I'd like to announce that I am throwing my name into the ring as the next gay wrestler.

My official rasslin' name is the Rainbow Tiger. I will be wearing a smart, skin hugging body suit, complete with batman-esque breast plates and nipples the size of grapefruit. My leotard will be bright orange, with navy tiger stripes.

I will also be wearing a mask, which covers only my eyes and nose, and will feature several catlike whiskers. And my hair will be teased out to epic proportions, and will be described by the media as "a cross between Pantera, those femme-bots from the band called Europe, White Snake, and the hair one would associate with members of the musical Cats."

Rainbow Tiger will be openly gay, and be considered a "good" character, as he doesn't whip people with metal folding chairs, or associate with obese managers who resemble the fat guy from TV's "Wings."

Tiggee, can I be your first groupie? And president of the "Rainbow Tiger Menagerie"?

Well, hell, since we're throwing illegal objects into the ring, I'll throw my object in as well.

I'm going to be known simple as The Plainsman. I'll have a smart little outfit of tobacco colored suede pants with a leather drawstring, same color suede vest and a version of the Pirate Shirt from Seinfeld. I'll also be wearing some boots that you can't tell if they are women's or just European.

I'm not going to pronounce my sexuality. I'll always have a good looking woman in tow, but I'll be looking a little too longingly at my opponent when we lock up at center ring. I'll never mention gender when speaking of people that make my heart go pitter patter.

The Plainsman will be a pretty good character and allies with the Rainbow Tiger, even if he is gay (NTTAWTT). However, when the next drop dead gorgeous bad man comes to town, The Plainsman will get a little weak kneed and pull a Anakin Skywalker on the Rainbow Tiger.

edited because Little Fillie infiltrated my typing again.

[ March 03, 2006, 03:02 PM: Message edited by: Aubie In Bham ]

Falcon...You know that you too can become a gay wrestler? Get busy with your costume, and official rasslin' name.

[ March 03, 2006, 03:01 PM: Message edited by: Herr Tiggee ]

Hell i'm bringing some big chested blonde bimbos with me to my cage fights. They will carry cold beer.

I'll 3 other at home cleaning.

When i'm done with my wrastlin, they can wrastle.. in the mud.

I'll be loved by all.

PF - But will you be in drag?
More creativity is required in developing your rasslin persona, including costume and such.

Well, with his current hair situation, that ugly a**ed ball cap and stuff, he could be Trail Ortrash.

I think Li'l Stinger can be "The Rolling Cheetoh." His costume will make him look as wide as he is tall. He will have the image of a large Cheetoh on his chest, and he'll also have a cape, complete with 12" Elvis collar. And lots of sequins and rhinestones, like he was involved in some horrible accident at the bedazzler factory.

What would BPT/George be? He could come as Mrs. Trail Ortrash and constantly nag him. Then Mr. will rare back and slap the crap outta her. Mrs. will then throw Mr. in the ring they'll have a grudge match right then and there. She'll pull down Mr.'s jeans and reveal pink satin panties. The crowd will go wild.

George-Ann's persona is called "Dumpster Doom." The rest I leave to him.

JIP can be THE POSTER from parts unknown.

I will let my skanks do the talking. I will have a cigar at all times though.

Surely someone can do better than that.

I just want to applaud the Rainbow Tiger on his honesty in coming out as a gay pro wrestler. wink

Scarlet will go down fast when my big chested skanks start doing the "lap dance"

then runs away saying ewwww yucky ho's.

Oh, but The Rainbow Tiger will have his bevy of babes, with a secret. They all be lezbeens and they will go down, er, take down your busty brazen hussies. The crowd will love it.

JIP should be dressed up in a bunch of motherboards which have glued together to resemble a knight's suit of armor. His name will be "Sir Posts-alot."

Rainbow Tiger That one got a good laugh out loud.

Maybe PF should wear a plaid lumberjack shirt, and Phleagle cheerleader skirt below. Now THAT would be scary!

Crowds would never love big hipped lesbos taking down smokin hot babes.

Dont turn this into the WNBA...

Just sayin.

So what is Coyote Ugly's outfit going to be? He already has a great stage name.

Hippie head + lumberjack shirt + cheerleading skirt?

That's one more confused lesbian.

Coyote Ugly will be Midge the Scorpion, ohhh wait, wrong thread.

[ March 03, 2006, 03:52 PM: Message edited by: Herr Tiggee ]

PF He'll have his lipstick lezbeens there. It will look like the Atlanta and Jackson, MS Junior Leagues throwin' down on who's cookbooks raised more for charity.

Are you already drinking?

Is that Aubaneese he's posting in today?

I have no idea what language he's posting in today.

I think it starts with Scotch.

Can I be "The Flaming Falcon" ? Of course, I would need help planning an outfit...that's what my "Fairy Princess" is for (a.k.a, "Lara"--she HATES the term "Fag Hag"). What's my story? Any gimmicks? Can I involve a man in uniform (i.e., police, fire, EMS, military)? HELP!!

It only makes sense that a fireman would be there to deal with the "flaming" Falcon.Maybe his firehose would be his most dangerous weapon.

Falcon, I think your outfit should be pink. And if you're buff, there should be as little outfit as possible.

[ March 06, 2006, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: Herr Tiggee ]

Yeah Falcon.We need a photo of your 23 year old body!!! Falcon!...Falcon!...Falcon!!!!!!!!!!!!

23? He's not a Falcon...he's chicken. Well, almost anyways. Maybe he should be Rainbow Tiger's sidekick: play Robin to my Batman.

Although, if Falcon would rather be Rainbow Tiger's nemesis then I can administer a wicked "piledriver". Hee hee hee.

Careful there Rainbow Tiger, you might pull something. He may be a chicken, but you're, uh, well....not as limber.

I always thought the Figure 4 was quite hot. That or the suplex where they had to reach into the waistband of their other guys shorts. eek!

If Falcon is chicken, just maybe we've found someone Scarlet might be NICE to...

Just saying.

Falcon can be our monkey, just a pawn we use to get to Scarlet.

I have a better idea for Falcon. He will be my naked manservant. I will enter the arena leading him on a chain.

PF - you never replied to the idea of letting your outfit consist of a plaid lumberjack shirt and Phleagle cheerleader skirt. I take it that you are OK with this outfit. I need to know what size you wear so that I can order it for you.

My rasslin name will still be Eddiecat and my arch rival will be "The Sewer Rat". eek!

[ March 11, 2006, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]