Just cant beat page 2....

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/immerman/030307.html

Some of my favs:

Anaheim Angels: "Touch Our Rally Monkey. Go On, Touch It."

Arizona Diamondbacks: "There's Nothing Like The Sight Of The Big Unit Working His Rosin Bag."

Boston Red Sox: "The New York Yankees Sodomize Orphaned Puppies -- We Adopt Them."

Milwaukee Brewers: "A Drinking Town With A Baseball Problem."