RazorbackTX ]

Don't worry Raze, they still have Jersey Girl (their second collaboration) coming out this year!

Actually, the Kevin Smith directed pic has suppossedly had much of JLo's stuff purged from the final cut. Though Smith and Affleck deny it, most of the editing was done after the big G-Bomb was detonated last summer.

Wow, this comes on the heels of Matt and Ben being quoted in The Advocate saying that they are going to get married in Massachusetts. (wink, wink) wink wink It is in the "Quotes" section of the latest issue.

SPOILER ALERT FOR 'JERSEY GIRL' -- DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!! wink
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I read that JLo plays Ben's wife in the movie. For the first 12 minutes.

Then she dies.

I've heard her performance in the thirteenth minute is her best performance to date.

Geez Joe you may have spoiled it for all 7 people who had planned on seeing the movie!

Just when I thought I could skip this flick. But any chance to see JLo die, I gotta see. But it better be violent. I'm not settling for some "Love Story" type disease. Maybe she gets beaten to death with the 85 karat diamond Ben gave her that she's undoubtedly keeping!

[ January 23, 2004, 11:21 AM: Message edited by: George_vikingfan ]

Usually ... I don't get involve in "shit" like this ... but this is too good to pass up ...

On the Ben v Jen Lo's split ....

Last time when Bennifer split up, the whole Affleck gang went on a drinking spree in Savannah, GA.

This time, I guess Mrs. Affleck must be jumping for joy because she doesn't have to go through the 30 minute wedding/marriage/divorce with her son and the "bandwagon" slut.

However, what about poor little Matt ... he has been on an emotional roller coaster with this Bennifer relationship ... one minute, his bf is free .... the next minute, it looks like he is being sentenced to hell with JLo.

What we need after Ballot Box Bush's State of the Union address .... a good laugh in mindless cludder.

I'd like to get my paws on the giant pink Argyle diamond. Give it up Jen! wink

They are married and pregnant! Due in November...J.Lo. messed up...he apparently is quite fertile! http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8420203/

Dangit! I was hoping Tom and Katie would marry first!

Attention: Do Not Be Alarmed!
This is NOT the return of the hideous Ben and J. Lo farce!


This is an old, old thread and refers to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez in every post until today's. For the record, it's Jennifer Garner who is Ben's pregnant wife. They haven't been making a fool of themselves in public and as long as that continues, they have my best wishes for a lifetime of happiness. wink