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Said to have been \"driving erratically\" on her way home from a charity event, Paris Hilton was pulled over in Hollywood during the wee hours of Thursday morning and subsequently booked for suspicion of driving under the influence. A field sobriety test was conducted at the scene, indicating that Hilton had the minimum blood-alcohol level (0.08 percent in California) to warrant an arrest. Hilton, who was released later in the morning, \"is absolutely fine,\" says her rep, who claims her woozy condition was \"probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day.\"
Funniest part: "working all day". Yeah okay!