What should have been if the Academy actually had seen any movies.
Best Picture (in order of bestness)
1. Kill Bill 2 - Argue if you want. It's QT's best film to date, has better dialogue, story, and acting than 90% of the fluff thrown out this year, and it actually made me respect David Carradine as an actor (not easy).
2. Kinsey - Unlike most biopics (see A Beautiful Mind), this movie was relevant, provocative, well acted, entertaining, and important. Obviously, it was not Oscar material.
3. Finding Neverland - Depp and the obligatory "Shakespear in Love" formula the Academy loves.
4. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - The only problem that I have with this flick is that it's exactly the type of excellent performance by Jim Carrey that makes people think he should be in more dramas. So much for Ace Ventura 3
5. This spot could be occupied by tons of movies like...Vera Drake, Motorcycle Diaries, Imaginary Heroes, Hotel Rwanda, Garden State, Friday Night Lights, Miracle, Man on Fire, etc.
***Sideways, Million $ Depressant, Ray, and The Aviator were just too underwhelming overall to deserve the title of "Best Picture." Also, not getting Brad Pitt to be the naked guy at the end of 'Sideways' was just lazy casting.
Best Actor
1. Jamie Foxx (Ray)- I can't argue this one
2. Don Cheadle (Hotel Rwanda)- Does an accent, saves hundreds of lives from a genocide. He should talk to Liam Neeson about Oscar night disappointment.
3. Jim Caviezel (The Passion)- I know, I know, but he spoke a dead language, he got struck by lightning while on the cross, and he looked to be in about as much pain as I was for paying to see that movie.
4. Kurt Russell (Miracle)- One of the most underrated, understated, pitch perfect performances of the year.
5. Gael Garcia Bernal (Motorcycle Diaries, Bad Education)- Haven't seen him speak much english, but the stuff he does in spanish is pretty damn amazing.
***EASTWOOD?! Did they even watch the movie. My dick is capable of expressing more emotion. I'm all about minimalist acting as opposed to being overly dramatic, but damn. Oh, before I forget, "Hey DiCaprio, James Van Der Beek called from the set of Varsity Blues II, he wants his fake accent back."
Best Actress
1. Annette Benning (Being Julia)
***Should probably go to Staunton (Vera Drake) or Uma Thurman (Kill Bill 2), but I'd rather see Benning get retribution against Swank (who basically played the same redneck-guy-sans-penis she played in 'Boys Don't Cry').
Best Supporting Actor
1. Morgan Freeman (Million $ Depressant)- It's all about gettin his due for making EVERY movie he's ever been in better just by showing up.
2. David Carradine (Kill Bill 2)- "There are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering bastard. You experienced some of them." "Pai Mei teaches no one the five point palm exploding heart technique." I could go on and on.
***I've seen Sideways twice and I still do not understand why on earth Thomas Hayden Church is nominated for anything except the MTV "Worst Attempt at Crying on Film" Award.
Best Supporting Actress
1... Ah, fudge it. Absolutely no strong opinion for this catagory except for hollywood to either start finding better roles for women or just make every movie gay and get it over with. That said, Cate Blanchett, Sophie Okonedo, and Laura Linney were pretty damn good.
Best Director
1. Scorcese (Raging Bull, Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Color of Money,..etc)- I'm not sure who he pissed off, but they need to get over it already.
2. Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill 2)- His most complete job of directing to date.
***I'd give anything if Eastwood would write and direct a buddy cop comedy with the lead starring opposite a dog (a la Turner and Hooch). It would probably make 'Shindler's List' look like a Monty Python movie. Lighten up, Clint, jeez!
[ February 18, 2005, 07:12 PM: Message edited by: Brooking's boy ]