ChipW
Feb 21 2005, 11:00 AM
I was a little late so missed the disclaimer. I liked how they set it up to have a happy heterosexual ending, but then didn't deliver. Patty could have married Veronica when he asked her to forgive him for lying and marry him anyway. She said something to the effect of " No way! I'm into girls!"
Adam
Feb 21 2005, 11:14 AM
I thought the episode poked some fun at the disclaimer when Homer called Fox (if you have an idea for a show about a skanky golddigger, press 1...) & liked the episode. The moment with Marge and the Reverand Lovejoy was very clever and appreciated that there were many couples married by Homer. Of course, the fact it opened with the Simpsons skating the Stanley Cup was a bonus! Side question: Does the show ever open with Bart writing on the blackboard any more?
This from L Brent Bozell, from the Parents Television Council: "At a time when the public mood is overwhelmingly against gay marriage any show that promotes gay marriage is deliberately bucking the public mood. I'd rather them not do it at all. You've got a show watched by millions of children. Do children need to have gay marriage thrust in their faces as an issue? Why can't we just entertain them?" The FCC should be getting their compaints any minute now.
~Adam
Jim Allen
Feb 21 2005, 12:25 PM
I decided to watch The Treasure of the Sierra Madre instead and, from what I've read here, I'm glad I did. Just have Smithers come out officially already.
Kill this show, do it now, drown it in the bathtub, smother it with a pillow, give it a booze-and-downers cocktail stat etc.
At least The Family Guy has new episodes coming soon.
[ February 21, 2005, 11:26 AM: Message edited by: Jim Allen ]
Joe in Philly
Feb 21 2005, 04:14 PM
QUOTE
Adam:
I thought the episode poked some fun at the disclaimer when Homer called Fox (if you have an idea for a show about a skanky golddigger, press 1...)
I think it was just more of the usual poking-fun-at-Fox. \"Please stay on the line -- your half-baked ideas are all we have.\" And someone else thought the disclaimer was a joke -- I do not think so at all. If it were something the show came up with, they might have had Marge or someone deliver the message.
QUOTE
Of course, the fact it opened with the Simpsons skating the Stanley Cup was a bonus!
And we thought there'd be no Cup this year! wink Loved it.
QUOTE
Side question: Does the show ever open with Bart writing on the blackboard any more?
On occasion, but not on a regular basis. I can't recall seeing it this year.
George Twins fan
Feb 21 2005, 05:33 PM
If the disclaimer were a joke they would have used that voice that does such voiceovers when the Simpsons are watching TV. The voice on the disclaimer was the same that has been on other FOX shows so, sadly, I don't think it was a joke at all.
The episode was kind of blah to me. I did love when Homer called FOX. And Homer simply typing his name and receiving his minister certificate.
Cattledog
Feb 21 2005, 07:05 PM
I am just waiting for Lenny and Carl to get together for real! Maybe one day...
Allen
Feb 23 2005, 08:11 AM
Here is that web site mentioned on the Simpsons on Sunday.
http://www.springfieldisforgayloversofmarriage.com
William1865
Feb 25 2005, 07:04 AM
QUOTE
Adam:
This from L Brent Bozell, from the Parents Television Council: \"At a time when the public mood is overwhelmingly against gay marriage any show that promotes gay marriage is deliberately bucking the public mood. I'd rather them not do it at all. You've got a show watched by millions of children. Do children need to have gay marriage thrust in their faces as an issue? Why can't we just entertain them?\" The FCC should be getting their compaints any minute now. ~Adam
I can't stand Brent Bozell. To paraphrase Florence King, if a right-wing revolution breaks out I'd probably be taken hostage by religious righters at the PTC and I'd have to spend hours explaining to them how I'm way more conservative than they are. I also hate people who are so dense they can't figure out that just because something's animated doesn't mean it's for kids. And if millions of children are watching the Simpsons every Sunday night they have some pretty pathetic parents because it's just not a kids show - not in the sense that kids shouldn't watch it but I can't imagine most kids even getting most of the jokes, the irony, the pop culture references, etc. And I hate conservatives (liberals are just as bad, though) who constantly gush about the children, the children, the children. I think adults should count for something, but maybe that's just me.
George Twins fan
Apr 29 2005, 07:57 AM
The Simpsons will air their 350th episode this Sunday with guest star Ray Romano playing Homer's new friend who everyone else think is imaginary. Another new episode will follow at 8:30.
Joe in Philly
Apr 29 2005, 09:31 AM
Considering how they lied about which episode was number 300, I wonder if this is really number 350? Especially since they threw on a repeat instead of a new episode at the last minute after the pope died (it was about Bart getting expelled and having to go to a Catholic school and a hip priest trying to convert the family -- like trying to bribe Homer with beer).
I read that for the next 3 weeks they will air 2 new episodes each week. I think the above episode is going to be aired during this time.
Adam
Apr 30 2005, 01:51 PM
I was going to ask "why would they lie about the 350th episode?" but then saw this article in the LA Times:
"Not that it's on par with, oh, the Great Quiz Show Scandal of 1959 or the Great Bobby Ewing Death Hoax on 'Dallas,' but Fox's count of episodes of 'The Simpsons' seems to be a little bit...suspicious.
The network has been touting Sunday night's new episode, 'Don't Fear the Roofer,' in which Ray Romano guest stars as a roofing contractor who's stereotypically hard to nail down, as the animated sitcom's milestone 350th. But as some hard-core 'Simpsons'-ites have taken the trouble to point out, the numbers don't quite square.
What's up? A little May sweeps math? A Fox representative said it is definitely No. 350. But if you go to the official episode guide (www.thesimpsons.com) and count forward from the similarly ballyhooed 300th episode, televised February 16, 2003, then Sunday's installment is No. 349.
On the other hand, if you count from the very beginning of the series, the episode Fox labeled the '300th' appears to have been the 302nd, which would make Sunday's episode No. 351. Aye, carumba!
Perhaps Stephen Hawking--who's also in Sunday's episode, explaining a bit about black holes to the Simpsons, Ned Flanders, and Dr. Hibbert--could unravel this mathematical conumdrum. Then again, it just might make the great physicist go, 'D'oh!!'"
My theory is that it's an homage to the "Mary Tyler Moore Show" in which Mary hosts a party following the 1000th newscast she's produced, only to learn it's actually just her 999th. As guest star Barbara Barrie tells Mary about the mix-up, "I understand. I lie about my age, too."
~Adam
Joe in Philly
Apr 30 2005, 09:14 PM
QUOTE
What's up? A little May sweeps math? A Fox representative said it is definitely No. 350. But if you go to the official episode guide (www.thesimpsons.com) and count forward from the similarly ballyhooed 300th episode, televised February 16, 2003, then Sunday's installment is No. 349.
On the other hand, if you count from the very beginning of the series, the episode Fox labeled the '300th' appears to have been the 302nd, which would make Sunday's episode No. 351. Aye, carumba!
Someone tell the L.A. Times to wake up. This was reported back then. Sheesh.
I thought the 300 vs. 302 controversy was discussed here in this thread but for some reason it's not. Maybe I posted it on some other thread? Anyway, it's true. #300 was actually #302, and they actually allude to it during the episode.
Last week's episode was actually #350, but it would have been #351 had the one episode not been postponed after the pope died.
[ April 30, 2005, 09:15 PM: Message edited by: Joe in Philly ]
smalltownboy
May 2 2005, 07:35 AM
I don't know...seems like this Season, the episodes are short on dialogue and are not very funny.
Anyone see the all new Family Guy episode last night?
Hilarious....I can see the Bible Thumpers fainting over it.
NJ
Adam
May 2 2005, 09:34 AM
Has any tv program ever offered a promo for a show on a rival network like last night's episode did? Homer and Ray, sitting on the roof talking about watching a show "on CBS, Monday night at 9" over & over. And though it was expected, I did like the "case of shingles" joke.
~Adam
Joe in Philly
May 2 2005, 10:59 AM
That "CBS Monday at 9" thing had to be a parody of something, though I'm not sure what. I grew tired of it quickly. The Simpsons have done similar gags before where they mentioned other networks' shows -- I recall something about Frasier when Kelsey Grammer's Sideshow Bob was joined by his brother Cecil, played by David Hyde Pierce.
I taped "Family Guy" while watching "Desperate Housewives." The only part I really liked was the opening (which I found the lines in an article from the NY Daily News), when Peter Griffin announces to his family that they've been canceled by Fox.
QUOTE
\"Fox has to make room,\" Peter says dryly, \"for terrific shows like 'Dark Angel,' 'Titus,' \"Undeclared,' 'Action,' 'That '80s Show,' 'Wonderfalls,' 'Fastlane,' 'Andy Richter Controls the Universe,' 'Skin,' 'Girl's Club,' 'Cracking Up,' 'The Pitts,' 'Firefly,' 'Get
Real,' 'Freakylinks,' 'Wanda at Large,' 'Costello,' 'The Lone Gunmen,' 'A Minute with Stan Hooper,' 'Normal, Ohio,' 'Pasadena,' 'Harsh Realm,' 'Keen Eddie,' 'The Street,' 'American Embassy,' 'Cedric the Entertainer,' 'The Tick,' 'Luis' and 'Greg the Bunny.'\"
\"Is there no hope?\" Lois asks.
\"Well,\" Peter replies, \"I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot.\"
Cattledog
May 2 2005, 02:24 PM
QUOTE
Joe in Philly:
That \"CBS Monday at 9\" thing had to be a parody of something, though I'm not sure what.
The first thing I thought of was the infamous "Who's on First?" routine. I thought that the "CBS Monday at 9" was the best part of the episode, which was a somewhat weak episode by
The Simpsons standards. I guess part of the problem is that I just don't find Ray Romano funny at all--never have. But, I will give him credit for the "CBS" routine with Homer at the end of the show. I
did think that the 8.30 p.m. episode about Bart's food addiction and having to go to fat camp was a much stronger episode. It seemed more like a typical episode. I spent the whole show trying to figure out the voice of the head of the fat camp--Albert Brooks.
[ May 02, 2005, 02:25 PM: Message edited by: Cattledog ]
Cattledog
May 2 2005, 02:29 PM
Joe, regarding all of those successful shows

that he had mentioned, the one that got completely forgotten was the
Herman's Head, which was the only show after
The Simpsons (or was it on after
Married With Children :confused: ) that I really liked.
Edited to add: I also really liked
The Crew, but that was stuck in Thursday night purgatory up against
Friends so I knew that it would never really have a chance.
[ May 02, 2005, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: Cattledog ]
George Twins fan
May 2 2005, 03:06 PM
Herman's Head wasn't mentioned because it was on and off the air before Family Guy. The only shows mentioned were FOX shows that came and went since Family Guy was cancelled a few years back.
George Twins fan
May 28 2005, 11:59 AM
Season 6 is now available for preorder at Amazon.com for a mere $32.49 and free shipping. There is a link on the Outsports homepage for Amazon so you can buy the DVD and support Outsports at the same time!
Some highlights:
-Homer is accused of sexually harrassing the babysitter.
-Homer goes to clown college and becomes a Krusty lookalike.
-Santa's Little Helper knocks a bitch up and Mr. Burns conspires to steal the puppies so he can make a coat.
-Bart makes a prank call to Australia and the family must go there to apologize.
-The Simpsons get a pool but Bart breaks his leg and spends his summer spying on the neighbors and suspects Flanders murdered his wife.
-The family vacation at Itchy and Scratchy Land.
-Sideshow Bob is released from jail and runs for mayor.
Season 6 does, unfortuantely, contains what is, IMO, the Worst. Episode. Ever. Or at least tied for the worst. It is the one where a fortune teller describes Lisa's future and her wedding. The other that ties as the worst is another that takes place in the future where Lisa is President of the United States and Bart is a ne'er do well slacker musician who embarrasses her. A take off on Bill and Roger Clinton I imagine.
Joe in Philly
May 28 2005, 01:40 PM
I don't think either of those qualify as the worst, although I wouldn't call them great, either. But it annoys me that they keep pumping from that well. This year it was Prof. Frink showing Bart and Lisa the future through a machine he invented.
Joe in Philly
Jun 7 2005, 07:09 AM
Simpsons movie in production?
A friend sent me news about this, and I found this item on a Simpsons fan website. It's supposed to be from something called "Teletext" in the UK.
QUOTE
Long-running TV show The Simpsons is transferring to the big screen with a film version now in production. Nancy Cartwright, who voices Bart, is in London to perform her one-woman show and has told Teletext that she's just had her first look at the script.
\"We read through the first three acts of the film last week,\" she said. \"They have a script ready and we're working on it, but it is a work in progress.\"
While The Simpsons movie is already in production, Nancy Cartwright won't say what the story will be about.
\"Fox owns me, so I can't say too much,\" she joked. \"But the release is a couple of years away. It's a different format than the TV show, and those episodes take six or seven months to produce.\"
Creator Matt Groening is working on the script, and the entire cast has already signed deals to voice the film as well.
Despite 16 years on television and now a film in production, Nancy Cartwright told Teletext the end is not in sight for The Simpsons.
\"I don't necessarily think the film means the end of the show,\" said the voice of Bart. \"But it is a business, so it's up to the powers that be. I'd like it to continue - any time they want me, they just have to say where and when and I'll be on my way.\"
Adam
Aug 2 2005, 10:26 AM
In addition to Kelsey Grammer--Sideshow Bob's coming back!!--among the guest voices for the coming season are: Alec Baldwin, Ricky Gervais, William H. Macy, Lily Tomlin, Frances McDormand, Rob reiner, and Richard Dean Anderson (who, as MacGyver, is adored by Selma.) The Treehouse of Terror will feature Dennis Rodman, Terry Bradshaw, Randy Johnson, and Joe Frazier.
~Adam
Joe in Philly
Aug 2 2005, 10:54 AM
QUOTE
Adam:
Richard Dean Anderson (who, as MacGyver, is adored by Selma.)
Patty likes him too...just not in
that way.
Meanwhile, earlier in this thread:
QUOTE
George_Twinsfan: Season 6 does, unfortuantely, contains what is, IMO, the Worst. Episode. Ever. Or at least tied for the worst. It is the one where a fortune teller describes Lisa's future and her wedding. The other that ties as the worst is another that takes place in the future where Lisa is President of the United States and Bart is a ne'er do well slacker musician who embarrasses her. A take off on Bill and Roger Clinton I imagine.
Joe in Philly: I don't think either of those qualify as the worst, although I wouldn't call them great, either. But it annoys me that they keep pumping from that well. This year it was Prof. Frink showing Bart and Lisa the future through a machine he invented.
I mention this because the other night they re-ran this episode and, oddly enough, I laughed more than I did the first time it aired. Maybe I'm in a better frame of mind to enjoy things now? wink Anyway, in the future Lisa learns that Bart is now getting the Yale scholarship that had been awarded to her, and she starts pounding on him and yelling, "You've ruined my life!!" Cut back to the present, where Lisa is attacking Bart after seeing her future: "You're going to ruin my life!!" wink
George Twins fan
Aug 2 2005, 12:07 PM
The one from this week was the only "future" episode I enjoyed. It isn't classic Simpsons but it was way better than the one where Lisa becomes President or Lisa gets married.
Joe in Philly
Aug 27 2005, 04:09 PM
Fox is changing its strategy of recent years. Instead of waiting until after the World Series and then starting off with the Treehouse of Horror, the new season will begin on September 11, also the same day they have a Week 1 NFL doubleheader (so whatever's on between 7 and 8 will presumably NOT debut).
They called their Sunday lineup "Desperately funny" or something like that. I wonder why they used that word "desperate"? wink
Cattledog
Aug 29 2005, 06:11 AM
Yeah, I noticed that last night. Despite the consistently successful critical acclaim of The Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, and Arrested Development (which have all picked up Emmy's in past years in various categories), FOX is still having ratings problems with the resurgence of ABC and HBO (not to mention NFL competition) on Sunday nights, despite the ratings going down over at CBS and NBC the past couple of years. Waiting until after the Yankees win the World Series this year wink is just not a good strategy if FOX wants to ride this "animation domination" wave immediately to counter those who are into ABC and HBO's Sunday programming. So, I am pleased with FOX's decision to make this sudden change, despite its eerie date being Sep. 11.
Jason Cottrell
Nov 6 2005, 09:49 PM
Treehouse of Horror XVI....I loved the beginning with the aliens and the World Series...BI was kinda stupid...the second two parts were funny...especially the last episode with the costumes.
George Twins fan
Nov 7 2005, 05:39 AM
The AI spoof might have worked better if it had been done 5 years ago. Not very relevant now. It's not like AI is considered some classic like ET or Jaws.
Joe in Philly
Nov 24 2005, 12:32 AM
Season 7 DVDs are out December 13th, in case anyone is looking to buy me a Christmas present; of course, you should let me know in advance so I don't buy it myself!
I've also seen ads featuring a new version of the game "Operation" in which Homer Simpson is the patient, in which he says things like "This is NOT GOOD!" and, of course, "D'oh!"
Joe in Philly
Jan 9 2006, 04:13 PM
I enjoyed the opening couch gag last night. They all run in and sit down, and a photographer comes in and takes a family portrait; then you see each year's succeeding family portrait (with the kids growing up a little each year). 2006 and 2007 show Homer and Marge and the kids; then in 2008 Homer's gone, Marge is in her funeral outfit; 2009 features Marge with Lenny; 2010 features Lenny and Carl (together at last) but not Marge; in 2011 Marge is back, but with Jimbo Jones(!); in 2012 Jimbo's been replaced with a robotic version of Homer; and finally in 2013, the entire family has been replaced by robots.
George Twins fan
Mar 6 2006, 02:57 PM
Joe in Philly
Mar 6 2006, 03:06 PM
That is awesome!
George Twins fan
Mar 6 2006, 03:42 PM
I kind of had a feeling you'd like it Joe!
Joe in Philly
Mar 20 2006, 12:43 PM
Yes, like the Energizer Bunny, the Simpsons just keep going. Fox has ordered two more seasons -- numbers 18 and 19, which will take the show past the 400-episode mark.
(Off-topic briefly: they've also ordered another year of King of the Hill.)
George Twins fan
Mar 20 2006, 04:19 PM
I thought last night's Simpsons was one of the funnier ones in a while.
George Twins fan
Mar 24 2006, 12:03 PM
Looks like the movie is in the works:
QUOTE
Harry Shearer, the voice of The Simpsons' Ned Flanders and Reverend Lovejoy (among others), has confirmed that work has begun on a feature foray for the long-running Fox series. Speaking with the Mancow radio show, Shearer teased that the movie will feature dialogue that's a touch racier but nothing to earn it an R rating.
RGMike
Mar 27 2006, 01:41 PM
QUOTE
Obviously FOX liked it too -- they included it in last nite's ep.
Adam
Apr 4 2006, 09:04 AM
To honor the series' longevity--it's been picked up through its 17th season--Fox has placed a numner of Simpsons yellow billboards around LA. The tagline reads "17 Year Streak" and the visual is Homer streaking (!) across the sign.
~Adam
Joe in Philly
May 16 2007, 10:47 PM
In advance of the
400th episode 
on Sunday, Homer Simpson is making the rounds. American Idol tonight and a top ten list on Letterman tomorrow. Now if he could show up Friday on The View and heckle Rosie...
George Twins fan
May 17 2007, 07:24 AM
Can't wait for the spoof of 24. It's doubtful that it will be as funny as 24 has been this year, but considering 24 isn't supposed to be a comedy....
I'm not hearing much buzz about the movie though. I'm worried it's not going to be great. They will surely be limited in terms of language, something The South Park Movie or Beavis and Butthead Do America weren't. I just hope they can recapture the subversive attitude of the first 8 or 9 seasons and that it is not too Homer-centric and that it focuses more on Bart's antics.
Joe in Philly
Jul 1 2007, 11:24 PM
As part of the promotion for
The Simpsons Movie 7-Eleven has converted a dozen stores into real-life Kwik-E-Marts. Even better, they've created real versions of Krusty-O's, Squishees and Buzz Cola.
Sadly, no Duff Beer.
Illini_fan
Jul 2 2007, 11:46 AM
QUOTE(Joe in Philly @ Jul 1 2007, 10:24 PM)

As part of the promotion for
The Simpsons Movie 7-Eleven has converted a dozen stores into real-life Kwik-E-Marts. Even better, they've created real versions of Krusty-O's, Squishees and Buzz Cola.
Sadly, no Duff Beer. 
Darn, I was hoping they would convert the store that's right down the street from me, instead they picked one way out in the southwest suburbs. Oh well.
Also, the choice of which Springfield is going to host the premiere is coming up soon. I think my Springfield (Illinois) is going to come out with the win, but we shall see.
Maddog
Jul 2 2007, 12:22 PM
Why all of a sudden am I craving a squishee and a microwave burrito?
Joe in Philly
Jul 16 2007, 12:48 PM
More great Simpsons news, with the movie just 11 days away -- another CD compilation of musical bits out in September, including performances by Jackson Browne, Weird Al Yankovic, and David Byrne.
Simpsons: Testify
William1865
Jul 26 2007, 09:54 PM
So far the Simpsons flick is getting decent reviews. My buddy who is as big a Simpsons fan as moi is out of town this weekend, not sure when I will make it to the movie.
Joe in Philly
Jul 28 2007, 03:29 PM
It's very good, though not perfect. I laughed a lot. I'm pleased with how it turned out.
js1metsfan
Jul 29 2007, 02:50 AM
I saw the Simpsons movie on Friday nite..
I laughed a lot..I'm glad they used a lot of the subtle humor that makes the Simpsons so great for all these years...
i was impressed---glad they didn't ruin the movie or the show by going too over the top...
the best in the movie in my opinion was when all of the people at moe's ran into the church and all the people in the church ran into the bar....that had me rolling on the floor big time!
josh
George Twins fan
Jul 29 2007, 03:50 PM
Well the movie is a big hit. It made $71.9 million on the opening weekend.
Joe in Philly
Jul 29 2007, 07:43 PM
They'll never stop the Simpsons,
Have no fears, we've got stories for years!
Joe in Philly
Jul 30 2007, 08:48 PM
A note about upcoming season 19: the return of Sideshow Bob (not in the movie!), played by Kelsey Grammer. And the return of his brother Cecil, played by David Hyde Pierce.
And the addition of their father, played by...you guessed it...John Mahoney.
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