In honor of Halloween, we've come up with the most frightening concepts we can imagine. Check it out, then post your thoughts here.

[ October 25, 2001: Message edited by: Jim at Outsports ]

Taking an RSVP cruise and having the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders as the guest stars.

President Bush just hired Carl Everett as Ambassador to Pakistan.

"Guide to Successful Plastic Surgery" co-authored by Jerry Jones and Bruce Jenner.


"How to Be a Successful Leader and Teammate" by Jeff George (or Ryan Leaf)


"Bettor's Guide to the NFL" by Outsports Pick 'Em participants last week.

"Keys to a Happy Marriage" by OJ Simpson

"Responsible Family Planning" by Shawn Kemp

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[ October 25, 2001: Message edited by: George_vikingfan ]

"The Art of Negotiation" by Lindros and Clarke

~Adam

Jerry Falwell attends local homosexual appreciation class.

John Elway, Troy Aikman, Michael Jordan are making a comeback! Oh wait a minute - YIKES!

Schmankees winning the WS again. :eek: :eek: :eek:

"No-Holds-Barred Grudge Match": Richard "Sweatin' til he's Oily" Simmons vs. Fred "The Slimy Thumper" Phelps. May the greasiest "man" win. :eek:

[ October 25, 2001: Message edited by: Seph ]

The NY Yankees winning four in a row.

xfl

If Bruce Jenner returned to Track & Field competition.

Servicemen returning from victory over Afghanis bring back wonderfully diverse custom of playing polo the way it was played ab origino- with calves' heads! Just one problem: No one thought to test for Mad Cow Disease!

Phillies fire Larry Bowa, re-hire Terry Francona in order to make Scott Rolen happy

Eagles trade Donovan McNabb for Ryan Leaf

Flyers' Clarke resigns, replaced by Carl Lindros

76ers reacquire Derrick Coleman....hey, waitaminit.... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
(edited to correct graemlins)

[ October 26, 2001: Message edited by: Joe in Philly ]

"How to Manage a Team's Personality" by Barry Switzer
"The Airlines, Hunting, and You: an Uneasy Trio" by Barry Switzer
"Why the Run and Shoot Won't Work at Oklahoma" by Barry Switzer (c. 1984)


[ October 26, 2001: Message edited by: musicalnuke ]

Making a date with Steve Finley and Randy Johnson shows up in his place... can I make a non-sports one? Being locked in a room and having to listen to Kathie Lee Gifford CDs continuously... or country music.

[ October 26, 2001: Message edited by: utahman4u ]

[ October 26, 2001: Message edited by: utahman4u ]

LOL!ROF!~ The scariest scenario, so far.

Receiving a hot oil treatment from Melanie Molitor, mother of Martina Hingis. Or for that matter, seeing Melanie Molitor's hair in person. Obviously, she's not familiar with hot oil treatments.

"How To Tell If She's Of Age" by Travis Henry

"Political Correctness for Dummies" by Martina Hingis

"Break Dancing: 101" video by Sebastian Janikowski

"Picking the Right Tattoo Just for You" by Allen Iverson

Now Open: The Titanium Room - Entertainment for the Discrete Athlete
Patrick Ewing; Founder, Owner, Chief Personnel Officer

TVGUIDE CH 51 "Real Sports with Bryant Gumbel", known for it's acknowledgement and acceptance of gays in sports, gives you an inside look at 25 year love affair between Pat Summerall and John Madden

"Sportsmanship and Charm for Young Girls" by
Tonya Harding

"How To Deal With Those Pesky Trick-or-Treaters" by Albert Belle

"Firecracker Safety" by Vince Coleman

"Chastity: The Greatest Virtue" by Wilt Chamberlain

"How To Gain Attention And Impulse Sales For Your Failing Publication (Without Being Totally Honest)" by Brendan Lemon

The new hit duet, "To All The Girls I've Loved Before" by Troy Aikman and Brady Anderson

a non-sports one:
The WB presents its new miniseries, "Grade School Confidential" starring the casts of "Dawson's Creek" and "Smallville" as the schoolchildren

Attending a social skills seminar and being paired up with John Rocker.

Speaking Clear and Effectively in English...by Rickey Henderson

Gay Art Appreciation, a Robert Mapplethorpe anthology, by Fred Phelps

Temple University College English 101 taught by Professor Dikembe Mutombo

Nigeria has only one official language. Any guesses as to what it is? Yup, English.

"Subtlety 101" taught by Professor Mark Cuban.

Rene Portland of Penn State at a gay pride parade.

"A Dick Vitale Retrospective: The Audio Version"

The 24-Hour Golf Channel on cable TV.

"Getting Along With A Union In Which You're A Minor Player" taught by Tiger Woods, Terrell Davis, and Kurt Warner.

Bridesmaid dress fashion show with Jim Kelly, Thurman Thomas, Bruce Smith, Phil Mickelson, the Georgia Lady Dawgs' basketball team, John Chaney, Gene Keady, and Anna Kournikova as models.

Anna Kournikova's selling of her soul to get national publicity.

SteveIN